Why americans always act like "Don't be strong, Ivan. I'm the one supposed to be strong."
Look, we have a lot shit to do here in Russia, we have TONS of problems, so be sure we're not a fucking threat. Communism is gone long time ago.
Actually, we have more in common than you can imagine.
But here on /pol/ I see murikan warmongers everywhere, who dreaming about war with us.
So what went wrong, /pol/?
Because our politicians are all baby boomers who still think Russia is the USSR
Please have the KGB assassinate Hillary so that Trump can get elected and we can blanda uupp
nigger president and neocon cuckservatives
That's why we need Trump.
>>70935214
Cold War ended. Ruined everything. We had a good thing going, but no, Ivan had to fuck it up.
>>70935214
Its ok Ivan, i like you :)
>>70935214
Politicians on both sides tug the rope because it's good for their respective arms industries.
I don't see any compelling reason why, going forward in the 21st century, the US and Russia should not join hands and curb stomp kebab world wide.
>>70935214
Most US-Rus alliance threads are started by burgers tho. I always thought you just didn't like us ;_;. The young people probably don't care, it's the older ones who grew up when the cold war was still relevant.
>youll never get drunk and hang out with russians via sister country travel arrangements
>you'll never attack a chinese bunker with a russian comrade during the pacific campaign
>>70935214
Those are just shills man. Shills and neocons.
Most Americans don't want to push our countries to the brink of war and most Americans don't understand the U.S.'s role in the region and who it supports (turkey Isis). Most Americans think Obama is working to defeat Isis when in reality he's funding them.
>>70935214
Because Americans don't like hypocrites and whataboutism. Russia likes to play the victim like no one else while violating as many international laws and agreements as it can while starting wars of annexation, much like Nazi Germany. Americans wouldn't mind a strong Russia if it wasn't perpetually aligning itself against the west. When somebody with nukes says "death to America" we tend to get suspicious.
>>70935214
Fuck off faggot
>>70935214
If the US and Russia can't have proxy wars they both lose a lot of money.
But yes, one can always dream about US/Russia alliance, they would wreck anything.
>>70935887
US and Russia should split you in half and deport all the chinks and ranjeets, that might actually save Canada.
Look at them, /pol/. Some soldiers just drinking, chilling around. They are happy.
And now we're threats to eachother - you sending rockets and ships right to our fucking borders, and we're trying to get our shit together and preparing for war.
>>70935214
Hey Sasha, why don't you like our planes? Murricans love Sukhoi, MiG not so much.
>>70936072
how exactly did Boris Nemstov die?
how did Putin win the election in 2012 after Medvedev after Putin?
>>70936072
Its called a propaganda picture dumbfuck
>>70935214
>he doesn't want to see the world die in the nuclear fire
Why won't you fuck off to Europe like other libcucks do
More US and Soviet soldiers
Mainly because senile shills in congress who think its still 1978 and it's profitable to scaremonger
A US-Russian alliance, or hell, even just a non-competitive stance would do the US a lot of good.
We're not feeling so good, that's why I'm helping make America great again
>>70936138
Why should I want this? I want to bomb 3rd world WITH the USA, not fucking eachother.
>>70936286
>I want to bomb 3rd world WITH the USA, not fucking eachother
Cuck
>>70936155
Fuck off shill. US and Russia have always hated eachother. These are just photo ops
>>70935214
Why the fuck Americans should ally with such assholes as Russians?
Russia never was, is not and will not be a reliable ally to anyone.
Americans once helped Commies to defeat Nazis but only got their hand bitten by those ungrateful Eternal Vatniks.
>>70936286
If you want to have fun with us then you should immigrate here and leave your KGB crypto commie president-por-vida Putin behind where he can dream impotently of his country being on top or destroying the world so everybody's on bottom.
>>70936428
Do you have any pics where Russians aren't commies?
>>70936494
Why the fuck should the butthurt-belt have any say whatsoever?
>>70936131
>implying mysterious deaths are somehow exclusive to russian politicians.
>>70935214
Because you keep "respecting rules" with a typically Russian interpretation (RUSSIA STRONK) which only hurts you and makes you the impoverished, underachieving, foul-mouthed, hyper aggressive playground pariah only one step above North Korea.
You only wonder why, and will never get it. If ever one nation needed therapy...
http://news.sky.com/story/1678461/russian-jets-respected-rules-in-warship-flyby
>>70935214
Amerussia needs to be real
>>70935214
Calm down Ivan, nobody in the US wants war with Russia except 40 year old rednecks that remember their grampappy filling their tiny minds with the visions of "the red scare". That's in real life anyway, here on /pol/ it's just banter.
I grew up in a very diverse part of western Washington with a lot of people from eastern Europe that came to the US when the wall fell, they just want to make lots of money and be happy, can't blame them for that.
I won't play video games with you though. Never.
>>70936448
Fuck off Syrup Nigger
>>70935760
And when somebody said "death to America"?
And US is hypocrite. They selling guns n shit to terrorists, they're starting revolutions all over the world. And when Russia do things not even close to the same, its bad.
>>70935214
clintons bernie sanders cruz kasich and all those goons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOgtMTaG1SY
>>70936562
serbian austrian cuck detected. keep sucking your masters dick
>>70935214
Our citizens get along fine. I like Russians and think they're a good people overall. I think we would be a powerhouse if we cooperated.
Blame the politicians for being cocksuckers. A lot of the military nonsense is just media sensationalism and political maneuvering. Most military guys don't seem to care about Russians doing shit on their turf, it's understood that no one means any harm when they buzz ships. Both sides do it to each other.
>>70935214
Oh, it's the daily libcuck thread?
>>70935214
I like Russia. I want an alliance. Idk what everyone else's problem is. Guess it goes against the Jew's plans.
>>70936666
Make America Great Again.
>so we can make the world Great.
>>70935214
You can thank Macaque Obama for fucking up US/Russia relations and basically convincing the whole west that Russia is the boogie man
>>70936131
Nemtsov was killed by chechens. Kadyrov is very tsundere to Putin and tries to keep giving him presents.
He wanted to go to Syria and wreck everyone on behalf of Russia. He killed Boris, because he was an annoying liberal always barking random shit.
>>70935214
Because politics, oil and the USD's status as the world reserve currency. In short, some folks probably stand to lose money if we don't make you our adversary.
>>70935647
this
>>70935214
Americans don't think about Russia. At all.
Russians are obsessed with NATO and the USA when the truth is that we could really care less about you.
>>70935214
Don't worry. Trump likes Russia.
>>70935214
Communism never was a threat USSR was. Communism was a meme like much peoples rights for burgers now - an excuse of "influence sphere". It was "an orthodox bretherens" before USSR and "conservative values" now, and White house guys have learn this in Yale, unlike general pol neet dreaming about strong Putin dick.
Inbf hohol butthurt.
>>70936448
YOU are the problem mohammad.
>>70936562
>Serbo Putinjugend shill detected.
Pretty much why World is fucked up because some butthurt Serb shot some idiot Prince and cucked up Europe forever.
Neo-liberal cuckservatives do their thinking inside a pretty small box.
>Muh Russia is too strong, those scary soviets.
>Muh support those Jews & kikewars.
>Muh religion, even though I've had 3 wives and engage in frequent degeneracy.
>Muh give my babyboomer
bros fuckloads of wealfare, cause dey old now.
>Muh let western women do whatever they want.
>Muh let the left win the culture war, as long as they stay away from ecomonic policy.
>Muh young white males are completly irrelevant unless its dying time to protect the whole racket. If so, throw them some small-fry gibs.
>Muh I'ma get mine before I clock out. Stealing from other generations is ok.
>>70936743
neat
a pootin loo and a chadobongo
>>70935291
/thread
>>70936768
Like when your cat brings you a dead rat.
>>70935214
>But here on /pol/ I see murikan warmongers everywhere, who dreaming about war with us.
Maybe if you stopped trying to dick wave we wouldn't stir jingoistic sentiment. Instead, you buzz our ships and pretty soon we're going to shoot one of those planes down like we did in the 80's and you tried to cover it up.
>>70936822
Your country was a meme
Now it's not a country anymore
>>70936823
You're so fucking dumb and naive that its pathetic
>w-why cant we just be friends and sheeit
>>70936924
Yes. But that's just what kind of guy Kadyrov is. An ex-terrorist, what kind of other presents can he give?
>>70936665
>They selling guns n shit to terrorists, they're starting revolutions all over the world
That is literally the exact thing the Soviet Union started doing immediately after World War II and has been doing continuously ever since for the sole purpose of frustrating the United State's status as hegemon. This is whataboutism you vatnik loser.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whataboutism
There's no point in arguing with you because you will never accept any of the innumerable faults in your wretched second-world dictatorship country.
>>70936768
that's more fucked up than when the Polish president's plane mysteriously went down in Russia.
For people who use their eyes, Russia does not look good.
ALL RUSKIES SEE THIS POST PLEASE
>>70936666
>>70935214
>murikan warmongers everywhere, who dreaming about war with us.
I'm not sure which threads those were but I'm fairly certain at least a fair percentage of us burgers would love to team up with you squatting drunk bears and eradicate kebabs.
>>70936822
Good post
>>70935214
a Russia/US alliance could easily stabilize the entire world, If only we could work together as a team
The Donald will sort it out, don't you worry.
>>70936953
> you buzz our ships amred to the teeth with cruise missile 100 km of your coast, with unarmed planes
> stop!
If you saw the reactions of the sailors, you could see them enjoying the free air-show.
You, however, are being a good little angry goy.
>>70935291
4Chan commandment;
The first post shall be the best post.
>>70936973
> why can't you see I have my own machinations and agenda :)
Do not take me lightly just because you can't get to know me.
Or see the bigger picture its ok I still love you this is for your own good.
>>70935214
I like modern Russia now that you have ditched Gommunism
>>70935214
Putin is kind of shifty but I definitely think Russia and USA should be bros and strong arm our way around the world together
>>70937013
> for people who use their eyes
Yeah, the people who use their eyes know that Russia would not benefit from the government of some butthurt state slamming their cabinet into the ground in Russia.
>>70935214
OP I'm pro good relations with Russia. Part of why we're so much in debt is because we want to be world police. I'd gladly share the responsibility and decision making with Russia.
>>70937014
RETAKE CONSTANTINOPLE.
DEUS VOLT.
>>70935214
Intelligent Americans don't buy the "Evil Russian" meme.
It's a well-known fact that most of the subversive commie jews fled the Soviet Union and currently hide behind the American banking system.
>>70935214
Please kill our black people Based Russia!
>>70937225
New nuke/capable US/Russia space station when?! You could bring SO MUCH peace.
>>70935214
>Actually, we have more in common than you can imagine.
You're 100% right. I want Russia and America to be friends.
The reason for the current friction? Obama got offended because Russia passed a law prohibiting gay radicals to teach their gay radical shit to kids.
That's when it started.
>>70937133
>>70937252
>>70937220
>>70937190
useful idiots :)
>>70935214
Our Politicians don't want us to be friends Sasha. I'm sure your government would not allow such a thing as well
>>70935214
Russians are bro-tier.
>>70937348
Jew.
>>70937367
Man I love Sasha as a name. Had a big Samoyed named that and I loved her.
>>70937323
It started when neo-cons decided they need mo money for dem army programs and Bush dumped Putin before the prom (Iraq war)
>>70936131
How exactly did Andrew Breitbart die?
>>70937183
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-russians-miss-joseph-stalin-2013-5
The Eternal Vatniks are even more clinged in love of Stalinism than actual reign of Stalin.
I think war scenarios have more to do with a thought exercise in the hypothetical case of it. Not so much malice.
Anyway, I wish we could get a long better. Our politicians are just fucking idiots. Let's hope Trump changes that.
>>70937183
its literally the same place pretty much
A lack of rivals hurts power projection
>>70937540
Trump has 0 chance of winning ameridunce
>tfw not best friends forever with america
>tfw still haven't gotten free from the shackles of communism
>tfw instead of ending the cold war and just having a drink toghether and laughing at it we still try to act tought and dick wave
>tfw not best friends forever with america
;__;
>>70937554
You're getting pretty annoying you non-white piece of shit.
>>70935214
We can only be friends if you send disease and drug free women.
>>70937468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnqvMgyhgYI
>>70935694
Speak for yourself faggot
Fuck Russia, bring on full scale war. Enough if shooting sand people who don't have tanks or planes or adequate weaponry
>>70935214
I saw a lot of commonalities in Russia while I was there. I wish we were bros, no reason to stay enemies anymore. It's stupid.
>>70935214
I like Russians. I've always thought we were similar. you guys have a totally original and pure culture and don't put up with bullshit. America and Russia should rule the world.
>>70937476
Meh. How much of it though is just saving face culturally. It's their canon. I think Hitler did nothing wrong, but I also accept in American lore that's he's evil and FDR was a good man. It is what it is.
>>70937598
Russians and Americans have way too different views. Not in this century, Baнюшa
>Why can't we be friends with USA?
The Ukraine
>>70937658
Don't worry. They will destroy themselves soon enough. The invasion of ukraine is a last desperate attempt to become relevant again
>>70937591
And why is that?
>>70937771
All I want is to study, work, have a job, come home and have some drinks with my friends.
I want to shoot guns.
I want to be proud of my country.
I want to be happy and enjoy the glory of capitalism and patriotism.
>>70935291
>our politicians are all baby boomers who still think Russia is the USSR
>KGB
ha
>>70935214
Don't worry Ivan. Once trump becomes president, we will finally be bro tier. All americans that aren't brain dead cucks want to be buddys with you guys since you are the only other big nig on the block that has balls to do anything.
>>70935214
American cuckservative jingoists are below blacks in brain capacity.
Just ignore them, every non-cuck knows a union of white christian countries is the most desirable thing for the west...
>>70937880
So you're not like a regular Russian. Come here and integrate into American nation.
It doesn't mean that Russians have something in common with Americans on average. There will be no friendship between the nations
>>70937190
This.
>>70937880
Hello Stepan
>>70937805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrohB7u1j9Q
>>70937880
you can do all of that in russia, pidor
>>70937870
75% of women have negative view of him
80% of blacks
80% latinos
85% of young people
He also loses almost every GE poll against hillary
His only draw is middle aged white men. Can't wait for him to either lose at the convention or get destroyed in a GE. I want him to win the nom just so he can get humiliated in a general. It will be a beautiful day of butthurt on /pol/ when he makes his concession speech
>>70937880
We are natural allies. We both want the same things from life. You can't say that about most countries. Everyone else are pussies.
>>70937099
>Austria defending Russian invasion of American fleet airspace
Get the fuck out of NATO before we occupy your country and fuck your sisters again, you cuck shitbird.
>>70937880
>I want to be proud of my country.
I think that's still a bit hard to do even over here. While we've been a great force, we are now just too much about the monkeys that infest our cities and politicians trying to make a buck by cashing in to the 'be nice to the people who are so opposite of you and never intend to change their ways' of that big ass desert of shit.
>>70935214
I don't care either way for a friendship with Russia. I feel the same about Ukraine, but it seems every other country surrounding you seems to be nervous or upset about you.
Imagine if Mexico or Canada hated us sooo much that they asked you guys to install military bases on our border with them and patrol their airways. That's how much they hate you.
It's really all your fault. You made your bed and now you have to lie in it.
>>70938008
What? No he shouldnt. Him and people like him have to stay in russia to help change it for the better. If nobody from his mindset stays there how can that happen.
>>70935291
>blanda uupp with Russia
>>70938155
None of my friends want to shoot with me.
They just get wasted on cheap vodka.
Nobody is proud of Russia like Americans are. It's different. Everyone really thinks Russia is hellhole.
>>70935214
Most Westerns do not hate Russia.
You are our brothers in the struggle.
>>70935214
I wanna blanda up and piss off muslims
>>70938191
Austrians are not even NATO
And this "Austrian" is Slavshit immigrant on welfare.
>>70938235
find new friends? idk
what city are you from?
>>70935214
I want to be friends. Together we can eliminate kebab.
>>70935214
Baby Boomers
Honestly I think Russia and the US is the perfect combination of power and recklessness
Down with NATO
Up with the Pacific Super Alliance
>>70936562
Because they can pay us for security. It's economically beneficial for us to care more about them than you.
>>70936072
The US Donald COOK is named after my uncle. It's really surreal that the ruskies were fucking with it by flying their jets so close. Makes me realize how war effects everybody.
so anyways why is the USA's hat whispering "allah is great" to the USA ?
>>70935214
> So what went wrong, /pol/?
Trump wants to work with russia. We're trying to get him in office to do just that.
Russia has angered the great jew, so all our other politicians want to destroy it.
If Trump gets in, shit is going to change for the better. You'll see.
>>70938352
Okha
>>70937880
>>70938235
youre very naive. Are you even out of highschool?
>>70938457
Yes of course. I'm 21.
>>70938457
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
>>70938171
Why do you want the West to die? For an easy laugh?
>>70938392
They're tsundere for America and want liberation but can't outright ask for it.
>>70935214
Why you gotta fly over our shit at 75 ft?
>>70938546
They were just saying "hello". Chill out a little bit, dude.
>>70938426
damn nigger, you're pretty far east.
why not move somewhere more urban?
>>70937598
I'm curious how does your average Russian citizen view us Americans?
I hate how our politicians have this Russian Boogeyman since the Cold War that shit needs to die out. It's a whole different time in the Current Year.
heres something to make you feel proud about your nation RussianBro
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1458612081010.webm
>>70938235
They're right tho
Ur country is a shit hole that only old commies should be proud of
>>70938546
We just want say hello.
Pls no retaliation.
>>70938630
They would've shot us down if we flew over Moscow.
>>70936132
>implying they werent actually enjoying each others company
dont be fucking stupid. Both Americlaps and Rooskies knew they were supposed to be wary of each other but after months/years of fighting they couldnt give a half a shit about their differences and probably had a good time fucking around during this photo.
>>70938630
I was in the navy. We see you coming from hundreds of nautical miles out. There is literally no reason to come closer than 12 nautical miles, let alone 75 ft. It's unprofessional and unbecoming.
>>70935214
It's just our politicians, most of whom grew up during the cold war. Many millennials see russia as "quirky," boisterous drunks who spend their free time playing counterstrike. In other words, mostly harmless, and probably a lot of fun to be around.
People dreaming about a war are subconsciously dreaming of the events portrayed in "The Lion," and of the rise of a Western/Slavic alliance against the middle east, south america, and africa
Don't take anti-russia posters too seriously
>>70938703
>Hyperbole
Go away
>>70935214
The world used to be whole. But with
the end of the Second World War, countries began to fight amongst
themselves and the world was torn apart. The foibles of politics and
the march of time can turn friends into enemies just as easily as the wind
changes. Ridiculous, isn't it? Yesterday's ally becomes today's opposition. America and Russia fought together against Nazi Germany. Now consider whether America and Russia will still be enemies in the 21st century. Somehow, I doubt it. Enemies change
along with the times, and the flow of the ages. So then what is an enemy? Is there such thing as an absolute timeless enemy? There is no such thing and never has been. And the
reason is that our enemies are human beings like us. They can only be our
enemies in relative terms.
>>70938675
Maybe I move, I don't know.
I'm not rich, I'd have to find a job first near where I want to move.
>>70938687
I know. Russia is not very good place to live in.
>>70938679
Some hate, some don't care. Most don't really care, only old men and brainwashed wannabe commies think americans are evil. At this point it's just who can wave dick higher than other.
>>70938751
>pls dont spoil my fantasy
the whole thing was arranged and filmed for use as allied propaganda you childish fuckwit
>>70938225
5% can't change 95% within their own generation. It's smarter to immigrate
>>70938679
>Russian Boogeyman since the Cold War that shit needs to die out
>Since 2007 because Russia can't stop invading their fucking neighbors
FTFY. Relations between Russia and the US were actually extremely warm between the Yugoslav Wars and the Georgia Crisis. Then Russia had to fuck it up. Hell, Bush and Putin were good friends until that shit.
>>70938235
Tell me Sergei, how do we make Russia Great Againov?
Do we elect Trump, Trump pals up with Putin and we enter glorious era of Russo/Burger superpower friendship and trade?
>>70938884
But anon where are the proofs?
We didn't invade anyone, we just liberated Russian citizens.
Putin/trump supreme leaders of the world 2020
>>70935214
>>70935291
>>70935292
>>70935337
>>70935443
>>70935647
>>70935650
>>70935694
>>70935760
>>70935925
>>70936003
>>70936072
fuck off fags. america and russia will forever be enemies
>>70938845
>pictures used for propaganda
sure
>Troops not having a good time
unlikely
>arranged meeting purely for propaganda
proofs are in order
Because Obama is being a child.
I see very attractive russians by the way.
>>70938933
>publicly invade Georgia
>coup Belarus and install puppet government
>"covertly" funding and aiding rebels in Ukraine
>MUH PROOFS
Should've nuked you in '48.
>>70935214
I've always felt this way, anything the U.S. Gets ripped on for Russia has worse. It's like, euros think we're racist and homophobic, but Russia is more racist and homophobic. U.S. Is constantly told it's an oligarchy, but so is Russia.
We are more alike than I know, and I wish you never became the USSR, that way after WWII we could rule the world hand in hand.
Oh well, just try not to have Russia chimp out, and we'll try to make sure the U.S. Doesn't chimp out. Eventually we'll be like the UK and France, a friendly rivalry.
There cannot be a close relationship between countries unless their peoples have developed comradery with each other. We cannot develop the comradery unless there is relatively unrestricted and easy travel between the peoples. If we do not antogonize each other, the friendship will develop naturally. The internet is the most practical and most likely means to accomplish this, as communication barriers are all but nonexistent.
>>70938963
Good goyim!
>>70935647
>Picture needs more F-15 and Top Gun music.
>>70935214
>mexican german russian jew. american. master race.
only someone like me can really bring us together
Tfw I don't have an Ivanbro to purge the ME with and drink/shoot/vidya with on weekends. Why live?
>>70935291
>blanda uupp
>>70939056
who is the real goyim? dance goy
>>70935214
Fuck yea, Rusbro
I love you guys, the average american has no beef with you guys. I hope the feeling is mutual.
P.S. Keep up the good work with the space program, weapon designs and vodka.
>>70938963
Dude, a fucking kike leaf!
>>70935214
We can't be friends. We can have mutual respect though.
>>70935214
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Game
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_for_the_New_American_Century
Because US is a superpower that wants to dominate the world. They don't need or want any competitors and just want vassals and client states. Meanwhile we're occupying the most important strategic clay as well as tons of resources while daring to be somewhat independent and thus need to be destroyed.
>>70939016
>Because Obama is being a child.
Did Obama invade a neighboring country? No im pretty sure that was Putin but yet you call Obama the child
I hate you cuckservatives
>>70939116
You're the goyim, fucking leaf goy.
>>70939029
georgia invaded south ossetia...
>>70939090
had to put mexican first
>>70938963
silence leaf, last i check you were sandwiched between the two of us
>>70939106
Fucking perfect
>>70938997
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elbe_Day
>On April 26, the commanders of the 69th Infantry Division of the First Army and the 58th Guards Rifle Division of the 5th Guards Army (Soviet Union) met at Torgau, southwest of Berlin. Arrangements were made for the formal "Handshake of Torgau" between Robertson and Silvashko in front of photographers the following day, April 27.
I watched a cold war documentary where theres footage of film crews and soldiers posing for photos
The United States and Russia should be friends.
We should be best friends. Ignore politicians who are stuck in the cold war.
>>70938963
Fuck off leech, Russia is friend
>>70935214
I have fantasized about this in the past but lately I've come to realize that it will NEVER happen. The Bush-Putin years are the closest it can get. There are many reasons for this but the most important is simply: Oil.
The US wants to control all the oil on the planet and Russia sometimes gets in the way of that. So we can never be friends.
>>70939205
This. Blame America all you want, but Russia is equally at fault. Our peoples don't hate each other, but our governments have reason to keep the feud going.
You can not say this is all Americas fault. Russia has been chomping out way more than us. Remember when we invaded Canada and took a province for ourselves? Oh wait that didn't happen.
>>70939205
>Did Obama invade a neighboring country
no, he just funded an agency that gave weapons to cartels, which ended up getting BP agents killed.
as well as destabilizing lybia, yemen, syria..
but hey, he has got the Nobel Peace prize!
>>70938963
I'm suprised your country hasn't swapped that maple leaf for a marijuana leaf.
>>70939274
very well, thank you
>>70938859
0% will never change jack shit.
That sounds like cuckold line of reasoning, better to sit down and give up by migrating rather than doing something?...
The Jews just keeping an enemy on standby in case the whole global warming/rich people thing doesnt hold up.
>>70935214
We will be friends when Trump comes into office Ivan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w04A09k-g4
>>70935214
Seize Constantinople like you've wanted to do since forever. Then we'll talk.
>>70937805
Seriously, your country is top tier in the worst posters on /pol/. You are as annoying as the Greek antifa shill.
>>70939467
You have no idea what's going on in Russia my black friend
>>70939594
Watch yourself Hansmed, you arent too far behind yourself
>>70939594
I'm starting to get very annoyed by this flag meme bullshit. I make valid points yet you idiots choose to just talk about my flag rather than refute me. You're just showing how stupid you are
>>70939556
>implying Putin endorsing trump doesn't hurt his campaign
Putin probably hates the idea of a strong American president, so he probably endorsed trump to lose him a bunch of baby boomers
>>70939699
this is sick, when was this?
>>70939205
He didn't attend a funeral, instead went to puerto rico for some stupid dance. And another event where he went golfing instead of visiting Japan.
RUSSIA GREATEST ALLY
REMOVE KEBAB
>>70939221
Treat yourself as you would the least of your brothers.
>>70935291
Baby boomers truly are the worst generation.
>>70935214
Your average American is indifferent at worst to your average rooskie, governments butt heads.
>>70939745
>Trump says he wants to work with Russia, explore common interests
>LOL DUDE PUTINS GONNA HATE THAT
>>70935214
I don't think Putin wants to be friends with us after our news media called him autistic
>>70939750
It's US/Hungary training, I believe.
>>70939597
Going for a personal attack (with a shit tier insult based on /pol/ meme fairytales) rather than debating, and assuming I know nothing about the russian condition.
Typical american shitpost.
Stay bitter greasy mulato friend.
>>70935214
I love you Ivan. And you're leader is one of the most redpilled out there.
http://youtu.be/qkRf2Qb1TAE
>>70935214
because you feel the need to cheat in every online game
>>70939761
I cant express how much I love these pictures, even as a fedora
>>70935291
b-b-b-blanda upp
eyo eyo blanda upp Ivan
blanda up Joe
blanda up steven
blanda up nao!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCDMGu-xi30
>>70939029
>"covertly" funding and aiding rebels in Ukraine
I think you are talking about your government and agencies, burger.
>>70935214
No way brah. No one wants to war with Russia. I'd like to be friends with you crazy bastards.
>>70939855
Link plz
>>70937598
Seriously this, ruskiebro. Sure, this were shaky in the past, but that's the past. A Russian-American broship would usher in a new golden age for the world!
>>70938679
>I'm curious how does your average Russian citizen view us Americans?
They hate your guts. The current narrative is basically "every time something happens or we fuck up play it off like we have a deep inferiority complex and blame everything on the americans" and guess what it worked just like it did in Soviet times. They like to point out that you only had like three centuries of independence while pushing we wuz ancient slavs n'shit forgetting that Russia hasn't been culturally relevant since the commies destroyed intelligentsiya. They whine about fast-food and big corporations pulling the strings in your government which is actually true followed by retarded assumptions that they're after Eastern Ukraine's shale gas and it's the reason why they triggered the maidan. There is even a group of completely nuts commies that believe that Putin is too soft and is actually given orders from Washington.
Why can't you just nuke this shithole already?
>you will never explore the sea with Putin
>>70938963
Your kike-meddling won't work here. America and Russia will unite in the not-too-distant future and one of the first things they'll do together as a team is to put their boots on Canada's neck.
>>70939718
No, your points are bullshit and you are an idologically deluded shitposter driven by hate for Russia. And I never had respect for that. Ever.
>>70940128
>Sure, this were shaky in the past
It's past to Americans, not to Russians who still live in a cold war and hate everything about America
>>70938963
Piss off, chink. You had your chance, but you constantly fuck it up, along with everyone else.
>>70937658
Literally why
>$.01has been deposited to your account - GOPidf ©
>>70938884
No, they weren't. They were warm only in 90s after USSR collapsed and we hated ourselves with passion while admiring everything about you. The first cold shower was probably when you started bombing Yugoslavia which we always regarded as our brothers. You also funded Chechen separatism and criticized our wars with them. It got somewhat better after 9/11 and "war on terrorism", but you still kept expanding NATO to our borders violating your informal promise to Gorbachev not to do that. You kept "promoting democracy" in former republics which led to revolutions and anti-Russian governments there. Georgia and Ukraine were in danger of entering NATO so we had to do something about them. It was a good opportunity that retard like Saakashvili attacked South Ossetia and our peace-keepers stationed there thinking that NATO would back him. We pacified him and prevented Georgia from entering NATO.
>>70940021
Stfu Merkel
>>70938963
This. And you need to fuck up Russia for good.
>>70940192
Go to sleep, piggy. Had enough of your cockhole subversion.
>>70935214
Both sides must put aside their differences and unite Christendom, then we can focus on removing kebab.
The barbarians are at the gates; we can't keep fighting each other or all of us will lose to the Muslim hordes in the end.
>>70940128
Past? Huh????
moving to vladivostok next year faggots
>>70940294
>oink
Back to your cuck-shed, you Russian pig.
>>70940192
>and it's the reason why they triggered the maidan
Well, most of Russians are truly believe that America stands behind every conflict in the world. And all Ukrainian events including the current military conflicts are CLEARLY started and fueled by US government
>>70940126
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2015/02/04/putin-aspergers-syndrome-study-pentagon/22855927/
>>70940378
Haha, the cockhole oinked!
>>70940192
>Why can't you just nuke this shithole already?
>beautiful nature untouched and clean (except Chernobyl)
>lovely women
>degeneracy free
Russia is the last saving grace right now.
>>70940443
> can't spot the ukrainian
Come on, burger.
>>70940214
This saddens me
>>70940235
Ever ran into a Russian tourist? Ever follow the news and see what their government is doing? Ever look St Russians in Russia and see how low class trash they are?
>>70940443
>Russia
>degeneracy free
>lovely women
>clean nature
wew lad. I'm 100% sure you never lived in Russia
>>70940244
are you a writer because 99% of that is pure fiction
>>70940600
What is exactly is wrong here?
>>70940585
Guess tumblr porn lied to me. Indiana A is hot.
>>70940531
If this actually saddens you, always remember that if Russians hate anyone from America then it's your government. And that hate is well-founded.
>>70940404
>And all Ukrainian events including the current military conflicts are CLEARLY started and fueled by US government
Yes, and? It's not like Russia is a fucking saint that had nothind to do with getting her pawn into power in Kyrgyzstan. There were grounds for the conflict in Ukraine before that happened.
>>70940440
>хpю
Пoccaл тeбe eщё paз нa eблeт, пидopaшкa. Увepeн, ты знaeшь cлeйвянcкиe pyны.
>>70939029
>publicly invade Afghanistan
>coup Libyan government
>"covertly" funding and aiding rebels in Syria (ISIS)
>we dindu nuffin
The progressives and cuckservative agree on sticking our dick into any perceived "humanitarian crisis" so that liberals can feel good about themselves and cucks can benefit off the war lobby
>>70938546
That's just what the Ruskies do m8.
They do that same shit to our planes constantly.
I doubt it is actual malice though. It is probably just a sort of banter they have.
>>70935214
It's because we are insecure about our masculinity and feel threatened by your masculinity.
>>70940708
What are you doing in Russia, little piggy? Visiting your grandma? XDDDD
>>70940435
Ahaha
>>70940443
>unironically falling for the russia is based meme
I feel sorry for you.
>Chernobyl
>Russia
>>70940830
Чтo ты зaбылa в Aвcтpии, пидopaшкa? Кaк нapoд-пoбeдитeль мoeшь тaм нeмцaм copтиpы?
>>70940600
It's pretty accurate reproduction of the views of average Russian.
Source: I was born in USSR and lived in ex-soviet country in 90s and 00s
>>70940655
I'm not saying that slav girls are ugly. I'm saying that they're far from being nice as /pol/ imagine a white woman with traditional values
>>70940708
>Yes, and?
I'm just elaborating on your explanation of Russian views on America
>>70940948
Man, I bet I'd be very angry too...IF I HAD TO LIVE WITH MY GRANDMOTHER BECAUSE PUTIN BOMBED MY HOUSE XDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>70940646
>. You also funded Chechen separatism and criticized our wars with them
That's the most retarded shit i've ever read, i mean i would believe it if i had the same IQ as you. you need to come up with another story to cover up your ass beating in chechnya
> Georgia and Ukraine were in danger of entering NATO so we had to do something about them.
Why do you care? they're independent nations they can do whatever the fuck they want.
> Saakashvili attacked South Ossetia and our peace-keepers stationed there thinking that NATO would back him
>south ossetia
No such thing, just some subhumans russians gave weapons to get their gas pipes
> but you still kept expanding NATO to our borders violating your informal promise to Gorbachev not to do that
Vice versa, that's what putin is doing
>. You kept "promoting democracy" in former republics which led to revolutions and anti-Russian governments there.
Well that's what happens when you occupy foreign clay and slaugheter their people you fucking nog
>The first cold shower was probably when you started bombing Yugoslavia
Yeah, that's because the serbs chimped out started killing women and children
>>70940572
>Hurr we should throw the West into a deadly global war because some tourists made fun of me for being fat
You should work on your shilling
>>70941050
t. mad miserable vatnik competing with poles to get austrian loos clean
>>70941062
>chimped out started killing women and children
They started killing mudslimes, which was a bloody good thing.
Yet, murricans sided with the god damn mudshits.
>>70935291
>communism gone
>use kgb
Lol
All seriousness though Russia is a mafioso run country, and the US has spies knowing this. That's why we're not friends.
