"She had 11 of her classmates come over, and their favorite game at the sleepover party was attack the Daddy," Cruz said. "And I will tell you, having 11 6-year-old girls dressed as Disney princesses attacking you, I mean, it's out of 'Lord of the Flies"
>https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/04/14/ted-cruz-once-bought-100-cans-of-soup-and-other-facts-about-him-and-his-family/
>>70959093
Hot.
>>70959093
>>70959093
Still can't wrap my head around the fact that an American family without german roots in 1970 would name their child Heidi
>>70959465
Looks Asian. Did she get suprise sex in a party or she's a paid prostitute in some party?
I'm betting he had a rock hard cock the entire time.
>>70959093
There's your ticket. He's a closet pedophile.
How do you even come up a game called "Attack the Daddy"?
>>70959093
Every time he tries to come across as a wholesome, caring father he just looks more and more like a paedo.
>>70962044
It was most likely the girls' coming up with that.
>>70959465
>must be a Vanderbilt student
>rato got to fuck 5 hot mistresses
>also got to fuck 12 little girls dressed as disney princesses
this election is turning into chad vs pepe
>>70959465
>2005
Probably married to some cuck by now.
>>70962044
That Victoria vaughn is one hot piece of aicccccce
>>70962044
>he doesn't play "Attack the Penis with your Mouth"
>even his daughter wants him dead
>her friends feel the same way and are willing to go to jail with her
>>70962324
>It was most likely the girls' coming up with that.
His fucking nose amazes me more every time I see it. Good Lord
Rato must have a hell of a lot of stamina God dang
>>70962044
That was what my siblings and myself used to play with my Dad. Although it was called fight the monster.
>>70963540
And the monster always ended up fucking your faces.
>>70963774
Nope. Men playing with children =/= paedophilia.
>>70962044
When you see giant rat in your house and gank up on him
>>70963914
Don't tell that to all the redditors here
>>70959093
This turns me on
>>70964025
>id is b8
>>70959093
>having 11 6-year-old girls dressed as Disney princesses attacking you,
Oh man, that is hot.
>>70962044
Play fighting is commonly done between fathers and tgeir children, it's not weird.
>>70964155
>that is hot.
All those curious little cold hands grabbing all over your body
HNNNGGGG
>>70959508
It was a fashionable name at that time. What ind of connotations does it have in the German-speaking world?
>>70964155
>>70964321
Ever had a little girl sit on your lap, lads? Nothing lewd, fully clothed. But damn...
>>70959093
sounds like the start of a nice pedo greentext
>>70963540
Thought I was the only one. Would play this with my mom and dad.
>>70963963
this
>>70959093
JUST
Last two digits are amount of strokes it takes for Cruz to cum when his wife stimulates his genitals
>>70964393
Yes, I had a friend whose daughter was one of those types who was always sitting on someone's lap, so great
>>70964504
Kek
>>70964412
Why would you think you were the only one? Do none of you guys have extended family? I play these sorts of games with my cousins all the time (they are much younger than I am). It is a very common form of play.
>>70964643
bit awkward since everyone thinks you're a paedo. Especially with the boner you get from it because of the friction.
>>70964952
Her parents were fucking retarded white trash. The daughter's 13 now, if I had any sort of contact with her anymore I could probably fuck her.
>>70965055
That's illegal, lad. Just groom her and make her your wife.
>>70965055
MODS?
>>70962311
>everytime any man tries to come off wholesome he comes off more pedo
Ftfy
>>70965293
I don't have any contact with their family anymore. If I knew a way to contact her online on the other hand...
>>70959093
Thats my fetish.
>>70959093
And people say trump was fucked up for calling his daughter beautiful
>>70965367
FOR YOU
4. The girls like to play attack the Daddy
Caroline is having a birthday party at Build-A-Bear, which is a relief to Ted Cruz. Caroline had a princess sleepover party for her 6th birthday, and he was a target.
"And she had 11 of her classmates come over, and their favorite game at the sleepover party was attack the Daddy," Cruz said. "And I will tell you, having 11 6-year-old girls dressed as Disney princesses attacking you, I mean, it's out of 'Lord of the Flies,' it is terrifying."
Caroline also dressed her father up in a pink boa and "goofy-looking" underwear at a recent daddy-daughter picnic at her school.
"And actually that was on a videotape the whole time," Caroline said.
"Uh-oh," her father replied.
>>70962405
>>70965367
But Sweden what if he's Muslim?
>"She had 11 of her classmates come over, and their favorite game at the sleepover party was attack the Daddy,"
Jesus fuck
>>70962311
He sounds like John Wayne gacy
>>70962044
The proper translation is "Attack On Daddy"
>>70962562
A-are you actually Implying Cruz is in any way a Chad?
>>70964393
My niece sat in my lap. Oh man, it was good.
>>70964387
Heidi is a work of children's fiction published in 1881, and it's one of the best selling books ever written
>>70966499
How old? Did she wiggle around a lot or just sit there?
I bet all those little girl pussies smelled like play dough
>>70966499
>>70966563
Kill yourselves freaks
>>70965872
>Caroline also dressed her father up in a pink boa and "goofy-looking" underwear at a recent daddy-daughter picnic at her school.
>"And actually that was on a videotape the whole time," Caroline said.
>"Uh-oh," her father replied.
Extremely disturbing, even if he did do the Time Warp, again.
>>70959093
Kind of turn on the be honest.
I should not have a boner from reading this.
Thinking of sweaty Rato squealing while slutty little girls crawl all over his slippery rat-like body.
>>70966563
She mostly just sat there but it was still really hot, I was so hard.
I wish I was more like my brother, he's good with our nieces, I'm such an autist I can't even barely talk to them.
>>70966682
No, liking little girls isn't bad.
>>70967142
Kill yourself you ugly creepy autistic freak
>>70963540
My family had a game like that too except it was "hide from the monster", which we tried to do in various grouphomes.
>>70967265
I've considered killing myself but it's like that line, ya know, "I don't want to go on living but killing myself would be such a bother".
>>70967137
look man I know you're joshing, but have some fucking decency, i'm trying to eat dinner
>>70959093
As a pedophile I can confirm that he was aroused by this. Not just guessing either, I'm going by the way he said it. Pedos like to brag about any little interaction with children.
I had this neighbor one time. We would fuck a lot she had a 7 year old cutie daughter. The daughter knocks on my door at 10p. Asking if her mother was with me. She was actually out drinking. I took care of this girl alone she sat on my lap I got hard as fuck. Didn't touch her because it's wrong. Now the girl is 15 and fine as fuck probably taking facials. Such is life.
>>70967697
You are fucking scum if you have ever touched a child.
>>70967265
>Kill yourself you ugly creepy autistic freak
Sorry anon you're the greek not him
>>70967674
>look man I know you're joshing
>joshing
>josh
drake and josh
>drake
>>70967265
I am not autistic but I do like little girls, for some reason my brani wants me to bone them.
>>70967780
>You are fucking scum if you have ever touched a child.
Ok?
>>70967780
I would be more surprised if somebody had never touched a child, amirite?
No I'm not a molester or a rapist you goober, I just think that 13 year olds can be quite sexy.
I don't even have any pizza and that's a promise, but I'm not going to deny how my brain works on an anonymous anime forum.
>>70959093
Cruz is clearly master manipulator. Don't get me wrong, Trump is good too. But Cruz just knows how to get what he wants without giving the other side jack shit.
>>70959093
>tfw you only got to play hide the sausage
>>70967809
looks good
>>70963540
>>70963774
More like fight the one eyed monster
>>70967991
>that picture
"looks like the tables have turned Caroline"
jesus christ you guys. ya'll are a bunch of pedophiles
>at my friends house for a playdate in 2nd grade
>his dad comes home from work and starts playing with us
>super nice
>we were all wrestling
>tell friend to get on his hands and knees and get behind his dad so i can push him over and he'll trip
>plan goes well
>friends dad falls backwards and splits head open on corner of glass table
>starts yelling swear words as blood pours down his face and neck
>calls me a little shit and tells me to leave and never come back
>start crying and run away
>walk 1/2 mile home in the dark
>kids dad sends me legos in the mail as an apology a few days later
>got 9 stitches in his dome
Attack the daddy: not even once
>>70968921
>pedophiles
we're all little girls here anon
>>70959093
"She had 11 of her friends over"
"having 11 6-year-old girls attacking you"
1+11=11?
>>70964952
>>70965055
>>70966499
>>70967697
>>70967955
>>70967991
KILL YOURSELVES
>>70967955
>, I just think that 13 year olds can be quite sexy.
That's not even pedophilia, most girls have bled by 13.
>>70968921
Can't help it that little girls are hot.
>>70969632
Too much work.
>>70959093
Ted "Cunny Connoisseur" Cruz
We know Cruz fiddles his kids, but I wonder how Trump and Baron's relationship is.
>Tfw Trump will never be your dad
>>70962044
Bioshock
>>70963540
Yeah, we did "fight the dragon" but now I have nephews and nieces. They're oddly into wrestling despite having never once been exposed to it (possibly my fault) so now I end up spending upwards of 2 hours piledriving and powerbombing 3 year olds when I go home.
>>70959093
Living the dream
Ted Cruz is living the dream meanwhile Drumpf fags discuss niggers and masturbate to ancient Taiwanese sketchings.
Fuck this board.
>>70964393
Muh youngest cousin...
>>70967809
>>70970587
Barron probably misses him a lot.
>>70966682
>i'll take a video of myself shitting and rubbing the shit on my dick to prove i'm not a pedo
>surely this will work
Fuck that guy is a godamn nutcase.
>>70959093
As much as I despise Ratto, I have to admit that this little heartwarming story of father / kid interaction would not raise any eyebrows in a normal society. But we're so aware of pedophilia because of all the degeneracy going on that kids playing with adults is cause for alarm.
Attack on Daddy
>>70964393
Ur a faget
>>70959093
Fucking media and this story trying to make him appeal to a broader spectrum.
They almost had me thinking maybe cruz is only 99% shit. Im willing to bet the washington post has ties to cruz
Fucking rato.
>>70967955
>4chan
>anonymous
Really depends on your number of proxies,doesn't it?
Hi NSA
plsnobully
>>70959093
>>70972761
To add my daughter and her friends/cousins love to try to beat me up and fight me.
>>70972064
cackling
I can't decide if this is endearing or creepy. Mostly I don't believe politicians actually care about their children, you don't get to the position Cruz is in and actually give a shit about your family.
Zezima
>>70972863
They have a crush on you bro
I have a little cousin that used to do that, and even later when she was 13-14 she liked playing piggyback. I think she got turned on from it
>>70972761
Cruz already appeals to a broad spectrum. At least, with regard to the republican base as the candidate who is most acceptable to them. To the extent that it helps him generally, it goes a long way to add a personal angel that's lacking in his stump speeches. The "media story," in any case, is no different than those of the other candidates from the same town hall format (would you expect them to do stories on the other two and not Cruz?). Of course, Ted's probably worked the most. The interactions between Ted, Heidi and their kids are precious, and Heidi is a great advocate for her husband.
>>70965603
wow nic eflag
>>70974672
>>70972761
Don't worry, here's a heartwarming family story to restore your faith that Cruz is a complete fucking weirdo.
>>70975317
Yes, you have a discredited smear on an infographic. Good for you.
>>70965455
not even
>>70970798
>so now I end up spending upwards of 2 hours piledriving and powerbombing 3 year olds when I go home.
Me too.
>>70962044
kiss the eel get a chocolate bar
>>70975435
Creepy Cans Ted
>>70975317
Forgot link:
WHAT EVERY VOTER NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT TED CRUZ
https://youtu.be/gXcYCwaBKnQ
>>70959093
>>70972761
>he didn't watch the town hall meeting
This stuff was just Cruz speaking his heart. Hell his daughters were even there on stage with him. He's a good guy and an upstanding family man.
>tfw 7yo cousin straddling my bare knee wearing only tiny summer shorts
>>70975435
>100 cans of Campbell's Chunky soup
What a fucking madman.
Her mother was right though. When your partner does something monumentally stupid you have to let it run its course, how else will they learn.
>>70968921
No I'm not. I'm just a king in the centre of 11 cute little princess
>>70975494
>discredited
Hello, Schlomo.
>>70976021
Was he speaking his heart when he committed voter fraud?
These are 11 year old girls in 2016. Think about that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gplpSfaouP8
>>70969440
You can't fuck your own daughter during a little girl feast that's the rule c'mon
>>70959093
jelly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=952HC0Qy_tI
I fucken love trump but I gained a lot of respect for Cruz last night, it was cool seeing him and trump the night before in that setting.
I never heard his wife talk before but I like her too now.They seem like good parents and people
>>70963540
Me and my dad would wrestle after watching WWE, my cousin and his various step dads would beat the shit out of me with boxing gloves and a random assortment of hard objects, toughened me the fuck up, im glad they did.
Rato sounds like a nice guy when he talks about personal stuff. But then I remember that it's all lies and he's a creepy sociopath.
>>70969440
His daughter and wife were out of town he forgot to tell the other parents uh oh
>>70975317
>>70975909
>>70976129
>discredited
Discredited.
The tip off should have been the asinine sites which is where your paranoid NWO-tier conspiracy finds favor.
http://blogcritics.org/anatomy-of-a-smear-heidi-cruz/
hey I like soup too
>>70976738
>blogcritics.org
That rat faced sucker is so bloody weird.
These comments
WTF /pol/
>>70966058
underrated
>>70959093
Thats terribly sexy
>>70964643
White people are all pedophiles.
>>70959093
>>70967774
You fucking sick fuck
>>70967809
Damn. I'm at least 10 years older than him, a heavy drinker, and heavy smoker and I don't look as old as him.
Getting dicked in the ass as a kid must really age you beyond your years.
>>70959093
>tfw played a game as an adult with my little cousin
>tfw one day she brought like 5 of her friends over
>tfw she told her friends to attack me and i had 6 little girls climbing on me trying to bring me to my knees in their little PJs n shit
>gf at the time thought it was so adorable and i actually thought it was fun
>literally didn't mean it as non-sexual
>little girls attack me every time they see me now
>at first i played along kinda but parents gave me the ugly stares
>one of the little girls described to her parent game in thee worst way possible and made it sound as if i was molesting her
>told the parent in privet it was just a game and i could show her video is she wanted because she looked like she was going to call the cops I thank fuck she believed me without seeing the videos because watching the videos i really looked like a creep, i used to work out and these fucking little girls were all toughing my chest and arms but and i think they might've been getting off on it, there was one part where one of the girls started hugging and kissing the back of my leg and my little cousin pulled her away. Fucking feel like a pedo, fuck if a court were to see that i'd probably be locked up or on a predator list.
>>70980526
>literally didn't mean it as non-sexual
Jesus, i meant to say
>literally didn't mean it sexually, it was completely innocent and nonsexual
>>70962619
It was Veronica.
Its amazing how a many who lies so regularly can seem even MORE insincere when discussing his family.
>>70975766
You mean drilling 3 year olds?
>>70980638
>>70980526
you sure did bro, you sure did, but please psts the videos so we can fap err judge it
>>70981986
even if i had them i wouldn't post them, deleted them asap
>>70959093
excuse me?
Wat
>>70959093
I'm jelly. His daughter is pretty too, not like her dad.
I want a little girl!
>>70959093
>"And I will tell you, having 11 6-year-old girls dressed as Disney princesses attacking you, I mean, it's out of 'Lord of the Flies"
I don't remember that in the book.
>>70959093
What's wrong with that?
>>70976355
Then you played swallow the snake with step dad.
>>70963963
Poison the Rat
>>70984402
>Ukraine
>Wanting a child sex slave
Nothing unusual
>>70965549
chris hanson.jpeg
>>70965367
There's a report button, reddit.
>>70959093
>>70959921
>>70963914
>>70963995
>>70964025
>>70964393
>>70964643
>>70965603
Pedos detected
>>70984402
>>Ukraine
Every time
>>70986712
Slave? No thanks. Just consensual fun between two parties.
>>70959093
Smh
>>70984402
>I want a little girl!
I thought your not-a-country sold them all to turks already
>>70959921
I bet he was imaging himself as anakin during the younglin slaughter with a lightsaber like that
>>70986916
You'd marry her first/plan to marry her when she's of marrying age like an honorable person though, right?
>>70981488
Holy shit why is no one mentioning this?
>>70963540
Same. Not like it's unusual, just comes with a different name. I hate Cruz with a fiery passion but the guy playing games with kids' doesn't automatically make him a pedo. Sheesh.
>>70987285
Yes, yes yes. Just send me a loli already.
>>70987305
Because everyone here is either a pedo or is aware that everyone here is a pedo already and why fight a force with a mental gymnastics level so powerful it's out of this world?
>>70987581
i mean that this guy has a Trump tag and his post contains 1488. I already knew everyone here is a pedo.
lord of the flies had not a single little girl in it. Feminists attacked it because the characters were all boys.
>>70959508
Gee... wonder what could have possibly led them to do such a thing???
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heidi_%281968_film%29
>>70987501
Disgusting
>>70966058
Absolutely underrated
>>70988418
I think she's pretty, don't be rude.
>>70988724
Degenerate
>>70989168
It's just sexy children anon, don't blame me. I'm only human.
Imagine grabbing this young soft butt
>>70989168
>>70988418
>>70986712
avatarfag
>>70985132
aww uncle paul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1O4phXwCT0&index=20&list=PL37TtCd1W88dQUt2FZBl0tAXW5gcDA_CM
>>70989168
>>70988418
Little girls are pretty and good, nothing disgusting or "degenerate " about liking them and wanting to be with one to love her forever.
>>70975772
Oh Uncle Paul
>>70989397
I'm such a loser, I should just kill myself. I'll never be happy and have a pretty little daughter like her, I'm such a fuckup, I should just die.
>>70964393
I used to tutor this 8 yr old girl. She did that once.
It felt nice.
>>70989813
Jesus Christ man calm it
Here is one showing teds multiple little lolis
>>70989559
When you die, you will stand before God and give an account for your filth. On that day, the last thing you will see before the mouth of Hell swallows you is all of Creation praising God, thanking Him for finally ridding them of you forever.
You have defied the natural order, given yourself to filth and perversion, and worst of all, desired to corrupt the innocent. God's wrath already abides on you, you're on borrowed time sinner.
>>70988418
This is kinda why im scared of shitskins and liberals taking over. I mean im a shitskin myself but it makes me so fucking disgusted when back in my warehouse days so many of my coworkers would openly tell me how they'd love to know how its like to fuck a young little girl but wouldn't only because its illegal. And now my liberal white friends keep telling me "its not their fault they cant help it" and some are even open to the idea of letting them around kids once they're "cured" and learned their lesson. You cant cure that shit with anything less then a bullet to the head.
That said i kinda think the age limit should be 16
>>70990148
Drugs are not cool, man.
>>70989813
Don't do that...
>>70990009
I can't block off Ted's disgusting face, he needs to dress his lolis up in pretty dresses (or fetish gear) and take photos of them, i can't fap to this crap.
>>70990148
lmao
Daily reminder God impregnated 12 year old Mary.
>>70990290
Visions of falcon punch
Who is this goddess?
>>70990009
It's just so late at night and I am a completely worthless human being. I always have thoughts of suicide so late. I'll be okay in the morning.
>>70990148
But God and Hell and stuff isn't real. That's why I can't die, one day I might be a better person.
>You have defied the natural order
What?
>desired to corrupt the innocent
No, I wouldn't do anything baf with a little girl. I'd only do sex stuff with a little girl if she was my daughter.
Americas first pedophile president? Now that's change I can believe in.
>>70990490
I used to get depressed more easily late at night, still do. I'm sure there's a name for it.
>>70989397
CRADLING, YOU KNOB -- your arm/hand is like a cradle; parents don't grab their kid's ass.
I'm a parent.
>>70990487
Her name is Riley
https://www.instagram.com/mistyandriley/
>>70959093
>First he's into orgasm denial
>Now this
>>70990311
Actually, the Bible does not state how old Mary was when Jesus was born, and most Christian historians speculate that she was around 15 or 16 years of age at the time of Jesus’ birth.
Hellfire when you die.
>>70990657
I'd cradle her ass
Sneak some grabs in mate
>>70990563
>he couldn't savr them
I cri evrytim
>>70990657
>I'm a parent
And you don't grab your daughter'sbutt? Why not? Is she ugly?
>>70990837
Go away fundamental retard, adults are speaking.
>>70990837
Look up the average age of marriages at the time, and what many historians say. Around 12.
>>70968921
MIUNA
>>70991066
That's her sister, drew short straw in genetics lottery
>>70984402
Kiernan Shipka has aged like wine, strangely for a child actress. Most cunnys look like shit when they hit age 15.
>>70991282
She seems cute to me.
Maybe not in that pic
I want to touch her feet
>>70991427
Well she's kind of cute, but still, no comparison.
>>70991607
True
Her eyes are so stunning
>>70990837
jews believe Jesus is the bastard son of a whore who is now in hell being boiled in a caldron of human excrement.
Ted Cruz lurvs jews.
>>70963540
We called it rough n' tumble
>>70959093
Are Cruzlims pedophiles?
>>70989473
these girls sound like a bunch of ta'le tales
it hurts ;_;
>>70992659
go back to hunting artifacts, ivan
>>70992840
I want to hunt lolis!
>>70992919
Do you want to hog tie the lolis after?
>>70994240
Only if they'd be up for it...
>>70994526
>those shittily mirrored fabric prints
christ what country are these poor lolis living in
>>70989813
Do it.
You're all fucked in the head, especially the fucking Ukrainian.
Go fuck a tranny or some shit if you have a power complex.
>>70994526
I want to hug them so badly!
>>70994601
America? I agree with you though, i'd rather see them naked.
>>70994783
W-why me especially? I'm just a regular pedo, pretty boring stuff.
>>70963540
greentext?
>>70995031
Because you have all those photos saved. Fuck adults and stop dwelling on your failures with these degenerate fantasies. It's one thing to prefer younger girls for being malleable -- it might even be natural -- but children are beyond malleable and are only damaged by those who conjure up this sexual image like you.
>>70995322
There is no proof of that
Saving these pics btw nigger lol
>>70994783
How is liking little girls fucked in the head? They're better than grown women.
>>70995322
>Because you have all those photos saved
It's eady to save pivs off a girl's instagtam. That's not especially weird.
>are only damaged by those who conjure up this sexual image like you.
Gurls are made for sex and they love attention.
>>70995322
Every pedo has collection of pictures of little girls though, i'm not unique at all. What kind of pedo doesn't like looking at cute children?
>>70959508
>tfw no daughter to name her Annerose, Freya, Eyva, etc.
Feelsbadmang.jpg
Yes, I often used to play Rat Attack with my father. It was very enjoyable until the Rat lost and he raped all 11 of my classmates one after another in a fit of rage before raping me as well.
>>70995667
>Lipstick
But why? Her lips would be so lickable snd kissable without it.
>>70995870
she wants to be a big girl
>>70995667
Chernobyl really fucked shit up. I've heard of conjoined twins but never seen a three headed abomination.
>>70965455
this is why i hate feminism
feminism is what started this "men are all rapists" bullshit.
now a man can't be a genuinely loving dad without being looked at as a sicko? it's FUCKED.
>>70994526
she needs to brush her teeth tbqh
>>70995870
What kind of serial killer licks someone else's lips. Seek jesus. There is something wrong with you.
Don't even have a problem with you talking about kids like that.
>>70990148
Daily reminder that Isaac in the bible MARRIED A THREE YEAR OLD
YOUNGER THAN MUHAMMAD
CHRISTFAGS HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK SHIT
>>70959093
>2. He likes "The Godfather: Part III"
WHAT?
>>70996643
https://discover-the-truth.com/2013/09/14/bible-child-marriage-in-ancient-israelite-times-paedophilia/
Source for this, as well.
Christfags literally have several bible figures, not just isaac, who married three year olds.
I find it incredibly ironic they claim to be against pedophilia when their priests practice it all the time AND their bible condones it.
They're also too fucking stupid to understand age of consent is a modern feminist invention, created by a woman called josaphine butler in the 1800s.
I mean fuck, i hate pedos as much as everyone else but these christfags putting a spin on it like you'll go to hell for it is retarded. Their god would actually make you a saint for it, according to the bible.
>>70996544
Licking the other person's lips is a part of kissing, right?(I don't really know I've never kissed a girl)
>>70996643
Abram married his half-sister. Most of the patriarchs did some weird shit.
>>70959093
>Cunny attack squads
Cruz missile indeed
>>70962044
It a time honored game he learned about from the bush family
>>70996948
Exactly. And from an anthropological perspective, it was normal. Everyone did it at the time.
Now i'm against the idea of anyone fucking kids, but i just do not see the argument from a christfag perspective. There is major precedent in the bible showing it's ok AND REWARDED to be a pedophile.
God condones it, according to the religious texts.
So why are these christfags spewing that "pedos will go to hell" when they're actually parroting a feminist argument and not a biblical one.
Infact, because a woman invented the age of consent, the bible is explicitly clear to not give it full weight as a man's words.
And these are not my views, i'm just stating the religious perspective. It's quite fucking clear, you christfags can't mix and match what you find convenient, or you're not a real believer.
>>70990837
>One very remarkable thing about Mary is that she would almost certainly have been 12-14 years old when the angel Gabriel appeared to her. We know this because the common custom at that time was for girls to marry early, at that age. The Bible never gives Mary’s age when she got pregnant or gave birth to Jesus, and that is because when something happened that was common in the culture, nothing was said about it.
>In ancient Israel, girls married in their teens, even early teens. For Mary to be betrothed (engaged) but not yet formally married, yet old enough to have and nurse the Messiah, she would have been 12-14. The Zondervan Pictorial Encyclopedia of the Bible points out, “It appears that both boys and girls were married very young. Later [after the New Testament period] the rabbis fixed the minimum age for marriage at twelve for girls and thirteen for boys.”
>Some customs of biblical Palestine continued through the centuries, and after her trip to the Near East around 1910, Alma White commented on the age of marriage in Palestine, “A girl is usually married in her twelfth or thirteenth year, and sometimes as early as her tenth year.”
>If we are going to paint a picture of the birth of Christ, or cast a woman for a living nativity scene, there is some room for interpretation, but if we want to show Mary as she actually was, having a girl of twelve to fourteen as an actor or model would be the most proper thing to do.
http://www.truthortradition.com/articles/mary-a-teenage-bride-and-mother
>>70966778
Underrated
>>70963540
my mom used to play hide n' seek with me and come back two days later
>>70997207
>from an anthropological perspective, it was normal
From a theological perspective, Allah (peas be upon ham) was a pedophile enabler.
>>70997455
:-(
>>70997600
yes he was, and so was yweh, the same god in christianity and judaism.
Pedophilia is acceptable and encouraged in all three religions.
Cucks
>>70959093
>100 cans of soup
>cans of soup
Waddafuck americuns? Never heard about soup selling in cans.
>>70997882
Really? Soup in cans is standard. What does soup come in?
How It's Made Canned Soup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXghgXg4Wss
>>70997882
That is because you only have bread lines.
