>ISIS member say they are going to attack Brazil next
>favelados say that if they attack there is going to be war
WHO IS GOING TO WIN
MUSLIM VS BRAZILIAN FAVELADOS
PICK YOUR SIDES
Video of favelado saying this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13XKRSqDupQ
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/508240/2016-rio-olympics-brazil-isis-daesh-terror-attack-credible-threat-warning
why the fuck would you blow stuff up in the favela.
christ brazil would PAY you blow up the fucking favelas
>>70995654
you dont get it, we are ready to go full DEUS VULT on their sand ass
>>70995551
>ISIS member say they are going to attack favelas
How the hell would you be able to tell? Are they going to explode away the garbage lying everywhere?
>>70995551
LOL
That background stock song, I've used it before
>ISIS Blows up a few major brazilian cities
>Poor as fuck favela dwellers lose their minds
>US Government supplies troop transports and weapons to Brazil
>Brazil invades the middle east and colonizes all with the favela dwellers
A man can dream.
ISIS would absolutely btfo the Favela thugs desu.
Favela thugs can't even compete with cucked paramilitary in open warfare.
I say this because ISIS doesn't have any rules of engagement.
![wellington-menezes-oliveira-testamento-original[1].jpeg_1402459329.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rqvF9rt.jpg "wellington-menezes-oliveira-testamento-original[1].jpeg_1402459329.jpg")
>>70995551
Wasn't there already an Islamic attack on a school near Rio in 2011?
>>70995551
All that time being shit at video games is soon to pay off, Brazil.
>>70995551
Brazilian cop describes things at k.
>>>/k/29610974
>>70995551
Why the fuck Brazil of all places?
If favela is kill, where are we going to train CS?
>>70995551
Is that grey worm in the video?
>>70995551
favelanigs are degenerate but I support them over Mudslimes any day, at least they have a semblance of European culture and genetics in them.
Muslims will get rekt in the coming years, people are getting tired of their stupid shit
>>70995551
BRASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
GO MY ZIKA BABIES
Damn, based monkeymen.
Please don't let ISIS destroy the phat Brazilian asses.
>>70995551
It translates roughly to " Brazil, you are our next target, we can attack a shitty country"
Well, rest in pepperonis Brazil!
>>70996051
you think favelas have rules of engagement?
ISIS are bitches dude, any cartel in the Americas could take them, they haven't faced a real army yet, they took on some impoverished Kurds and broken countries like Iraq, big deal.
if they weren't being backed by Western powers they would've been rekt already
>>70995551
>>70995551
>kid with 3 guns and a mask
ya I'm sure you'll do great against a group of people that have been fighting a trained military for 15 years.
>>70996535
>we are alive to witness a crusade of favelados aggainst ISIS
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE LADS
>>70996181
Olympics
>>70996583
Labeling any "army" that ISIS "defeated" as "trained" is pretty funny tbhwy.
>two worst groups killing each other
If they start blowing up Northeast would be great for the rest of the country.
>>70996743
where did I write defeated?
Reading comprehension, you need it.
>>70995551
what a lovely young white man. such determination, and looks very professional.
>>70995551
>Maxim Hauchard
doesn't sound really "muslim"
>>70996583
>ya I'm sure you'll do great against a group of people that have been fighting a trained military for 15 years.
Those niggas are born in a place which is practically as dangerous as any of the places isis fights on.
>>70996822
did you know that more people have died this year so far in Brazil than in this whole Isis shit?
>>70996743
More
>We have bushes and walls to hide behind
O I am laffin
>>70995551
Isis would beat those slum niggers any day.
>>70996523
You're delusional mate.
ISIS was steamrolling everywhere in Syria and Iraq until the Syrians got air-support and tactics from the Russians. Iraqi army was getting btfo as well until the US started helping them with airpower.
How the fuck would some drug dealer thugs fight a group that steamrolls legitimate militaries that aren't prepared or have heavy armor and airpower?
>>70995551
>attack brazil
wat
y
>>70996822
What makes you think I quoted you? You also didn't say army, but it's quoted aswell.
Autism, you got it.
>>70996011
Brazil is the one country in Latin America who could actually deploy its troops to the Middle East on its own.
>yfw ghetto culture saves the West
>>70995551
favela 4lyf
ISIS fags will finally find a match
>threatening Latinos
Lol good luck
How can you tell the difference between a Muslim and a Brazilian huehue monkey when they look identical?
>>70995551
dude our fucking drugdealers cause black hawk downs every year. you guys dont get it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icPXM_LPYbY
>>70996910
yes there are explosions in the favelas on a weekly basis. Those Brazilians are always blowing themselves up in the market and the Brazilian govt has been dropping bombs on the gangs with drones for years.
>>70997003
You don't understand chaos m8, its easy to fight in a Sharia controlled place in the middle of a dessert, not so easy dealing with drug-dealing shemales in the middle of a jungle valley
>>70996963
STPeach you cuck.
>>70995551
>There are Muslims in Brazil
I didn't realize they were there in big number.
>>70997048
If I record correctly, there was a study that showed that our army has enough ammo for like 8 hours of combat. I don't know if it's bullshit, but some news channels talked about it.
>>70996535
>flailing out the window
can't stop laughing
>>70996986
Its really complicated to move inside a favela
>>70997003
how the fuck would ISIS get airpower, tanks or anything to Brazil?
>>70995551
As barbaric Isis is I don't think they'll have a tiny amount of chance against favelados
Isis are edgy middle class Arabs and converts
Favelados saw real shit happening most of these edgy cunts would shit themselves if they saw it
in all seriousness does Brazil have the logistics to send a long term takeover of middle east?
transports, supply lines, bombers
also Drug dealers probably work with some of these Sandmonkies gettings drugs from Afghanistan
I remember reading a while back about how El Chapo was pissed ISIS was interrupting his shipments
>>70997151
Violence is violence you might not be exploding left and right but getting shot, staved, raided by the police and so on sure sounds like a better place.
>>70997204
they are chill. i hanged with some of them. they dont like the jews but they make nice sfihas. i dont see them going to blow up stuff anytime soon. we bonded i guess. pick related best arab dish sfiha !
>>70995551
>ISIS meets in Brazil to carry out attack
>one fighter gets Zika and can't go
>another gets sick from the water that is filled with shit
>the other gets robbed for his smart phone and can't coordinate the attack
My money is on Brazil
>>70997383
personally I think we should make a deal with the Mexican cartels to take over Afghanistan and corrupt islam there
>>70996523
They also suicide themselves so death is nothing to them.
>>70997204
have you not seen homeland?
>>70996523
You're a fucking retard
>>70997562
tri border region w Argentina and Paraguay
>>70997383
Takeover of middle east? No. We can send some planes and troops but thats as far as it goes.
But i dont see why we would want to do this.
Btw poor people here are REALLY religious,
>>70997383
No. The government send the troops to places like Haiti because they will be just there to look like we are helping the world.
>>70995551
>terror attack on brazil
>no one notices
>just another day in hue land
>>70997383
It would be a coalition, all of us would send something. We have some hardcore motherfuckers here that were born into the jungle and trained since childhood to destroy the enemy. Those edgy isis killing videos dont have shit on some fucked up stuff the paramilitary has done to prisoners.
>>70997631
>>70997635
perhaps Brazil would be better suited working on relations with West African countries, including Angola, and take on Boko Haram and islam there
it would be more special forces type stuff
>>70995551
>>ISIS member say they are going to attack Brazil next
I'd be more impressed if and when they ever attack isreal.
>>Counterterrorism director Luiz Alberto Sallaberry revealed the number of Brazilians who sympathise with Islamic State – also known as Daesh – is increasing.
where those mongrels take this information from ? ive never seen people saying anything about Daesh here. dude this is total bullshit.
>>70997003
>can barely hold superiority over small area of ME shithole desert land
>thinking they can wage war across the ocean
top kek you dumb britcuck faggot, kill yourself
>>70997179
>>70995551
Why?
What did Brazil ever to do anything?
>>70997647
>just another day
Imagine the shitstorm if they to blow up Cristo Redentor.
>>70998008
Lol
>>70997229
>8 hours of combat
lmao wtf? USA should just annex them right now and get it over with. Maybe we'll give you enough for 2 days of combat as our lap dogs.
>>70997886
They shit in their rivers.
>>70995551
Who cares? I'm just excited about all the new liveleak videos we'll get out of it.
>>70998071
I'm guessing you're a soldier stationed in SK, which explains why you're so fucking retarded.
>>70997886
its about attention Finland bro. we are going to host Olympics this year. but they will probably will die from h1n1 flue, or hunger, or get stabbed on the street like any other tourist. they dont know what terror really is until they are stuffed on car wheels and set on fire alive. thats how fucked up our drugdealers are. decaptation is a dream close to it.
>we might get to see some people get blown the fuck up on live tv this year at the olympics
the happening threads are going to be something.
>>70997647
>al shabaab attacks shopping mall in niggerland
>nobody notices
>>70998071
http://exame2.com.br/mobile/brasil/noticias/exercito-brasileiro-possui-municao-para-uma-hora-de-guerra
No fucking joke. It's even worse. It's only one hour. Translate with Google and you can understand how trash our army is. 45 years old rifles and shit.
This stat is from 2012 btw.
>>70998260
I think they would also try to strike Argentina as well, but I have more confidence that the goverments in South America would not fuck around if anything happened
but again, focus on the Tri Border region, many refugees from Lebanese Civil War, and also Saudi mosques in Brazil being built
>>70995551
TRANNIES V ISIS: THE SHOWDOWN
PENIS HONOR KILLINGS FOR EVERYONE
>>70995551
They are probably going to wait for the olympics, and blow up at one of the events.
No point in blowing up scum in shacks. No one will give a single fuck
>>70998071
>bringing in 180 million socialist niggers and maybe 20 million decent people and giving them votes in our government
>>70997229
don't worry, i think the EU only has enough bombs to run an american style bombing campaign for a few weeks, which i find pretty funny since we've been bombing the middle east for over a decade.
>>70995551
>alemao favela
>ayy lmao favela
>>70997699
This. Burning people alive is just regular mob justice in Latin America. Torturing people would mean things like flaying and forced cannibalism.
>>70998533
can you imagine house to house sweeps and manhunts in Favelas?
they would call in fucking Delta Force by then, I wouldnt be suprised if there are already plans to have US Spec Forces quietly deployed there for olympics
>>70996694
Oh. Aren't those gonna be cancelled? Because Brazil is already a shitshow without the help of ISIS.
>Favela monkeys vs sandniggers
It's a win win, trash taking care of itself.
>>70998496
why would we make ammo if we wont ever use them? it would be a waste of time and resources
we could make enough ammo in one hour if we wanted to, stop being dumb
>>70997845
....
I was comparing ISIS as a military force Vs Brazilian thugs as a military force in a fictional sense of all being in the one place together already.
Sort of like fictional Athenian Hoplites vs Spartan Hoplites comparison.
cut the bullshit. POLITICAL IMPLICATION OF A TERRORIST ATTACK IN BRAZIL :
- if this turns public, in a situation of terror threat the only power capable of fighting it is the state. Right now our government is weak. Its strange that exacly now this motherfucking kebab is talking about exploding shit over here. As chomsky once said, the real power that raises with terrorism is the State, since the people cant fight terror, they will have to start beliving that Dilma can do something to fight terror. Mabe its a leftist scheme to make dilma Stay in power and never face impeachment. OR its just another Cunha littlefinger plan to make the country look even worse, and then make Michel temer Brazil saviour. Shit is about to get real in here. place your bets !
>>70998819
Go to sleep.
>>70998876
>Chomsky
Stopped listening
>>70998876
If you don't kick out Rousseff and those dipshits in congress you guys are like turbo fucked. I'ma enjoy my cheeseburger and fries while your country burns. That what you get for electing chink lovers
>>70995551
favelados
>>70998876
like i said, they would outsource to US special forces
>>70998618
they won't get votes or easy entry into the states. They will be like a buffer state or something who pays taxes and shit to us in exchange for Defense and other neat things that Democracy brings. Like US Dollars, good culture and that amazing sense of belonging that you feel knowing the Red, White and Blue is watching over you.
HUELAHU AKBR
someone post the simpsons monkey fight
its perfect
>>70995551
>Mudslimes attack Olympic games
>Brazil wages war
>WWIII officially kicks off
>mfw
>>70997472
we've assimilated our Muslims, they're as Brazilian as any other citizen here.
not sure about immigrants
>>70998846
logistics matter
>>70999084
aijauhauahuiahauhauhaiahjahaue
>>70999064
If we deport all the shitties, train their police like ours, destroy and burn all the ghettos and prisons, they don't get to come to the US and they pay taxes and take our black communities then I'm fine with annexing them.
>>70995551
>tfw mulatto brown latinos are the Saviors of the Christian West
No need to thank us, white cucks.
would people care if they attack brazil?
random shit countries get terrorbombed all the time - afro nations, turkey, afghanistan. hits news for an hour or two, gone. massive casualties too.
is brazil any different?
>>70997229
That's Argentina m8. You're probably remembering that study that showed that if Argentina was in a shooting war with any of their neighbors they'd need to surrender in under 24 hours.
>>70995551
islam is kinda like cancer..
only removal stops it..
bye bye islam. we will murder your unborn children.
we must stop your aids. your are a cancer..
that must pearish.
your a short haird american girl..
you must die.
get fucked.
>>70998496
I just don't get how a country can willingly have a shitty military unless America is protecting them...
Even the countries being protected by us have a half-decent military.
ISIS at full force could probably wreck Brazil's shit if they did what they did in iraq.
>>70998174
Yup. American here defending the Southern Koreans.
holy crap
watching robot chicken now and doing parody sketch of munich olympic assasination
memes are real
>>70998687
>yfw alemão means german
>>70997229
Ammo and bombs can be produced in mass quantity.
>>70999351
or purchased from abroad
>>70999127
those two are arab immigrants. they are preatty cool they have a sfiha restaurant in copacabana. they asked me to work for then when i said i like to cook. Was i invited to join a terrorist organization and it never clicked to me ? hauahuehuahuehu oh dude fuck !! i must go back there.
>>70999351
jesus what the fuck is up with that obese snake?
Comando Vermelho would make ISIS shit their pants (or whatever sandniggers wear).
>>70999245
Most random shit countries aren't hosting the Olympics this year.
ISIS would severely underestimate the cunning of the monkey.
These aren't goatfuckers and inbreds from the middle-east. These are the chosen ghetto people.
The sand-nigger cannot win against the monkeys.
>>70999351
Its basically just some way for the media to say shit about our military, we have national production of weapons, ammo and vehicles, we could easily produce a big stock in a hurry, this is just some scare tatic, so people pressure the government to spend more money on those industries, so they can earn more money.
>>70997518
Underrated post.
>>71000171
That sounds about right.
What happens if isis loses a battle? They get raped by trannies?
>>70998099
Why are they behaving like ragdolls?
>>70999245
Brazil is more along the lines of a second world nation so people would care somewhat. It would be like if ISIS blew up Moscow.
>>70995551
Anyone making these posts is too low in the hierarchy to have literally any influence in the actual organizations decisions.
>>70999278
>I just don't get how a country can willingly have a shitty military unless America is protecting them.
Well, the odds of Brazil getting into a fight with anybody else have been borderline 0 since the Argentinian dictatorship fell in the 90s. And even before that, they were very low. Plus, everyone else in Latin America has far shittier militaries (Brazil's army would actually be powerful enough to defend it against the rest of the continent's combined armies), so there isn't any push for extra expenditure.
AND the United States has historically "protected" Latin America from any foreign powers that attempted to take a foothold on the continent. You even went against Britain once to "defend" Venezuela.
To be honest, if it wasn't because of the economic downturn that the United States has taken recently that is endangering its global hegemony and bringing some chaos back into the world, Most of Latin America might have slowly demilitarized into nothing in a few decades.
>>71000657
>second world nation
nice cold war definition there bro, i didn't know we are allied with the ussr
Oh man if Brazil has an ISIS attack during their Olympics, holy fucking shit, that country is going to implode. They already have that corruption and unrest going on. It could be the great happening of this year -- hell, it IS
>>71000836
This. The Latin Americans have all relied on the Monroe Doctrine.
>>70995732
Top kek!
The best any of you could is hack each others Wikipedia pages
the house argentina will awnser for our call of banners. we are bros. and portugal too. we are make kebabs out of those kebaba eaters!
>>70998904
He aint wrong
>>70997229
>brasil have only ammo for 8 hours of Combat...
>literally every police force in here gets in combat daily
>Pacification on the facelas during WC took more than "8 hours"
Are you saying that somehow our Police Force have more ammo than the military ?
>>71000987
Wrong.
The Monroe Doctrine never applied to the Southern Cone. We had to fight three invasions by the British until we finally became their allies in the 19th century.
When WW2 came around and the US pressured Argentina into joining the Allies in 1945, the US Navy warned the Roosevelt administration that it could "not defend Argentina in case of a German attack".
We owe our independence to our own soldiers alone. Hell, even the Royal Navy helped us more than you.
>>70999278
It's a myth. The idea that the Military have just ammunition to just 1 hours of combat is insane. CBC produces billions of 7.62 ammo daily.
the FAL is the weapon we use on the military.
>>71000641
White shirt was likely hit in his lower spine, rendering his legs unusable shortly before assumedly dying.
I've seen this happen on another occasion, when a shopkeeper defended himself and shot the robber in the back. Guy tried to crawl out the door before getting domed.
>isis attacks brasil
You have no fucking idea how screwed they would be. The first attack would get almost every Muslim lynched. Taxi drivers already persecute Uber drivers and beat the shit out of them, Muslims would be destroyed. This is from the law-abiding citizen, btw. Then there's the whole criminal side: they have no fear, no moral obligations, they kill, torture, tape it and put it online way before Isis ever existed.
No to mention the police. Americans complain about the police abusing power or killing needlessly, but they have no fucking idea. BOPE, our most ruthless and effective force, actually trained Americans to fight in the middle east.
>>70995551
Will legit move to Brazil if they fight the kebabs right e.g. not politically correct.
Just going to take a shower in OFF every day, fuck Zika. Also going to bring loads of condoms. Good Lord the booties there are unbelievable
>>70996011
>the year 2026
>favela dwellers are still favela dwellers, but now in the middle east
>europe takes in millions as refugees
>>71002986
Do you realize that Zika is transmited via a mosquito bite right ? Btw you don't shower everyday ?
>>71003268
He said he was going to shower in "OFF", the repellant.
>>70995551
>Alemao Favela
>Ayy lmao favela
You can't make this shit up.
>>71003268
>>71002986
Ohh i see, my bad burger friend.
>>71003393
Alemão = German
>>70995551
I`m 100% ok with an attack on the northern parts of the country or Rio.
>>70998099
IT'S LIKE JUDGE DREDD SHIEEET
>>70995551
i'll laugh very hard if they attack Portugal instead.
>>70995551
Muslims don't understand Brazilian wrath.
I was stupid enough to visit Brazil without an escort once. Some fuckers were pretty much ready to cut my arm off for a $200 watch. I took it off my wrist, threw it at them, then ran faster than I've ever ran in my life.
Muslims are only a nuisance, favela niggers are legitimately insane.
>>71002850
>the law-abiding citizen
>THE law-abiding citizen
wow, brazil's worse than I thought
>>70999754
It's a tsuchinoko. They are a cryptid snake specie. Marisa get one in one of the official Touhou manga.
>>71004691
>with a central girth that is much wider than its head
>able to jump up to a meter
>have a taste for alcohol
>a propensity for lying
>>71004867
>>71004691
I'm 99% sure this is literally a fat shit
>>71004936
Hey there, it's a Brazil thread, not a poo in a loo one. Brazilians poo in the loo, but they dump all their shit into the Olympic Bassins.
>>70995799
>l would you be able to tell? Are they going to explode away the garbage lying everywhere?
KEK
>>70995551
we will slaughter all pigs in all the mosques accross the planet - bernie sanders 2016
>>70995551
It's like some video game scenario.
>>70995551
Fucking called it for months, it's going to be a complete Religious war in S.America.
Majority of S. Americans are Christian. It will be a bloodbath on both sides.
This would be some gruesome shit if it went down
>>71003706
I had a teacher once that said in favelas they drive by tourists on motor scooters and clip off your fingers if you have rings and ride away with your fingers and ring/rings
