You are 90% ashkenazi jew. What do you do, /pol/?
>>71014758
"Then why am I an idiot?"
>>71014758
>>71014758
oy vey?
oy vey!
i am now stronger, i am no more afraid to show my power level.
>>71014758
take the first plane to holy land and enlist in IDF and start killing shitskins
then marry beautiful jewess
Impossible because I have so much Choctaw and Cherokee ancestry.
>>71014758
SHUT IT DOWN!!!!
>>71014758
Move to D.C. and be the KHANG I am
>>71014758
Manipulate Goyim, get shekles.
>>71014758
demand reparations for the lolocaust
>>71014758
go to Israel and live an happy life laughing at the fucking white male.
>>71014758
Ehh, Im a genetic mess
My dad is 2nd generation immigrant, his father was german, his mother ukranian
My mom is 3rd gen immigrant. not so sure about her complete ascendancy, part french part spanish, i dont know the rest
Im certain my familiy had no mixing with natives, but I suspect some kike ancestry due to certain features I realized I have
Also, I might have some african ancestry because spain
>>71014758
Move to Israel
Marry a qt Natalie Portman lookalike
Join the IDF and remove kebab
Eat hummus everyday
>>71014758
so you're a Slav in denial, either "a Germanised Sorb" or a "Khazaric-Eastern Slav".
Nothing to be proud. :^)
t. Western Slav
>>71015128
you're white
>>71015173
>Joining the IDF
Are you stupid or something?
go to collect my holocaust money and place of power and influence
Demand where the fuck all my money at!
Cry
Rage
Cry
Use my jewjitsu skills to make Finland hate kebabs
Save Finland
Cry more
>>71015412
>jewjitsu
why dont you use those legendary sniper skills?
Embrace my roots, convert and join the international banking and mainstream media cartel bent on controlling the world and snuffing out the white race of course.
Hail G-d.
Claim holoshoa bux
get german reparation shekels
>>71014758
>fart in hand
> hand is filled with shit
> sniff hand
> to be sure
> do not turn around 360
> do not moonwalk backwards
> vote Trump
> jump off wall
Probably not my best day.
>>71015475
Noguns
cry with joy tbqh
>>71015128
>Ehh, Im a genetic mess
no you are certainly white
>>71014758
Wait for my Holocaust©®™ reparations check.
My grandma keeps telling me I have a gypsy ancestor. Her skin is kinda darker then mine too. I have blue eyes though. So I choose to not believe it.
>>71015240
What's wrong with it?
I'm already 50% ashkenazi and i dont know what to do :(
>>71014758
join the elite secret club that rules the world while rubbing my hands vigorously
>>71014758
File for Israeli birthright and collect shekels
>>71014758
I don't know. I have never accounted for this scenario because it would not happen. I suppose I would have to do Jewish shit, which I presumably would have been raised from birth with since my parents were both apparently Jewish.
Honestly this is a bit hard to imagine. If I was a Jew I'm pretty sure I would already know.
I donated stem cells and the recipient turned out to be israeli, so I probably matched some HLA type of a jew. Does this affect the chances of jewish ancestry significantly?
I don't know about any jew ancestors and my nose is small.
I already knew that
>>71014758
Start shilling
>you're the one Ashkenazi Jew with a low verbal IQ
>>71014758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=715tG-iadek
mo shekels mo problems
>>71014758
move to israel, have genetically pure children, persecute muds
>>71014758
>You are 90% ashkenazi jew. What do you do, /pol/?
move to israel and ask for my jew golds. marry jew cute and make chosen babies who will mightily oppress palestine..
I make my own Corp and start to upheld the racemixing agenda
>>71014758
Audition for the nearest production of "Fiddler on the Roof."
>>71016135
thats a lot of ashkenazi. do you have a big nose?
>>71014758
Go to Israel, subvert the political atmosphere, muh refugees, muh diversity, boom Israel becomes a third world shithole.
>>71014758
Enlist into idf and have som funtime im gaza
>>71015128
> german, ukrainian
Oy vey, shalom fellow kike ! *rubs hands jewishly*
>>71014758
Collect my bag of gold and get my new position as senior VP for some bank or whatever. Maybe be a movie star even.
>>71014758
>tfw you don't know where your dads side is from and he probably doesnt either
>tfw they're pale with black hair and brown eyes
>>71020523
>tfw they're pale with black hair and brown eyes
its not looking good for you. do a 23andme test to find out how jewish you are.
Become one of those cool redpilled Jews that everyone likes and take a big fat dump on my race. Then make good television.
>>71014758
Remove kebab
>>71014758
How did that happen? My grandfather was a literal member of the norwegian nazi party. It does not matter though, because I am a muslim so ethnicity don't matter.
>>71014758
Sounds about right.
>>71018192
kek
>>71014758
put my head in the oven
>>71020924
What's that?
>>71015173
>Ashkenazi jew.
>Joining the IDF
O I am laffin.
>>71021142
You the norway bro that converted to islam?
I'm the swede who converted to islam to do my part in uncucking sweden
>>71021474
m8 i think you got orthodox/haredi and ashkenazi mixed up
What the difference between the boyscouts and the jews? the scouts came back from camp
>>71014758
Start asking around where I can get in on this NWO slime shit y'know? Time to become a producer for TV and music and kill off whitey.
>>71021517
My sides
>>71014758
Rub my hands furiously.
I start kiking it up.
I become the final boss after Soros.
>>71021517
Did they really?
>>71021487
Yes, salam alaykum wa rahmetullahi wa barakatu. I am on my way to jummah now, or at least soon...
>>71021503
Finance is dominated by Ashkenazis... But they happily let ordinary "diaspora" Jews take the rap for their shit. Zionists are more political and "hands on" with world events. You'd find more of them in the IDF, and they at least have the decency to be cunts in the open. Orthodox Jews are just animals. Orthodox Jews are to Judaism, what the KKK is to Christianity. Normal Jews are fine. They're bros desu.
Ashkenazi - George Soros.
Zionist - Benjamin Netanyahu.
Orthodox - KKK, child killing blood suckers.
Ordinary Jews - fine. But could do with kicking out the people using their religion as a scapegoat...
>>71021517
what's the difference between the boyscouts and the jews? Catholic priests hate the jews.
>>71021360
>>71021517
>the scouts came back from camp.
Aye. But I somehow think the Jews had an easier time. There are worse things than death, anon.
Being left walking like John Wayne at the age of 7 is one of them.
>>71014758
I've already had a dna test done, No one believed that I was almost fully English until I took this test.
I want to get one from 23andme too, comparing the results should be fun.
>>71021865
Finance is dominated by elite Ashkenazis
>>71021976
forgot the pic
This is all the info pasted together
At least serves as proof that Americans living in the US since it's creation are not all niggers now.
>>71021976
>paying twice for genotyping to get a marginally different set of graphs
i certify you as 100% goyish kopf, no jew genes in your linage
>>71021865
Netanyahu is an ashkenazi jew
Ashkenazi = White jew (came from europe)
Mizrahi = Brown jew (came from the middle east)
Orthodox = Jew with black clothes, a hat and a beard that goes to the synagogue all the time
Diaspora jew = Jew not living in Israel
Zionist = Any person who supports the existence of a state of Israel.
>>71014758
Head to the Capitol Building to collect my free shekels
I'm a Ashkenazi. I just live a normal life while also trying to subvert western society. Nothing special.
>>71021865
So jewbag shapiro sucks foreskin blood and eats the fetuses of the goyim?
>>71014758
Move to Israel where a free house and a nice job waiting for me.
>>71022404
>Zionist = Any person who supports the existence of a state of Israel.
I always wondered, why did you invent a fancy new word for 'jewish nationalism'?
this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc
>>71022454
I understand ehy the brownies all want to kill you guys
>>71014758
take over the country and fix it desu senpai
>>71014758
Get a job at Goldman Sachs.
>>71022547
Because it sounds more unique? IDK what those people in 19th century Europe had in mind when they came up with it.
>>71022317
Regardless if the graphs are different or not, I'll be able to fucking compare them you retard.
Can one convert to jew, or are they just gonna hold you in contempt forever?
Jewish nationalism in Zion, not just anywhere.
>>71022985
Only people who care are people you wouldn't wanna hang around anyway (orthodox).
We welcome any Jew with open arms since the arabs are trying to beat us in a demographic shift war with their breeding rate.
>>71014758
Read the rest of the report to see if I have any of their inbreeding defects like CF, then go buy a yarmulke.
>>71022847
Cool. They'll probably be the same for the most part and possible differences speculative trace admixtures don't seem $200 interesting to me.
If you weren't such a goyishkop you'd just analyze the genotyping data yourself using admixture/snpmap or something.
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2011/03/analyzing-ancestry-with-admixture-step-by-step
>>71022985
>>71023259
doesn't the talmud teach jews to treat converts like any other jew (except for some obscure marriage restrictions)?
>>71014758
>go to the white house
>guards try to stop me
>they notice my kippah
>immediately step back "I'm sorry chosen"
>meet Obama and discuss how we should destroy Palestine and the white race at dinner while Michelle does the helicopter with his dick for entertainment
>ask for a press conference
>tell people they should be ashamed for not accepting migrants and branding muslims as terrorists because this reminds me of my grandfather who died as a fetus during the Hollocaust
>everybody agrees
>head to bilderberg meeting and tell them I'm ready to be the Master of the World
>they agree and set up a worldwide live show where I announce I'm taking over
>world answers "fair enough"
>world peace the goyim are happy
>nothing to do now so bomb everything until I'm the last man on earth
>tfw forgot to celebrate my bar mitzvah before bombing everybody and now I'm just a lonely 30 year old kid
>>71014758
Wonder whose results they are because I know better than send my DNA to be collected by a company.
>>71015128
>le moor blood meme
>>71020433
I actually rub my hands like a jew all the time
really
What if you were half-black half-slav?
>>71022227
>4% Italy/Greece
WOPPED
>>71014758
>What do you do, /pol/?
the only honorable thing
>>71027661
Aryan women want the BWC so bad lol
>>71028232
You'd think with all the niggers and spics the us would have a larger dick than average, instead they are the smallest in the west, I guess it's the chemicals in the water and hormones in the food, or maybe they are all so healthy that they can only measure the bit that comes out of the fat.
How can the aryan even compete???
>>71027661
Wouldn't an Italian living in Italy have papers?
>>71028513
>>71028232
this might be due to the fact that this map is totally made up and the supposed sources of the data either dont exist or have never published any study on penis size.
>>71014758
>>71028663
R...rare flag, senpai
>>71028663
>21%!!!
Can you please tell me what you look like?
>>71015128
You have a huge fucking nose, don't you.
>>71028232
>Tfw 7 inch dick
Feels good man
>>71014993
>beautiful
>jewess
Pick one
>>71029004
haha sure thing aryan "man" lol we're getting all ur women
>>71014758
>>71028663
my ukrainian relatives have a bit of yakut as well.
>>71029440
>1.70m
>""""macho""""
italians are adorable
>>71014758
Well that'd make a lot of things verry easy. I'd move to israel and do something there. Knowing my decendants and ancestors are safe since we rule the world.
I'd kick back and enjoy myself while my country turned more and more jewish every year and the rest of the world more and more black.
>>71014758
Try being 36% Irish
I was actually disgusted
>>71020177
Anti-Racist Hitler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbu6tvwPZWA with quotes from a real Jew put into Hitler's mouth.
>>71014758
I know that feel
>the feel when your 25% kike
>the feel when your only homeland is full of sandniggers.
>>71029602
Women are after the Big Wop Dick they can't even get off with your micro dick lol you're stuck to being the cuck provider.
>>71021865
>KKK
>bad
nigger detected
>>71029825
>muh dick
>muh dick
>muh dick
>muh dick
creativity and rethorics have really gone downhill in your once great civilization.
>>71030029
muh dick too
4% BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>71030029
that all people with little dicks say LMAO aryans confirmed for micro dicks
>>71021487
Coward.
>>71014758
"how in the fuck"
proceed to contact Israel and live a comfy life
Then betray them anyway, goys are still more fun
>>71014758
>> Muh 7 Gorillion
>> Obtain shekels from got sympathy
>> Construct gas chambers with shekels
>> Hold bar mitzvah, invite all jews
>> No food, just gas 4U Shlomo
>> Gas my fellow kikes
