I have reason to believe I'm of Jewish ancestry, how do I confirm this without doing some overpriced dna test?
Post a pic of yourself rubbing hands together or looking nuerotic
Is it your mother's side?
>>70932015
Ask your mother or grandmother if mother isn't to be trusted.
>>70932015
What is your reaction when say money falls into water?
>>70932087
Yes, but I'm not sure it's all the way down on my mothers side.
>>70932184
Grandmother (and grandfather) on mothers side died before I was born (1982!)
Fathers side is pretty much English as they come, from the river along severn somewhere.
Do you get all farty after eating ice cream, but aren't asian?
Have you ever had a nightmare that you couldn't find your wallet?
Does the idea of white genocide appeal to you?
>>70932324
If it's from many generations back you should just do the test, it's the only way to make sure.
What would you do with your newfound jewish identity?
>>70932363
kek to all three
>>70932015
>how do I confirm this without doing some overpriced dna test?
>without doing some overpriced dna test
>without overpriced
need more proof Schlomo?
>>70932494
/this
Welcome back, Isla Fisher.
>>70932494
Kek
>>70932015
here, just post this on your kikebook feed, saved you 200,000 american pennies.
>>70932015
do you pick up shekels you find on the street?
>>70932494
>>70932249
Nothing, plastic and cupronickel are worthless - I was rather upset when my btc wallet I'd stored underground (literally) on a flash drive was no longer readable though.
>>70932363
No.
Yes.
No, imho Whites > else
>>70932422
Fair enough
I have no idea.
>>70932494
Nah, even my dad's side is 'frugal' ('jewish' if you will) but they aren't jews by blood, mothers side has jewish blood, I just don't know If it makes me jewish or not (the laws on it are pretty odd, I wouldn't be upset though If I found I was)
also kek.
>>70932494
Kek seems so obvious.
Doing some overpriced DNA test.
I may be a black man, but I'll never be a jew. Alhamdulillah, deus vult, and shit.
>>70932249
Nothing, plastic and cupronickel are worthless - I was rather upset when my btc wallet I'd stored underground (literally) on a flash drive was no longer readable though.
>>70932363
No.
Yes.
No, imho Whites > else
>>70932422
Fair enough
I have no idea.
>>70932494
Nah, even my dad's side is 'frugal' ('jewish' if you will) but they aren't jews by blood, mothers side has jewish blood, I just don't know If it makes me jewish or not (the laws on it are pretty odd, I wouldn't be upset though If I found I was)
also kek.
>>70932554
How does the government in Israel work this out, surely they have some sort of test...
If you're not circumcised, then you've broken away from your potential Jewdom. If, however, you've been cicrcumcised, then you are to be deemed a Jewish convert no matter your wishes.
Talmud: "A male convert who has been immersed but not circumcised, or circumcised but not immersed, is a convert."
>>70932015
Have a friend drop a penny on the ground.
If you reflexively dive for it, you're /chosen/
>>70933021
I'm already confirmed for Deus Vult on my fathers side anyway, 'Palmer' is a big giveaway...
In any case, I'm no musso.
>overpriced DNA test
Nigger, you can get one for $99.
>>70933029
DNA tests + official documents of marriage/birth proving Judaism by foreign governments.
>>70933144
>In any case, I'm no musso.
Neither am I.
>>70933216
I got 4 jumpers today for $17.something.
$99 is too expensive for some computer to analyse my fluids.
Look I can understand it's not free, glass slides aren't free. nor is shipping - but $99 is pretty steep for a computer to do <10 seconds work.
>>70933257
I have no proof of the latter (nor the former for now, but lets assume I'd passed that) what then?
>>70933123
Circumcised.
Not baptised either, if that counts (Father was christedelphian)
>>70932494
>>70933615
Then if you have over 25% of Jewish DNA you're eligible for Israeli citizenship.
>>70934452
>christedelphian
Thanks mate, I don't think I'll qualify (who knows though!) but you've been a real help.
Shalom!
>>70934915
>Shalom
I have no idea why it quoted 'christedelphian' in that post, I didn't post it...
I think my extensions are breaking.
>>70934915
Say hi to this Aussie Jewess.
>>70932494
Kek you cheeky wanker
