>3 weeks into no fap
>no ejaculation whatsoever
>0 desire for sex or porn or fapping
>this past week
>brain knows i have too much semen built up
>dreaming of fucking 10/10 qt3.14s for the past week
>however
>lucid enough in dreams to avoid putting my dick in anything in attempt to avoid nocturnal emission
>go NOPE everytime a woman in my dreams gets naked
>last night in dream
>im a five star chef
>grilling a burger
>lubricating the buns and preparing vegetables
>meat is cooked
>slap in between the moist glistening buns
>feel my hips suddenly jerk
>wake up sweaty at 3 am
>semen all over my boxers and thighs
>goddamnit.png
So does having a wet dream count as fapping or nah.?
Damn Romania. I thought you were Australia for a minute.
>>70929665
You didn't answer my question fat fuck
>lubricating buns
>>70929511
Welcome to the world of food porn. As a burger myself, I can say you have good taste.
>>70929706
At least he didn't cum to a burger.
>>70929829
>>70929837
You also didn't answer my question fat fucks
>>70929511
>a wet dream count as fapping
Yes. You have failed. Try again, this time with a little more self esteem.
>>70929511
>tfw burger is so good you cum
>>70929956
That's not an answer to my question retard.
>>70929511
Honorary American
I'm proud
>>70930029
He's obviously a gypsie, judging by his comments.
>>70930117
So american?
>>70929511
No, it doesn't count.
No actus reus, it's not a conscious willed act.
Fun fact:
You can't commit any crime while sleep walking for that reason, and quite a few people have been acquitted of rape and other crimes because the court found they were sleepraping.
>>70929511
You should cum to America you'd fit in nicely here.
>>70930182
First actual post. Thank you mr Roo. Is there a better way you can avoid wet dreams?
Yes it counts you failed fucker hahaahahhahhahaahahhahahaahahahahahahah
>>70929511
It's unhealthy to not cum
Your body is trying to tell you somthing
>>70929511
>wherever I go, I must also shitpost
>>70929511
i saw this on /fit/ yesterday you gypsy faggot, you black cunts steal even on the internet
>>70929511
Any proofs?
>>70930504
I wrote it but everyone just memed about it there.
>>70930409
>>70930426
It's not funny you fucks, I really wanted not to.
>>70930339
IDK
Didn't St Augustine write about "nocturnal emissions"? Might find some advice there.
In common law it is called "automatism" or "non-insane automatism". You can't be held responsible for acts you do while asleep because they are not conscious voluntarily willed acts:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatism_(law)
>>70930339
Stop sleeping altogether, go buy some fucking es right now faggot
>>70929511
Jesus man I've never laughed so hard at work and now everyone knows I'm not doing any work.
>>70929511
I heard /r9k/ is really popular in romania. True?
>>70930929
I've heard being a faggot is really popular in austria.
True?
>>70930790
Here you go OP:
http://forums.catholic.com/showthread.php?t=482658
Read in full there, but St Augustine follows the same line of thought;
It's not a voluntarily willed act, therefore it's not a sin.
Don't worry too much about it.
No, it doesn't count. That's your body's natural way of keeping your pipes clean, so to speak.
>>70931082
Cum came out so it's a sin.
>>70930606
do you live in a wooden caravan with a horse
>>70931309
When did Pakistan get internet?
>>70931006
So it is true.
Thx for answering. You're a good gypsy.
>>70929511
That is what your brain does OP if you consciously say "fuck you"
It will subconsciously go "No, Fuck You"
>>70931388
>refuting with a meme
so its true k fanks
>>70929511
This is why you should do NoPorn, not NoFap.
Pretty soon we'll have folks on talkshows talking about the wonders of fucking doughnuts.
>>70931516
Who let the muslim use the internet?
>>70929511
Romania is seriously a candidate for the shitposter squad along with Canada and Australia.
Just beware of Hungarians. They will destroy you.
>>70929511
Ejaculation is a sin and counts as masturbation
>>70931677
I know.
>>70931649
We destroy hungarians in every thread.
>>70931583
how does it fell to be non white
>>70929511
What's it like to have a wet dream? I've been horny and fucking in a dream but never climaxed.
>>70932020
Only you know the answer.
>>70932109
Just like usual jack off but less contractions and it's messier.
>>70931223
No it's not, sins are deliberate acts of the will.
>>70929511
Wet dreams don't count, since they're not voluntary.
As for myself, I underwent chemical castration. I'm getting another shot at my doctor as we speak.
>>70929511
i havent fapped for months maybe even a year. i dont dream so also no wet dreams
wet dreams mean fail you know its comming so jusst wake up
>>70929511
HONRARY AMERICAN
>>70932882
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>70929511
and this proves that fapping is ok
fuck nocturnal emissions
cant be helped, hormones always wins
>>70929511
<no fap for last 3 months
<small-sized black-haired nymph appears constantly in my dreams
<always the same girl
<first she wouldn't let me kiss her
<i learnt she is open to it only if i lead
<let me stick my fingers in her cunt
<feels all warm and cozy
<wake up happy everyday, i go through my day remembering how good her imaginary cunt felt
<been getting my life together because of dream succubi
>>70933111
no it does not do you think jesus rubbed one out among the 12 apostles?
>>70933236
fuck that demon cunt mine always wants to get fucked anal or scare the hell out of me, and that is really spoopy
>>70933111
Check'd but it's not.
>>70929941
Kek
>>70933480
anal sex: v. good to watch but bad to perform on grill :^(
You know fap means masturbate not ejaculate right?
>>70929511
Nah, you didn't reward your impulse with the reaction it tried to command of you, your will had to try and subvert you with bait of food and mirages...
You:1
Temptation:0
You can't protect your unconscious.
>>70929511
I'm on NoFap too and the previous month I had this amazing dream where I had gentle, loving sex with an ex-coworker I actually hated. Wasn't a wet dream, but I woke up with the hardest erection I've ever had, I could swear my dick was so hard it could cut diamonds.
>>70933290
> jesus rubbed one out among the 12 apostles
wew
DAE correlate having fast food with increased chance of relapse?
Yeah usually around the 2 week mark I get wet dreams too.
>>70933578
its my weaknes and this bitch always knows whats up till she literrally turns in to a spooky demon from hell
i dont know what she enjoys more giving me a wet dream or scaring me to hell. either way i have not seen her for months i miss her :(
>>70929511
>So does having a wet dream count as fapping or nah
Nah.
Neither does real pussy.
Sounds like you are doing it right, burgerlover.
>>70929511
Are Italian nocturnal emissions called wop dreams?
>>70929511
Requesting .webm of a guy that never ejaculated for 20 years that ejaculated for the first time and literally came out buckets
>>70934149
lol it does not work that way
>pic related go and fap op
>>70934149
That was fake cum.
>>70933901
You see demons because you talk bad of Jesus.
>>70929511
As long as it's about burgers you're fine by me.
>>70929511
You deserve a green card.
>>70929511
>wet dreams
I've never had one. Feels bad.
Why is no one posting porn?
>>70934149
Now I want a rat, fuck you burger
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A07gDVLe14
>>70934358
>You see demons because you talk bad of Jesus.
it could but i have not seen demons for months i also stopped watching porn maybe that is it
>>70929511
I don't know if you're religious, but..
Deuteronomy 23:10-11-
(verse 10) if there be any among you any man, that is not clean be reason of uncleanness that chanceth him by night, then he shall go abroad out of the camp, he shall not come within the camp:
(Verse 11) But it shall be, when evening cometh on, he shal wash himself with water: and when the sun is down, he shall come into the camp again.
Don't go to church until the next day at sundown, and take a shower. But no, you dindu nuffin
>>70934522
i recognize that pic from national geographic
>>70934522
thanks for the demons asshole
>>70929511
Too bad for you. Ejaculating frequently protects you against prostate cancer.
If you can't fuck a pussy then jerk off. Else, enjoy your cancer.
>>70934573
I know it's a sin asshole.
>>70929901
YA BLEW IT
HAVE TO START OVER NOW DREAM FAPPING TO BURGERS ISN'T ALLOWED
>>70934681
research from doctor shekkelstein
go jerkk off goy sin your self to hell
holy shit
3 weeks what the fuck!!?!
I can only last a week at most and I'm dying with frustration at the end of it. I wish I could do longer streaks but I feel like a simple massage would make me bust a nut
How do ppl do such long streaks and is it true you lose your libido ?
>>70934704
Read my fucking post
If you didn't do anything wrong, and take into account the 'blessings and cursings' scripture, you would see that you don't have any negative effects of doing something that isn't prohibited.
But if you wan't me to spoon feed you like a woman, fine:
NO FAGGOT, IT WON'T FUCK UP YOUR FUCKING NO-FAP
>>70934358
Are you sure it was fake? It was a guy in a white room, and he did it while standing up.
I knew a Mormon that never masturbated for about 2 years. He went to a doctor when his testicles were starting to hurt and he thought he had testicular cancer or something bad like that.
Doctor found out that he had built up too many dead sperm cells in the testes and the doctor made him masturbate.
Nofap is good, but nofap in extreme is really bad for you. I think that's what wet dreams are for; the body is trying to get it out when you collect it too much.
When I don't masturbate for more than a week, I have wet dreams every night (and I wake myself up to avoid ejaculating like you). It's weird how lucid wet dreams are; it's like the only type of dream that I know I'm dreaming while it happens.
However, when I masturbate often, I never have wet dreams.
Food porn to a whole new level
Did you just dream you fucked a burger?
Anon..
You obviously missed the point of nofap.
Enjoy your prostate cancer, retard.
>>70934866
jacking off is a addiction made normal . Our hormones are just fucked up
>>70929511
>3 weeks into no fap.
Did you get any increase in energy during the day? Give me your truths, gypsy, or I will take them.
>>70934758
Go read medscape pls
>>70935061
It makes me feel generally happier and enjoy life a lot more. As in for energy, it's not going to boost you, don't think that. However, you have more time to train yourself and do other activities for your enjoyment rather than folding and unfolding your foreskin whilst watching another people have sex.
>>70929511
Congratulations Romania
Your US passport and citizenship is in the mail
>>70934900
you contradict your self in your own post first you say a mormon did not jerk off
and then you go
I think that's what wet dreams are for
>>70929511
You can have sex and wet dreams during nofap.
You just can't touch your dick and look at porn vids.
>>70934900
If you don't masturbate your body doesn't just make more cum but stop producing it.
>>70935272
>It makes me feel generally happier and enjoy life a lot more.
Fuck what I wouldn't give for that.
I will gladly settle for that. It's only every 2 or 3 days now anyway, but I know some fuckers do that every day...
Getting real tired of this um... "nothing" all the time. Thanks M8.
>>70929511
I fucking kek'd.
>>70929511
I dub you an honorary American for cumming to Burger
>>70935438
Like I said, you can "cancel" a wet dream by waking up.
>>70935007
?????
>>70934900
>So they have a sort of recycle time. And sperm that have reached their sell-by-date get broken down in the same way that, let’s say, blood cells get broken down. And basically any of the nutrients and goodies in the sperm just get recycled back inside the body, and new sperm are produced to make up for the shortage
i just had to check so this means that you needed to cut your self for the broken blood cells buildup
>>70934549
Fukken cudi mang
>>70935714
tell that to hamburger guy
wew lads there is a wholw forum about wett dream hamburgerss
http://www.wetdreamforum.com/wd/male_anatomy.htm
>>70935899
What the fuck are you talking about Piet?
>>70936461
the myth that you have to jerk off or it would build up dead sperm klaas
sure is pathetic in here. get a damn girlfriend
>>70937044
I don't want to sin, asshole, otherwise I'd have fucked a prostitute a long time ago.
>>70937182
you already did, you got off to der burger
>>70930182
>sleepraping
This is a joke, right?
>>70929901
>>70929706
Calm the fuck down bro.
>dreaming of burger
>not mici
>>70939878
I'm mad. I held that cum for 3 weeks and now it's all gone without my will.
>>70939951
This is serious. You were dream raped. You need to contact the patriarchy police immediately and undergo a comfort spa in a safe designated space so you can calm down
>>70940205
Very funny. I'll tell you the same when it happens to you.
>>70939734
Why don't you fall asleep and find out.
>>70929511
Nah, it's like fighting a sneeze. You're good anon
that is national crime in USA right?
What do you have against wet dreams?
They are awesome.
>>70939951
I heard Romanians were stingy, but Jesus fucking Christ...
>>70929511
yes its like sneezing while playing the quiet game
you broke the no fap rule
>>70940798
I know.
>>70940723
It's not. It happens against your will.
WHAT IS THIS? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? LOOK!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THIS TOMATO IS ROTTEN YOU FUCKING DONKEY.
AND THE BUN! GOD ALMIGHTY!
GET OUT OF HERE!
I can't hardly ejaculate enough anymore due to not getting stiff erections.
>>70940723
It's a form of rape.
>>70940971
Oh yeah, and my blood flow is weak. Need to work on my muscles
>>70940971
>>70941162
Don't masturbate, it's only ruining you.
