/pol/ I just had the most messed up dream. Or nightmare. This might sound funny and messed up at the same time but im honestly freaked out at how realistic it all felt. Posting from phone so sorry if theres any typos.
>met this qt dutch white girl who lives in Canada on the internet a few weeks ago
>I really like her so far, she isnt a whore and shes about as racist as me. I would like to meet her someday
>in my dream, we got married and had sex
>shes supposed to have a baby
>were at the hospital and shes in those rooms where they give birth and Im waiting outside hearing her screaming
>doctor tells me shes ready and I can go in to see her and the baby
>I go in the room and shes holding a baby in a blanket
>I walk up to her to hug her and see the baby and I notice something.
>shes holding a FUCKING LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT NIGLET
>I stand there speechless staring at her and niglet, trying to process everything in my head
>I start yelling at her
>"YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH A FUCKING NIGGER?! A GOD DAMN NIGGER???"
>she yells back
"CAN YOU STOP USING THAT OFFENSIVE WORD ALREADY? IM SICK OF YOU BEING RACIST"
>I completely lose whatever shit I had left
>take that little niglet from her arms and throw it at the wall across the room
>little niglet's head literally blows up when hitting the wall
>wife screaming for help
>I realize what ive done and storm out of the room, running at full speed
>thinking im gonna spend the rest of my life in jail because of this
>hear behind me"YOU THERE! STOP!"
>get tackled by security guard
>alarm goes off and I wake up
Everything in this dream felt so fucking vivid. My emotions felt so real. Im a bit freaked out at the entire thing to be honest.
Anyone else ever had a dream like this?
>>70916434
It's an omen, you should embrace the diversity leaf.
>>70916434
ye
i fukd ariel winter a couple nights ago after some sort of apocalypse
shit was cash
holla
>>70916434
Even in their dreams, Canadians are cucked
>>70916434
Time to go all super sleuth and find out who this woman really is before you end up in a fucked up situation!
>>70916624
kek based Paddy
>"CAN YOU STOP USING THAT OFFENSIVE WORD ALREADY? IM SICK OF YOU BEING RACIST"
It's probably a sign that you're obsessed with interracial cuckolding fetishes.
>>70916583
You Australians never stop cultivating that shitposting skill
Cool dream OP, I had a nightmare last night too.
>shopping for Christmas gifts with my father
>finally find whatever I was looking for
>get in line at register
>lightskinded nigger in front of us
>when it's his turn he jumps the counter when the clerk is reaching for something under his desk and pulls out a gun
>yells at everyone to put their hands up
>I drop to the ground with my hands up
>father in corner by the register out of nigger's sight motioning me to crawl over
>second nigger appears and pokes me in the back of the head with his gun and says "Don't be movin. Get to the corner."
>sit away from register
>white guy stands up and says "Excuse me, I've got two more guns for you."
>niggers about to shoot but then they let him take them out
>thought he was about to save us
>he gives them each a second gun out of his backpack
>he says "Just trying to help out you know" nervously when he sits back down and looks at me
>niggers shoot him anyway
More /pol/ dreams
>>70916434
The pic is from the movie "Little miss sunshine" if anyone is interested. It's pretty good.
>>70916434
All of my dreams are like this. I rarely have dreams at all, but when they do they are filled with mundane scenarios where people break my trust and disregard me.
>>70917802
thanks bromania
>>70917728
Interesting dream anon
Did you end up surviving?
>>70916434
I had a nightmare where I was raped by a giant carrot and I had a fear of carrots for quite a while until it slowly subsided
Can tell you what happened if anyone's interested (although probably not)
>>70918102
I'm not sure I woke up after the cuck got shot
>>70918120
POO
IN
LOO
im interested though. Tell the story my street shitting friend
>>70918120
Have you ever had a nightmare where the designated street is closed and you have to poo in the porcelain portal?
I am Dutch and in this thread
hello
>>70918241
Ok so
>Cooking breakfast in the morning
>See that the carrot is spoiled
>Decide to throw it in the garbage
>Go to college
>Come back and start shitposting
>Its raining pretty badly
>Suddenly there's a power cut
>Hear footsteps behind me
>Lightning flashes, I take a glance behind me
>Its the spoiled carrot from the morning, but he's way bigger in size and he has a huge grin on his face
>Run inside and lock myself in my room
>Hear a slight tapping on the window
>I don't move from my place
>Tapping turns into loud banging
>Window breaks and its the carrot
>I keep crawling back in fear
>Notice i've reached a dead end
>I ask him "W-What do you want"
>Suddenly a bud starts growing in his groin-area
>Keeps growing until it becomes a full sized carrot
>Tears my pant away
>I try to run
>He puts his carrot inside me
>He rapes me with his carrot dick as I cry for help and try to run away
>Keeps on raping me until finally he comes thick carrot juice inside
>I lay there lifelessly and sob
>He keeps laughing maniacally
>Then he says "Don't think its over yet"
>His carrot grows even bigger as his grin gets wider
>I'm too scared to move, don't know what to do
>Suddenly someone bashes the door and comes inside
>Its tomato
>He pushes the carrot away and starts fighting with him
>Tells me to go get a weapon
>I run into the kitchen and grab a knife
>By the time I'm back, tomato juice is splattered across the room, Mr. Tomato got killed by Carrot
>Carrot looks at my shocked face and laughs
>I can't control my anger anymore
>Lunge at him and slice him into several pieces using the knife
>Call my friends over
>We all eat his (carrot) corpse for lunch
Then I woke up from the dream and the first thing I said was "what the fuck"
>>70918241
Hope you're still in the thread, that took some time to write desu
>>70918326
Not yet thankfully
>>70918416
hello
>>70918987
dont judge me please
>>70918858
Im still here and your post made me lol in class
Did you seriously dream of that though?
>>70918927
hello
>>70916434
What if that really happened, and this is just your mind's way to cope with the situation?
Perhaps you are locked in a padded cell right now?
Alternatively, you might have shifted through to another dimension where this never happened. Do you remember the Berenstein or the Berenstain bears?
lol thanks for the laugh OP
(don't be so hate-filled you faggot)
>>70919209
Yes.
No idea how I had that dream or why but I was genuinely scared of carrots for at least a few weeks following that dream
>>70919220
how are you doing today, friend?
>>70919289
good friend, how is loo?
>>70919246
DELETE THIS
>>70919324
loo is good
keeping it safe from toilet witch
>>70919289
It sounds too good to be true butvthen again i had a dream that was literally the plot ofvthe movie "it follows" and anothwr of several incursions to a haunted island
>>70918762
Did you wipe your ass with your hands while making dinner my loo friend?
Cuz that would have scared the shit out of the carrot baka
>>70919677
>too good to be true
literally what part of it is "good"
>>70919701
that's a sugoi idea, Guatemala!
im really a baka desu hehe
