The year is 2025 and internet hate speech now carries a minimum sentence of 10 years.
*knock* *knock*
"Secret Service, we have a warrant for Anon's arrest"
"come out with your hands up"
You have maybe 60 seconds before the door gets kicked down.
What do you do?
Where do you go?
If you choose to run, what do you bring?
>>71006420
Eh, pretty sure I'll have been converted to Islam by then so I'll be protected from those laws.
>>71006471
the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure.
Prove it was me, faggot.
take the nearest hunting rifle and shoot them
>>71006814
If you shoot back you're probably going to die. Running might be better.
>>71006420
if that happens I'll be behind 7 encrypted VPNs working as proxies whilst shitposting through TOR and another VPN
>>71006420
>420
blaze it faggot
>>71007565
Backdoors built-in all PC hardware by then.
>>71006420
I'd get naked and stand in the doorway
>>71007675
just use old hardware
The year is 2025. I hop into my mecha suit (with a Neon Genesis Evangelion paintjob) and fly away.
>>71006420
>>71006420
Wipe my drives with Hillary super fucking vanish.
>lug bottle of piss out window at police in driveway
>hearing them yelling in alarm and disgust excites me sexually
>cops kick down door
>tripwire rigged to entrance sets off plastic explosives near collection of butane canisters out front, blowing a sizeable portion of the police to smithereens
>lean out window and yell at the top of my lungs "PIGGY PIGGY GO AWAY, TIME TO DO COMPUTER PLAY"
>SWAT and bomb squad arrive
>furiously browsing /pol/ and posting anti-Semitic remarks on normiebook
>Police charge up stairs
>looses floorboards give way, several fall down into spiked pit in basement
>Use the last of my good boy points to get mummy to open fire on the police with the old Winchester
>Mummy gets blown the fuck out
>load up my nerf gun and point it at door as SWAT burst into bedroom
>as they mow me down, my fat fingers press send on my keyboard, submitting a misognistic remark to a poor Trans woman of colour through normiebook, my last act of defiance.
Pretty standard, desu
>>71006420
House has been rigged to blow, Grab my bugout bag and flip the 60 second delay switch before heading through the tunnel dug into the municipal sewer.
>>71007739
There won't be any way to get it to connect to the modern Internet! The new protocols will require new software that make use of protected hardware modules.
Run the tub as much as I can, while it's running, grab the toaster and plug it in to the bathroom socket. I'll lie face down in the tub, holding my breath, and wait until I hear the bathroom door get kicked down. Then I'll reach my arm up and pull the toaster in after me.
gun
>>71006913
>posting on pol
>not wanting to die
Come on now
>>71006420
deploy explosives
I'll just put PBUH at the end of everything I say by then.
All faggots should die. PBUH
It will be my shield.
>>71007926
thoroughly kek'd
They break down the doors and they rape my rights but they won't touch me
They scream and yell and fight all night
You can't tell me
I lose my head, I close my eyes
They won't touch me
'Cause I got somethin' I been buildin' up inside
For so fuckin' long
They're out ta get me - They won't catch me
I'm innocent
They won't break me
>>71006420
laugh as they try get past my booby traps
>>71006420
>What do you do?
Get out my gun and Go out in a hail of bullets
>Where do you go?
Valhalla
>>71008406
>>71006420
Go to jail to join my fellow /pol/acks. We can be our own prison gang and run that shit.
>>71006420
Fuck you FBI
>>71007926
Nice
>>71006420
>YOUR MOVE, MISTER LAW-MAN!
