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>>70968770
http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/661052/SCIENTISTS-fear-the-Big-One-is-COMING-as-four-major-earthquakes-strike-in-48-hours
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
See you on the other side /pol/
>>70975637
>tfw dying in Earthquake.
>>70975706
>tfw dying in Earthquake.
>>70975637
>48 hours
this is going to be a fun weekend lads :^) meme up and wait for the happenings
but yeah, an earthquake just happened on the serbian-croatian border in the pannonian basin, which is odd because quakes never happened here
>linking some shitty british tabloid
might as well link national inquirer
>>70975637
didnt someone annoucne a happening between 16-19th of April??
>tfw dying in Earthquake
>>70975637
>We've had 4 major earthquakes in 48 hours
>a bigger one is coming.
>scientists
How is this even science?
I'll repost the OP I made for the other thread, I spent too much time typing and not enough time posting. LONG LIVE THIS THREAD, THE FIRST AND RIGHTFUL THREAD!
> Scientists say major earthquake may be close at hand, based on massive increase in seismic activity around the Pacific rim:
http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/661052/SCIENTISTS-fear-the-Big-One-is-COMING-as-four-major-earthquakes-strike-in-48-hours
But lets not just obsess of today. Quakes WILL happen, eventually. Are we ready? Are we hoping somewhere else isn't? And how the hell did San Francisco get destroyed by a quake BEFORE becoming infested with gays and liberals? It just isn't fair.
Useful links:
> USGS seismograph readings for California
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/monitoring/helicorders/nca/
> USGS quake map (Zoom out and change settings to 2.5+ past 7 days for a better view of trends)
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/
> Live stream of a siesmogram in LA
http://abc7.com/live/23343/
I don't really know what should go in the OP but if anyone has good links for news, data, preparedness, and stuff like that, def post it.
I have some low quality, but somewhat rare videos from Loma Prieta I was able to extract from CHP training videos, containing some unique footage of structural failures around the bay. I'll post a few to get the thread going.
Pic is the 1906 quake, before the fire reached the waterfront.
>>70975865
Crime tends to increase as weather warms up, this is nothing new
Los Angeles here.
>This fucking Seabreeze going up my shorts lads
>>70975637
>australia untouched
master race
>>70975637
>>70975865
>Dilma and California might be kill at the same time
I'm hyped lads
>http://www.express.co.uk
They've been saying this for years
>>70975706
>>70975780
>tfw dying in Earthquake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSSqaVJz4gc
>>70975816
And here's a shitty meme.
Anyone here living in the Cascadia zone? We've been having a lot of odd activity in Humboldt and Del Norte -- we had a "Non-Quake" which pushed the coastline up nearly 2 inches along 100 miles, but didn't shake violently. Increased activity at Lassen and Long Valley as well.
>>70975637
Literally nothing cool or catastrophic will occur, we are not that lucky.
>>70976083
Which means it's happening today DON'T YOU EVEN SCIENCE?
>Predicting Earthquakes
Yea okay. Next you're gonna tell me they can change he weather or some shit
>>70976029
This. The only earth quaking I experienced in my life was so small that I thought my dog was under my bed moving around a little bit.
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
>>70976045
fuck you, the express is the least blue pilled of any of our papers.
go read some of the comments sections.
>>70976152
HAARP and Chem Trails mother fucker!
MILLIONS OF POOHS ARE GOING TO DIE.
http://www.abplive.in/india-news/8-2-magnitude-earthquake-could-hit-he-himalayas-soon-270397
>>70976152
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beijing_Weather_Modification_Office
You been living under a rock?
>>70975637
My town had some largish earthquakes this week, happens all the time, unless it's over magnitude 7 you'll be fine
>>70975637
On a side note to Brits, why does Express' home page look almost exactly like DM's? Is it on purpose?
>>70976273
Aren't they owned by the same people?
>>70976326
Yeah, it wasn't fun being on the 16th floor of a building near the epicenter. Used to have fun tricking people to watching it with the volume up and earphones in.
>>70975637
obligatory;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CArWivYt208
>>70976524
I don't know much about earthquakes but grats on surviving that assault on my ears.
AS THE OLD JAP GREENTEXT GOES:
Grab your boner during the earthquake and activate autofap mode
I have some pics and gifs from Loma Prieta, if anyone cares. Fun Times.
>Spain
>Nuclear event
>>70976857
>Cause of event caesium 137 and americium 241 missing
Dirty bomb?
>>70977120
What the fugg
>>70975706
>>70975780
>leaf and jew
confirmed for not happening
>>70976857
Sauce?
>tfw dying in Earthquake
>tfw dying because of tsunami after earthquake
>the previous big one
>>70976836
yes pls
>tfw dying in earthquake
>>70975637
Archive link for those who hate clickbait!
https://archive.is/HE26I
>MFW living in North East US
I am safe.
>>70977519
>The Indian Point power plant is one of 10 sites considered most in need for a re-evaluation of earthquake vulnerability, the Nuclear Regulatory Commission announced on Friday.
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/10/nyregion/agency-urges-quake-study-for-indian-point.html
fug
http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news/2016/04/15/0200000000AEN20160415002200315.html?input=www.tweeter.com
>>70977698
LOL
time for us eastern americans to get cozy and watch from the sidelines
Man I remember when I was 10 during the 1994 NorthRidge quake.
>My parents rushed to my bedroom.
>Father jumps on me screaming louder than my mom.
>He's butt ass naked.
>Earthquake passes and we run outside.
>Other neighborhood dad is naked too standing in the street.
>Neighbors are too shaken up to care about both of them.
>Dad doesn't trust going back into the house.
>Dad gets the garden hose.
>Manhole covers are on fire.
>Spends 15 minutes trying to put out the fires with the garden hose.
>Other naked neighbor is telling his family to get into the car.
>Moms screaming at dad to put pants on and head to grandpa's house a couple blocks away.
>Dad didn't give a fuck.
>Dad just tucks it under has hes trying to be the neighborhood hero.
>The sky had a auburn green haze to it with a million stars in the sky.
I lost my cat that night :(
Unless the New Madrid Fault tears loose, I am /comfy/, niggas.
And fuck it, I have insurance.
>>70977698
FUCK!
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/04/14/asia/japan-earthquake/index.html
>>70977628
>New York
Please wipe every state south of MA off the map
>>70976120
>thought there was a harsh noise backing to this
>"japs are so cool, and it really fits"
>forgot i was listening to harsh noise
>>70977416
Bay Bridge failure.
>>70975637
> tfw you continent-nation has its own tectonic plate
Feels good right fellas?
>>70977823
if a major earthquake really does happen california will totally burn down and you'll be paying for it, if not through government aide then through your insurance premiums most of which will be given to californians
>tfw tectonically stable east coast
>>70977959
Cyprus Structure collapse, to my knowledge the only video of the event itself
>>70977975
That's to contain all the plants and animals there.
>>70977839
>Other naked neighbor is telling his family to get into the car.
I don't know much about earthquakes but getting into your car seems pretty dumb. Sorry about your cat.
>>70978086
CHP explains to family that it is no longer a rescue operation, rather a recover.
>>70977406
Can nothing touch Australia?
>>70978252
Only the homosex
>>70978215
People abandon their cars and begin the long walk back to San Francisco after finding the eastern span collapsed.
>>70978076
>mfw comfy coast
>>70975637
>tfw never have any earthquakes
>>70978392
Must be why the brownies go there
>>70975637
For a second I thought this was going to be the mythical ten-pointer fated to wipe out LA.
TFW in California.
You know it's going to happen. You know it's gonna be bad. And you just hope it happens when you're outta town.
>>70978201
With how dense L.A is and how shitty our freeways are its most people's instincts to get out while you can just out of panic. A ton of our major highways out of the city collapsed tho leaving people stranding on over passes etc.
I remember reaching grandpa's house and he was already on the highway on his 1970's Honda motorcycle lol
>>70978076
>>70978392
>>70977519
>mfw the Canaries blow up
>>70976029
matey an island near you guys are having a 6-7.0 earthquake you will come down too.
>>70975637
Fuckkk ashajhsjahsjahsjahsja COMFY AS FUCK
And if anyone is trying to jack off, here's a ton of newspapers from right after San Francisco got shaken and burned to the ground in 1906.
>http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/search/pages/results/?dateFilterType=range&date1=04%2F18%2F1906&date2=04%2F21%2F1906&sequence=1&language=&ortext=San+Francisco&andtext=&phrasetext=&proxtext=&proxdistance=5&rows=20&searchType=advanced
Fun Fact: Fax machines are so old, they were used to send the first photos of the quake to the east coast. in 1906. Fax.
>>70976272
Fuck you, I live in Chch and knew 3 people who died in the Feb 22nd Earthquake.
>>70978773
>Fun Fact: Fax machines are so old, they were used to send the first photos of the quake to the east coast. in 1906. Fax.
Is that a fact?
>Tfw i'm secure in the Montreal region
Feels good to be safe.
Kumamoto Castle took a lot of damage.
http://news.tbs.co.jp/newseye/tbs_newseye2750447.html
>>70978882
Hey bro
North-western Europe reigns supreme once again.
>>70975637
Huh, i had a dream about an Earthquake and didn't stop for a long ass time. I wonder if it means anything.
>>70978847
No they were invited in the mid 1800's actually.
I'm dead serious.
>>70978995
Oh my god...
>>70978995
>qt
>>70978835
You guys just weren't prepared, nobody thought quakes hit that area so you didn't have the same level of protection
>>70978882
http://www.cbc.ca/archives/entry/earthquakes-and-tsunamis-quebec-shaken
>>70978995
Goddamn them perfect titties
>>70978847
Indeed it is. Wired Fax had been used in Europe since the late 1890s to quickly send pictures of wanted fugitives to surrounding law enforcement.
Someone mentioned Northridge, here's Newhall Pass after that. Or maybe after the San Fernando one. It fell down both times.
>>70975637
>yfw Commiefornia breaks off and sinks into the Pacific
>>70978995
>Woman
>tfw I don't live on an unstable fault line
>>70976254
You will when Yellowstone goes off
Is Texas safe?
>>70979248
Even better: LA and SF break off, the conservative agriculturally rich regions do just fine, the fault jumps to the east of the sierra and caused Long Valley to erupt, destroying everything east of California, while Cascadia triggers huge volcanoes that obliterate Seattle and Portland.
God really DOES hate liberals.
>>70979225
I remember that poor cop who drove off that on his motorcycle.
I'm watching youtube videos on it now and being thrown back into that.
I was in Sunland when it hit.
>>70979061
>>70979225
I was making a lame pun, but thanks for the info.
>>70979136
Everyone knew quakes hit Chch, i'd felt dozens in the decade prior to september/february and thousands since. Nobody guessed the scale but if a large one hits anywhere in the south island or the south of the north island, particularly Wellington, it could be potentially devastating. I bet your Jafa anyway.
>>70978086
>>70978215
Great 30:30 on this.
I live in Washington State so i'm a bit worried.
We're gonna get hit harder than anyone else, they predict roughly 9.0 and may last up to 5 minutes or more.
KEK
today i woke up at 6:30 AM with an 5.5 earthquake
was fun tho
i live in a 29th floor, so it was even funnier
>mfw if gringos had a 5.5 they will call it 9/11 2.0
>>70979354
So long as the Balcones fault line doesn't become active again, we'll be fine. If Yellowstone or that shit goes off though, the panhandle will be fucked, and the rest of us rather inconvenienced. Stay safe fellow Texan.
>>70979305
Damn son.
Shots fucking fired.
>>70977839
A friend of mine lived through that
Said he was still shaking three days later
Said people in his neighborhood slept in open air because afraid of structures for weeks
He quit a promising and already successful career in the movie business and went back to school to get a grad degree to get out of LA after
>>70980031
3/11 was no joke, right when it started to die down the big wave hit, I honestly figured that was it, to be honest.
>>70975637
>PUBLISHED: 00:00, Fri, Apr 15, 2016
But it's the 14th? FALSE FLAG JEW HAARPQUAKE CONFIRMED
can a gigantic earthquake trigger yellowstone?
>earthquake
Ok.
>>70980314
Can a boot stomp a roach???
>>70979811
Wairarapa actually, have had plenty of quakes here but everything is quake proof and there isn't that much to destroy anyway
Iirc we are due for a big one, have an 8+ quake every 70-80 years and last was in the 40s
>>70980206
What did the Japanese earthquake feel like?
Was it terrifying? I'm really curious because someday it'll happen here, I need to prepare mentally.
Is Texas safe?
>tfw Upstate NY
>literally nothing happening
>jews will survive
Yellowstone when?
>>70980036
you can have all the earthquakes you want, but stop trowing us your volcano´s ashes
>>70980495
you're already dead
>>70980036
I woke up today to gunshots and a woman screaming.
Happens that 3 niggers tried to assault the local supermarket and the owner shot two of them in the face, but the other one killed him and left with the money.
Don't you dare complain about the fucking soil shaking. You know nothing, Chile.
>>70980429
On 3/11, there had been a big (in terms of magnitude) a few days before, so people were a little edgy. The early alert system in my office building started blaring, but not from the phones, oddly enough. It hit and swayed pretty hard for a few minutes, and started dying down, when there was a sudden massive vertical jolt, and V-tec basically kicked in. I had been holding out big coffee brewer, but gave up and went under my desk. It was shaking so bad that it was actually more dangerous there (smacked into my head a few times, my neighbor's desk rolled over completely.) Went on for about 5 minutes before it stopped, aftershocks were non-stop for weeks, and there are still quakes considered aftershocks to this day (over 10,000 to date).
>>70980817
>I woke up today to gunshots and a woman screaming.
Isn't that the motto of the Rio Olympics?
>>70980429
I've been in a 6.9 that lasted 3 minutes, but I was on the 3rd story of a rickity illegal marijuania growhouse on the side of a hill, so it was pretty bad.
It's loud. Louder than you expect. Painfully loud, everywhere, inside you, around you, no escape.
You're moving up and left and down and back and right and forward. I got outside to the ground (structure was basically shaking to bits) and it was the same.
I saw waves. In the road. Water got knocked out of a bucket at my feet, thrown into the air and over to the side... and changed directions and landed back in the same bucket, and I realized the water had gone straight up and I WAS THE ONE moving side to side.
Then a water main exploded and our neighbors started shooting of fireworks and chugging vodka.
The quake continued for another minute or so. I sat on the front step and lit a cig and waited to die in a landslide.
But I didn't, and know I have to wait for the next one and hope that kills me because life is pain and empty.
>>70981006
I'm not from Rio. But it's even worse than here.
It's happening guys. I read it on /pol/ and they have a sterling track record on predicting happenings.
>>70980932
>went on for about 5 minutes before it stopped
That sounds fucking horrifying, so it shook that badly for 5 consecutive minutes nonstop?
See the difference between Japan and America is that Japan has a far more strict building code to withstand earthquakes. Here in America, Earthquakes aren't common so our buildings are far more vulnerable to collapsing.
Once the "big one" hits, i'm going outside immediately.
>>70980429
Pic related is my office afterwards.
>>70980691
What, we're really gonna be effected?!
I thought we didn't get earthquake's
>>70981142
will dilma get kicked out before the olympics, brasilbro?
If this is really a happening than where is le happening man?
Also, checking the siesmograms at the south end of the Cascadia zone:
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/monitoring/helicorders/nca/43/
Notice how it went from quiet to constant noise in the last two days?
>tfw living on Vancouver Island.
>>70975637
happening time!! let it happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
>>70975637
Let's hope it hits Yellowstone as well, somehow.
>>70981229
It was big, but manageable side-to-side shaking for a minute of so, then the massive vertical shock that went on for 3-4 minutes. It hit at 14:46, and it was about 14:52 when it stopped and I crawled out of safety.
Picture is a nearby refinery on fire.
>>70975706
>tfw dying in an earthquake
>>70981229
If your home was built in the last decade Washington upped their safety code a bunch.
The biggest issue is all those cheap apartments built on stilts over parking spots. They're everywhere in LA and in an 8.0+ they have something like a 60% failure rate.
1.7 million people live in buildings like that out west.
>>70975637
This big one is coming. Why isn't mainstream media reporting this!
http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2016/04/boiling-river-near-yellowstone-national-park-heats-worries/
>A river near Yellowstone National Park suddenly changed colors and began to boil and emit yellowish noxious gases. The Shoshone River runs through Cody, Wyoming, just east of Yellowstone National Park. It’s close enough to be a ‘canary in a coal mine’ for unusual geothermic events and that’s precisely what happened on March 25th when photographer Dewey Vanderhoff spotted the Shoshone River mysteriously boiling.
Here we go folks....
>>70980429
learn to properly read news during an earthquake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24hyShkA_9U
>8.3 in chile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiB7ny52-xw
4.3 in 'murica
>>70981252
We're probably fine God smiles on Texas desu
>>70981624
> Why isn't mainstream media reporting this
Because South Africa turned down our multi-billion dollar offer to buy their country and relocate the east coast there after Yellowstone, so they have no contingency plan anymore and don't want people to panic.
Remember, Cascadia or Yellowstone will be the opening of World War 3. It's the only chance China will ever get to attack the mainland and claim a foothold on the West Coast during the chaos. A few high altitude nuclear blasts will destroy what little electrical and communication systems we have left. Once they have the coast down from Alaska to Astoria, they can basically D-Day millions of troops in under the cover of destruction and act as "saviors" with aid... for those who pledge loyalty.
Everyone else? Well, murdered, but if you have a vagina, raped first.
Nothing happens in a vacuum. Great destruction is another nations great opportunity.
>>70982020
You're probably right.
God bless Texas.
>>70982072
That sounds like a Call of Duty plot.
> I'm sold
someone give me a run down on which areas are at threat pls
>>70983094
If you're from Washington like me you're basically fucked. It'll be so disasterous because it could easily trigger Mt Rainier to erupt which by itself will be the biggest natural disaster in America's history. Combine that with a massive 9.0 earthquake and you're talking well over a trillion dollars in damage, possibly several trillion.
So if you're safe from the damage you won't be from the taxes necessary to help us. We'll be literally relying on government supply rations for many months.
>>70983094
the entire west coast, plus a huge tsunami wide.
>tfw im going to die by a super quake and tsunami
i blame california. Even though i don't even live there
>>70983499
Cool. I want SoCal to get wasted.
Am i safe?
>>70983499
Actually south or Eureka will be fine with regards to the cascadia subduction zone
Most of california is fine
>>70982277
Gods Country is truly blessed
Think this would be the tipping point for the economic crash?
>>70983757
maybe you might be lucky enough do you live near the border, or you deep in, you still might get quaked. Point is which city.
>>70975637
Can't wait till Nevada is ocean front.
>>70975637
So no worries for us not nearby coastlines?
>>70983823
im in arizona, but i live in nevada.
>>70978006
Not really, California will be under miles of ocean water, if anything our insurance will go down.
>>70975637
Any hope a massive one will strike California? When was the last one? '89? I'm in Florida and I don't have to worry about earthquakes, feels good man.
Could it be possible that seismologist are just fear mongering just to keep the funding in their pockets? Sometimes I wonder if they do this just to make themselves feel important.
For the past 2-3 years i've been reading articles that the "BIG ONE" is gonna hit any day possibly.... nothing ever happens, just like how the economy never crashes. It's all hype for click baiting people.
>>70983823
Except for the whole "San Francisco and Los Angeles are built directly on top of massive fault lines and most structures cannot withstand an 8.0 like 1906"
Eureka will be improved by the tsunami. I really only worry about the zoo, it's such a nice little establishment. I'd hate for the Rhoas and bush dogs to get killed.
>>70983416
>tfw you're looking at where Mt. Rainier should be from your window.
I'm pretty sure this is just a meme though. I'm pretty sure we would have been evacuated if there was any real danger.
>>70975637
>>70975637
>>70975637
>Emory University
>Triggered as fuck because of Trump chalks
>Look up the map
>Biological Hazard
>At Emory University Hospital
Well shit Trump chalking is indeed a fucking bio weapon
>>70984111
a sesmigraph on a news cast fucking shook hard, i forgot which news channel though, this happened late February.
>>70975637
>The dark area of the map shows where the sun has set
fucking radical
>tfw dying in earthquake
>>70983865
I live in the south, in Acapulco
>>70984247
> Evacuating an entire metrozone including 3 major cities
Hahahahahahaha
nigga you gonna get lahar'd HARD.
>>70984133
>with regards to the cascadia subduction zone
wrong fault lines retard. The Cascadia Subduction Zone runs from Eureka to the top of Vancouver Island
>>70984307
WHERE???
>>70984470
I know. LA and SF are built on the San Andreas, which isn't as powerful, but runs through far more populated areas.
I live in Eureka, I try to keep aware of this stuff.
> Please for the love of god come and spend money here
>>70984547
Maybe ABC7 in LA? Home of the rapist meme anchor.
http://abc7.com/live/23343/
And yes, LA livestreams a seismograph 24/7.
>>70984581
>I live in Eureka
Your town will be 20 feet under water and you'll have no warning. Once it happens we're all fucked. Just enjoy it.
>tfw there will be no usa ruled by Trump
Washington state here
How fucked am I?
>>70984581
Forgot the second part of that post, evidence shows quakes start up north then migrate south. So Alaska - Cascadia - San Andraes, usually about 50 years apart.
Good Friday was in 64. We've been having forshocks for 3 years now.
Oddly, 1906 wasn't part of this cycle. Some scientists now think it was actually caused by all the silt and debris running out of the Sierra during the gold rush, when they were blasting mountains apart with water cannons to look for shiny metal. It all washed into the bay, added several million tons to the weight of the crust in the area, and literally broke the fault and triggered a quake.
>>70979811
There was one in Wellington the other day. It was fun, but I was hoping it'd be bigger.
>>70984969
Yes
>>70983416
East coast is safe ?
>>70975637
>tfw east coast
Feels good mane
>>70984969
fucked all of west coast. Maybe east coast too, Hopefully we get ww3 before we die by earthquakes. I do not want too die, by a fucking earth quake, ill buy a gun and commit sucide.
I live in california /pol/. I live in a mostly redpilled part of Fresno though so God will spare me right?
>>70975637
Fugg wasnt there an earthquake in Japan today?
Is that why my anime didnt release
>>70985244
yes multiple 6.0's
>>70985104
>>70985109
Until a giant volcanic island in the Atlantic erupts and collapses into the ocean, generating a tsunami 1000 feet high
Also isn't the Washington Monument still closed from your last quake?
>>70985244
Last night, I've been posting TV screen grabs in this thread.
>>70985175
>>70985087
welp it was nice knowing you lads.
>>70985078
Little quakes happen all the time, don't we get like 30,000 a year? I think it was around that
https://www.geonet.org.nz/quakes/all
>tfw small earthquakes happening all the time
>>70985347
Im far from ocean so tsunami is not a threat
Hey, did somebody need me in here?
Ontario, how fucked am I?
>>70985559
Yeah, something like that. This one was decent, but still small.
>>70985722
Youre fucked no matter what senpai
>>70985849
;_;
>>70985525
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Dying From Earthquakes Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Go Outside Where Nothing Can Fall On You Like Nigga Walk Outside Haha
but for real though, if you live in a city and a big one hits you are more fucked, because there's a lot more shit that's going to fall, and there's no fields or anything you can just stand in and be safe
>>70976083
Decades actually
Sometimes I wonder if this catastrophe is so devastating that it could quite literally shift the entire culture of America permanently. Especially if California gets fucked, particularly Hollywood which would completely disassemble all that filth and scum plagued in that area.
The ghetto barbarians will completely collapse since they don't have a sense of community, most blacks will just steal food and TVs even though the grid is down. Most will probably starve in back alley ways.
Hopefully the farming communities will stay strong to provide the food for the entire west coast, but if that goes down then mass starvation will occur. If the ports aren't too damaged other nations could donate food, but it would take a toll from their economy severely since the west coast won't export anything.
>>70985909
Current predictions are Market Street in SF will have THREE FEET of broken glass from all the highrises shattering.
They're going to have to plow it clear before any emergency crews can even try to walk the city.
>>70985818
That one was centered in Masterton, under the water treatment plant, was only like a 5-6 pointer but would have felt even smaller in wellington
Reminder that LITERALLY NOTHING is gonna happen again.
You will not have any HAPPENING in your entire boring old ass NEET life.
There will be no catastrophic earthquake this entire year.
MARK MY WORDS.
>>70981229
>i'm going outside immediately.
That might be a bad idea, there's a lot of debris that comes crashing down. In 2008, we had a decent quake, and one of the deaths was a man who panicked, ran outside, and got hit by a car.
>>70981367
FUARK IT'S ACROSS THE BOARD
>tfw literally impossible for me to die in any natural disasters
>tfw probably goin to die by getting dhot by niggers instead
>>70986300
>>70975968
>he typed all that
>no one replied
Lol
>>70986188
You need to stop projecting friendo
>>70986335
>>70975706
>tfw dying in Earthquake.
>>70986335
what am i looking at
>>70986395
How fucked is the south, and in particular, Alabama?
>>70985909
we got tsunamis too because of commiefornia.
>>70985909
I live right on the coast though. I'm like a 10 minute walk from ocean.
>>70986436
>>70986493
>AZ
>california gets an earthquake
>pool water starts making waves
What if the last "BIG ONE" that happened 300 years ago was the last one?
There was once a time where there wasn't a
"BIG ONE" in the northwest. Perhaps that phases has ended.
>>70981441
I just moved to Surrey from the island
Good luck island bro
>>70986300
What is the significance of all that noise?
>>70986412
Seismograms from around where the Cascadia Subduction Zone ends.
>>>http://earthquake.usgs.gov/monitoring/helicorders/nca/
>>70975637
EVERYTHING HAPPENS THIS TIME OF YEAR. THIS HAS to Do with THE SACRIFICES RELEASED IN THE PANAMA PAPERS. IM GLAD I LIVE IN TEXAS
>>70981367
>>70986300
>>70986335
>>70986395
>>70986436
>>70986493
>>70986537
It's really fucking happening, isn't it? Thanks South African bro.
Seattle area here. I should really start preparing for something. No way in hell am I gonna let myself or my family die in this shithole.
What if this entire "BIG ONE" earthquake is just a plot orchestrated by Dolan DRUMPF to kill off Democrats / Bernie voters?
>be nz
>year 1855
>8+ magnitude earthquake out of nowhere
>landscape changed dramatically, islands pop up, peninsulas join the mainland, movement displacement of whole mountain ranges
>only one white guy dies
Baron von Alzdorf, a german hotelier, was crushed by a falling chimney, a handful of natives also died when a house collapsed
if something that large happened here today, now that we have shit built, a fuck load more than ~5 people would have died
>living in the quake land
>anothee quake
>:^)
>>70986856
Go to Costco and buy a bunch of canned food, bottled water, and toilet paper.
>tfw this culminates in the Yellowstone supervolcano erupting full force with no warning
(other than the series of seismic activity around the world)
Its over.
West coast mountaindweller here.
ITS HAPPENING.
ALL I SEE IS DEATH, DESTRUCTION, AND THE HAPPENING.
TAKE ME AWAY, GREAT HAPPENING, TAKE THE WORLD WITH ME, LET ME WATCH FROM ABOVE AT LORD KEKS (pbuh) HOLY HAPPENING!
>>70985347
>9 hours
The traffic was horrendous before hurricane Katrina, if I remember correctly, and it takes about 14 hours to cross Florida lengthwise
>>70986336
That shit happens to me all the time. I just keep my shitposting to a paragraph or less now.
>>70986719
I don't actually know but it sure as fuck doesn't look good.
>predicting earthquakes
>tfw Indiana
Fuck yes. My state is good for something. Only thing I think I need to worry about is the local river getting a bit high, and niggers coming north from Louisville.
>>70986856
Honestly this >>70987088
You're on /pol/ so you have a head start in knowing this news before the earthquake actually happens.
Stock up before the panic and looting starts, and don't forget to arm yourself and secure your house. There will be killing for basic necessities like food, water and gasoline for generators or for a car if you need to ditch town early.
I would also suggest studying road maps. Find paths you can go if you have to flee. Because all the major freeways will be clogged. Godspeed anon.
>>70975637
I've had two dreams about dying in the Big One at work recently. I also got a letter from FEMA about how I was in a "disaster area" and to remain calm. It listed some hotlines to call if I needed assistance. I'm guessing it was just a bug in their automated disaster response mailing list but I don't know. I wish my roommate hadn't thrown it away.
>>70987297
Actually small tectonic activity is often good because it relieves some of the pressure, rather than letting it all build up and spontaneously fuck all yo shit up
It could also be foreshocks though, you never really know
>>70987358
It's actually very possible, though difficult
>>70987088
>>70987443
>costco shills
>tfw all president candidates dies except Trump
>>70986334
>tfw same
I'd rather die in an earthquake desu
>>70985347
I'm really far inland in Florida. Average sea level where I live is just over a hundred feet. A tsunami would hardly affect me directly.
>>70975637
California here.
Just let it end
>>70976036
Anon, what is that image from? Google/SauceNao aren't returning anything.
See you on the other side /pol/acks
If digits then burgers will burn first.
>>70987757
its a she male f comic. B posts it once in a while
>>70987757
>Being this much of a fucking newfag
>being a tripfag.
I dont even know if this is bait anymoire
>>70987941
SDF fucking owns when disaster strikes.
>>70987547
Really leaf?
I'm not shilling costco, just tell anon to go to any store that sells stuff that comes in handy in such situations, it was the other anon that suggested costco. I was agreeing to him stocking up, but don't care what the store choice is.
I live on the coast of the Puget Sound in Washington state.
Anyone think we'll have any trouble from this theoretical earthquake?
I hope we do personally, I hate Olympia and the entire downtown environment would get decimated by a tsunami.
Myself and the Capitol Building/ Temple of Justice would make it out fine, I live uphill. It would be perfect really, only the downtown liberals/hipsters/gays/junkies etc. would get flooded out and destroyed.
>>70987977
Thank you, I'll see if I can do some more digging.
>>70975637
Its only for SE Asia. Also...
>"An earthquake of the same magnitude is overdue. That may happen either today or 50 years from now
>50 years from now
>its happening
zzz
>>70975637
"And there will be famines, pestilences, and earthquakes in various places. All these are the beginning of sorrows." pls happen
>>70975926
It goes against science
medium to majors that people survive are good news it means pressure is being relieved.
>>70988135
s sesmic graph machine shook fucking hard last month. Something might happen
>>70987941
>Cutiebayashi will never suck your dick
Time to stock up guys
Captcha: select food
>>70975637
>It's a "pol overreacts to something it's extremely naive about" thread
I know nothing about earthquakes, all I know is nothing is going to happen. Sorry.
>>70988371
>s sesmic graph machine shook fucking hard last month. Something might happen
Brings back memories.
>>70980201
my neighbors slept in a tent in their backyard for 2 weeks after that as well.
is the big one , the one i think about ? the one san andreas one ?
>>70988111
I got u senpai
http://imgur.com/a/cN1zW/embed#1
>>70988291
Why is your TV so shit?
>tfw the feast of moloch is real and shits gonna go down on the 19th-1st may
Hopefully one happens and kills me in my sleep
>>70986689
>There was once a time where there wasn't a "BIG ONE" in the northwest.
false. the last big one happened 316 years ago.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1700_Cascadia_earthquake
>>70988382
Thats a damn good deal
>>70989029
>tfw your kike mart does not sells these
>>70988827
I'm screencapping the stream on their website.
>post yfw all these godless atheist commiefornians will be crying out the name of God and praying during the incoming earthquakes
>>70978581
I live on top of a mountain
I was in Japan during the earthquake/tsunami. barely made it out alive. i could never live in an earthquake prone area after living through that.
>mfw NH
The worst thing that happens around here is shit loads of snow and heroin.
>>70978882
yeah but you have to live in Quebec, so, is it worth it?
>>70989204
Whereabouts?
>>70989260
off by one on 22:22:22
>>70979250
>pic
That's gotta be from /n/
>tfw dying in earthquake
FUCK POLITIFACT
>>70981243
r u nip?
PLEASE TELL ME FLORIDA IS SAFE
>>70989566
Checked. And no.
>>70989025
And we know the date down to the half-hour because the Tsunami hit JAPAN and they were descent enough to write it down
>>70988772
>>70988772
You're a scholar anon, thank you!
>tfw shielded from tsunami by Vancouver Island
>>70975637
Tomorrow is the birthday of Great Leader Kim Il Sung.
>>70989622
What are you? What do you do in Nippon?
Also Checked.
>>70989144
I don't think I've ever seen them at mine, either. I usually look for prep shit, too.
>>70984010
>tfw I live in California.
>tfw I don't give a fuck if we all go under. I hate what has happened to this once beautiful state.
>this song pops into my head when I think of this huge earthquake / tsunami hitting California.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCEeAn6_QJo
>>70975637
I'ts just a little eartquake senpai... C'mon, don't be a pussy
> mfw the big ones wipes out Commiefornia or some Poodoo City
I can only hope
>>70989732
Oh, so they were just practicing for the big day.
>>70989732
>tfw the north koreans launch those icbms they have been preparing
>a few days later korea is btfo by earthquake
>>70986824
Ok, i will be ready.
>>70989148
I know, but aren't too many symbols, borders and tags typical features of Japanese TV culture? It looks ugly and I can't understand why do Japan make perfect TV(I have Sony) and so shitty TV image.
>>70989595
yes it is your on east not west
>>70989889
Chile looks comfy
How difficult would it be for an American to head over?
Do the Cascades protect Seattle from tsunamis?
>>70975637
if singles then no earthquake
>>70990068
That is the south of chile, is easy for an American to stay.
But you can end like Erica Hagan.
>>70990172
if singles it is
>>70986188
Capped
>>70986188
>Philippines talking shit
post disregarded.
>>70989029
>>70989144
>>70989762
Found these tonight, I'll be stocking up tomorrow after work
Sometimes it pays to be in an urban area this would have been gone long before it hit that price out west
>tfw dying in an earthquake.
>>70989333
Tokyo.I barely survived because I have terrible asthma and we were forced to evacuate the hotel and i left my medication in there and when i started having an asthma attack i wasn't allowed back inside, and of course medical personnel were overwhelmed already. scary shit.
>>70990574
do you have any last words?
>>70990562
good luck matey, better have a gun too.
>california breaks off into the ocean
i know this is just a meme and wont really happen but man.... this would be... so amazing...
>>70990794
There is often erosion and land displacement (sometimes massive) in earthquakes, the whole state wouldn't just sink but you might see large chunks of the coast fall in
>>70986475
Look on the bright side, you'll probably be the first to go
> Be a Chilean
> Feel the earthquake
>>70991051
how big of chunks senpaifamilia
>>70985347
>Tenerife
>Technological disaster
>>70991174
Good, at least if Peru & Chile dies, NA servers in Dota 2 would be white again.
>>70991189
Would depend on the composition of the rocks, and also the type of earthquake, mostly it would just be parts of the immediate coast, so beach houses and coastal towns are fucked but inland should be fine.
OTOH you might actually see California grow if it raises the land up some
>>70976600
are we safe?
>>70991611
You are already dead.
>>70991611
Based Atlantics are safe, yes, unless this one little Spanish anus island falls into the sea. Then we get a tsunami.
>>70985909
>kek, most of the deads in the last 2 biggest earthquakes was people running outside scared.
then a fence fell off, an electric pole or something from a house fall on their retarded dead bodies.
lesson is, wait till passes, do a triangle of life and( if you have) grab your penis and be one with earth
>>70989739
Canadian. Work in trade.
>>70990033
If you mean all the graphics and text, it's mainly to accommodate the deaf.
>>70990703
Shit, whatta way to go. Glad you were okay.
>>70991481
I'm whito desu :C
>>70991933
How long are you there for?
>checked
>>70991974
Chile is white. No one is disputing this, South Texas.
>>70991861
Triangle of life is only taught in countries where the buildings are more likely to collapse.
>>70992037
Going on a decade.
>>70992159
>Triangle of life is only taught in countries where the buildings are more likely to collapse.
not necessarily, is for big objects falling down, here we like to have big closets and tall shits for our tv's, here we only do the triangle of life if it is unbearable, like a 9 or something
do it on a classroom with a 6 and you will be the faggot of the school
also the triangle of life could come handy for our burger friends who doesn't know how to earthquake
>>70991481
why would u care about NA servers from EU. Let them suffer, Valve is the one we should blame
>>70992573
They just teach you to get under sturdy furniture here, just to protect your head/legs.
>>70992573
West Coast niggerfaggots get taught about earthquakes, but they're the only ones who have them, so idgaf.
>>70992573
Here were were pretty much just taught to ignore most earthquakes, because they happen all the time, but in larger ones get under a desk or run outside into a field. People in the cities probably had different lessons.
>>70991933
Oh, thank you for explanation.
>>70991974
>Texas
>white
![[AmeriCLAPS].png](https://i.imgur.com/9RYIRY7.png "[AmeriCLAPS]")
