Chairs now amputating toes
Not sure if this was because of older age or person genuinely didn't know how to use a chair.
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/04/14/20/39/dangerous-metal-chairs-recalled-after-slicing-off-toes
>>70973813
Brits better watch out, police are going to start confiscating chairs pretty soon.
>>70973813
They deserve it for buying such an uncomfortable chair.
>>70974165
BIN THAT CHAIR
>>70973813
>aussies can't even chair
>>70973813
you could fit 4 aussies on if you turned it over
>>70974165
Jokes on you, faggot. I've already sent off for my chair license.
official shitposting chairs
>>70974165
By 2050 Brits will have cut down the last tree (AKA pointy stick factory) to keep their caliphate safe
i have one of these chairs
All they had to do was sit on the fucking chair and not fuck about. How do you fuck up sitting down so badly you cut off your fucking toe?
>>70975205
cheeky cunt
even our chairs shitpost
BAN ASSAULT CHAIRS
>tfw i have three of these chairs in my house right now
>>70975777
Get rid of them before you cut yourself, who knows what you will do after smoking marijuana.