this is the perfect middle east map
>>70996055
btfo
>>70996055
give lebanon more land, rename it phoenicia, and i'm in
Great map <3
The whole area should be turned into a giant ocean.
>Israel
Kys cuck
>>70996055
Azerbaijan has the right to exist.
Turks' FW
>>70996055
> tfw there will not be a Zoroastrian resurgence in your life time
pretty good map desu, just get rid of Saudi Arabia too and it would be perfect
>>70996418
yup. Wipe Israel off and you have my vote.
reminder that arabia is a giant concentration camp
Give all of it to ALLAH
>>70996055
improved
>>70996055
Give all of Israel to Lebanon.
>>70996055
>giving Arabs the whole peninsula
I knew burgers liked the Saudi cock but I didn't know you loved it that much
>>70996791
Beat me to it.
>>70996791
nice moves.
>>70996791
The Creator's Crater desu
Strike Witches had it mostly right
>>70996055
This would not stop the Israel, Palestine conflict. Assyria would continue it.
>>70997282
>Getting rid of based Iran but keeping shitstain Arabia, the literal source of everything wrong with the middle east.
Just... no... Eradicate the Arabian peninsula and keep everything else.
>>70996055
>mfw minor greek expansion
PERFECTION
JUST NEEDS ALL THAT SHITFUCKISTANI LAND GIVEN TO LOOPOOLAND
MAYBE THEN THEY'LL FINALLY HAVE SOME FUCKING TOILETS
>>70996791
you beat me to it ยป:(
>>70997805
>Keeping Turkey and Israel
>>70997914
I imagine turks would be somewhat more bearable if they knew they were alone
>>70998015
Any nomadic group is unbearable
>>70998015
>alone
>egypt exists
>the maghreb exists
>the shittiest parts of pakistan and afghanistan exist
>the sahel exists
>>70998209
True, forgot about Malaysia and Co. too
>>70996055
>kurdistan controlling constantinople
kurds are based, but not that based,
they can have most of turkey, but Byzantium gotta be a free state man
>>70996055
Why the fuck does kikestan still exist? And why the fuck is Egypt crosskike? And I hope that moon and star over Arabia are from some pre-islamic religion.
Why does /pol/ love Kurds so much? They're uneducated sunni peasants that have a high tendency to radicalize.
no this is perfect
>>70997805
>>70998209
>>70998529
also fucking somalia
>>70998916
despite their tendancy towards communism kurds seem to mostly just want to fuck off and leave everyone alone.
they really don't seem to explode as much as other muslims
>>70999073
Only because their currently a minority that's kept in check. Give them their own country and some power and see what happens. It'll be akin to America freeing the slaves, and they're gonna go around and fuck shit up.
Turks, as bad as they are, are still a preferable group to kurds.
>>70996055
>Giant Kurdistan
Fuck no
Kurds in turkey are way worse than Kurds elsewhere. Also, Kurds in general get exponentially shittier and more niggerish as they get more powerful
Kurds and Roaches must be kept in eternal balance, always fighting each other,so they stay on the other side of the Hellespont
>>70996055
>not just a giant crater
>perfect middle east map
try again
>>70996055
