"I don't agree with organized religion. But I am very spiritual."
>>70945718
"I'm a virgin."
>>70945718
"I'd never fuck a stinky turkroach. I'd rather put broken glass in my pussy."
>>70945718
"Oh haha wow this is so fast I like never do this ahaha!"
>>70946299
real shit
>>70945718
"You expect me to fit THAT in my mouth?"
This thread is off to a good start.
>>70945718
"We can just be friends right?"
>>70945718
I like drinking tea, gin and holidays. How unique and idiosyncratic am I!
>>70945718
"OMG I JUST CAN'T!!!"
>>70945718
"Umm, I love instagram, netflix, hanging out with friends, and I love to travel"
>tfw you have to sit through dinner and a movie with this person
>>70947738
"What do you want for dinner?"
>I have a medical condition that prevents me from losing weight
>>70945718
"I wear this skin tight see through dress in public with nothing underneath it because I'm NOT looking for sex."
>>70945718
>"I don't agree with organized religion. But I am very spiritual."
This pisses me off because they're NEVER spiritual. They just try to friendzone God and expect Him to do everything for them when they fuck up.
>"I don't agree with organized religion. But I am very spiritual."
>letting others tell you what to believe in
>>70945718
"I'm just trying to find myself and figure things out for a while"
"I need space"
"I'm not looking for a relationship right now"
"Don't come in my mouth"
I haven't talked to an Anglo woman in a long time so I forgot most of them.
OP you got a good one though.
>>70945718
"I wear it because it's comfy!" (on wearing sheer yoga pants in the gym that let you see the crack of her vag)
>>70945884
TopKek
>>70949137
hormonal woman detected
>>70945718
>"No, I don't want to. I barely know you. WAIT! STOP! MPHHGHGMP MPHL MPHL MPLH! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBHHHHH!"
>>70949379
Anglo women are truly the worst
>>70949574
There's a difference between religion and faith.
"Help"
>>70945718
"I'm not like other girls"
"I'm a vegetarian but not like for a wired reason, just because I don't like how meat tastes"
"That's so (zodiac sign)"
>>70945718
I asked my ex about this once
Basically not any religion but makes shit up in her head and believes it aka crows are her spirit animal and some other shit.
They need to be told like men at a young age thats fucking stupid
"I feel sick to my stomach about all of this. I guess that's normal right?"
>>70945718
"I don't normally do this "
>" I Just had only 1 boyfriend before you and just had sex with him"
>>70945718
Oh my God, did you watch Sherlock last night? It was so amazballs!!!!!! Benedict Cumberbatch is so hooooooooooooooooooooooot, I'm literally, crying over his hotness.
Sherlock is soooooooo smart. He just solved that crime and Watson was like 'how did you just do that?' and Sherlock turns to the screen and... and he... and HE FUCKING WINKED AND I'M SURE IT WAS AIMED AT ME!
> Mop up on aisle 3
"I prefer to hang out with guys because there's less drama"
>>70945718
"Ok fine just don't get it in my hair"
>>70945718
>I want to be respected and not treated like an object
>>Proceeds to do absolutely unrespectable things while treating herself as an object
"please stop i'll give you anything you want just don't take me to another superhero movie oh god its starting"
>>70945718
"I know horoscopes aren't reall but they're soo accurate lmao"
"Sorry, I'm tired."
>>70945718
"I'm not religous but I'm spiritual."
"Well I'm of honest but your interesting."
"GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW" A man can dream, right?
>>70946299
>go slow hahaha because I'm delicate and I've srsly never had 20 men fuck me at the same time I'm a delicate flower lol
"But I just ate..."
I don't remember the last time I talked to a woman desu
>I have never tried anal before you
>>70950501
>tfw it hits too close to home
"Ya we're friends I wouldn't lie to you"
>what a lie
>>70950621
>>70949503
itz comfy / 10
bitches are stupid
>>70945718
"I'm Christian."
"I believe in reincarnation, karma, witchcraft and ghosts."
>>70946408
Something tells you've never heard THAT.
>>70950635
:DDDD ebin
"I don't eat carbs"
drinks 2 bottles of wine
"Who are you and what did you do with my kids ? oh my god ! is that blood"
just bs as usual, fucking females
>>70950922
My wife is always complaining about the bulls I choose being too big
Heh women am I right?
>>70950501
real talk, I still fuck my gf even when she says that, just lube her up put her on her stomach and fuck her from behind.
but maybe it works because my gf gets excited like crazy when I use her and/or take her from behind.
>>70949055
I slammed my head into the steering wheel and choked I kek'd so hard
itt: thing women say to BETA KEKS
AHAHAHAHAHA... wow
Fuck off
'stop being patriarcal, i wear those because its comfortable, that s all ! '
>>70951191
lol it's true though
"I'm really into outdoor stuff, like camping. Just give me a blanket to lay on under the stars and I'm happy."
Take her camping
"Where is the bathroom? You didn't bring an air bed? I'm too hot. I'm too cold. I hate bugs! Oh my god my phone is dead! We have to go back home now."
>>70951256
dat ass tho
>>70947738
"Love to laugh, read, and travel! Starbucks enthusiast and dog lover."
"Looking for my redneck Romeo"
"Just msg me and ask! Psych/sociology/gender studies/education major!"
>YFW women clustering around the mean also applies to personality
>YFW This is only exacerbated by women not needing to have any virtuous qualities to attract a mate
>YFW women are mere sacks of flesh you have to entertain long enough to bust a nut
>>70951191
yea, that was amazing desu
>I never give blowjobs, anon!
>I'm not THAT kind of girl, anon!
>I'm not addicted to social media attention whoring! I just post pictures for fun!
>I like nice, caring guys!
>height/face/body/dick size doesn't matter to me, anon!
>I HATE assholes/fuckboys/douches/fratbros! I'd never fuck any of them!
>I simply cannot imagine myself with a non-liberal guy!
>I never got anything in life because of my gender! I worked hard for everything!
>I work hard or harder than the men I know!
>I don't enjoy being sexually harrassed by high status men!
>I don't care how much you earn, anon!
>I never had a one night stand, anon!
>I'm on Tinder just so we can laugh at the guys with my girlfriends!
>I'd NEVER cheat on my boyfriend!
>I'll get old gracefully, without being a freak about it!
>I don't find rich guys attractive!
>I don't find dark, mysterious criminals attractive!
>I have morals!
I know women too much, I guess I got burned out.
'I'm a socialist because I am a very social person and nice :P '
"I skipped a couple days but don't worry I doubled up"
>>70951221
far from a beta cuck and this is mostly familiar, carry on.
>>70945718
[ current popular platitude ]
>>70947892
ARGH I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>70945718
>"I don't agree with organized religion. But I am very spiritual."
is this a copypasta?
Every white slut ever.
You know what. There is nothing wrong with such statement. In fact I too don't agree with organized religion yet I consider myself a spiritual person.
>>70945718
I had only 3 sexual partners before you
>>70945718
'the thing is'
'I think that'
>>70947200
Liquid holidays are the best.
>>70951189
umm.. rapist much??? #Killallmen
>>70951513
Southern California here, sadly no, this is like 95% of women here.
>>70951670
typical is 5.
That usually means a bit more than 15 to 30.
>>70951572
You're right. A black slut would say "Let's get down to business, stfu , and start fucking."
>>70945718
*in debate*
>males point
"oh i don't know about that..."
*ignores everything said by male and repeats same posistion*
rinse repeat
>>70951762
You are such an expert eh Hunguary?
>>70950822
It's ok leafbro, happens to the best of us.
>messages you with 'Hi anon'
>doesn't say anything else
>gets mad at you for not carrying the conversation
>>70949707
Some are sweet, but generally yes, not amazing
MUSIC IS MY LYFE (5 emojis)
>>70951969
Well obviously she wanted to flirt. You acted like a faggot. Nice job.
>>70951688
waste of dubs... baka desu senpai
>>70949055
>They just try to friendzone God
Too bad He's a straight-up G and that shit ain't gonna work.
>>70951907
I'm an expert at getting rejected, if thats what you meant.
I know what women want, but also that it's not me.
"I love you"
>>70951986
what anime is this
>>70952147
So if you are a loser how do you know about how many sexual partners do modern femele have?
>>70952171
Thanks leaf, I love you too.
>>70945718
I like top 40 music
Toms
Apple products
And I usually AM NOT LIKE THIS I don't go this fast , XDD
Also if you're not six foot tall or more , have abs , make 75+ k a year , don't even think about messaging me XDDD
>>70951374
>based /tg/
>>70951572
If you think this doesn't account for almost every single mixed, asian, brown, etc. college bitch, you're sadly mistaken.
Talk to a well-off westernized Asian girl at any university in the US and you'll want to commit sodoku. Also, their minority status helps them feel even more like a special snowflake
I'm so fat/ugly
>>70952274
I know two Chads, they also tell me shit about women. I trust them and they have the worst opinion of women out of all the guys I know.
The amount of girls in relationships who're secretely on Tinder looking for quick fucks by Chads is pretty ridiculous. Never trust your girlfriend if she's on social media, ever. Friendly advice.
"I would so kick ass in a post apocalyptic world"
"No! I wouldn't just offer my pussy to the strongest guy I can find to protect me"
>>70951986
That's kay. The American shiksa are fucking scum.
>>70951969
This fucking shit all the time
>Anon turn off the computer and talk to me!
>Close the computer, stare at her directly in the eyes and ask what does she want to talk about
>Oh geez, nothing
This happens so much that I configured my computer to not hibernate or turn off when I close it.
>>70950876
reincarnation seems p central to christianity desu
>>70951390
This anon has seen things. Genuflect Sir. I just pooped a little laughing so hard.
>I only ever had one hookup before and I REALLY regretted it
WHY DID I BELIEVE IT, BREHS?
>>70952426
They are chads mate, they LIE. Why are you so quick to believe it you dismiss them as "chads"?
Not surprised women dislike religion considering it's been a one way street for them.
Next you should mock gays for not accepting Muahamad as their personal savior. That would be a real hoot.
>>70945718
>"I don't agree with organized religion. But I am very spiritual."
>Everyone has to be a brainwashed Protestant like me
>>70952544
>see post
>look at the flag
>mfw
>>70952541
life after death does not necessarily equal incarnation.
>>70952614
Maybe it was the truth. Maybe she regrets it all.
>>70952071
Nope KEK could see my true intentions
>>70952628
90% of churchgoers here are women though.
>>70952619
Because they show me the messages and nudes. Also, just try to be on Tinder with a Chad picture and you'll see how easy it is.
>>70945718
Don't you mean "shit liberals say"?
>>70952628
>>70952749
comrade is right
"Clean your fucking room, you have piss bottles in there it's digusting."
>>70952744
seriously ? give back the dubs, stop it you mongol !
>>70951390
press F to pay respects to the hungarian bro who has clearly seen some shit
>>70952865
>piss bottles in oz
I hope you have AC
but now that I think about it, how do you live in oz without ac ?
>>70952865
Wrong. Women are never direct. They'll break up with you without ever saying a word.
>>70950179
hahahahaha this one always cracks me up.
>>70952691
>>70952628
OP here.
You're not getting the point. They act like organized religion is "too far-fetched" yet they willingly believe in shit like healing crystals, spirit animals and astrology no questions asked.
They make fun of conservative christians all the time but when you call them out on their crystal bullshit, they say "please don't disrespect my beliefs"
>>70952869
Check 'em I can't be stopped
>>70952766
Look I'm not going to suger-coat it. Maybe you are not girls material. But consider this: women are people. People are stupid. Women are stupid. Know this: in my line of work I meet woment who were stupid. If you are you know able to provide a femile will come along.
>>70951191
Kek I'm so sorry.
>>70952089
He WAS the Son of God and God IS all knowing. That might be why he didn't marry.
Shiiiet.
>>70950621
Fucking kek'd hard.
"Nno anon! Not THAT hole!!!"
>>70953001
so close, I'd have been mad desu
>I'm not like the other girls
>>70949055
>They just try to friendzone God and expect Him to do everything for them when they fuck up.
>>70945718
"NO NO NO NO PLEASE DONT DO IT I'M PREGNA *crack*
>>70953015
But this is not what the thread is about. Its about bullshit women say.
>>70952961
Your mum never told you to clean your room?>>70952957
Most people have AC, if it's really fucking hot they have trouble with electricity supply.
>>70952978
This is super accurate.
'I am volatile'
'I don't know what I would do without you'
'What we were scares me'
>>70952961
this sadly
>tfw women never say the meaningful things
>>70945718
Hey were is your family from?
Man:
> [country name]
Woman
>im 11% irish, 9% southafrican, 20%french, 17% danish, 13% spanish,19% russian, 11% native american
Excellent thread.
>tfw women have n- never spoken to you in your entire life. no, not even my mother or female teachers.
>>70951374
>"Love to laugh, read, and travel! Starbucks enthusiast and dog lover."
Every okcupid profile ever.
>>70952978
>You're not getting the point. They act like organized religion is "too far-fetched" yet they willingly believe in shit like healing crystals, spirit animals and astrology no questions asked.
lol this
the number of women that believe in astrology is astounding.
>>70951615
Nothing wrong with disorganized faith tbqh.
>>70953133
HAHA ! I KNOW HAVE THE POWER OF KEK !
>>70953230
POO
>>70952465
my girlfriend:
>baby let's talk
Well shit, I'm busy studying but you let me fuck your ass so here's 10 minutes of my time
>proceeds to gossip about horseshit I can't give less fucks about
>"omg Lexie is SO mean"
I'm sorry baby, I'm trying to study for this chem test so I can maintain my 3.8 and fucking make something of myself to pay the God damn bills
>she starts reading articles on her phone mid conversation after she sees me close everything down and be attentive to her
>"I just wish you would listen! I don't want advice!"
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TALK ABOUT SOMETHING WITHOUT INTENT TO FIX THE PROBLEM? WHY DO WOMEN JUST MOROSELY RAMBLE ABOUT MINUTIA SO FUCKING TRIVIAL TO THEIR LIVES
This is why anal is the only corrective measure
>>70953218
No. My mom never told me to clean my room because I made the effort to clean it myself.
>>70945718
My ex who began vegan a couple years ago is overflowing with useless empathy, she can't even watch nature documentaries anymore because the animals will eat the other animals and "it's sad." Of course I told her, well if the predators failed to catch the prey they and their young would starve, and she said "I know, I just wish there was a way for both to live"
fucking retards
>>70953343
i hope poo doesn't come between us
"Some guy asked me for my number, too bad he was ugly."
>>70953241
Pathetic
>>70953306
Not anymore, check mine
>>70953353
>WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TALK ABOUT SOMETHING WITHOUT INTENT TO FIX THE PROBLEM?
Are you autistic?
Its called venting.
>>70953353
Because women are social, more than men.
When girls come to you with "Anon Jessica was SO MEAN to me" then dont come so you fix the problem, they come to strengthen social relations, especially after she feels thretened by another person social-wise.
>>70945718
'Say please!... Nevermind, here is your beer.'
>>70949676
Ebin :D
>>70953353
>GUYS MY GF TALKS TO ME WHEN I'M STUDYING IDK WHAT TO DO
Talk about your feelings like an adult or date someone who isn't retarded?
>Im voting for Bernie/Hillary because the media tells me they stand for womens rights!
What would any of you do if you found out your gf/wife browses 4chan?
>>70953514
Maybe, don't think so. I just don't give a shit about other people's horseshit issues, including my girlfriends disgustingly trivial nonissue garbage
>>70952978
>but when you call them out on their crystal bullshit, they say "please don't disrespect my beliefs"
I'm pretty sure only Anglo women do that.
Pretty much every girl I knew believed in astrology or common signs to some extent, but they did not expect to be taken seriously.
![OH MY].gif](https://i.imgur.com/spPa5B3.gif "OH MY].gif")
>>70953151
>>70945718
"Stop raping me with your eyes!"
>>70951374
>"I love to have fun"
"I'd never use you just for the money sweetheart! :)"
"You're always working and he was there for me!"
"I'm taking the kids."
"Where's my alimony richard?"
>>70953343
That's disgusting You should get that checked out.
-Which zodiac sign are you?
-ummm, idk, I was born february 10th...
-Omg, Aquarius, that makes SO much sense!
>>70953353
Life lesson: girls just need to talk through every stupid boring detail of their day, they don't want you to give advice, they don't want you to offer an opinion, they just want you to listen to it like it matters. They all do it, and if you want a relationship with them you have to sit there and take it.
>>70953573
>Talk about your feelings
>like an adult
"Ok put it in... ow stop"
>>70953482
>>70953711
Brendan?? Pls dont give up.
>>70953353
Women only want to talk about their problems. You should have a case of beer ready for when she does this.
>>70951390
>I have morals.
Pretty much sums it up.
>>70950346
top kek
>>70953353
you ok buddy ?
>>70953762
>listening to he-
>leaf
>>70953652
End the relationship
>>70953353
Yeah women don't want thier problems solved
You as Man will try to solve her problems but that isn't satisfying to her she just wants to talk about them
Same reason why women can't run anything
They talk about problems without actually doing anything to solve the problems
>>70953711
JUST
>>70950227
>>mop up on aisle 3
fucking lost it
>>70953512
no more dubs, bub. check my 4
>>70945718
"Whats your snapchat?? ;)"
Snapwhat?
>>70953353
You know how when you are sitting somewhere quietly your brain is going a mile a minute jumping from one thought to another in an infinite chain of ideas?
Yeah, women do that with their mouths. But whereas we think about science and history and important shit, they run their fucking mouths about ANYTHING
And yes, anal is the only answer
>>70952961
Truth
>>70951836
No its more like
*in debate*
*male makes a point*
Well you're a man so you wouldn't understand.
*disregards point*
"cats"
>>70945718
I remember a girl I met at uni who said some pretty lackluster generic shit like
>she had a very strong belief in god, yet......
>She believed everyone went to heaven
>She never prayed or went to church (She said god doesn't need her to)
>Was openly bisexual with numerous girls and guys
>Got drunk all the time
>militant leftist and supporter of gay marriage and abortion
>Was a feminazi said she would adopt a colored child and would only marry a man who would take her second name
One time got offended when the legit christfags at my uni asked her about her religious beliefs only to tell her christianity is not any of that
MFW
"Yours is the biggest one i've seen"
>>70953736
The ability to effectively express your thoughts and feelings around those close to you is a crucial life skill. It's something a lot of people autistically lack and it's why there are so many people in shitty relationships. Two people who don't know how to communicate are destined to have a shitty, arguement filled relationship.
However, one person can be a good communicator and teach the other person. It takes patience and time. Although not everyone can be taught to think in this way, some people are stunted emotionally and can't apply the lateral thinking it takes to consider others' emotions and sit down and do inventory on their own wants and needs.
>>70952724
Jesus reincarnated before he ascended to heaven
Are there any women in this thread haha?? :)
Please reply to me haha
These mean guys are being real abusive :( I can talk to you haha
I am a real man :) I will treat you nice
>>70954183
BIGGEST POO
>while watching a horror movie
>"If that was me I'd kick the shit out of that serial killer/monster/rapist"
>mfw
>>70954183
No woman said that to you India.
>>70954192
nigga fuck off
If you're not talking about chemistry or society or some important shit I don't want to here it
i.e. I couldn't give a fuck what comes out of my girlfriend's mouth unless it's my frothy cum, because odds are it's going to be trite garbage
Feelings are for faggots
"He's just a friend!"
>>70949676
:---DDD
>>70954404
hear*
>>70954395
If you act like that and have so little respect I would dump you too.
>>70954404
i didn't know i was in the presence of such a euphoric individual
*tips*
>>70952465
>gastroenteritis during 5 days
>nausea and belly cramp
>things get worst when sat (because physiology)
>force myself to swallow and concentrate to ignore the pain
>after 2 days gf get mad because I did not maintain the conversation during dinner as usual
They litteraly get batshit crazy if people cease to give them attention.
There is a reason why the old hermit is always a guy in fiction, a woman can't handle to be denied attention for even a little time.
>>70954192
You're confusing "hear someone rambling about or several minutes" with "effectively comunicating"
>>70954133
those kinds of people are so common it's absurd, so many scumbags think they are dutiful christians and are smug as fuck about it
>>70954326
Let's not mince words. He was reincarnated in sense of resurrection. He was given life in the same body. Hindu/buddhist/other reincarnation is an entirely different ideology.
>>70949676
:DDDDDDDD
>>70954396
He was talking about poo
>>70945718
"I am a lesbian"
proceeds to fuck some chad minutes later
they'll say anything in an attempt to appear special and unique
>>70954645
Maybe express that it's frustrating for you to listen to things that she doesn't want advice on or need help solving? Instead of just bitching about your gf's smalltalk on 4chan?
>>70952865
Love aussies :D
>>70945884
fpbp
>>70947892
JUST PICK FOR ONCE YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!
>I mean, I love you.
>>70954840
for you
>>70954543
Not really. I'm culturally Christian, registered republican, gun-owning, passionate about my field of study, etc
But when it comes to women they invariably have nothing worthwhile to say unless we're talking about a genuine, masculinized anomaly, in which case she's still just a useless quasi-man dyke because I don't want to fuck her
If I hangout with my buddies I can have a blast, discuss interesting things, speak my mind without tip-toeing around their feelings, etc.
Ergo women are flesh sacks only worthy of rough anal
>>70954840
No need to be racist.
>>70955033
>Maybe express that it's frustrating for you to listen to things that she doesn't want advice on or need help solving?
Which I did, and here you are bitching about it.
>>70949676
>>70952387
Can confirm. This is true of pretty much all Americanized Asian girls.
>>70955180
Gun-ownin eh? LOL.
I can only imagine someone in Poland describe himself as "gun-owning".
>I took yaz! I don't know how i got pregnant anon :(
"I'm a proud dog mom!"
In my life I've only met 2 intelligent and rationally thinking women. Both teachers. Both of them criticized how women think, associating their thinking more with men. It's kinda funny.
> Shit women say
Women have shit to say?! What the fuck, I've only them talk but never heard one actually say anything.
>>70955627
Tell me, a woman said that to YOU?
>>70945718
how does that not make sense?
fucking moron
>>70953727
I always lie and then let them ramble on about how "obvious" it was then tell them the truth and show them my license.
>>70946088
delete this
>>70955826
I know right? I really feel like I am not the only one here who considers himself spiritual yet does not follow an organized religion.
>>70954133
>One time got offended when the legit christfags at my uni asked her about her religious beliefs only to tell her christianity is not any of that
Now imagine how muslims feel after brussels or charlie hebdo
>>70949055
Too fucking right.
>>70955710
That is horrible. You really feel that way AND you wonder why you have a problem with woman?
>>70953393
Kek'ed out of my chair
>>70955719
You clearly do not understand American women..
>>70954404
>Feelings are for faggots
m'ascended male
>>70949055
As if worshipping GOD was a spiritual act. This is pathetic.
>>70953987
check em
>>70948073
I've heard this one before.
>Is it in yet?
>I have a bunch of guy friends. I just don't get along with girls :)
>>70956259
Maybe I don't. I never met one. But I still doubt this thing. Maybe america is not what I though it is, maybe I'm wrong.
I am too tired for sex
![SatisfiedCustomer_Thumb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GTnOB6R.jpg "SatisfiedCustomer_Thumb[1].jpg")
>tfw my gf was kissless, handholdless and a virgin when I met her
>tfw she's extremely socially awkward and introverted as fuck
>tfw she lacks any semblance of self-esteem
>tfw she never leaves the apartment because she's afraid of meeting people she knows
>tfw she's completely devoted to me because she was lonely as fuck her entire life and knows nothing about the real world
>tfw she will never pursue any higher education despite being a math whiz
>tfw her lack of confidence permanently grounds her to my home
Only cons: she's three years older than me and has a somewhat big nose. But in Sweden? Come on, it's like they're not even cons. Only /pol/ makes me realize how lucky I am, because everybody else thinks that fucking around all the time and being a degenerate slut is normal.
>"I think it's time we meet new people"
>"I need to grow as person, right now I'm not what you need"
>"I need new experiences"
3 years of my life, committed and faithful, Not even the longest of what others have sacrificed.
Gone to someone I found, at the time, to be one of the best people I've personally met.
I improved my life being with her, feeling a sense of drive and purpose, for the first time in my life making progress to fulfill my masculinity as a future husband and father.
And she leaves.
The expectations have been set so damn high because of this girl, and if even she flaked out on me, what hope is there for me to find that remaining 0.001%?
"im an open book"
"i think im funny"
"i really don't follow politics but bernie sanders seems like the best choice"
"women should get paid the same as men"
"don't cum inside me"
"you're so mean"
>>70949969
>that's so Cancer!
>>70948073
I dated a girl who had a friend that claimed her birth control made her fat. The truth was she was super hot in high school, but only because she had an eating disorder. She blew up like a balloon after she fucked up her stomach and couldn't barf up everything she ate.
>>70956475
>But I still doubt this thing.
Watch this, you will want to kill yourself.
This is your basic american women.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4283vc_jordan-cheyenne-spermjacker_school
>>70954396
Yes, it was your nigger mom. Still counts.
>>70945718
"Sorry for the late reply I didn't have my phone on me"
>>70955131
>>I mean, I love you.
>And thus, Anon fell further into the trap called "love"
"Wow, just wow."
"I can control myself."
>>70950283
Don't forget
>"I hate drama"
>proceeds to cause unnecessary drama
>>70949969
>"That's so (zodiac sign)"
>when she realizes you're the same sign
HAHA OMG I COULD TOTALLY TELL U JUST SEEM LIKE A PISCES WE ATTRACT TO ONE ANOTHER WERE BOTH WATER SIGNS LOL LET ME READ YOUR PALM I READ A BOOK ON THIS ONCE MUH DO DA DIPPA YOUR LIFE LINE IS SO LONG LMAO MINES NOT LOLOLOL
>>70954326
No he didn't. He was in the same body. He showed the holes in his hands and side to his disciples.
![B8DCJ3uCcAEC9Ve[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mvJNKhH.jpg "B8DCJ3uCcAEC9Ve[2].jpg")
Note to self: Always avoid women who read horoscopes
