IT'S HAPPENING, I REPEAT: IT'S HAPPENING
BRAZILIAN PRESIDENT DILMA ROUSSEF IS GETTING IMPEACHED THIS SUNDAY
LULA'S INFLUENCE HAS BEEN EXHAUSTED
>March 29th: PMDB, strongest party in the country, officially leaves the government base
>April 6th: arbitrator of the commission of impeachment reads his report, recommends the impeachment process goes through to the lower house
>April 11th: audio of Michel Temer (vice-president - PMDB) preparing his inauguration speech is leaked, he guarantees the continuation of vital social programs but promisses to unify the country and work towards deep reforms (political, social security, labor, tax)
>April 11th: the commision of impeachment votes, 38 votes in favor x 27 against, the process goes on
>April 12th: a convoy os cars can be seen going in and out of Jaburu's Palace, the official residence of the vice-president, this goes on throughout the rest of the week
>April 12th: PP, which was in talks with Lula for positions in the current government in exchange for their supportment in the impeachment votes, officially leaves the government (~50 congressmen)
>April 13th: PSD follows suit (~35 congressmen), PTB and PRB follow suit (~20 congressmen each), adding to the already strong opposition
>April 13th: PMDB considering voting in a single block so the government wing of the party can avoid the embarassment of choosing between Rousseff and Temer, to guarantee more votes for the impeachment
>April 14th: in desperation, the communist party PCdoB unveils a list of 186 congressmen supposedly firmly against the impeachment, enough to block it, but several opposition congressmen are in the list
>April 14th: Supreme Court confirms: the voting process stablished by the president of the lower house is constitutional, it's going to happen Sunday, amidst protests, alternating congressmen from southern and northern states, putting huge pressure on the congressmen of the northeastern states which will vote last, a magnificent maneuver
I don't care, sorry.
>>70983816
And this matters how?
>>70983816
i dont understand is the zoo out of bananas?
>>70983816
I'm going to brazil for vacation this June
How will this affect the dollar price there?
I want to fuck some bitches and have a nice time while not spending too much
>>70983816
So like, is this supposed to be the end of socialism?? I highly doubt this. You wanna be beaners are dumb as fuck
literally who
>3rd world problems
hue indeed
>>70983816
That's good news
Wish we could toss out the nigger and everyone in Congress
So King Kong is replacing Curious George?
>Lula
>Jaburu's Palace
>Rousseff
Fuck off. We don't care
Daily reminder that Brazil have uncontacted stone age tribes deep in the jungle that have never seen other humans before
>>70984248
Normally and historically, argentina has always led (for bad or for good, most often for the bad) the rest of the latin america countries behind it, in all sorts of matters, especially politically.
So when peronismo and socialism became popular here, it spread like cancer everywhere.
But now we white, america-senpai. Macri is as far right as we get here, and he will cleanse the country from shitskins and leftist scum.
Brazil is just the first step, wait until shit goes down in venenzuela
>>70984129
the BRL is the strongest it has been in ~7 months
if the impeachment passes it'll get even stronger in the short term, but it's impossible to predict where it'll be by june since the initial months of a new government are essential for signaling the market, and it's not like Michel Temer is a pristine politician either so it's possible he'll be facing severe heat soon enough
still it's safe to say it'll be at least 1BRL = 3USD so you'll be alright
>>70984248
It's following a strong wave of anti-leftism in South America that started with Macri in Argentina and the opposition sweeping the congress in Venezuela; is now making way towards Roussef getting impeached here in Brazil, Fujimori winning the elections in Peru, Morales getting denied another term in Bolivia; and it's probably going to impact Chile and Uruguay upon a new election cycle
>>70985031
Thanks BR bro
>>70983816
So when is Bolivia Invading ?
Triple Alliance back when ?
>>70983816
Fuck
>>70984627
>Daily reminder that Brazil have uncontacted stone age tribes deep in the jungle that have never seen other humans before
Oh i see sven, You want us to invite them inside our homes to fuck our women right ?
>>70983816
>>70986419
...Yes. Just imagine all the exotic diseases they bare. They could easily wipe out an entire continent of liberals if they just smeared a tiny dab of poop on the right person's fingers
>>70985031
Havent your leftists openly voiced dissodence and possible violent seperation over a possible impeachment?
>>70983816
That's a lot of movement for 12 months.
Where's the latest polls?
>The Olympics is in this """"""""""""country"""""""""""" in ~90 days
>>70988096
>Possible Violent
>Brazil
idk about our leftists, but Bolivia said they would invade Brazil in case of a impeachment.
>>70988410
for what reason?
>>70983816
Later in bongo bongo land still no one gives a shit
Otimo!
Nao aguento mais comer nissin miojo todo dia por que ficou caro o dolar para minha mae mandar pra min
>>70988410
We must address the most important issue here will there be a nation wide chimp out that we can all watch and enjoy?
>>70984129
You should buy some Reais now,to they will be worth a lot more by the time you come
>>70988096
leftists pseudo-intellectuals and scythe wielding marxists are mad as fuck screaming this is a coup d'etat (despite passing through every ritual in congress), but they are a minority
the majority of the country is for the impeachment of dilma, another big segment of society is strongly against dilma but thinks she shouldn't be simply impeached but prosecuted for corruption charges funding her campaign (along with temer)
Lula was behind Roussef all along covering for her dumbass moves but as soon as his audios got leaked disrespecting the legislative and judiciary (typical mafia boss behavior), his political capital plummeted and the worker's party along with the communist parties hold no real power unless they are allied with the pragmatists at PMDB and the other parties that surround it
we are far from being a Venezuela where the Supreme Court judged unanimously that giving amnesty to opposition political prisoners jailed during the chavez/maduro years is unconstitutional
>>70988302
those are days, son
that's how fast thinks are moving
we have a saying here "the rats are the first to leave a sinking boat"
>>70988512
He said he would do To defend "Democracy"
Yeah i know Americanbro, don't even try to rationalize, because it makes no sense.
>>70984627
Yes,we have lots of footage of lots of them,but never tried to make contact,not to ruin their culture(happened many times already)
>>70988813
Nation wide probaly not. But in the big cities (São Paulo) "chimp-outs" are allready happening. With right-wing vs Left-Wing beating eachother. Quite amusing desu
Will there be public executions. If the answer is no, fuck off I don't have time for your 2nd rate chimpenings.
>>70988813
not a chimpout, at first at least, but there will be MASSIVE protests
the president of the lower house maneuvered so the voting process of the impeachment would start friday and end sunday so every brazilian could watch it unimpeded, with the vote starting 2pm sunday
there are some rumors that shopping malls will close on sunday too so more people are forced to either take to the streets or stay home, rest assured there will be streams posted here on /pol/ so you can watch along
pic related the national capital right in front ot the congress has been divided and barricaded into pro-impeachment and contra-impeachment regions
>>70989145
Nah, makes sense.
Leftists being mad that leftism isn't given cart blanche freedom to do anything you want politically, so other leftists are peeing their pants going "REEEEEEE BUT MUH SUPERIOR POLITICAL VIEWPOINTS."
10 bucks you have leftists in your country saying that impeaching Dilma is sexist and misogynistic.
I've worked with Brazil folk before, its good that you guys are doing something to fix your government, the amount of import taxes on top of regular taxes is outrageous. I can't imagine what bullshit your government is up to with taxes that high.
>>70989594
>>70989200
>>70989427
Oh, and don't wear Red shirts right now.
Or actually in the next month.
Or ever again.
You might think I'm joking, but seriously.
DO NOT WEAR A RED SHIRT THIS MONTH!
>>70989627
>10 bucks you have leftists in your country saying that impeaching Dilma is sexist and misogynistic.
They probaly are, but not even the media gives a fuck here. This shit is being overrun here allready and it didn't even got that powerfull.
Is quite difficulty to care about misogyni and Sexism when your city is being controlled by drug lords
>>70990415
Any indication that this is an undercover foreign take down ala CIA intervention in the 1980's?
I mean it wouldn't make much sense considering its Leftism being taken down however would you in your opinion describe the situation as "Leftists simply going to far?"
>>70989594
Stay safe. We expect similar fun up here once it's summer. Soros has been riling up the dindus.
>>70989882
Enlighten me with schizophrenia
>>70990843
IMO this impeachment is legit, and it doesn't seen like a made up false flag by the US or anything.
http://www.vox.com/2016/3/18/11260924/petrobras-brazil
Vox is shit tier but that's the only source in english that i have.
>>70989116
>those are days, son
It says 5/4-12/4. That's 7 months
>>70991370
Folks in Brazil have been getting attacked for wearing Red shirts, as its a sign of support for the Marxist party there.
Source: Brazilian Customers.
>>70990843
that's extremely unlikely because:
1) the cold war is over
2) dilma won the 2014 election by very close margin
3) pmdb said in 2014 after the election that it would be going independent in 2018
4) the country is living it's worst recession in history, predictions are these year our economy will shrink by 4% and we'll keep shrinking until 2019, we'll be back to 2013 levels only by 2023
there is no CIA, the order of events are as follows:
>1) lula helps elect incompetent woman to work in his shadows;
>2) dilma throws the economy into the shit as expected;
>3) she manipulates the economy so she can ensure a 2014 reelection, keeping unemployment, inflation and the USD artificially low ;
>4) immediatelly after her reelection she goes against everything she said, pissing off both the people that voted for her and the people that wanted someone more competent in office;
>5) political allies are dissatisfied with her so they begin drifting away from dilma and PT;
>6) the opposition increases firepower and gathers strenght to block misguided actions to "fix" the economy that would drive us deeper into the shitter, like raising taxes;
>7) her own party starts attacking her conservative minister of finance because they are blind in ideology and can't accept the government can't keep spending more than what you earn ad infinitum, specially a shitty third world economy;
>8) all governability is lost with the economy quickly headed to a catastrophe;
>9) the opposition gathers enough support to impeach her based on the shady maneuvers she did to pull off a 2014 reelection, which fall in a highly disputed judicial grey area, like "hurting the spirit of respect for the budget"
>10) the government is so lost and incompetent it can't even gather 1/3 of the votes to block the impeachment despite offering several ministries and offices to supposed allies
that's about it
>>70991793
we don't follow burger dating system
the impeachment process was officialy admitted only last week (april 6th), there was no reason to conduct polls several months before that
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>>70983816
Impeach that bitch already.
>>70991793
Unless you're using not-american notation.
>>70991793
>It says 5/4-12/4.
Day/Month/Year
That's how it works here.
>>70984304
t.ahmed
>>70992444
Colombian bro, will you help us agains Venezuela and Bolivia if they try something ?
>>70984092
Best leaf bantz seen on 4chan in months
>>70984129
Are you TRYING to catch the AIDS?
Might as well just inject it with a syringe.
>>70993191
http://www.avert.org/professionals/hiv-around-world/latin-america/brazil
http://www.avert.org/professionals/hiv-around-world/western-central-europe-north-america/usa
We have more niggers than you so your
"But the niggers are fucking up muh Statistics" Doesn't help you.
>>70993191
Chillax, you just gotta know the right people and the right places
>>70983816
Police found a bunch of guys today, coming from Bolivia to "protest" in favor of Dilma. The bolivians said there are more to come from Peru, Venezuela and Paraguai. (Also there are a bunch of "medics" who came from Cuba in the last years just lurking in Brazil)
http://www.oantagonista.com/posts/estamos-sendo-invadidos
http://www.oantagonista.com/posts/plano-de-viagem-oculta-ida-a-brasilia
http://www.oantagonista.com/posts/habilitacao-de-motorista-boliviano-foi-emitida-em-janeiro
note: This blog is one of the most reliable sources (and it's not influenced by the government). Zero chances this is fake.
The left-wing parties in those countries know it's the end of Foro de São Paulo and will try fight back because Lula and Dilma were the responsible for financing communists in south america and even Cuba.
However they have no chance because brazilian Worker's Party never succeeded in controlling our armed forces (Like Maduro did in Venezuela).
Expect some shit to happen in the following days.
So we'll know this Sunday? I've been following, it's very interesting. Best of luck Brazil-bros.
>>70993673
Driver's License from January 2016
>>70993185
A bolivia perdeu para o exercito do Paraguay depois da guerra da Tríplice Aliança. Paraguay nem tinha se recuperado direito e mesmo assim venceu.
A Venezuela é um estado falido, a moeda deles não vale nada. não seria surpresa se eles nem conseguissem pagar os propios soldados, e pelo jeito que ta lá é capas de ter movimento separatista a nosso favor.
Guerra civil eu duvido muito. Se chegar a esse ponto é provavel que a gente tenha outra Ditadura Militar.
>>70993977
Sobrenome: Choque Ventura
>>70983816
Bring in the next Pinochet and make the other countries chimp out. :^)
>>70993673
wow this changes everything then. We might actually get some "Freedom Fighters" here. We might actually go back to Militar Dictatorship days.
>>70983816
This faggot huehue just want attention nothing is REALLY hapenning, although sunday there might be a hapenning, right now its just chill dudes judging stuff
>>70994452
if they are heading to brasilia there is nothing really they can do other than artificially increase government support, which is something PT has been doing since its inception
protesters will be divided into separate groups over there and policing will be heavy, even then if they manage to start any shit they won't be too happy getting to meet our notoriously peaceful police 1x1
>>70994452
Give them obligatory red shirts to wear.
As a symbol of welcome to your country.
>>70983972
No more delicious guarana soda.
That's about it.
>>70983816
I don't understand is the zoo out of bananas?
>>70993984
>>70994452
>Ditadura Militar
Qual o nome do ditador brasileiro?
Não houve ditadura meu amigo, e você, assim como eu, fomos doutrinados na escola PELA ESQUERDA a acreditar que houve uma ditadura (porque os militares acabaram com a festa deles). Foi um governo militar que salvou o brasil das mãos dos comunistas.
Infelizmente os militares só acabaram com os guerrilheiros, mas permitiram que o Marxismo cultural continuasse na midia e nas universidades (por isso temos tantos professores esquerdopatas até hoje).
Sim, tiveram que matar alguns comunistas (e alguns nem morreram, fugiram pra Cuba) mas esse foi o preço pra botar ordem no brasil.
Recomendo isso se ainda acredita em Ditadura Militar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVis4jDCvzQ
E se quiser entender o que os comunistas fizeram e estão fazendo nesse momento, recomendo FORTEMENTE esse video de 16 minutos, voce não vai ter um resumo melhor:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuOHe4hw_-c
>>70995217
Bolsopriest in action
>>70995217
I took this redpill allready. I just refer to it as "Ditadura Militar" because is called that way. So people would Immediately know what i was talking about.
>>70995048
You are late,they already made that joke
>>70995217
At first it wast a dictadorship, but when they perpetuated thenselfs in power for 21 years it became one
>>70995611
Oh that's fine then.
I honestly think the military is our only hope at this point. And even with them, we will have problems because they can't do anything about the left wing universities (which is almost all of them). It will be hard to redpills the next generations. (The guy in the second video mentions this)
>>70984304
Third World problems?
Our country is ruined by a leftist communist party that planned to make Brazil a new Soviet Union with the São Paulo's Foro.
The same leftist party that is ruining your country by letting thousands of Muslims invade your cities and rape your women while hiding crimes committed by immigrants.
The same leftist party that fucked up European countries with a progressive Marxist agenda, like Sweden. The Brazil's party tried the same thing, the same fucking thing: implant gender ideology in school, give political power to LGBT, put feminists on politics and vote for their projects, financing shit art and shit progressive artists.
This same leftist party made a video calling Muslims to "live peacefully" in Brazil. Well they came, they made dirty money and they sent this money to ISIS, the same ISIS that spread all around the world with immigrants. And now out intel said that ISIS truly wants to bomb Brazil for arresting a gang that used to money laundry to send money for terrorism.
Marxism is not a third world country my friend. It's a GLOBAL cancer. We are all connected.
>>70987331
Much the contrary.
Native indigenous people are weak against our dirty and polluted life style.
Many indigenous tribes simply died from multiple diseases when they first contacted Brazilians in the 60's, many died from flu. Yep, flu.
How's the Olympics shaping up? Inevitable clusterfuck?
>>70995892
handing power over to the military isn't the solution for shit
if you know the first thing about the 64-85 years you know that the military was split in half with their own ideological conflicts, root of many power struggles that most likely generated the institutionalized corruption we see unveiled today in a more democratic society
we'll only advance as a society when the brazilian people stops believing in saviors and saints (be from the left or from the right) and stops giving way too much power to any particular group of people (be by holding Lula as an untouchable being or calling for military intervention)
a good society is built upon strong, accountable and transparent institutions capable of allienating the effects of both personality (populism, media) and money (corruption) from the democratic process, dilluting power in bureaucracy until individual wishes are made null in favor of genuine societal consensus
>>70996738
I don't even know men. Olympics go so overshadowed by this impeachment i almost don't hear about it anymore. imo is possible that i might not even happen here if Bolivia and Venezuela actually invade.
>>70996738
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/508240/2016-rio-olympics-brazil-isis-daesh-terror-attack-credible-threat-warning
>>70997072
>mfw Traficantes vs ISIS
>>70997155
>mfw Marcola is on ISIS payroll
>>70997277
If this is the case then just freaking nuke us.
>no death penalty for this kind of crimes
fuck the human rights
>>70997473
Kill all the macaquitos, right?
>>70997613
If you kill your Enemies you lose !
Só gostaria de dizer a todos meus irmãos brasileiros aí: boa sorte, cabeça erguida e não pisem na bola... É a chance do Brasil parar de ser piada e voltar ao cenario mundial.
Pau no cú do PT e essa esquerda
Marxista do caralho
May the Hue be with you all
>>70997921
>e à esquerda, vemos a alegoria do Brasil
Vai que dá, filho.
Vai que dá.
>>70997765
His father did similar things.
Pierreouette.
>>70997921
Demorou
>>70983816
Fuck off Brazil. No one fucking cares anymore. Happenings have time limits where interesting shit needs to happen to justify the freakout. Nothing integer thing ever happens with this bullshit and you monkeys hoot and holler into the night like you're seconds away from civil war.
>>70998858
As if anything remotely interesting happened in Canada
