post your /pol/ inspired lifestyles
>Wake up at 7:00AM on your own, feeling refreshed
>Take a room temp shower and freshen up
>Walk down stairs to make morning coffee and read up on some news while you wait for your waifu to make a hearty Saturday morning breakfast
>The radiance of her skin compliments the morning atmosphere, as she is 7 months into her pregnancy
>You finish up your breakfast at precisely 8:00AM, and you step outside onto your front porch, with your mug in hand finishing up the rest of that fine Arabica brew
>You check the temperate on the outdoor thermometer, it reads 12C
>"Looks about right for this time of year" you say to yourself as you scout your gaze all throughout the frontier of your property
>You fill your pipe up with some natural westerly tobacco and light it up without the slightest hint of being rushed
>Immediately after exhaling that first hit of pipe tobacco "Well, let's get some work done today" you say to yourself as you hit the winding road on your property leading up to your workshop
Such is a life of an agrarian patrician
>>70998332
>Fall asleep
>wake up at 1pm
>Get on /pol/
>take breaks for food
>Now 4am
>go to sleep
>repeat
>>70998410
>low t faggot doesnt even jack it to 2dwaifus
jejs
have a sage
Own my own business so this is on days off and in reality its pretty close
>sleep in a little, wake up 10-11am, wife is rolling over
>take a shit that takes two or more flushes to get down the drain, take a hot shower and finger my asshole clean
>wife takes shower after and I throw on some comfy clothes
>make a pot of coffee and go sit outside on my deck over looking the Colorado rocky mountain range
>wife comes out and makes some tasty ass breakfast
>we sit out on the deck on a beautiful summer day and smoke a fat bowl together
>get so high we can't stand up and eventually make it inside so we can hump like dogs for a few hours
>rinse and repeat
>Wake up with the sun
>Clamber out of tent, make some oatmeal on portable stove while listening to the sounds of nature
>Hike to the closest major road
>Hitch a ride to nowhere in particular, making friendly conversation with your driver
>Get dropped off in nearby town or city
>Explore for a while, get lunch in a cafe
>Work on laptop for a while, either as a contractor or contributing to open-sores projects
>Eat dinner at a greasy local diner
>Catch another ride, headed away from civilization
>Set up camp in the woods
>Read for a few hours, maybe journal a bit, prepare for tomorrow
>>70999333
Sounds like total shit.
>>70998332
you sound like the most boring person on the face of the planet
>pic related, you
>wake up at 2:00pm
>try the gun
>it misfires
>try the noose
>it frays and breaks again
>try the barbiturates
>wake up three days later
>post on /pol/
>>70998332
Damn, thought someone posted a picture of my house it looks so similar.
>>70999622
Hello Moe!
>>70999697
post pic of ur house
>>70998332
>wake up at 0530
>exercise until 0630
>get to campus at 0730 after shower and breakfast
>be the sole sane educator in my district between 0830 - 1450
>1500 - 1600 teach club kids how to build/fix bicycles
>1730 return home
>Play with doggo, Mark assignments, read a book in my chair, dinner, bed
Students have been asking to transfer to my classes/sit in during their spare blocks. It's a drop in the bucket when compared to the industries hell bent on turning these kids into brainless beta cogs and perpetually offended queens, but it's a start.
>wake up in my posh villa next to german qt
>step out onto balcony
>light cigarette, take a drag
>see lazy slave skipping work
>pick up and aim my rifle
>BOOM headshot
>slaves rush in panic
>naked qt german covers head with pillow
>take another drag, scan the scene
>another goldbricker
>BOOM one shot one kill
>put rifle over shoulders, twist
>refreshing back crack
>boltactionrifle.exe front of german qt
>oh god Anon you're such a fucking child
>WAKEY WAKEY
>urinate
>Be american
>Get shot
>Die
>Reincarnate as Aussie
>Wake up
>Go outside to see the sun without applying Tchnernobyl-grade sunscreen
>Instantly dies from 5th degree burn
>Reincarnate as Canuck
>Dream of your past Aussie life
>Wake up
>Feel the need to accomplish something
>Shitpost on /pol/
>Use the word nigger
>Door broken down by PC police
>Be hanged in public place for incorrect speech
>Dies
>Reincarnate as French
>Wake up next to beautiful wife
>Kiss her good morning
>Have tasty breakfast
>Find out it's 10am so you have one more hour before work starts
>Go see a local singer to pass time
>Get jihad'd
>Die
>Reincarnate as Finnish
>wtfisthiscoulourofskin.jpg
>Clock says 9am, time to go outside
>Still night
>Go knock at your neighbor's door for explanations
>Get knifed
>Reincarnate as PooInLoo
>Wake up
>Decide to go scramble the trash to find breakfast
>Finnish left-handed reflexes going strong
>Eat trash breakfast with left hand
>Dies from diarrhea
>Wakes up as PooInLoo again
>Mfw when Poo In LooLand is the ultimate stadium of the reincarnation path
>Kill myself
>Doesn't die
>Walkyrie lifts me up and brings me into heaven for removing shitskin
>Find traditional christian waifu in heaven
>Get to speak with Hitler, Goebbels, Napoleon, Godefroy de Bouillon and ayyyy lmaos
>All day erry day
> Amen
Such is the (after)life of /pol/acks
>Wake up
>Roll over
>Cute teen wife kisses me good morning
>Make breakfast
>Get a hug from behind
>Have coffee with her
>Grab paper and go to work on a grey day, yet where rays of light shine through the cracks on the rolling green hills like in the British Isles.
>Job is a small convenient/general store on the nice part of town with a nice crisp and colorful setup, much like ones in Japan or Korea.
>Tie apron around waist with a smile
>People come in, and I know them by name
>Ring them up, chat for a little, and say goodbye as they go about their day.
>At the end of the shift, I turn the sign on the door from open to closed
>Sigh happily knowing today was a humble yet productive day where I helped the local community with a service.
>Come home and kiss my wife happily where she giggles
>Make love to her and we fall asleep while still inside her.
>Repeat that every day.
That's ALL I ask for. Not even to be rich with a sports car and loads of guns.
>>71000824
Too many Absurd videos with Schindler's List for you.
>>71000824
>>70998332
>wake up at 2:00 p.m.
>mom left for work at 6:30 a.m.
>dad left 11 years ago
>jerk off into my underwear
>crawl into the living room
>open up falling apart laptop
>check trump threads
>make eggs
>check trump threads
>do homework for the on e college class that I'm enrolled in
>only32moreclasses!
>mom comes home
>brings microwave dinner from work
>check trump threads until 4 a.m.
>go to sleep
>repeat
My Aryan Dream
>>71001513
not bad
>wake up at sunrise
>look at wife
>pull down panties and suck his cock
>get him awake
>stand up over him with my dong over his head
>scream "heil hitler nigger!" and begin pissing on his face
>run out of the house ass naked screaming obscenities until police arrest me
God I love being redpilled
>wake up at 5pm
>do shit until 10pm
>work until 8am
>crash
>spend weekends looking at apartment listings away from all the fucking niggers in neighborhood
>>70998332
>wake up at 4:32pm
>fap before getting out of bed
>go have mom make me some cereal
>notice dried jizz on my hand
>remember that it's time for my monthly shower
>fuck.tiff
>check /r/sandersforpresident
>ask mom for some more money for sanders
>throw a temper tantrum when she says no and tells me to get a job
>go on /pol/ and post black dick threads
>claim to be a cruzmissile
>play hearthstone for 10 hours
>check patreon to make sure the girls are getting my payments
>post on /r/relationships that it bothers me when my long-distance internet gf fucks other guys
>get called a pathetic virgin loser who can't handle a real woman
>watch the latest john and hank green videos
>pretend this makes me smart
>go on hotcamsluts.com
>use student loan money to buy $700 worth of tokens
>doesn't matter because bernie is going to erase all my debt
>tip it all to the same girl
>tell her to keep her clothes on
>i'm just there for her personality
>she's gagging on a dick while 1253 people masturbate and call her a whore
>this doesn't make her a slut, it's 2016
>nowinorbit.jpeg
>fap 3 times in a row
>clean up with dedicated jizz rag
>fall asleep on bare mattress
>fully clothed
>lights still on
>sun coming up
>repeat
