How fucked would you be if you caught with this in your city/state/country /pol?
>>70980930
>cop pulls me over
>sees this in passenger seat
DUDE
>WEED
LMAO
I'd probably be given a hefty ticket and/or thrown in jail overnight.
Would probably get it confiscated and recieve a verbal warning.
Austin, TX.
Toss it or maybe a ticket. People openly smoke on 6th street all the time and the bike cops ignore it.
>chicago
confiscated if anything. I would never get stopped though because I dont drive and I am not a nigger
>>70980930
The city of Orlando just decriminalized possession of less than 20 grams of weed.
So it'd probably be confiscated and that's about it.
I don't smoke weed anymore so i don't have to worry about getting caught anyway.
>>70980930
He would be like "got any real drugs, kid?"
Commiefornia here
In humboldt and Mendocino I've seen cops smoking blunts with people and they wouldn't give a fuck how much weed you had
>>70980930
What is that, half an ounce? I don't think they'd call it intent to sell, so probably court and a hefty fine. I honestly don't really know our laws.
>>70980930
For a single gram?
They would take it and tell you to piss off, most likely.
Too much paper work to be doing anything else.
If they catch you with more than an ounce you might have problems. If they catch you with it split into 1 gram bags you probably will be invited to visit the local police station. Even then you'll probably end up just getting a fine. (along with your criminal record)
nothing
having fun isn't hard when you've got a medical card
i got caught once, had to pay a bunch of money but didnt go to jail or anything
>>70980930
>How fucked would you be if you caught with this in your city/state/country /pol?
I live in a state where it is legal, so the police would just tell me to be on my way.
>>70981713
does your medical card allow you to get dud e weed for the autism?
>>70980930
Allowed to have up to 5 gram on me.
>>70980930
>Denver
Think I'd be fine fampai
>>70980930
It looks like shit product, so people might make fun
I live in Washington so.. nothing.
I haven't smoked that shite in 30+ years!
>>70981939
Cool story, granddad.
>>70981713
Do you smoke weed to dull the pain of seeing your country overrun by chinks?
livin in indiana. Would be fucked for life.
Weed is a worthless drug. It doesn't do shit for me at all.
>>70982022
What if he's only 30+ years old and was forced to smoke pot by his single mother?
>>70980930
>cop pulls me over
>sees this in passenger seat
>pushes me against the wall and asks me the drug dealer I bought it off
>If I cooperate he allows me to leave with a ticket
>else he beats the living crap out of me and throws me in jail overnight
>>70980930
Ticket and slap on the hand. Should be harsher imo. The US wants us to keep smoking so that we are too apathetic to be proactive about anything. They want us nice and sedated so that all we do is focus on is our daily introverted routine.
>>70982193
Gets me stoned ass fuck
>>70982193
you probably smoked oregano
that said all weed does for me is make me super self conscious and make my orgasms incredible
>>70980930
cop would probably ask me what strain it is.
Freedom
you get a 5 year prison sentence, 7 if you're caught growing it. Japanese some of the strictest drug laws. Tourists will probably be deported, but foreign residents likely get locked up.
>>70981589
That's barely an 1/8th bugger
>>70982531
Man, as if being a beta nip wasn't bad enough, you get jail for a plant. No wonder the suicide rate is so high over there. Internet is all you've got to live for.
>>70980930
>Southern California
Police wouldnt even acknowledge it. Maybe a real hardass would confiscate it.
Unless there is enough for distribution.
i wouldnt
oregon is good for a few things i guess
>>70982345
why do people always say dumb shit like that? It's always "nah brah you just didn't smoke the goooooddd stufff like meeeee"
I have tried it at least a dozen times. Same shit that would get my gf or friends high as shit just gives me a mild headache and that's it. I've tried different strains, different amounts, different methods.
Fucking does nothing for me at all. Other than a slight headache sometimes. It's worthless for me.
>>70982345
THIS
forgot about this
>>70982281
If that were true weed would be legal on the federal level
Besides, alcohol already does a fine job at that.
>>70982281
>The US wants us to keep smoking so that we are too apathetic to be proactive about anything
Sounds retarded as shit. Dumbest post this week desu.
>>70980930
>Is that weed?
Yes officer
>Are you 21?
Yes officer
Feels good living in a legal state
>>70980930
One gram would probably just result in confiscation and a stern warning.
Perhaps get put on a record so if im caught with it again they can send me to court
>>70982760
Alex Jones says oregano oil is a miracle drug that will make me hump like a tiger
>>70980930
>Maryland
$100 fine at worst, but more likely it would be confiscated and a warning
Massachusetts here: One Ounce and under is a 100 dollar ticket and forfeiture. Nothing on your record.
>>70982796
Anti psychotic taking fag detected
Cops would keep it for themselves. Verbal warning.
>>70982595
Yeah I didn't expand the thumbnail.
>>70982193
indiana bros
>>70982816
Keep in mind it's banned in UN though
>>70982845
It would be better if weed wasn't so boring though. And if you smoke too often you develop a tolerance and it's even more boring.
>>70980930
>that
>1 gram
wat a gram i got was like 1/4 of that
Did I get ripped off
>>70983030
Hahahahahahahhah
>DUDE<
I live in Montreal. Once some cops pulled up to my hipster friends smoking rollies and they eventually just left when we told them it was tobacco. If the cops feel like getting high after their shift they might confiscate it tho
>west side of the bridge
cop would probably buy some
>east side
i would get smacked around and jailed
>>70980930
>1 gram
Literally a $100 fine and you'd get it confiscated.
>>70980930
just tried this for the first time the other day, Life changing shit.
>>70982241
As somebody who regularly smokes, that picture makes me upset
I would lose my firearms for a while probably, along with some non relevant fine.
>>70982942
I'm seriously starting to think the majority of the population is literally retarded. You're retarded anon. Just straight up fucking retarded.
By my posts I'm clearly fine with people doing whatever they want. Just that it doesn't do anything for me.
But I understand reading is really hard for retards so... sorry? I'll use bright colors and pretty pictures next time.
>>70980930
>California bay area
Technically it would be confiscated and I would be given a ticket. I don't think the cops here even care about giving me a ticket and I probably would be let go.
When are we going to finally legalise medicinal cocaine?
>>70983248
Why not just pull the muslim card?
Prepare bribe/digest contents/call lawyer. That's criminal offence.
>>70983336
Fuck that, i want my medical magic mushrooms. It treats my PTSD ;^)
>>70980930
Coloradan here
that baggie is not in compliance, as it isn't in a state regulated receptacle that is child proof and labels the name of the dispensary and amount originally purchased. So I could get it confiscated and maybe even get a small fine. But chances are, absolutely nothing like that would happen.
>>70983336
Just get an Adderall prescription.
>>70980930
Felony , but I'm sure the cops wouldn't throw the book at an honest man with a couple grams
Ffs a 19 year old can go tell the doctor 'my knees hurt from skateboarding' and get a medical card for 300$
>>70980930
it's legal in my state
so is open carry
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>>70980930
$25 fine.
>>70982154
It calms me down when I feel like going full Anders
>>70983407
Because it is ok to be racist towards whites.
>>70983567
Lucky dog
>>70983023
Same with any drug. That's just called growing out of it and getting older. You'll drink and get high on a good night out, but it's less and less interesting as time goes by . Although weed can stay interesting, I know a few people where wees cause minor psychoactive effects. Nothing major, just that background tingly feeling gets a little more intense and small hallucinations.
罗杰说leafmen
Roger that leafmen
>>70983674
Life ruined pretty much
>implying I'd ever have weed
>implying I have the mind of a child
>implying anyone caught in possession of marijuana shouldn't be euthanized
>>70984277
At least your women are gorgeous. I'd rather have those bitches than weed any day.
>>70983296
Eyyyy fellow /BayAryan/ here yeeee
>>70984647
Edgy as a nip sword, m8.
>>70981852
Yes you can, that is how I got mine.
>>70980930
Not at all.
Over two decades
35 years for growing it
>>70980930
>Atlanta
I'm white and educated, so unless I'm blowing blunt smoke in their face that is happening precisely never
if it were I'd go to "drug remediation classes" where I'd learn the dangers of drugs that are far, far worse that marijuana, whose most dangerous aspect appears to be the possibility of having to go to a drug remediation class
>>70985196
still seems too strict imo
what if I want to buy more than one gram from a friend? I'd have to make multiple trips to bring it back legally?
sounds like bullshit
>>70982241
That's child abuse.
>>70980930
I wouldn't be because it's legaliz- ... oh wait...
>>70980930
Less than 10 grams is a civil fine in my state if you're over 21. No criminal charges at all.
>>70986114
>you can share or give away recreational marijuana
Perhaps you misread that part?
>>70980930
I'd probably get a slap on the wrist if I wasn't high at the time and was polite.
I'd probably get arrested and have my entire life ruined if I was anything but the paramount of courtesy.
Luckily I'm not a degenerate but the laws are still retarded.
>>70980930
I got caught and got my second DUI in October. They only charged me for the pipe, got an extra day in jail, and got put on "color code" with my PO because I didn't need treatment.
>>70986114
That's 1oz, not 1gram. And technically you can't buy or sell, so yeah, obviously too strict still. But simple possession is completely legal and that's a big step forward.
>>70980930
My state just legalized it for medical use and my condition is covered, so if I wanted to do it I could. I sort of doubt it really helps anything with ulcerative colitis though.
>>70980930
I have a medical permit.. so as long as it wasn't a federal agent I'd be fine.
>>70980930
600 dollar ticket no jail or criminal record
I would be questioned by the police and face losing my drivers license if they find traces of it in my body but no charges would be made for that tiny amount
>>70987227
>1oz
nigger you're just as retarded as the OP
thats like 3grams
>>70980930
ABSOLUTELY
LEGALIZED
BABY
But I don't smoke weed, so I don't really care.
Under 20g is Misdemeanor Possession. Summons to appear in court. That little G you have there would probably get taken by the cop, and you will be sent on your way.....if you don't act like a nigger or lie.
>>70987626
Have policemen ever gangbanged you? I hear that happens all the time in Germany. Sounds hot.
>>70987901
Forgot. Im in FL
>>70987914
yeah but they lube you up first
>>70988117
I appreciate a gentle lover.
Last time was caught with a half oz. they took that shit and sent me home!
>>70980930
>1g
Given a warning.
>>70980930
More than 500g = death penalty for me.
I would get off easier if I raped a 10 year old girl so hard she could never get pregnant.
maybe a ticket, probably nothing. depends on how big of a douchebag the cop is
>>70988684
I like you Singapore, you have strict laws against degeneracy, but you might want change things in regards to rape and drug possession.
>>70980930
if black, poor and uneducated :
take some slaps in the face. Go to the police station, stay in jail overnight, get processed and probably will have to do some Community labour as punishment.
If black/pardo/white educated midclass : pay 30 bucks, and get it back if you ask nicelly.
if white high educated 1% : pay 30 bucks, take pics of the police officer, let him take it, go to the police station, make a complaint that the police officer took your shit and then took a bribe. the sherrif (here we call it delegado... seems strange calling it sherrif) then will call the centrall and make the pollice officer get arrested (when a military police officer is a suspect he will stay in the police HC until he is proven not guilty). you lost your weed and 30 bucks but arrested a cop.
all the 3 are true stories i saw all of them happening in rio.
Brazil a country for everyone.
>>70980930
Possibly a ticket, but if it was that small of an amount it might just get confiscated.
>>70980930
Seattle. The cop would chastise me for the weed not being dank enough.
>>70980930
Nothing at all. Weed is completely legal. Land of the free!
>>70982154
Chinks mudskins & sjw feminists, yes
>>70980930
A small fine in my state, technically.
In my particular suburb, the police would give the intimidation lecture until they do the license check and see that I live in the Village. Then probably a warning.
The cucked police here are awesome. They hustle the people who don't belong out and remember who they work for.
>>70988684
thats extreme. why is there such legislation ?
>>70980930
>2016
>Your dealer doesn't deliver
Why live?
I think it's a citation.
New York here.
>>70989600
muslims
>>70986180
Keked at pic, thanks for the laugh
>>70989670
Darknet can deliver though. You just need to wait a few days.
>>70980930
Id get a ticket probably and thats it.
>>70980930
$100 ticket have a good night sir
>>70980930
Its a misdemeanor here in Missouri.
Up to one year in prison and up to a $1000 fine.
If you are black, they just shoot you.
>>70980930
Double fucked because I have a CCW.
Gun + Drugs = Fucked
Concealed + Drugs = Double Fucked
>>70988984
you gotta be shitting me about that last one
>>70987755
>3grams
Confirmed.
>>70990284
are you fucked even if you're not carrying if they catch you with it?
>>70980930
2 bullets to center mass
1 to the head
not literally but with how much it would fuck my life over, they might as well.
>>70990719
Absolutely, but by being a "unlawful user of controlled substances" while being in possession of a firearm (on your person or at home) tacks on a whole host of other charges at least in theory for the home part, till they actually get you on a felony, then all 2A rights go out the window and you have to surrender them.
Doesn't matter if pot is Legal/Medical, if you have a gat and a zip you are fucked because if you really pissed off the wrong person that shit could go federal in a second.
(pot is still illegal on a federal level, and the feds don't respect states rights)
>>70988899
>>70989600
Singapore used to be in the middle of the Golden Triangle, which was famous for the drug trade, LKY and friends set down ridiculously harsh penalties for any sort of drug possession to discourage that and it largely worked.
It's not that Singapore is light on rape, they're just insanely harsh on drugs.
In the rape hypothetical I was mentioning, the criminal would not get off that lightly either; all rape mandates strokes of the rotan (a 2 meter long, 2 inch thick cane that can tear flesh) and very long jail sentences. Like, 24 strokes of the rotan (legal maximum) and 20 years to life imprisonment with no parole.
>>70987901
>>70987959
Wew lad. Just moved here recently wasn't sure how strict the laws are here.
>>70980930
I'd be killed. Clean and simple.
>>70980930
Listen m8, I'm not going to get drunk and lairy, I'm just gonna get a big bag of Doritos, go back home and watch South Park until I fall asleep.
I've heard of people being arrested for cannbis possession, but they were most likely being cunty, like your average SJW.
Id have to give the cop around $2 worth of Egyptian currency
>>70981713
why cant i have any
>>70980930
nothing because colorado
>>70980930
$200 fine.
>>70980930
50$ ticket and city violation :^)
My friend was actually caught smoking it in public, the cop just told him to try at least to hide next time and that sometimes shit in your life gets a bit to shitty and its cool, then the fucker rode his bike off into the sunset
>>70981897
This.
>>70980930
if i was dumb enough to smoke in public they'd give me a fine and maybe confiscate it
