What THE FUCK are we gonna do about fat people?
>>70995044
Burn them all.
>>70995044
Sleeve gastrectomy free at age 30
Thanks Obama
Force them to exercise and if they reject, we'll kill them because they're useless to society.
Ban anime/vidya and stop parents from feeding their manchildren fatty foods.
>>70995044
Out them on a diet.
>>70995044
End corn subsidies
>>70995044
We could go cow tipping.
Shit would be cash!
>>70995044
push them down a hill
>>70995044
Let them die of heart attacks.
>>70995044
Round em up like the hogs they are and put em in fat camps. Restrict food and force them to exercise.
Hell even the threat of fat camps would probably solve a lot of the problems.
>>70995044
Fire up the gas chambers.
>>70995044
Send them to mandatory weight loss camps like hitler tried to do?
Solve obesity and the energy crisis in one fell swoop
chain them up to elipticals, treadmills, and bikes that are all wired to a generator. Their sweat is collected through vents in the floor and collective tubes on the sides.
Perpetual hydro-electric/motion powered hybrid energy for all, and the hamplanets lose the boobs.
Give them free plane tickets to Japan since most of the fatter young people are weebs. They'll kill themselves when they realize the grass wasn't greener after all.
Nothing. This is one instance where the free market actually works. Remove subsidized healthcare and let these fat fucks die from heart attacks or get in shape. Most likely die from heart attacks.
>>70995044
Whatever happens DO NOT burn them. That amount of lard getting into the atmosphere could give us all lung diabetes or something.
>>70995972
This. Just don't help them, and the problem solves itself.
>>70995044
Let them die.
Have we ever found out how many jules of energy we could get from all of them?
>>70995044
Eat them after the apocalypse happens
