Literally no flaw
>>70925040
We Norwegians are genetically closer to muscovites, novgorodians and poles than to Germans actually.
If the Swedes and Danes are like our brothers, they are like our cousins.
>>70925178
You're all equally irrelevant ethnically, so it barely matters anyway.
>>70925040
Shitty map
>>70925460
>denmark owns Iceland, Faroes, Greenland
Triggered 2bh
>>70925395
Wrong, before this extended peace time, the north was of massive importance to European happenings.
>>70925040
>Constantinople???
>>70925178
You're an idiot. If you are ethnically related to Slavs, how the fuck did you come to speak a Germanic language? Use your damn brain in that big square head of yours, Torkel.
>>70925040
Nords are as bad as Krauts desu. This makes sense
>>70925040
Balkan Shitlords...
>'sh' has its own letter...
>Nice Cyrillics
>>70925863
This goes back to well before "slavic" and "germanic" were even a thing.
And regardless, these places were also settled by Scandinavian migrants both during the roman iron age (see, the Rugii for example) as well as in the viking age.
>>70925040
Sign me in Familia
>>70925040
I do not understand
We are in no way British clay
French or German maybe
Spain possibly
>>70925040
This is retarded on some many levels, I'm not even going to bother explaining it.
>>70925040
>Ireland and Britain under the same Kingdom
I'm not falling for that again.
Tiocfadh ár lá
>>70926658
>French maybe
Nigger, we are so un-French that when Napoleon sent his brother to be our king, he became Dutch.
>>70926870
It's a bit of a stretch but more legitimate than brits
>>70925040
>with balkan
y tho?
>>70925040
>Netherlands
>Brittannia
Top kek
>Netherlands
>Britannia
nigger
>>70925040
Where the fuck is Finland's hand and Karelia?
Pay debnts faggot.
>>70926658
>>70926758
>>70926870
>>70926935
>>70926968
>t. living in British clay
>>70925040
This one is better
>>70925460
I've always wondered this,
Kaiser means emporer.
Reich means empire.
So does kaiserreich translate to emporerempire?
Welcome to Britannia Aquafresh bros.
>>70925040
Well there is war In ireland.
>>70925040
I'd beg to differ. Still, the decision to flood Greece is one I can support
>>70926658
>>70926758
>>70926870
>>70926935
>>70926968
>>70927031
We rule over them faggots.
>>70925460
>albania with kosovo
are you fucking nuts?
the history is being altered again how they want it :)
> north italy in the latin union
Confirmed for never leaving your basement
>>70927159
Reich means state.
>>70927354
that's what you get for causing the weltkrieg
>>70927159
Emperorempire, yes. But this would be stupid in English as 'empire' is directly related to 'emperor', whilst this relation is implicit in German and probably most germanic languages as it's called a 'keizerrijk' in Dutch.
>>70927281
Then why call it brittanica
>>70925040
Why do I we need to be subjected to Britain?
As I recall we where the last ones who invaded them not the other way around.
>>70927159
Reich can be translated to realm as well. So that Kaiserreich means "imperial realm".
>>70925040
Putin isn't immortal. Most of the people forget that too often.
>>70927535
>invaded
More like stealth op
>>70927646
What will happen when Putin dies?
>>70927535
"invaded"
>>70927070
Ye explain how that feels Aussie
>>70926152
But the ш has a soft 'sh' sound, like in 'shush', not at all like the hard '-ds' sound in 'shitlords' If anything, it should be the 'ch' (ц), but it would still sound odd.
>>70927712
dirty anglo scum
>>70927428
>Implying randstad isnt ISIS
top kekoldry
>>70927658
>>70927712
Still better then failling even with the help of France, Germany, and I believe Sweden
>>70927767
Feels good man
>>70927830
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-560614/The-1688-invasion-Britain-thats-erased-history.html
>>70927693
Someone else will rule the country.
When Yeltsin quit, nobody knew Putin.
Don't know who will be next, really. Maybe he have a descendant in mind. Maybe there will be chaos and fight for power. We shall see.
>>70927895
Is Putin really that unifying?
Poland may have a problem with this.
>>70927889
>>70927809
>"invaded"
Whatever lads we would easily beat your tiny country now.
>>70925040
DELETE THIS
>>70927354
Oh god nice zooming skills.
Btw OP i like the name of our union.
>>70925040
Where's the actual Greece you mongol?
>>70927830
>all these foreign invaders, but my country never got to experience British civilization
>>70925040
The flaw is in your Latin, you pleb. It's Civitas Iuncta Latina.
>>70928025
>Has tiny country
>Makes fun of other tiny country for being tiny
>>70928025
edgy
>>70925040
Where iz Gipayland aka todays country of Greece
lol
>>70927941
Sure thing. Although there is A LOT of people who blame him in country's problems. And some of them are maybe right. But still, he is the most satisfying figure for the most of the russian people.
>>70928133
>You were born to late to experience true uncucked British civilization
>>70928133
>>70925040
>England gets all our travelers
Thank you Greece, continue to wipe our bums England.
>>70928165
229,848 km2
>vs
41,543 km2
Shut up mate just admit that we would beat you
>>70928177
y
>>70928025
What you gonna do ahkmed?
Blow yourselfs up by the thousands in Amsterdam and call it a strategic bombing campaign?
>>70926658
Through William of Orange maybe?
I don't understand either, but we've always been historically linked
>>70925040
Yes, I can see this going down very well in Ireland.
>>70928335
Shit banter desu
France and Germany should be together.
>>70927208
oi bruv we're briddish now innit i,ll come round wiv me mates play some darts yeah?
>>70928373
William would make you our vessel though
Yes we have history but we have never intruded on each other their land
>>70927723
sh in shit = ш
ch in chapter = ч
tz in schpritz = ц
>>70928239
Makes me proud. Rule Britannia.
>>70928572
Oh sorry, I confused them. Thanks Bulgaria
>>70928405
Can you wait a bit? Ireland has laws that make immigration there feasible for me. After I move, I'll be agreed to become a part of the UK.
England and Wales should join the Western Europe/Roman Empire
Fuck Scotland are Ireland the ungrateful fucks
Switzerland should join too, Bohemia and Poland should go to the Germans
>>70928475
I suspect it would be a unified kingdom
>>70925040
Slovakia is more like the Czech Republic and Poland than it is like the Balkan countries you gyro nigger.
>>70927150
>Finngolic Confederacy of the Blonde Horde
kek'd
>>70928925
>the united kingdom of England, Scotland, Wales, northern Ireland and the Netherlands
Christ what an awful title
>>70925040
>that eastern German border
>>70929100
Actually just thinking about this
This would be an absolutely unstoppable union in the 1800s
>>70925460
Still wondering why they just didn't cleanse the whole fucking continent while they were dividing the area. Just like in America. There would have been no problem.
>>70928239
I don't recall the Brits ever invading us, unless they count the British fleet helping us during the war of independence? Wouldn't really call that an invasion.
Thanks for that btw
>>70929100
You should see the queens reads like that one Naruto copypasta
Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the Seas Queen, Defender of the Faith, Duchess of Edinburgh, Countess of Merioneth, Baroness Greenwich, Duke of Lancaster, Lord of Mann, Duke of Normandy, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Garter, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Bath, Sovereign of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Sovereign of the Most Illustrious Order of Saint Patrick, Sovereign of the Most Distinguished Order of Saint Michael and Saint George, Sovereign of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, Sovereign of the Distinguished Service Order, Sovereign of the Imperial Service Order, Sovereign of the Most Exalted Order of the Star of India, Sovereign of the Most Eminent Order of the Indian Empire, Sovereign of the Order of British India, Sovereign of the Indian Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of Burma, Sovereign of the Royal Order of Victoria and Albert, Sovereign of the Royal Family Order of King Edward VII, Sovereign of the Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of the Companions of Honour, Sovereign of the Royal Victorian Order, Sovereign of the Most Venerable Order of the Hospital of St John of Jerusalem.
>>70925040
>Wallonia not French
>Switzerland entirely German
>Thrace still covered in kebab
>Malta not even colored, let alone Italian
>Splitting Bessarabia
>>70925040
We aren't British Stavros...
We share a lot of saxon genes with the English but it ends there
>>70927150
Give Finnmark to Finland. Islamic State of Scania and Stockholm shouldn't include any parts of Norrland or Dalarna. Why the fuck is Gotland Polish? Benelux is retarded. Wallonia and Luxembourg should be Frogland. Flanders and the Netherlands should form a kankerunion.
>>70929817
King of Spain:
Rey de Castilla, de Aragón, de León, de Navarra, de Granada, de Jerusalén, de Toledo, de las Dos Sicilias, de Valencia, de Galicia, de Mallorca, de Menorca, de Sevilla, de Córdoba, de Murcia, de Jaén, de Los Algarves, de Algeciras, de Gibraltar, de las Islas Canarias, de las Indias Orientales y Occidentales, de las Islas y Tierra Firme del Mar Océano, Archiduque de Austria, Duque de Borgoña, de Brabante, de Milán, de Atenas y de Neopatria., , Conde de Habsburgo, de Flandes, del Tirol, del Rosellón y de Barcelona., Señor de Vizcaya y de Molina., Rey de Hungría, Dalmacia y Croacia, Duque de Limburgo, Lotaringia, Luxemburgo, Güeldres, Estiria, Carniola, Carintia y Wurtemberg, Landgrave de Alsacia, Príncipe de Suabia, Conde Palatino de Borgoña, Conde de Artois, Hainaut, Namur, Gorizia, Ferrete y Kyburgo, Marqués de Oristán y Gocéano, Margrave del Sacro Imperio Romano y Burgau, Señor de Salins, Malinas, la Marca Eslovena, Pordenone y Trípoli.
>>70925460
>Canada owns the Panama Canal
>Ottomans own Constantinople
>>70927693
There should always be a Lich King
>>70928133
That's because they were afraid of the big mean vikings surrounding you.
>>70925460
>>70927150
>>70927428
Phaha
Come here and try to take it , peasants
>>70925040
sorry but we are born to be free
>>70929100
It would just be the United Kingdom of Great Britain, Ireland, and the Netherlands. Doesn't sound too bad desu.
>>70925040
>straits
>>70925040
critique please
>>70930885
>Odessa
>Constantinople
>straits
>Georgia
>Armenia
>>70930885
Wtf mohammed? Curb your appetite
>>70930885
If red means purged then this is fine
>>70930816
Why not just call it the United Kingdom of the North Sea then
>>70931051
Norway would get pissy
>>70925040
Half of Latvia belongs to us. Livonians may be on the verge of extinction but their land will forever be ours.
>>70930885
Also Bavaria, Austria, Schleswig-Holstein to Germany.
>>70931051
skyrim belongs to the nords
>>70931051
Because there's no historical basis for that name. Not to mention it would be be ruling over the entirety of the North Sea anyway. I think you'd have to include Norway for that to work. Plus, what would be the demonym for the people living in that state?
>>70930266
Kaiserreich is a mod for the Paradox game HoI2/Darkest Hour.
Its background includes Central Powers winning WW1, which results in a globally dominant German empire that has various vassal states in Europe.
Meanwhile France and Britain lost the war and their workers launched their own revolutions, forming the Syndicalist France and Union of Britain. Royalist British empire continues to fight back from Canada and other dominions. Some former parts of the empire are a mess, like India which is divided between 3 factions, with Australia+NZ being their own neutral nation that broke off from the rest of the empire.
Rightwing French retreated from the mainland France, and continue the fight against leftism from their African colonial empire.
Meanwhile in Russia, the civil war ended in a stalemate, with the country now in 1936 on the brink of a new civil war, with player being able to decide how it goes on.
Qing China is a mess, with German colonial merchants taking over the souther provinces, Russian robber baron ruling Mongolia and Japanese pushing towards Manchuria.
Germany increased its African possessions, organizing them into a larger entity called Mittelafrika following the victory in WW1.
Meanwhile in USA, a new civil war is about to begin, between leftists grouping around the rustbelt and Great Lakes, rightwingers gathering in former CSA, New England might get snatched by Canada and Pacific States might form their own state and leave the Feds fighting the Syndacalists and southerners in the eastern parts.
The mod is excellent. google Darkest Hour Kaiserreich for more backstory.
>>70925460
>argentina has falklands
u wanna fuckin go m8?
>>70931051
>All your clay are belong to us
That would have made for an interesting modern day.
>>70927646
You don't know that
>>70925040
>using 2016 borders
OP pls.
>Bohemia
>not in Reich
Learn history.
>>70925040
>Flandes and Holland are british clay
No way Jose
>>70931466
>>70930266
>>70925460
>>70931338
http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=109140
read here for more before being triggered by one image.
>>70928239
>They never invaded the Vatican
top cucks
>>70931153
>this delusion
Livonians are our ancestors too.
You have no claim, mongol.
>>70930885
Drink bleach
>>70929778
I think by "invasion" they just mean having a military presence, pretty stupid imo
>>70927159
More like: Empires and right.
Right as in "muh rights"
>>70930885
Muh al-andalus.
>>70930620
Wait wait wait, is Congo independent?
>>70925460
>was half expecting this to slowly pan into brushing gif
>>70927159
Emperor comes from Imperator, a ruler.
Kaiser comes from Caesar, the one who transferred Rome from Republic to "Empire".
Kaiser is one tier above a King, for example Germany used to have Kaiser, who had vassal Kings, like Kings of Saxony and Baiern.
Reich is better translated into realm in this case.
For example "Her Majesty's Realm" would be Seine Majestäts Reich, or then Seine Kaisers Reich for Her Emperors Domain/Realm/Empire.
When you start picking certain words apart, they start getting weird. Like res publica.
No way
France + Benelux or die
>>70932712
Fuck off frog
I would rather be german
>>70926823
>>70927428
>independent Scotland
>Scotland owns the north of England
>expanded Ireland
0/10
>>70928239
bullshit to make lill British grill's pussy wet
For example
>Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania
Literally when ? When they were part of the Russian Empire ? It doesn't count.
>>70932792
Be German, then.
>>70932712
Belgium has freedom fries at least, but why would you want literallywho.bmp?
>>70928239
>we haven't invaded the vatican
Time to fix that.
>>70925040
Where did Greece go tho?
>>70933477
It received the pity kill it deserved
>>70933958
at take Cyprus down with us while you are at it
>>70934158
at least*
Where is the Aldmeri Dominion?
>>70934487
elves are scum
>>70928239
Mongols too strong
>>70926823
Mate learn how to spell "tiocfaidh" before thinking you can join our country. Also "tiocfaidh ár lá" is Béarlachas desu.
>>70927723
I thought that symbol was for "Ts" like in Tsrenobyl. The symbol that looks like a 4 or upside down "h" is the "ch" sound
I am a proud mongolian
>>70933367
And what turn it into a Muslim Holy city
>>70934158
That was the original intention, but then I got carried away and started purging parts of Anatolia. I just envisioned southern Cyprus being filled with roaches and called it a day at the end. Don't worry, no Greek population left either way.
>>70928230
Is that a dawn of the black hearts meme?
>>70934906
There are no i's in Ulster Irish
>>70933115
>this triggers the sassanach
>child rape Belgium united with child rape England
Seems fine by me.
>>70935001
Greece is a magnificent country but how can we suck this bad in managing it
>>70931310
The North Sea Empire didn't have Scotland, Netherlands, Belgium etc and they all sit on the north sea.
>>70931195
>Schleswig-Holstein
>German
>>70935146
Yes there are you tit.
>>70925460
Falklands not british and germans owning Guangdong Province? What are you smoking sourkraut?
>>70935449
Ever heard the cunts speak Irish
>>70934971
We outfit the Vatican with cannons and turn it into a flying dreadnought superfortress. It's one objective: destroy mecca.
>>70925460
As a hapa, I say God bless, fuck the chinks.
>>70925178
>>70925863
this. You're related to us not the Slavs you Danish cunt.
>>70936699
I wouldn't fuck with Filipinos if I were you
>>70935547
Yes. The dialect's closer to Scots Gaelic than it is to Connemara, Muster or Caighdeán Oifigiúil Irish but the spelling is mostly the same - save for some séamhús being swapped for úrús here and there. All the same, there's an "i" in Ulster Irish's "tiocfaidh".
>>70937392
I'm half Filipino and I was happy because the Spratly Islands were within Filipino borders.
With that said most Filipinos are harmless or even intimating unless you scare them into a corner, then they go all buckwild like a horse of zebra and fuck you up. Fast fuckers flips can be.
>>70928450
both sides shoud learn the opposite language. then i would be totally fine with that. frenchbros and maybe czech bros are both comfy.
>Netherlands
>part of bongland
>not a separate empire
>not having conquered Belgium
OP is een mega flikker.
Pic related is the most perfect Europe
>>70936179
>floating holy city of kebab removal
where do I sign up and when do I get to remove kebab?
>>70925460
>1936
>german vietnam
>ukraine
>clusterfuck in china
>unified central africa
>argentine falklands
what is this
>>70938504
>Implying no one claims Atlantis
>or implying Atlantis doesn't claim Europe
>>70940470
You know what's funny? If Atlantis existed back in the 14th century or so, they'd likely have "discovered" the Americas long before the rest of Europe. With this hypothetical location, they'd most likely be Celts, Iberians, or most likely a mixture of them. Pretty interesting to think about.
give me one good reason to why this isn't perfect
>>70942466
What the Fuck is going on
>>70925040
>Iunctus agreeing with Civitas
It hurts...
>>70925040
Germany/germanics should have more land.
The land that the allies stole in WWI and WWII should be returnes to them.
Netherlands and belgium flemish is germanic tkk
>>70930507
frostmourne hungers
>>70942466
denmark education at work
>>70925178
Not true at all
You guys are basically R1b as much you're R1a and I1 is more commom in Germany than in any slavic country
>>70927159
>what is genitivus
>>70933115
>>70925040
>>70925460
>t. someone who knows jack-shit about history.
I mean is this supposed to be intelligent or just a German's wet dream, because if it's the latter why not make Der Deutsche Weltreich?
>>70925460
WHY DOES EVERY MAP MADE BY YOU KEKOLDS HAVE TO GIVE AWAY BRITISH TERRITORIES TO CUNTS NOBODY CARES ABOUT?!?! NI AND THE FALKLANDS DON'T WANT TO LEAVE, YOU FUCKING CUNTS!!!
>>70943924
SNP shill.
>>70925040
why did you remove us you fucking traitor scum retard fucking faggot suicide
>>70927390
No its meaning is closer to country or nation
>>70945412
Gee, take it easy there πατρίδα
No.
>>70925040
>every major country nearby us has invaded us in our history
>except the UK
>we invaded the UK and occupied london
>somehow we're British clay
Historically we're a lot closer to Germanic clay than any other major country
>>70934906
>>70935449
>>70937497
Oh no I made a typo what a fucking travesty
>>70944175
>>70925040
The Romanians and Moldovans are not Slavic and should probably have their own country. Same with the Albanians who should probably be an exclave of Turkey because of religion. Slovakia should be a part of the Putin Federation.
>>70925040
I can't even read the runes.
>>70944175
>slovakian "empire"
>slovakia expanding
>slovakia out of slovakia, now in romania
wat
>>70925040
>Netherlands for the island people
lolno
>>70925040
Britannia should get a chunk of France's coast.
>>70925863
But it's truth tho, Norwegians are most closely related to Slavs than other Germanics. Norwegians also have the most Aryan blood out of all Germanic peoples tbqh. Just realize how assblasted Hitler and Himmler would of been if they realized blonde haired norwegians actually had aryan blood yet Hitler and Himmler didn't even have one percent.
>>70948848
I love that meme. Half Poles seem to think of Putin as their immortal leader, while the rest are hellbent on fitting in with Germany.
>>70930885
> Based Poland disappears
> Cucked Germany gets some of their territories
> Czechoslovakia tacked on with Hungary
> Caliphate gets a big chunk of southern Europe
2/10 made me respond
>>70944946
The alternate history that map is based on is where the British suffered a communist revolution which led to the monarchy fleeing to Canada. Delhi, Australasia, and the Caribbean are still ruled by the British, but the other colonial possessions and territories were stolen by greedy Krauts or other undesirables.
>>70927830
*felt*
