What do think about Portugal?
>>70916805
I don't.
Never heard of him.
What the fuck is Portugal? The circled area on that map is Spain.
>>70916805
Nice people generally but i never got ripped off by a taxi driver like i was in Lisbon.
>>70916805
Who
>>70916805
laffin pretty hard that you had to mark t on a map
that sums Portugal up in one east graphic
>>70916805
Just don't brah, I'm tired of being assblasted. Just don't bring attention to us.
>>70916805
Going to Porto in August, I'll base my opinion then. For now I think it looks promising, and people I've met from Portugal have genuinely been rational and nice to be around. A little too sober perhaps.
It's a shithole and people are literally niggers. Don't go there.
>>70916805
Brazil's junior partner.
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>70916805
I don't think about Portugal really. It just does not come up very often.
>>70916805
t. Alberto Barbosa
Literally who?
>>70916805
I own an apartment in Sagres and its a lovely coast.
>>70916805
Great food
Great old cities
lots of gypsys
hairy women
ronaldo is a fag
>>70917412
How much does it cost
>>70916805
should just merge with spain desu
make things a lot easier
I fucking hate Portugal
t. Henk de Jong
>>70916805
I met a female Portuguese exchange student in HS. She was nice and pretty. They're are like Spaniards in denial imo though
>>70917491
Roughly €120,000 but it needs new pipes.
>>70916805
>what do I think of portugal?
you are not spanish
Portugalicia hopefully soon, also oldest official Alliance in the world. So you're okay
Rightful Spanish clay.
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>70916805
>so irrelevant you feel the need to circle it
>>70917243
If you're going there, you won't complain about people being too sober
>>70916805
nice wines, I stocked up on cheap af Monte Velho Esporao when your financial situation was at its worst
Oh yeah. Portwine is good.
Not bad
but spain is literally better at everything they take pride in
>>70917706
Is that why they never managed to conquer us and got their ass handed over to them too many times to count? :^)
>>70916805
I'm American and my wife is Brazilian and we're going to retire in Portugal as soon as we're done traveling around the world. She wants to live in Faro, I want to live in Lisboa. Porto is a third option. What do you think?
>>70917720
Good I will feel more at home then.
I legitimately didn't know where Portugal was on the globe. Thanks.
>>70916805
Seems like a more humble version of Spain; people are less stuck-up, more conservative, seem more grateful for what you give them. Food is infinitely better than Spanish, language is prettier, and everything is just a bit more affordable.
Ronaldo is a cunt though.
>>70916805
It's like someone who lives in the same building with you(Europe) but there's too much distance between the floors.
You don't bother him, he doesn't bother you, you may say hello once in a while but that's about it.
>>70917740
You're smart, Monte Velho is cheap but very well made
>>70917801
>spain is literally better at everything
;_; i know
>>70917778
Port is something we do better than Spain though
>>70917866
Beaches and stuff, Faro. Lisbon to retire never. If you want calmness go North
I somehow feel that what Begium is to the Netherlands, you guys are to Spain
>>70916805
Indifferent. Nice food and literature.
Love Jose Saramago and Fernando Pessoa.
>>70917866
Faro has many tourists, but gets rural very soon when you go inland. Really pretty area.
>>70917974
>;_; i know
You are doing it wrong
>>70917286
you meant senior
>>70916805
I only think about people that existed since ancient times like Italy, Germany or Greece.
>>70918054
>I only think about people that existed since ancient times like Italy, Germany
>like Germany
>ancient times
>Germany
>ancient
>Germany
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAH
>>70918051
>not understanding the joke
>>70916955
Kek
>>70918172
>>70916805
Niggers
>>70916805
Historically bro tier, Algarve great for holidays, people much more friendly than Spaniards
They think they are part of the oldest alliance with England
But everyone knows the oldest alliance is infact the auld alliance of Scotland and France
>>70918287
No.
Browns.
>>70918427
So hows the war with Armenia going former soviet state Azerbaijan
Been living here for a few months now in Lisboa :
Great food
nice people
nice weather
nice girls
BUTTTTTTTTT
Everything is soooooooo fucking inefficient
from the taxi's to the hospitals to the fucking lines in the supermarket. Everything literally moves at 20% speed compared to northern europe.
No one is capable of thinking 'out of the box'
It's like a whole coutnry just gave up and has accepted to be cucked by spain
>>70918625
Bureocracy at its finest, go to any government building or whatever and you'll see
![1e6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BjgmF3W.jpg "1e6[1].jpg")
>implying this thread
>55 posts in and this hasnt been posted yet
you guys need to step your game up
>>70916805
I would move there if I spoke the language.
Friendly people, really warm and inviting, love the place.
Eternal moors. i hate you, dad reeeeeee
>>70916805
Eu falo portuguese!
I would really like to move to Portugal because I like the weatherand the language, but I guess the job market is fucked
They were once good. Possibly the most powerful nation on earth. Now they're the irrelevant Iberian rectangle.
>>70916805
Francesinhas are great. Everyone should try some.
From now on you can only post on this thread if you country has done the following:
>removed kebab
>removed jewry
>enslaved niggs
>>70916805
Never saw one
-fox
>>70917932
>canadian education
north is full of white trash Portistas and south is filled with cuckhold Sportinguistas. But fortunately the vast majority is redpilled and are Master race Benfiquitas
>>70919663
>Master race Benfiquitas
you mean moors
>>70919330
My country only done the first and this one
I'm ok?:^)
>>70919273
they've stolen our pies ! motherfuckers !
>>70919663
triggered
>>70919721
You can't blame the niggers to actually try to be educated and go with the smarter choice
>>70916805
European Champions; special ones.
>>70919721
>>70918177
Can't believe I had to scroll this far down to see Alberto
>father of the hue devil
>>70916805
>>70917226
>>70917267
>>70917720
>>70917825
>>70917974
>>70918148
>>70918287
>>70918625
>>70918743
>>70919330
>>70919721
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>70916805
>be me
>work 7am-3pm
>finish work
>20 min drive
>@beach
>ordering pic ralated+beer
>€6.00
good times
big bank account =/= quality of life
fuck northern europe
>>70916805
pretty chill people although you have many nigs
>>70918625
Kek if you feel it's slow, you have to book a trip to Brazil. I've been to Rio this year and it's 10x worse. That would be hell on earth for you.
Also, taxi drivers are the scum of the earth around the globe and we are no exception. Fucking cunts.
>>70916805
I don't know much. Didn't Portugal take some slaves to South America in the 1800s?
Is weed legal in Portugal?
>>70919640
BOT ALLU
>>70916805
Cool people, unless you let them into online games.
In online games TUGA TUGA TUGA are fucking cancer, almost as bad as SIEMA KURWA Polish.
>>70924611
Yea kinda shitty but not more than the average lobby full of people from the same country.
However Turkey, Russia and Poland are unbearable.
went to nothern portugal last year, really cool nature. the food is good, the weather is good, the people are nice. i stayed in the countryside so everything was a bit slow, but thats ok. you got one problem: batshit crazy drivers.
>>70919640
played with a premade team of Portuguese last night
they're terrible terrible people
>>70916805
They legalized all drugs and the drug consumption dropped 44% yet people still wont realize that making drugs illegal can only hurt your country.
I admire your legitmately progressive thinking.
>>70918968
Your "dad" in that map is the Kingdom of Asturias.
>>70916805
Biggest minority of my country
>>70917484
Hans has you pinned down to a T.
I love the Diet Spain experience
>expecting validation from ignorant uninteresting countries.
We still hold the accomplishment/size trophy, and no one can even get near it.
OP é um paneleiro
Never been to Portugal
Only met portuguese through work.
Good, skilled workers.
Portugal seems nice.
>>70916805
Best date I ever went on was with a Portuguese girl. Other than that, it's a country that speaks funny Spanish.
The are Catholic so they are good.
I like Portuguese people. Humble and easy going. The western in the Iberian peninsula the better, frankly.
>>70916805
Friendly
>>70919773
Hum.. Francesinhas are actually close to croque monsieur, not pies, breh.
Portugal is our oldest ally.
Tell me how portugal managed to stay not annexed by spain?
literally dad
they have some pretty good pastel de nata too although ours is better
>>70926256
We kicked their butt whenever they tried and they can barely keep their kingdom intact.
>>70916805
It's A Trap
nobody ever thinks about protugal.
MFW your shittiest colony is more important and relevant than you.
>>70917226
Into the cross hairs you go bit ch
>>70926511
the same could be said about UK
>>70919219
Our golden days. We fought really well even when ridiculously outnumbered.
Those 1000 cochinese ran away when they saw Calicut's army, pic is two more times we were against the odds.
>>70926288
Stop lying, eternal ally of the anglos
>>70926511
>your shittiest colony
triggered
but seriously if anything we're the better one,at least better than fucking Angola
>>70926511
It's actually a good thing nobody cares about us. Refugees do not even think about Portugal when they come to Europe, so we have practically none. We are like that random tight family in your neighborhood nobody really knows that well but everybody is okay with.
>>70926256
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Aljubarrota
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Valverde_(1385)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Atoleiros
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_Restoration_War
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_S%C3%A3o_Mamede
Just to mention some. We're tough sons of bitches.
>>70926662
The anglos cucked moortugal tho
>>70916805
Is that where Portugal is at?
Why did I think Portugal was located in South America all these years?
>>70926689
On this level, we are like Iceland. Once a year, you remember they exist in the middle of the Atlantic and then you quickly forget about them again.
>>70926808
>American education
>>70926816
I have an unbearable wish to visit Iceland for some reason
What would a weeaboo for Iceland be called
>>70926808
Of course you did
I've never really given Portugal much consideration besides when Footballs happen.
But I guess i'm pretty thankful for Portugals excellent defence of the european western boundary, never any trouble slipping through, good job portubros.
You lose points for making Brazil, though.
>>70919330
Only did 2 of the 3.
>>70927047
>You lose points for making Brazil, though
This. They brought way too many niggers. Fuckin lazy moors.
dont come here white boy, unless you like to be in shackles
>>70916805
Never understood why Spain never conquered Portugal.
>>70927047
what did we do,goy?
>>70927114
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reconquista#Kingdom_of_Portugal_.281139.E2.80.931910.29
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expulsion_of_Jews_and_Muslims_from_Portugal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_slave_trade
>>70927334
ayyy they just mad Brazil has 6 world cups
>>70926761
Miguel I supported and fight for the legitimate king of Spain in the First Carlist War. Both lose, and Braganza's and Bourbon's decay started
>>70927380
I was referring to America only doing 2 of the 3, my Portuguese friend.
>>70916805
based. Oldest friend of England
what
Old friend, better Spain.
>>70923332
>rice
>no beans
reeeeeeeeeeee
>>70916805
How did you lose hueland?
>>70916805
My dad is Portuguese and is a quality man. My family over there is pretty awesome too. Beautiful country.
