Get in here ya cunts
>>71002108
you arent the king of shitposting anymore
you will never be canada
>>71004023
Aussies have bants-tier shitposting prowess, whereas Canada is low-tier "I actually believe what I say" liberal shitposting. Your country deserves to be purged from /pol/.
>>71004138
america jealous cause they got no bantz like canadians
>>71004023
Aussies never had the ego to claim they were the kings of shitposting, people told us we were. You're here bragging like a little bitch that you have any shitposting prowess when you're really just a liberal pussy. Get out.
>>71004023
>>71004241
>>71004023
Fuck off Canada. Your posts are as embarasing as your PM
>>71002108
canberra here whats up fagets
>>71004371
People tell us we are kings all the time. Just give it up and throw some shrimps on the barbee ok?
>>71004506
Fucking furfags raping brown children
baka
desu
senpai
>>71002108
>basically a glorified seagull
every time
>>71004577
>People tell us we are the kings all the time
Canada confirmed delusional
>>71004371
>>71004023
>>71004138
Canada BTFO.
American here
I won't interrupt, but just remember: we're always watching
>>71004506
It's going to change when the kids look him up with the word "yiffing."
>>71004023
>you will never be canada
Why would anyone want to be Canada? Even most Canadians are ashamed of being Canadian.
>you arent the king of shitposting anymore
Like your sad excuse for a country has the authority to decide that.
>>71004649
How are you Capin'?
>>71004649
thanks cunt but we're still full
>>71004577
>People tell us we are kings all the time.
WE
>>71004577
Hahah you Australlians are a funny lot. Just remember we own you. We fucking own you.
>>71004649
LOOK
AT
ME
>>71004577
Nobody does, your shitposting is low quality tier, it's the kind of shitposting that makes you wanna take a shit.
>>71004649
Rare!
>>71004804
you cunts are going to be the next canada, laugh it up while you can
>>71004653
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HV_O3BA5e28
>>71004804
LMAO your country has never successfully invaded another country by yourself
>>71005028
My country? Haha what? You mean the empire I'm a part of? We use other countries as cannon fodder.
>>71002108
>>71004946
Kek. Nope emperor trump will make the empire great again. Bless his name.
>>71002108
Show me a video of an aussie eagle successfully hunting a kangaroo.
>>71005028
Outdated weapons? Didn't they have AK-47s?
>>71004023
>you arent the king of shitposting anymore
We beat you for bantz and quality
>pic related
>>71004795
KANGZ
>>71004649
a fucking somalia
I like aussies tbqh famalam
t. texan
Anyway lads, thoughts on the 60 minutes saga?
>Fucking lol
>>71002108
"Basically a glorified seagull"
Hahahaha perfect.
>>71004023
>>71004371
You're both shit
>>71004804
>US goes to war with Australia
>landing is worse than Omaha beach
>landing craft being attacked by 10ft long box jellies and sharks
>traumatised marines finally land on the beach and make their way inland
>Aussies all retreated to the outback, leaving cities abandoned
>moving through the ghost town in eerie silence, marines suddenly hear the low hum of a didgeridoo
>see a single abbo stood in the middle of the street playing it
>legions of Abbos suddenly appear from trash cans and alleys, throwing spears and flaming petrol cans
>as the marines try to retaliate thousands of dropbears descend from above
>roo's emerge from the buildings and start kicking everything in sight
>panicked marines attempt a tactical retreat whilst being chased down by bullet resistant Emus
>>71002108
Fuck yeah cunts, let's get this shit rollin' by discussing how arse fucked Tara Brown and her bunch of merry men are gonna get by the based Leb cunts...
Tara is literally about to get BROWNED
>>71004562
You poor bastard.
>>71004577
They're called prawns, fuckknuckle.
>>71005739
>a fucking pirate
>>71002108
>see thread
>not /int/
what the fuck has happened to /pol/
>>71002108
is it called a wedge tail cuz it takes it in the ass so much?
>>71004023
Classic Leaf!
>>71005902
and the bloody spiders and snakes.
>>71005902
>bullet resistant Emus
>>71006353
damn that nigger its ripped as fuck.
>>71006791
post whatever you want but it wont make our military less shit or the usa any less based
>>71005902
on point
>>71006791
71 deaths from a real jap mine
>>71005028
Dude the U.S. could have blow all of Vietnam to smithereens on a whim we just didn't want to kill the entire population, that's why guerrilla warfare is so problematic
>>71002108
Looks like the Janitor had the day off
>>71004649
C O M M O N
O
M
M
O
N
>refugees
>more refugees
>natives want more money
>Quebec exists
>everyone hates us on 4chan
im sorry
>>71006847
>Adf
>not the greatest fighting force on the planet
Topkek@um8
>>71005902
>bullet resistant emus
>>71002108
Wedgetail? Pfft, get on our level, even being extinct doesn't stop the 3 metre wingspan Haast eagle from kicking ass
>>71007406
You're the new India, but we hardened them with years of abuse and now they're capable of making a contribution to the discussion. Chin up, your time will come.
>>71008093
except for the fact that its fucking extinct, meaning it got its ass kicked.
fucking poo peeland, i swear...
>>71005902
>>flaming petrol cans
>inplying any petrol would be left in the can after giving it to an abbo
There would not even be any fumes left.
i love you straya
fuck off canada
>>71007547
>potential to beat virtually any first world military?
>no
Topkek@um8
OP this is funny and true bald eagle is kinda a dumb bird
>>71005902
Noice m8
>>71007074
>dude
>could have
>whim
>problematic
lmao
>tfw will never be invited to hang out with other fash cunts
Notice me WAP senpai
>>71002108
Out of all our ex-colonies, you're our favourite.
You're doing us proud, mate.
fuck why do all post by australians crack me up
fuck
>>71009471
Australians have long since mastered the art of the shitpost, aquafresh.
>>71009216
Wish I could say the same thing about you England
It's like watching your well meaning elderly father marry some brown fob and falling for a bunch of Nigerian prince scams
>>71002108
if only those blackhawk pilots in townsville could see infra red and ultraviolet
>>71009634
Don't worry about that, mate. Ol' Nige with fix it.
>>71009696
Here's hoping
>>71009634
and our hands are clean?
chinks are only a little better than mudslimes
>>71004649
>>71004023
screw off ya cunt
>>71005734
PYRAMIDZ
>>71002108
Your shitbirds have nothing on this motherfucker.
>>71005028
YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT AUSTRALIA PUT OUT ANTI-AMERICA PROPAGANDA IN WW2 BECAUSE AMERICAN G.I's WERE KEKING THEM
>>71009976
>yanks cant handle the bantz
>chimp out and riot in brisbane, their own ally's city
>kill an aussie soldier because they're subhuman trash
>still get rekt and told to fuck off
fucking americans, and you wonder why everyone else hates you
>>71010235
>>71009976
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Manners_Street
they fucking did it in new zealand too, jesus christ americans are fucking no different than the niggers they claim to hate. i literally cannot wait until china an russia finally overtake and destroy you :^)
>>71004649
I like you national anthem Somalia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSe8D2wfGKI
>>71010235
to be totally fair i think like 10% of the americans were niggers
You cunts got yours yet? I pick mine up tomorrow
>>71010456
100% of them were niggers because all americans are niggers. they're insane.
>>71004649
So, are you posting from a pirated ship or are you on shore using a PC made of scrap parts savaged from the e-waste junkyards that make up your country?
>>71010524
they do have a tendency to chimp out at the at the slightest provocation
civil wars are really for plebs
>>71005902
>implying emus and aussies would ever unify after so much was taken from the aussies from the Emu Wars.
Not in a million years m8.
>>71010541
>german and brazilian eagles have to use made up shit and memes in order to seem superior
somehow this doesnt surprise me
>>71010235
>Australians that don't party as hardy as we do
>>71009944
Yup......
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8jB2QFmXUCo
>>71010541
>The Canadian duck
>>71004138
This. There's 2 kinds of leaf.
Those that believe the shit they spout and those that are so raging butthurt you can feel their hate through the screen.
As opposed to the Aussie, who is just some fucking idiot 100% of the time. Doesn't matter what they're saying, they're just some random cunt shooting from the hip without thought. The true shitpost comes from the deepest part of the soul and why it's true. We don't call each other true blue for nothing.
Legends.
>>71010731
I don't think it's fair to bring dinosaurs into the discussion :(
>>71010541
Look up the Haast's Eagle. It was simply too dangerous to be left alive.
>>71007074
funny thing you guys couldn't into jungle warfare, anti guerrilla warfare, or stealth/covert tactics for shit. There are tonnes of quotes from Aussie soldiers during Vietnam talking about how worthless you lot are at it.
>>71010830
They still have Emus
>>71010646
dont be so sure m8
after several years of post war tensions, the emus and australians finally realised that the war was silly and needless, and sought reconciliation between our two great peoples.
this was further cemented when Bruce Howard IV, King of Australia, was wed to Sheitkut V, Queen of the Emus (pictured).
the hatchet was burried and to this day, the australian-emu relations remain stronger than ever before.
>>71010694
>americans call literally murdering their own ally's "partying"
niggers.
>>71010499
port arthur 2.0 with someone playing cowboy when
>mfw everything but over-unders are for cucks anyway
Threadly reminder
>>71010864
Can I ask why the Kangaroos never helped you in the Emu war? I thought they where your friends.
>>71002108
Few of my friends are moving to Shitpost island, considering going with them, I have an Electrical qualification, so I will be ready to work.
A few simple questions, out back or city? What are gun laws (regarding foreigners), I have a shotgun liscence and fire arm liscence, can I bring my guns with me? And lastly how is it to be a foreigner living in Aus? Thanks faggots.
>>71010932
bullshit
>Meredith was recalled on 10 December, and in his report he claimed 986 kills with 9,860 rounds, at a rate of exactly 10 rounds per confirmed kill. In addition, Meredith claimed 2,500 wounded birds had died as a result of the injuries that they had sustained.
better shot/kill ratio than any human v human war
>>71010864
They make a cute couple =^)
>>71010830
: )
>>71009976
Reminder that we sold Uranium to the Soviets and are aiding China in it's militarization.
>>71010948
roos remained neutral because they had strong ties to both sides, and now we all live in harmony, sending boats back and telling muslims to fuck right off
>Fun Fact: Tony "The Night Before Christmas Island" Abbot was actually part Emu on his mothers side.
>>71010998
>not "The Shitpost Shuffle"
ashamed of you m8
>>71011037
As long as your white, you'll be right.
>>71011037
>uses 4chan
>has friends
nice joke.
>outback
raped by roos
>city
raped by chinks
>gun laws
wikipedia exists for a reason
welcome
>>71011038
I would fucking hope so too
>>71010499
did they end up fucking with the mag capacity or is it still the "legal auto baby killan machine rifle" that was vilified in the papers after Lindt
>>71004803
>>71005028
Daily reminder Mexican farmers beat the u.s marines
BRIS
A
N
E
WOOO WE MADE IT
>>71008403
By fucking Maori yeah... just like the Chinese will eat the Wedgie when they get the idea it gives them longer boners, discount Mars.
>>71010840
Just fuck off you haven't been relevant since the great Christchurch sheep devastation.
>>71010848
Don't you have an emu to prep for your wife, right about now?
>>71011037
Close to the city is best and we honestly don't mind poms as long as you know you're place.
I think we should kick Canada out of the Anglosphere.
They're so kekked that they're basically French now.
>>71011626
>says the pom
o im laffin
Aussie can barely have guns, pussy country.
>>71011554
>brit
>knows his place
good one m8
Don't insult the world police again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk
>>71002108
>American Bald Eagle
>>71011300
The 7 shot got banned from import banned but said ban has a sunset clause set it for this August.
Some places are already offering 7 and 10 shot replacement tube mags.
>>71011698
no, we just keep the guns away from niggers and beta weebs
>>71011810
This.
>>71011037
Best off going to the outback; they say if you can't find work in the outback, you're not trying. Always in need of a good sparky too.
As for guns, if you've got the licenses in your country you won't need to declare your guns in customs and getting an Aussie license is pretty much guaranteed.
Being a foreigner in Australia is never recommended, generally viewed as cowards fleeing from something or a pretentious retard with their head up their ass.
You will be welcomed, but if you aren't true to yourself and down to earth you will be viewed as an outsider forever and moving is recommended when that happens.
>>71004804
Remember that time we sold fissionable material to the soviets dirt cheap? Fuck, what a riot.
>>71004803
>>71004803
RARE AND SAVED
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N
D
S
A
V
E
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Guys.
How the FUCK did we legalise medical marjuana without anyone talking about it.
>>71012208
It's just Victoria, that isn't news. We get the darkies to grow it at the detention center anywho.
>>71010541
>peacocks
>poo better
They're no different than poo in loos. Sincerely, owner of many peacocks.
>>71011680
This is an English language board, we don't understand Chinese.
>>71012361
hangry pom with the shit-tier bantz
>>71005902
>Canada and Australia team up in a torrent of shitposting, produce the ultimate weapon
We were not prepared
>>71011866
Thanks brother. I thought just as much, I only want to go to work for a few years, trades make a much great wager over there (especially if you have British qualifications). I'm from Liverpool, I think the scouse and ausies have a lot of simelarities, that's why I could see myself fitting in.
>inb4 scouse hate
>>71013986
*greater wage
Voting Labor 2bh. They want to expose the globalist banks in a Royal Commission while the LNP are cucks to them. They also want to save our steel and manufacturing industry while the LNP is sending it all offshore.
>>71014145
>You actually think Labor will have a royal commission into the banks
Good goyim! Say whatever you need to get elected!
>>71013986
Well when you put it like that, you're not welcome.
You would be the worst kind of foreigner, the sort who's too weak to have a decent country and seeking to get fat off ours. No thank you.
>>71014241
There's a greater chance of it happening under Labor than under the LNP. At least they've started the conversation about it.
>>71014268
I'll purge some abbos while I'm there if that helps x
>>71002108
your iggles a shit m8
>>71009944
I'll wipe my arse with that.
>>71002108
>>71004023
IN THE BLUE CORNER: THE 9001 TIMES SHITPOSTING CHAMPION
>THE ROOFUCKER
>THE CONVICT CUNT
>THE DESTROYER OF THREADS
BRINGING THE BANTZ TO THE ARENA. PLEASE WELCOME STRAYAAAAA
*applause*
AAAND IN THE RED CORNER, THE YOUNG UP-AND-COMING CHALLENGER
>THE MAPLE NIGGER
>"FUCKING LEAF"
>THE KEK
COMING TO TAKE WHAT IS HIS. GIVE IT UP FOR CANADAAAA
*audience goes batshit insane*
ROUND ONE, BEGIN!
>>71011397
lol Cuckwi's hero whorshipping coconut niggers
>>71010646
Fun fact: at the end of WW2 the brothels in Sydney all took a three day break to recover from the dicking they took from Americans. Fucking yanks are worse than emus.
>>71011698
You have guns. But you still went from 90% of the population to 50%. What good did they do you?
>>71002108
>basically a glorified seagull
>Doesn't share a biome with seagulls
>Seagulls aren't predators
>Literally nothing similar between the two birds
It bugs me when people get stuff like this wrong.
>>71015386
Do you want some cream for yah butthurt?
>>71004023
It's a fucking queef!
>>71015386
they're both birds. that's a similarity
>>71015769
This.
>>71010499
>6 month wait when asked around a few weeks back
Might see if I can get one off abusedguns.com.au
>>71004241
>it's 2016
I don't think I want to be on that level of shit posting
canada on suicide watch
>>71015955
>mfw I didn't even have to order, a dealer I know held one for me when a shipment came in
>>71010541
Why'd you give us that nigger duck and not a Loon
>>71015121
bumping for round 2
>>71009763
YAS /100
>>71012208
lol not even it's just extract for kidz with seizures using it anyway
So who is keen for Trump
Petition to separate Florida from US and stick it onto Australia where it belongs.
YOU SON OF A BITCH < samuel l jackson voice> IM SO TRIGGERD RIGHT NOW OH MA GEERRDDD..
Benjamin Franklin said the rattle snake should of been our symbol not the Eagle UGGHHHH
>>71024437
I am keen for Trump m8.
>>71024642
F U L L
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>>71009976
Pretty sure that's nip propaganda.
>>71002108
CROW MASTERRACE
>>71002108
Golden Eagles are the most badass eagles.
