http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/ben-carson-says-he-has-no-memory-of-running-for-president
I want off this ride
>>71017583
Has anyone ever actually seen him do brain surgery?
>>71017583
>borowitz
It's satire you dibs, and a bad one at that.
>>71017583
>Andy Borowitz is a New York Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998
You're making me sleepier than Carson.
>>71017830
>>71017839
>>71017760
>the countries that bring bants are afraid of a little kike kompetition
>>71017760
Look at all his great unbiased hit pieces.
>>71017922
The Bernie one is funny though. It is funny how incredulous Clinton has been about his campaign despite being ten times as nasty.
>>71017583
He slept though most of it.
>>71017583
This and the sleepiness?
I guess they don't call him Benzo Carson for nothing
>>71018225
Sanders isn't trying to win though. He isn't even making a big deal of his stolen delegates and name being taken off some ballots. Not to mention all of his attacks on Hilary Clinton have been piss weak, he even gave her a pass on Benghazi, her emails, and the Bill Clinton rape allegations.
He's a con-artist that's going to go into retirement straight after he loses and cash in all of his donations tax-free.
>>71017583
>http://www.newyorker.com/humor/
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>>71017922
Okay the second one is pretty funny
>>71017583
Make America not JUST again
>>71017583
>/humor/
>>71018468
>thinks ben ga z s a real thing
top cringe
>>71018784
Top goy.
