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What is your brother Nation?
Israel, greatets ally.
Atlantis
>>70952670
Mexico
>too westernised to be slav
>too slav to be westernised
Everyone hates us.
Israel
liechtenstein and austria
>>70952841
Is said NAtion not IMANIGation
Mexico
>>70952911
liechtenstein then
Israel.
>>70952670
Mofrika of course
>>70952670
Canada.
Our goody-two-shoes brother.
Belgium. They're the cutest country desu.
>>70953338
Just annex Wallonia tb.h m8
>>70952670
Finland, Norway and Denmark.
Sweden... What a shame
>>70952670
Israel. No contest
>>70953401
>>70953338
This. They're northern Frenchman.
Estonia, of course. I like you, buddy.
czechs are cute :3
Italy or Serbia
t. Greek anon
>>70953454
>Israel
>not Canada
wot
>>70952780
what are western slavs
Estonia for sure
kanker
>>70953654
Israelis are like America but in the middle east.
Canada is it's own thing
>>70953610
can someone do a Russia-Serbia one
America is my onii-chan
>>70953738
Bei Gott, ist das süß und bezaubernd.
>>70952670
Germany of course
Finland is absolute bro tier
>>70953318
nah dude its Mexico. we let millions of them in illegally and just started getting annoyed by it.
if five canadians snuck over we track them down, tie them to a missile, and launch them back over.
fuck I hate cananda
Eh.. No Idea. Spain is more like a stepdad
Czech bro and Polish bratanki
>>70952670
Norway.
>>70952670
Uruguay
>>70954036
I'm not gay you nigger
>>70952670
We haven't got one, there isn't enough room for two at the top.
>>70953964
>censoring
what is this? Japan?
Czech republic we are like twins, poland is cool too
Slovakia
iceland is my bottom, suckling every drop of semen out of my thick, nordic cock
Probably Iran. We've been best friends since the Persian empire, true story.
>>70954096
Sure you do!
Ireland!
>>70954175
You what?
>>70954238
Deep down, you're all anglos
>>70954096
/thread
>>70953936
Rofl nvm, stupid me.
It's England, LONGEST ALLY
>>70953846
Anschluss when?
>>70952670
CUTE AF :)
>>70952670
We don't have one.
>>70954096
You sute about that englando fampai?
>>70954096
>>70954402
Get a load of these bitter lonely islanders
>>70952670
France. Lafayette is still a national hero here.
Australia, none of our other faggot allies have followed us into every conflict since Korea.
France & Netherlands I guess?
>>70954572
Yes you do :(
>>70954298
Ireland is rightful British clay.,
Should have slaughtered those disgusting Catholics when we had the chance. Can you imagine Ireland with an actual population?
>>70953936
Nah mate, we, Italy and Greece are brothers
France is that sissy cousin you don't want to be seen with
Nobody, they all are 1v3 faggots
>>70953964
>ywn molest canada
;_;
Germany. Looking past all that unfortunate business post-1914 I see the values I most admire reflected in the national conscience of the German people. We should've been part of the central powers, throwing our lot in with France was bizarre and spat in the face of our close ties throughout the 1800's.
Fuck off with Ireland plz. The Irish are the niggers of Europe.
>>70954639
But england too. Longest alliance in history is between us and them
>>70952670
You are.
You are my big brother nation.
>>70954792
>Implying
You couldn't be more wrong. Germany is one of the few European countries people still genuinely hate.
>>70954634
We are allies but I couldn't say brothers. What is there in common between Portugal and Britain really? With countries like Germany and the Netherlands or Norway and Iceland etc it makes sense because they are culturally similar.
>>70954639
Well I guess you all share a non-existent work ethos and the same economic potential to inevitably become third world countries.
>>70954721
Just throw away your passport and grown a unibrow. They'll shower you with welfare and women.
>>70952670
>ball shit
>autism
pick both
romania for sure
>>70952670
Germany and Japan. We used to Axis together back in the day.
>>70954969
Tell me what would have been wrong with allying Germany.
>>70954969
I was speaking personally. But honestly I don't see hatred for Germany in anyone I speak to.
Grease! They don't like us that much, though.
>>70954976
Exactly
Have you chosen where are you going on retirement? Murcia is a nice place to spend your pensionbux
>>70955020
Don't you have a cartel to run and heads to chop, Mendoza? That wall isn't paying itself
>>70953682
Poles, mostly. Czechs, too.
>>70955101
I see it all the time. Especially with anyone over the age of 50.
>>70955082
Not really the point.
Gonna go out on a limb here and say Chile.
>>70954721
I'm down
>>70954859
Thanks oldest ally
t. Albert Barboson
>>70952670
Yeah no, faggot. Maybe in 1940.
Go die in a pit of refugees, Merkel. I hope Germans fucking die.
>>70954721
>>70954499
updated for accuracy
>>70955028
you know it, my bozgo-bro
>>70952670
Newfoundland
Scotland
>>70954792
Because Britain's policy throughout the XIX century was to oppose the strongest power on the continent to ensure it won't be comparable.
It worked well and the sun never set over the British Empire.
Who knew it'll suddenly stop working?
>>70954976
OOOOH BUUUUUURNNNN
>>70952670
>Southern Brazilian reporting.
Our brother nations are Uruguay and Argentina, because we're the whitest people in all of Americas.
>>70955206
Fair enough. I'm 25, so perhaps there's a generation gap at play.
Nächstes Mal, ohne die Türken!
>>70954969
Two only countries to ever have a global empire I guess. But yeah you're right.
>>70953738
If you were a Pokemon you'd be a Kanker, Colgate.
USA USA USA USA!
USA and Brits if they're not too far off the left end.
>>70952670
Polish visiting germanistan
Beside Hungary We hate everyone especialy ourselfs
>>70955297
There isn't much black & Asian lesbian porn, not enough anyway
>>70953876
>>70954527
>>70954875
Spotted the PvdA voting refugee lovers.
Get kanker.
>>70955382
Uruguay was against you we save them still they didn't give a shit go fuck yourself Alberto Tyrone and your inmorales battle negros
>>70955436
personalunio again when
>>70955329
It was a poor move. We should've set ourselves up to ally with German interests not work against them, we even shared a royal family. Together we would've dominated.
>>70954809
You cunts pressured Aus into ending the 'White Australia Policy' because it was "Raycissstttt!". Suck another nigger dick you race mixing retards!
>>70955291
>>70955512
I hope you get Anglo'd
>>70955415
>Two only countries to ever have a global empire
>>70954976
And another day of making friends...
>>70955528
We together with the Argentinians will maintain the existence of the White Race in South America.
>>70955571
Who didn't share a royal family with Germans?
>>70952670
Spain, France.
I'd say Greece too but not really nowadays
>>70955617
>Somehow, its economy is worse than everyone elses
Except for Peru, maybe.
Is there any nation who we haven't had a spat with?
>>70955512
Anschluss with Deutschland is not a very left wing project you retard.
>>70955617
*cough*
>>70954096
Ireland is your wierd little brother and you know it.
I would have said Scotland but you two made perverted incestuous love and formed the United cuckdom
Based Russia, of course
Mexico. Canada can suck a dick, at least Mexicans know how to deal with the bantz
>>70955673
We had very close Royal ties. Queen Victoria was Kaiser Willheim's Grandmother.
>>70952725
>>70952791
>>70953250
>>70953454
You faggots fucking wish. Ask actual Israelis how they feel about you
>>70955748
Basically landlocked countries, microstates and Sweden.
>>70952670
>Brother
A-Leaf, Kiwi-earth and 'Merika
>>70955748
Yeah, with us, besides the obvious ww2 treachery, but we can let it slide seeing as you give employment to hundreds of polish plumbers
>>70955415
>>70955617
>>70955736
>they said on the American anime website overwhelmingly dedicated to the US 2016 presidential election
>>70955889
t. shitskin
>>70955604
nigger tier tats on a young white woman? Absolutely disgusting
>>70952670
Canada is USA's dumb ass brother.I wish Canada would come down stairs for dinner time but Canada's having too much fun with his weed.
>>70955901
Nicholas II was Marie of Hesse and by Rhine grandson, so what?
>>70955769
Yes it is.
>first day: Wilders executed, PVV banned
>SGP and CU banned for being too extreme
>PVDA joins CDU
>VVD banned for being too right wing
>hate speech laws introduced
>prosecutions of people who disagree on refugee policy are expanded to the Netherlands
>refugee influx increases tenfold
>dutch flag banned for being too nationalistic
>willem-alexander and the house of Orange banned for being right wing monarchists
Schiet je door je kop, land ende volksverrader.
>>70955959
The eternal Swede...
How come it never happened?
>>70956188
Sweden avoided getting involved in conflicts after 1815.
>>70955959
We should invade Sweden next then
>>70952670
I actually do not know... I mean, fingols basically hate even each others so...
Estonia?
I am deeply in love with pokeballs and hungary as well and the norwegian temper is so cute but should I concider them as a brother nation for this?
Pic distantly related.
>>70956164
I posted the Imperial flag for a reason.
>>70953876
based
>>70956164
You're dumb.
>>70956313
Hands off britbong, no more rapefugees wanted, they are full.
>>70953250
Isreal, greatest ally!
>>70956024
I want you to vote for Trump, don't make me throw you chainsaws with a trebuchet
Mexico.
Canada is that tranny sister with problem hair and glasses who is fucking Tyrone because it's 2016
>>70955617
Funny how most of that ended up as American clay.
I guess Spain cannot into war
>>70953548
You and Estie are a cute couple.
>>70956024
Kek, America couldn't even take out Vietnam. How the fuck are they going to colonize mars when they can't even kill commie savages?
>>70955736
oy vey
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)
>>70956118
So we had close Royal ties. When your Queen is from a German noble house and her grandson is the king of Germany, it gave England and Germany even more common ground to work from.
If we had worked closer together, hadn't tried to compete nautically, had Willheim not been such a political buffoon causing tension when he was trying to spread goodwill, and we carried on building on top of our great working relationship with Prussia in the 1800's we could've dominated as natural allies.
>>70956461
But we specialise in invading savage third world countries and giving them railways and shit
Namibia. Our Canada, but with sand instead of snow.
Romania, Croatia and Greece .
>>70956463
Now why the fuck would you say something like that?
If i'd be the U.S of A, id pick OZ... fuck, even tho I am Finn i'd pick OZ if but only if I could have Estonia aswell.
>>70956409
And you are stuck in 1939.
Protip: Germans are more left leaning than Swedes these days, and Merkel, not Hitler, rules their country.
They should just be exterminated. Joining with Germany at this point would be worse than joining fucking Morocco.
Australia, Canada is our weird little cousin to our uncle France who our parents adopted but Australia is our real brother.
>>70956555
>get ganged up by half the world
>cannot into war
I mean, I guess
At least they weren't rice farmers with outdated equipment, but who cares amirite?
>>70952670
Every single brother nation of ours is dead ;_;
Someone become our brother nation პლიქს
>>70956555
>spain cannot into war
>Went to war against all the world
>last 200 years as the greatest world superpower
>>70955184
You mean Bulgaria? Oh but you can't be brother of yourself. Serbia then? Or maybe Mongolia as you both worshiped Tengri.
>>70956635
Turkroach spotted
>>70954096
you're so full of indians and pakis, the smell drives everyone away
>>70953929
Lol it's cuz Mexico is your twin. Twins share everything. We're the little brother
>>70953454
All the shit we fucking did for you mate. Fuck you man
Hungary - bitchy hot bogzor wife
Serbia - hotter mistress
Moldova - retarded child we though we left in the woods
>>70956777
Nowhere did i state i would want to do that in the current situation.
BiH isn't a real country, so:
If Bosnian Serb, Serbia.
If Bosnian Croat, Croatia.
If Bosnian Muslim, ISIS.
>>70956858
What have you don for the Burgers Bruce? Apart from Vietnam
Nobody likes us, and I don't blame them. We are run by kikes, our media is controlled by the fags, and our resources are owned by the chinks.
>>70956024
>America
>Empire
You almost made me through up my drink there.
>>70956969
Sounds like us too
>>70956832
y u mad tho
>>70956689
Yes... you once did that. Now, not so much. All you do is yell about brexit, take in more scum, cover up the crimes of the mudshit (the 1.400 kids) and shit like that.
Not saying you are all bad, just your politicians, the left wing and other liberal cucks that are allowing that shit to continue. So untill you shape up, sweden will be ours to tak.. I mean to save.
>>70956371
Finnland, so amazingly based.
>>70952765
Quiere que le corte el césped patroncito?
>>70956797
You still have Greece and Armenia I guess…
>>70956777
Damn it, calm down. Why are you so hostile?>>70956728
So our colony?
>tfw we couldn't make Namibia a 100% German no Herero zone because Anglo perfidity.
Just fuck my life
>>70952670
>having one single brother nation
plebs.
Belgium + Germany of course.
best ally Portugal
>>70956728
Do you speak Afrikaans?
>>70956832
Well, if he is a roach I have to give it to him; he is right.
What a sad sobby cunt you are now days britcuck.
>>70953612
Funny how we kicked your ass in most if not all wars we had :^)
Lithuanians are tsundere
Czechs/Slovaks are cute
Hungarians are the most loyal and our oldest friends
I'm gonna pick Hungary
>>70957103
Nations, not provinces
Otherwise I'd have included Austria
>>70957010
When this man saves us, we'll invade them together. We're the only two democracies to ever go to war after all
France
>>70956580
Killing em wasn't the problem, in fact we were too good at that, people got mad at us for it.
Problem was the fuckers were everywhere and for everyone you killed 2 more would show up.
Fucking asians man
>>70952765
i though you would say canada, burgiebro.
Lithuania as a brother and Estonia more like a half-brother.
>>70955417
And if you were a pokemon you'd be a ditto, being a piece of slime that can mutate into walloons and aryans.
>>70957189
That's not how you spell Saudi Arabia
>>70956759
You want I should post trigger warning, based Finn. LULZ.
US is our adopted brother, Guatemala and Belize are our brothers but we left them to rot
>>70955959
>>70956188
>>70956267
>>70956313
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Han%C3%B6
You basically occupied this Swedish island during the Napoleonic Wars. Isn't that considered invading?
>>70957133
Fin telling someone they're a sad sobby cunt. That's like Hitler calling Paul Pot a genocidal maniac
>>70957010
>>70957126
Ja, Nederbroer.
>>70957009
Y U mad that you never had a good empire that lasted for more than 30 years?
Bitch
>>70957140
...Yet you were the ones to end under Spanish rule and not the other way around
The history is funny like that ;^)
>>70953929
so you burgers just act all tsudere around us?
>>70956858
Don't listen to that cunt. You, Canada, and the UK are our real friends.
>>70956797
Why does this state get it's own flag?
>>70957313
Was it done hostilely or did Sweden give permission?
>>70956986
Throw*
>>70957235
This, with Latvia we form the last Balt survivors. Abolutely bro tier.
>>70957364
What do you mean?
We had many colonies that exist today.
>>70957430
That we took
None.
En nou opkankeren.
Ohh I forgot.
We absolutely love Cyprus Serbia and the Med cuntries.
I also love the Balkanfams as well
>>70957189
France is a cool uncle who helped us get on our feet when our overbearing father was being a cunt. Australia is our brother though.
>>70957371
No, that's one of your people who snuck across the border.
Send the namefags back to Mexico!
Make Mexico pay for it!
Israel is the USA's greatest ally and brother!
>>70952780
This.
Alpine niggers for the west, mountain jews for slavshits.
Well, at least we tend to get along with mostly everyone.
>>70957395
https://youtu.be/NQc4V_wTT_I?t=97
>>70952670
Of course, if I were to base this purely on economic gain, I would have to say Best Korea or Iran.
>>70957185
Looking forward to it
>>70957416
Annex Sweden and Russia when?
Probably israel
And the EU<3
>>70957488
There's still Namibia.
>>70955299
>
more like bozgbro
>>70957075
Sorry Greece. We can be step-brothers if you want.
obligatory
ty for dual citizenship lads
>>70957710
Which the Bongs gave to us.
>>70957693
It all makes sense now...
FUCKING RUSSIANS CHECK YOUR RUSSIA PRIVILEGE!!!!!
>>70957022
Thank you. Only individuals are tho and knowing the finnish nature (read: we hate each others), we can't get organized and just fuck things up by our selves... not a good idea but in a few decades, who knows.
>>70957185
You do not even know how much I am hoping that to be true.
>>70957315
That's your best defence? Really? You bring shame to your once so proud nation. We shall miss the old ye (that actually had balls) while we are bombing shit out of the monstrosity that you have become.
PS: FUCK YOU!
>>70957398
At first it was at Sweden's permission. Then you went to war. During that war you held the island so you were occupying part of Sweden
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Swedish_War_(1810%E2%80%9312)
>>70957337
Hartstikke mooi ouwe lul.
Hoe is het leven daar? Gevaarlijk?
>>70957365
What? Do you mean those couple of years in the 17th century if I'm not mistaken? Lel m8
Let's not forget that we cucked your king with the Bula Manifestus Probatum ;^)
Oh and don't forget the battle of Aljubarrota, one of many decisive victories over you.
>>70957777
Nice quads m8
>>70957371
Solo quiero mas qt Latinas con grande nalgas.
Send more Mexico, take back your subhuman Indios though
>>70957337
Zuid Afrika is voor de bittereinders.
>>70952670
Canada's our hot but libtarded sister
Mexico's our smelly little half-brother that won't stop touching our shit
>>70957753
I know, I have no problem with that considering the friendly German-Boer relationships.
Only problem is that it wasn't made a German apartheid state.
>>70957430
Just stop, British Empire was greatest and most benevolent in history of entire world.
>>70954629
>ID is YeB
Gwokka gwokka
>>70957815
Misdaad en politieke onstabiliteit is maar groot probleme. Ek weet nie wat vir ons wag oor die volgende paar jaar nie. Is moeilik om tans optimisties te wees.
>>70952765
>>70957543
I-I always thought the three of us were a big happy family.
>>70957904
You have to go back
>>70957777
Quads of truth dont lie.
>>70952670
USA of course
>>70957822
>couple of years
More like sixty, faggot. 1580-1640
>>70957908
You have me :3
I'd like to say Poland but they don't seem to give a fuck about us.
Idk, guess we're on our own.
>>70957738
No, no. First pay dept. You are doing that shitbag a favor that will not benefit him in the long run. Take some responsibility and show that shit some limits.
>>70955939
They want to turn us into slaves. That is their endgame.
>>70957809
come on now, My nation has no pride left to be shameful of anything
PS: you're on the Euro, so fuck you
mexico
>>70952670
Australia.
Only difference is that we shitpost with bombs.
>>70958017
Ik vind jullie taal zo mooi hè. Ik hoor veel over geweld tegenover blanken. Is dat waar? Zou je ooit terug naar Nederland willen mocht het te gevaarlijk worden of ben je daarvoor teveel van ons gescheiden?
>>70955959
You guys had a beef with Turkmenistan? What the hell do they do anyway?
>>70958022
>not craving cutie mexican pussy
Are you even a man?
>>70958160
No, the difference is that Australian bombs at least hit their fucking target and not the wrong city/ innocent villagers
>>70958136
Nazi xenophobe
Israel has always been on our side
Slovakia and China
>>70957915
I think most Boers see Germans as a natural ally. Germany was screwed big time at the end of WW1 with regards to Namibia.
>>70958111
polish here. i love you croatia. fuck them hungarians tho. smelly ugly woman they have.
>>70957913
The USA is our weird big sister who keeps visiting that good for nothing Tyrone, Canada is like our cousin who lives far away and rarely sees in family parties.
>>70958262
>But their guns can't even shoot large flightless birds
>>70955959
When did you fight poland?
Everyone in europe is bassically cousin. Think about the marriages of our respective kingdoms/empires. But if i have to say a brother country it would be France,that big brother that you don't care about. They do their own things and so do you.
Portugal is like a son or a nephew desu.
Italy is like a first cousin that you like and can relate to.
UK is like that cousin that you both fough and both of you never ever talks about it, but you look with resentment/indiference because it happened a long time ago.
Germany is a second cousin that you never see but you hate anyways.
Netherlands is a son that got into a irish-like fight that resulted in him leaving home and becoming successful with the help of UK and others.
Others irrelevant desu.
The People's Republic of Canada.
Cheers, Hat.
>>70957080
Muy bien guey. Debes que sentir orgullo.
>>70958108
No one want's you roach. You create more problems than ISIS while psoing to be something else that you actually are. Don't even know why the states and the EU put's up with you, you ISIS supporting backstabbing bastard. If I'd get a vote I'd choose to bombard the fuck out of you and by doing so, the world would be a better place.
Please go and die.
>>70957822
>>70958104
What do you think about the situation of Olivença?
Canada and Mexico. Canada's going through a stoner phase right now though, so we don't talk to him so much. He'll grow out of it.
>>70958108
You are so kind komsu
>>70958306
Back off my Boerbro. You're a few centuries late with importing niggers, the VOC is over.
>>70953412
I thought you were going to say Syria
>>70958399
NO!
I SAID I WANT A DANG CHICKEN QUESORITO!
>>70952670
>What is your brother Nation?
The nation of nukes
>>70958255
probably one of those r9k be-tamales
>>70958017
Dit is moeilik om na Nederland te emigreer. Elke keer wat ek in Nederland is voel dit vir my beide bekend en vreemd ter selfder tyd. Die taal is bekend, maar die kultuur en lewenstyl is veel anders.
>Mother
Spain
>Brothers
USA and Canada
>Arch-nemesis
Argentina and Honduras
>Best Friend
Costa Rica
>Business partner
Colombia
>>70958160
Consider this
>Give OZ bombs
It would be beautiful mate...
PS: Someone, make a new threat so we can this shit going throug the (finnish) night.
>>70958460
roaches and debts always by the hand.
Vatican, Slovakia, China and Iran
>>70958324
Crikey it's hard to hit them buggers when yur 3 sheets to the wind.
>>70954859
Agreed. Love you guys.
>>70958496
>Authentic shitskin cuisine
Nothing screams "brother" like foreign hordes shoving their awful tastes into every facet of their lives
>>70953401
>Netherlands and Frane still haven't jointly annexed Belgium, splitting it in French Wallonia and Dutch Flanders
And the Moroccan Exclave Brussels.
>>70958634
Get a room you fags....
>>70958461
Importing niggers? To where? The Netherlands? Really now?
>>70953929
>if five canadians snuck over we track them down, tie them to a missile, and launch them back over.
Then you might want to head over to Montana faggot.
Liking non whites more than your White brothers to the North.
I'd take a wild guess and say your last name is Lopez.
Every nation around us.
Guess.
>>70958485
My lawn does need a trim tho
I really don't want to be bordered with Germany any more.
First ww1, now ww2, now merkel.
Their nation was a mistake.
>>70952670
The Krauts until they decided to let Angela El Merkele ruin Europe. Now the United Anglo Kingdom is our brother nation.
>>70954125
Well, they did make you into one country at one point. Although that didn't really make much sense.
>>70958653
man, i don't know what's making you so angry, but it seems to me you don't go out that often out of your home, maybe you haven't taste real food in a while, are you ok?
>>70958588
Your post was rude but you digits are dank so I don't mind desu
>>70958266
Then why did they do 9/11?
>>70953118
Fuck you
>>70958529
Ja, dat begrijp ik wel. Wordt er gediscrimineerd tegen blanken in Zuid Afrika. Dat is wat wij in het nieuws horen in Nederland.
Mijn ouders zijn een tijdje terug naar Zuid Afrika gegaan (Kaapstad onder andere) en werden verteld dat als ze een zwarte zagen sterven langs de weg ze niet mochten uitstappen want dan is het een valstrik en vallen ze je aan vanuit de bosjes omdat je blank (en rijk) bent.
>>70958827
belarus a cute
A CUTE
canada and mexico
>>70957080
Mexico. Fuck you Canada you piece of shit.
>>70958880
It was for our own good.
Our people would never fight in the M.E. Without a tragedy
>>70952670
Who needs a brother when you have a twin.
>>70958848
We didn't even attack you in WW1 and you would have probably regained your colonies in South Africa, and Flanders if we won. (Althrough Germany would most likely have annexed them themselves and probably incoorporated the Netherlands next.
>>70958018
Fuck off Mexico, America-senpai is with US
>>70955394
>Nächstes Mal, ohne die Türken!
Nur Ungarn?
>>70952765
>>70957543
>>70958018
>>70958827
Pay debts potatolover
>>70959026
<3
>>70958863
>Real food
>Coming from a cartel member
Beaners know jack shit about quality food and washing their hands.
You'll pay for the wall
>>70958785
>get bombarded the shit out of you
>suddenly feel urge to grow attached to those around you, who could actually protect you
Don't give a shit about your fucking corrupted mudshit country. You brought that shit upon your sleves and the was has to start from somewhere. What would be more fitting than a corrupted shithole like Belgium, where lies the base of EU and Nato.
I pity the civilians tho but your country as whole, not at all.
>>70958756
Haven't you heard about the refugee crisis Germany is causing?
They have imported over two million new welfare collectors now. They used to come from Syria but now they accept anyone literally people from Somalia and what not come and just claim they're from Syria and lost their passports.
>>70957543
> DUDE WEED communist monarchy
vs
>burritobro republic
The choice is obvious here
inb4 >b-but MUH WHITENESS
save it, zhang
>>70958595
Fijne Kanker to you too.
>>70958862
I think we should build one big fancy slavic federation.
>>70954969
>>70954976
Bongs pretending they are not, and have not been BFFs with the cheese eating surrender monkeys for centuries.
pic unrelated
>>70958620
>Iran
Nigger thinks the Horvat theory to be true nice meme.
>>70958848
>tfw we will never live in a Bakker-Schut plan A Netherlands where we also retook Flanders. Voelt kut man. Denk niet dat we de komende eeuw nog echt serious kunnen groeien, tenzij we al die eilandjes indijken en dan wat meer polderland daar maken.
>>70959162
hey man it's ok, calm a little, go take some fresh air outside, you're making me worry about you.
>>70959248
>Republic
>Owned by drug cartels
Okay, José.
Hop back over that wall
Man, what a great thread for /int/.
AM I RITE OR AM I RITE
>>70952670
Cyprus and Vardarska
>>70958966
Ja. Daar is beslis diskriminasie met dinge soos 'affirmative action' in die werkplek en vir plekke by universiteite. Ook 'n aanslag op ons taal en kultuur.
Misdaad is beslis 'n probleem en mens moet maar op jou hoede wees vir kriminele lokvalle. Dit is darem nie so algemeen nie. Ongelukkig is armoede en ongelykheid 'n teelaarde vir geweld en kriminaliteit. Eintlik soortgelyk aan Brasilië.
>>70952670
Yugoslavia.
It's dead now.
>>70958104
>60 years is a long time in a period of almost 1000 years in existence (counting the years before independence)
wew lad
And let's not forget that that occupation was not won through military conquest amigo
>>70958445
Olivença is portuguese clay but I recognize that the spanish may have a rightful claim to it, nevertheless Olivença is our territory according to History but the Spanish got butthurt when we took Uruguai from them and stopped the negotiations of returning Olivença.
Oh and fun fact, we finished the Reconquista of our territory way before the Spanish and our king (Afonso Henriques) blitzed through the moors like a hot knife on butter, a lot of our insignias and coat of arms celebrate those victories, some of them have chopped off moor heads in them and our flag is just a big Fuck you to them
>>70954687
Since 1864!
t. Brazilian in exile
>>70959289
We were at war with them for 109 years at one point
>>70959577
What?
>>70959190
Yeah, I am fully aware of the problems with the migrant crisis. My Dutch friends are constantly complaining about it and are frankly worried. But what do we or the VOC have to do with any of that?
>>70954639
>France is that sissy cousin you don't want to be seen with
This from a sissy spaniard
>>70958560
Accurate
>>70959487
Dat is naar om te horen. Ook best raar eigenlijk dat jullie 'affirmative action' hebben ondanks dat maar zo'n 8% van de Afrikaners blank is.
Woon je zelf in een gated community of niet? Ik heb laatst gelezen hoe ze Afrikaans uit Stellenbosch willen verbieden. Erg naar om te horen, zo gaat eeuwen cultuur kapot.
>>70959829
So how long until you emigrate?
>>70959829
Don't let them tell you that we caused this. They caused ALL problems in this world in 1945. they are just in denial
>>70959829
It was a (bad) joke, disregard it.
The point is that Merkel is a traitor cunt who is actively ruining Europe by massively importing welfare lovers and terrorists.
>>70958862
>pic related
How can be one pic so accurate?
Also Magyar=Brother. Czechs and Slovaks are brotier too.
>>70959946
You lost the war, still your fault
>>70959946
Bullshit, everyone knows all the problems goback to the shitty post worldwar 1 redrawing of borders.
>>70959946
Don't you talk like that to my little brother Zuid Afrika.
>>70960122
True
>>70955528
Don't worry bro, we will let you help with bolivia later, you will be able to go back to the good old Solano days.
This is just pathetic... getting so drunk that can't even type right with reclusa KB that has lights in it, big letters and shit and is actually working just fine if you actually remember to push they fucking letters you want to instert to the text you are about to "publish".
Producing this took me about 5 minutes and I am pretty sure that after double (triple) checking this shit, it still has it's flaws.
Yet, finnish nature demands that I have to continue...
>>70959946
Actually, Merkel (the shitbag that majority of Germyns voted) caused this. Other countries play a certain part in this show but the main star on this episode of "we are so fucked" is Germany.
>>70959281
We tried that, but nobody else was ready to follow.
>>70959901
Die taalkwessie by Stellenbosch en Vrystaat maak my siek. Daar word teen Afrikaans en imperialisme betoog, maar niemand sien die ironie dat hulle juis betoog vir meer imperialistiese Engels nie. En ja, 92% moet deur drakoniese wetgewing teen 'n maglose 8% beskerm word. Malligheid.
>>70960210
I've been there. Drink water before you pass the fuck out.
>>70960210
You know or entire political elite was replaced by social democrats in 1945 and that this was incited by the Allies. You know that Merkel's party was literally founded by the allies?
>>70960210
Also, nobody voted for Merkel. We don't vote for our president and chancellor, they are appointed.
>>70959289
The french are bum buddies with Frau Merkel's flock.
There can only be one ANGLO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqcLjcSloXs
>>70959644
Oh no, you were at war with yourselves. How terrible.
Face it bong, your whole royal family is a French bloodline.
William the fucking conqueror, m8. Ever heard of the "Norman conquest" of England? Yeah, you know where Normandy is?
Fuck, man. You guys got owned and ruled by a French woman at one point, the she-wolf of France, after she BTFO'd your king, a.k.a. her husband.
>>70952670
Québec
>>70960263
We wanted, but opted out because of your war with Lithuania.
>>70960342
>You know that Merkel's party was literally founded by the allies?
Oh fuck off.
It may have been founded by the allies but for the past 70 years it was Germans who took it to the far left.
Take some responsibility. You're a sovereign fucking nation.
