What is your brother Nation?
Israel, greatets ally.
Atlantis
>>70952670
Mexico
>too westernised to be slav
>too slav to be westernised
Everyone hates us.
Israel
liechtenstein and austria
>>70952841
Is said NAtion not IMANIGation
Mexico
>>70952911
liechtenstein then
Israel.
>>70952670
Mofrika of course
>>70952670
Canada.
Our goody-two-shoes brother.
Belgium. They're the cutest country desu.
>>70953338
Just annex Wallonia tb.h m8
>>70952670
Finland, Norway and Denmark.
Sweden... What a shame
>>70952670
Israel. No contest
>>70953401
>>70953338
This. They're northern Frenchman.
Estonia, of course. I like you, buddy.
czechs are cute :3
>>70952670
Italy or Serbia
t. Greek anon
>>70953454
>Israel
>not Canada
wot
>>70952780
what are western slavs
Estonia for sure
kanker
>>70953654
Israelis are like America but in the middle east.
Canada is it's own thing
>>70953610
can someone do a Russia-Serbia one
America is my onii-chan
>>70953738
Bei Gott, ist das süß und bezaubernd.
>>70952670
Germany of course
Finland is absolute bro tier
>>70953318
nah dude its Mexico. we let millions of them in illegally and just started getting annoyed by it.
if five canadians snuck over we track them down, tie them to a missile, and launch them back over.
fuck I hate cananda
Eh.. No Idea. Spain is more like a stepdad
>>70953827
>>70953654
>>70953523
Czech bro and Polish bratanki
>>70952670
Norway.
>>70952670
Uruguay
>>70954036
I'm not gay you nigger
>>70952670
We haven't got one, there isn't enough room for two at the top.
>>70953964
>censoring
what is this? Japan?
Czech republic we are like twins, poland is cool too
Slovakia
iceland is my bottom, suckling every drop of semen out of my thick, nordic cock
Probably Iran. We've been best friends since the Persian empire, true story.
>>70954096
Sure you do!
Ireland!
>>70954175
You what?
>>70954238
Deep down, you're all anglos
>>70954096
/thread
>>70953964
>>70954105
>>70953936
Rofl nvm, stupid me.
It's England, LONGEST ALLY
>>70953846
Anschluss when?
>>70952670
CUTE AF :)
>>70952670
We don't have one.
>>70954096
You sute about that englando fampai?
>>70954096
>>70954402
Get a load of these bitter lonely islanders
>>70952670
France. Lafayette is still a national hero here.
Australia, none of our other faggot allies have followed us into every conflict since Korea.
France & Netherlands I guess?
>>70954572
Yes you do :(
>>70954298
Ireland is rightful British clay.,
Should have slaughtered those disgusting Catholics when we had the chance. Can you imagine Ireland with an actual population?
>>70953936
Nah mate, we, Italy and Greece are brothers
France is that sissy cousin you don't want to be seen with
Nobody, they all are 1v3 faggots
>>70953964
>ywn molest canada
;_;
Germany. Looking past all that unfortunate business post-1914 I see the values I most admire reflected in the national conscience of the German people. We should've been part of the central powers, throwing our lot in with France was bizarre and spat in the face of our close ties throughout the 1800's.
Fuck off with Ireland plz. The Irish are the niggers of Europe.
>>70952670
FUARK
>>70954639
But england too. Longest alliance in history is between us and them
>>70952670
You are.
You are my big brother nation.
>>70954792
>Implying
You couldn't be more wrong. Germany is one of the few European countries people still genuinely hate.
>>70954634
We are allies but I couldn't say brothers. What is there in common between Portugal and Britain really? With countries like Germany and the Netherlands or Norway and Iceland etc it makes sense because they are culturally similar.
>>70954639
Well I guess you all share a non-existent work ethos and the same economic potential to inevitably become third world countries.
>>70954721
Just throw away your passport and grown a unibrow. They'll shower you with welfare and women.
>>70952670
>ball shit
>autism
pick both
romania for sure
>>70952670
Germany and Japan. We used to Axis together back in the day.
>>70954969
Tell me what would have been wrong with allying Germany.
>>70954969
I was speaking personally. But honestly I don't see hatred for Germany in anyone I speak to.
Grease! They don't like us that much, though.
>>70954976
Exactly
Have you chosen where are you going on retirement? Murcia is a nice place to spend your pensionbux
>>70955020
Don't you have a cartel to run and heads to chop, Mendoza? That wall isn't paying itself
>>70953682
Poles, mostly. Czechs, too.
>>70955101
I see it all the time. Especially with anyone over the age of 50.
>>70955082
Not really the point.
Gonna go out on a limb here and say Chile.
>>70954721
I'm down
>>70954859
Thanks oldest ally
t. Albert Barboson
>>70952670
Yeah no, faggot. Maybe in 1940.
Go die in a pit of refugees, Merkel. I hope Germans fucking die.
>>70954721
>>70954499
updated for accuracy
>>70955028
you know it, my bozgo-bro
>>70952670
Newfoundland
Scotland
>>70954792
Because Britain's policy throughout the XIX century was to oppose the strongest power on the continent to ensure it won't be comparable.
It worked well and the sun never set over the British Empire.
Who knew it'll suddenly stop working?
>>70954976
OOOOH BUUUUUURNNNN
>>70952670
>Southern Brazilian reporting.
Our brother nations are Uruguay and Argentina, because we're the whitest people in all of Americas.
>>70955206
Fair enough. I'm 25, so perhaps there's a generation gap at play.
Nächstes Mal, ohne die Türken!
>>70954969
Two only countries to ever have a global empire I guess. But yeah you're right.
>>70953738
If you were a Pokemon you'd be a Kanker, Colgate.
USA USA USA USA!
USA and Brits if they're not too far off the left end.
>>70952670
Polish visiting germanistan
Beside Hungary We hate everyone especialy ourselfs
>>70955297
There isn't much black & Asian lesbian porn, not enough anyway
>>70953876
>>70954527
>>70954875
Spotted the PvdA voting refugee lovers.
Get kanker.
>>70955382
Uruguay was against you we save them still they didn't give a shit go fuck yourself Alberto Tyrone and your inmorales battle negros
>>70955436
personalunio again when
>>70955329
It was a poor move. We should've set ourselves up to ally with German interests not work against them, we even shared a royal family. Together we would've dominated.
>>70954809
You cunts pressured Aus into ending the 'White Australia Policy' because it was "Raycissstttt!". Suck another nigger dick you race mixing retards!
>>70955291
>>70955512
I hope you get Anglo'd
>>70955415
>Two only countries to ever have a global empire
>>70954976
And another day of making friends...
>>70955528
We together with the Argentinians will maintain the existence of the White Race in South America.
>>70955571
Who didn't share a royal family with Germans?
>>70952670
Spain, France.
I'd say Greece too but not really nowadays
>>70955569
Now
>>70955617
>Somehow, its economy is worse than everyone elses
Except for Peru, maybe.
Is there any nation who we haven't had a spat with?
>>70955512
Anschluss with Deutschland is not a very left wing project you retard.
>>70955617
*cough*
>>70954096
Ireland is your wierd little brother and you know it.
I would have said Scotland but you two made perverted incestuous love and formed the United cuckdom
Based Russia, of course
Mexico. Canada can suck a dick, at least Mexicans know how to deal with the bantz
>>70955673
We had very close Royal ties. Queen Victoria was Kaiser Willheim's Grandmother.
>>70952725
>>70952791
>>70953250
>>70953454
You faggots fucking wish. Ask actual Israelis how they feel about you
>>70955748
Basically landlocked countries, microstates and Sweden.
>>70952670
>Brother
A-Leaf, Kiwi-earth and 'Merika
>>70955748
Yeah, with us, besides the obvious ww2 treachery, but we can let it slide seeing as you give employment to hundreds of polish plumbers
>>70955415
>>70955617
>>70955736
>they said on the American anime website overwhelmingly dedicated to the US 2016 presidential election
>>70955889
t. shitskin
>>70955604
nigger tier tats on a young white woman? Absolutely disgusting
>>70952670
Canada is USA's dumb ass brother.I wish Canada would come down stairs for dinner time but Canada's having too much fun with his weed.
>>70955901
Nicholas II was Marie of Hesse and by Rhine grandson, so what?
>>70955769
Yes it is.
>first day: Wilders executed, PVV banned
>SGP and CU banned for being too extreme
>PVDA joins CDU
>VVD banned for being too right wing
>hate speech laws introduced
>prosecutions of people who disagree on refugee policy are expanded to the Netherlands
>refugee influx increases tenfold
>dutch flag banned for being too nationalistic
>willem-alexander and the house of Orange banned for being right wing monarchists
Schiet je door je kop, land ende volksverrader.
>>70955959
The eternal Swede...
How come it never happened?
>>70956188
Sweden avoided getting involved in conflicts after 1815.
>>70955959
We should invade Sweden next then
>>70952670
I actually do not know... I mean, fingols basically hate even each others so...
Estonia?
I am deeply in love with pokeballs and hungary as well and the norwegian temper is so cute but should I concider them as a brother nation for this?
Pic distantly related.
>>70956164
I posted the Imperial flag for a reason.
>>70953876
based
>>70956164
You're dumb.
>>70956313
Hands off britbong, no more rapefugees wanted, they are full.
>>70953250
Isreal, greatest ally!
>>70956024
I want you to vote for Trump, don't make me throw you chainsaws with a trebuchet
Mexico.
Canada is that tranny sister with problem hair and glasses who is fucking Tyrone because it's 2016
>>70955617
Funny how most of that ended up as American clay.
I guess Spain cannot into war
>>70953548
You and Estie are a cute couple.
>>70956024
Kek, America couldn't even take out Vietnam. How the fuck are they going to colonize mars when they can't even kill commie savages?
>>70955736
oy vey
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)
>>70956118
So we had close Royal ties. When your Queen is from a German noble house and her grandson is the king of Germany, it gave England and Germany even more common ground to work from.
If we had worked closer together, hadn't tried to compete nautically, had Willheim not been such a political buffoon causing tension when he was trying to spread goodwill, and we carried on building on top of our great working relationship with Prussia in the 1800's we could've dominated as natural allies.
>>70954402
>>70956461
But we specialise in invading savage third world countries and giving them railways and shit
Namibia. Our Canada, but with sand instead of snow.
Romania, Croatia and Greece .
>>70956463
Now why the fuck would you say something like that?
If i'd be the U.S of A, id pick OZ... fuck, even tho I am Finn i'd pick OZ if but only if I could have Estonia aswell.
>>70956409
And you are stuck in 1939.
Protip: Germans are more left leaning than Swedes these days, and Merkel, not Hitler, rules their country.
They should just be exterminated. Joining with Germany at this point would be worse than joining fucking Morocco.
Australia, Canada is our weird little cousin to our uncle France who our parents adopted but Australia is our real brother.
>>70956555
>get ganged up by half the world
>cannot into war
I mean, I guess
At least they weren't rice farmers with outdated equipment, but who cares amirite?
>>70952670
Every single brother nation of ours is dead ;_;
Someone become our brother nation პლიქს
>>70956555
>spain cannot into war
>Went to war against all the world
>last 200 years as the greatest world superpower
>>70955184
You mean Bulgaria? Oh but you can't be brother of yourself. Serbia then? Or maybe Mongolia as you both worshiped Tengri.
>>70956635
Turkroach spotted
>>70954096
you're so full of indians and pakis, the smell drives everyone away
>>70953929
Lol it's cuz Mexico is your twin. Twins share everything. We're the little brother
>>70953454
All the shit we fucking did for you mate. Fuck you man
Hungary - bitchy hot bogzor wife
Serbia - hotter mistress
Moldova - retarded child we though we left in the woods
>>70956777
Nowhere did i state i would want to do that in the current situation.
BiH isn't a real country, so:
If Bosnian Serb, Serbia.
If Bosnian Croat, Croatia.
If Bosnian Muslim, ISIS.
>>70956858
What have you don for the Burgers Bruce? Apart from Vietnam
Nobody likes us, and I don't blame them. We are run by kikes, our media is controlled by the fags, and our resources are owned by the chinks.
>>70956024
>America
>Empire
You almost made me through up my drink there.
>>70956969
Sounds like us too
>>70956832
y u mad tho
>>70956689
Yes... you once did that. Now, not so much. All you do is yell about brexit, take in more scum, cover up the crimes of the mudshit (the 1.400 kids) and shit like that.
Not saying you are all bad, just your politicians, the left wing and other liberal cucks that are allowing that shit to continue. So untill you shape up, sweden will be ours to tak.. I mean to save.
>>70956371
Finnland, so amazingly based.
>>70955707
>>70952765
Quiere que le corte el césped patroncito?
>>70956797
You still have Greece and Armenia I guess…
>>70956777
Damn it, calm down. Why are you so hostile?>>70956728
So our colony?
>tfw we couldn't make Namibia a 100% German no Herero zone because Anglo perfidity.
Just fuck my life
>>70952670
>having one single brother nation
plebs.
Belgium + Germany of course.
best ally Portugal
>>70956728
Do you speak Afrikaans?
>>70956832
Well, if he is a roach I have to give it to him; he is right.
What a sad sobby cunt you are now days britcuck.
>>70953612
Funny how we kicked your ass in most if not all wars we had :^)
Lithuanians are tsundere
Czechs/Slovaks are cute
Hungarians are the most loyal and our oldest friends
I'm gonna pick Hungary
>>70957103
Nations, not provinces
Otherwise I'd have included Austria
>>70957010
When this man saves us, we'll invade them together. We're the only two democracies to ever go to war after all
France
>>70956580
Killing em wasn't the problem, in fact we were too good at that, people got mad at us for it.
Problem was the fuckers were everywhere and for everyone you killed 2 more would show up.
Fucking asians man
>>70952765
i though you would say canada, burgiebro.
Lithuania as a brother and Estonia more like a half-brother.
>>70955417
And if you were a pokemon you'd be a ditto, being a piece of slime that can mutate into walloons and aryans.
>>70957189
That's not how you spell Saudi Arabia
>>70956759
You want I should post trigger warning, based Finn. LULZ.
US is our adopted brother, Guatemala and Belize are our brothers but we left them to rot
>>70955959
>>70956188
>>70956267
>>70956313
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Han%C3%B6
You basically occupied this Swedish island during the Napoleonic Wars. Isn't that considered invading?
>>70957133
Fin telling someone they're a sad sobby cunt. That's like Hitler calling Paul Pot a genocidal maniac
>>70957010
>>70957126
Ja, Nederbroer.
>>70957009
Y U mad that you never had a good empire that lasted for more than 30 years?
Bitch
>>70957140
...Yet you were the ones to end under Spanish rule and not the other way around
The history is funny like that ;^)
>>70953929
so you burgers just act all tsudere around us?
>>70956858
Don't listen to that cunt. You, Canada, and the UK are our real friends.
>>70956797
Why does this state get it's own flag?
>>70957313
Was it done hostilely or did Sweden give permission?
>>70956986
Throw*
>>70957235
This, with Latvia we form the last Balt survivors. Abolutely bro tier.
>>70957364
What do you mean?
We had many colonies that exist today.
>>70957430
That we took
None.
En nou opkankeren.
>>70952765
Ohh I forgot.
We absolutely love Cyprus Serbia and the Med cuntries.
I also love the Balkanfams as well
>>70957189
France is a cool uncle who helped us get on our feet when our overbearing father was being a cunt. Australia is our brother though.
>>70957371
No, that's one of your people who snuck across the border.
Send the namefags back to Mexico!
Make Mexico pay for it!
Israel is the USA's greatest ally and brother!
>>70952780
This.
Alpine niggers for the west, mountain jews for slavshits.
Well, at least we tend to get along with mostly everyone.
>>70957395
https://youtu.be/NQc4V_wTT_I?t=97
>>70952670
Of course, if I were to base this purely on economic gain, I would have to say Best Korea or Iran.
>>70957185
Looking forward to it
>>70957416
Annex Sweden and Russia when?
Probably israel
And the EU<3
>>70957488
There's still Namibia.
>>70955299
>
more like bozgbro
>>70957075
Sorry Greece. We can be step-brothers if you want.
obligatory
ty for dual citizenship lads
>>70957710
Which the Bongs gave to us.
>>70957693
It all makes sense now...
FUCKING RUSSIANS CHECK YOUR RUSSIA PRIVILEGE!!!!!
>>70957022
Thank you. Only individuals are tho and knowing the finnish nature (read: we hate each others), we can't get organized and just fuck things up by our selves... not a good idea but in a few decades, who knows.
>>70957185
You do not even know how much I am hoping that to be true.
>>70957315
That's your best defence? Really? You bring shame to your once so proud nation. We shall miss the old ye (that actually had balls) while we are bombing shit out of the monstrosity that you have become.
PS: FUCK YOU!
>>70957398
At first it was at Sweden's permission. Then you went to war. During that war you held the island so you were occupying part of Sweden
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Swedish_War_(1810%E2%80%9312)
>>70957337
Hartstikke mooi ouwe lul.
Hoe is het leven daar? Gevaarlijk?
>>70957365
What? Do you mean those couple of years in the 17th century if I'm not mistaken? Lel m8
Let's not forget that we cucked your king with the Bula Manifestus Probatum ;^)
Oh and don't forget the battle of Aljubarrota, one of many decisive victories over you.
>>70957777
Nice quads m8
>>70957371
Solo quiero mas qt Latinas con grande nalgas.
Send more Mexico, take back your subhuman Indios though
>>70957738
>>70957337
Zuid Afrika is voor de bittereinders.
>>70952670
Canada's our hot but libtarded sister
Mexico's our smelly little half-brother that won't stop touching our shit
>>70957753
I know, I have no problem with that considering the friendly German-Boer relationships.
Only problem is that it wasn't made a German apartheid state.
>>70957430
Just stop, British Empire was greatest and most benevolent in history of entire world.
>>70954629
>ID is YeB
Gwokka gwokka
>>70957815
Misdaad en politieke onstabiliteit is maar groot probleme. Ek weet nie wat vir ons wag oor die volgende paar jaar nie. Is moeilik om tans optimisties te wees.
>>70952765
>>70957543
I-I always thought the three of us were a big happy family.
>>70957904
You have to go back
>>70957777
Quads of truth dont lie.
>>70952670
USA of course
>>70957822
>couple of years
More like sixty, faggot. 1580-1640
>>70957908
You have me :3
I'd like to say Poland but they don't seem to give a fuck about us.
Idk, guess we're on our own.
>>70957738
No, no. First pay dept. You are doing that shitbag a favor that will not benefit him in the long run. Take some responsibility and show that shit some limits.
>>70955939
They want to turn us into slaves. That is their endgame.
>>70957809
come on now, My nation has no pride left to be shameful of anything
PS: you're on the Euro, so fuck you
mexico
>>70952670
Australia.
Only difference is that we shitpost with bombs.
>>70958017
Ik vind jullie taal zo mooi hè. Ik hoor veel over geweld tegenover blanken. Is dat waar? Zou je ooit terug naar Nederland willen mocht het te gevaarlijk worden of ben je daarvoor teveel van ons gescheiden?
>>70955959
You guys had a beef with Turkmenistan? What the hell do they do anyway?
>>70958022
>not craving cutie mexican pussy
Are you even a man?
>>70958160
No, the difference is that Australian bombs at least hit their fucking target and not the wrong city/ innocent villagers
>>70958136
Nazi xenophobe
Israel has always been on our side
Slovakia and China
>>70957915
I think most Boers see Germans as a natural ally. Germany was screwed big time at the end of WW1 with regards to Namibia.
>>70958111
polish here. i love you croatia. fuck them hungarians tho. smelly ugly woman they have.
>>70957913
The USA is our weird big sister who keeps visiting that good for nothing Tyrone, Canada is like our cousin who lives far away and rarely sees in family parties.
>>70958262
>But their guns can't even shoot large flightless birds
>>70955959
When did you fight poland?
Everyone in europe is bassically cousin. Think about the marriages of our respective kingdoms/empires. But if i have to say a brother country it would be France,that big brother that you don't care about. They do their own things and so do you.
Portugal is like a son or a nephew desu.
Italy is like a first cousin that you like and can relate to.
UK is like that cousin that you both fough and both of you never ever talks about it, but you look with resentment/indiference because it happened a long time ago.
Germany is a second cousin that you never see but you hate anyways.
Netherlands is a son that got into a irish-like fight that resulted in him leaving home and becoming successful with the help of UK and others.
Others irrelevant desu.
