>In lecture at university
>Lecturer keeps saying it's now a known fact women earn 77 cents for every dollar men make
>Ask her, if women are paid less than men, why not just hire all women?
>Her jaw drops
>She is physically shaken
>She stutters for a few seconds, trying to find the right words
>Eventually she says she must be wrong, and keeps apologising to me
>At this point, I've already given high fives to four other males in the audience
>All the females look at me with fear and disgust
>From this day on, no females dare speak to me and the lecturer stops peddling her wage gap fiction
>>70909706
MEANWHILE IN REALITY
>lecturer says she isn't surprised a cis privilaged white male would say something like this
>calls for security to escort you off the premises
>every woman and hipster liberal douche in the lecture hall scoffs to themselves
>>70909706
Literally things that never happened.
>>70909706
I said something like this to a girl, she just said that the patriarchy would never allow that.
Lol
>>70909968
Holy shit, really?
>engineers, lawyers, doctors, business majors
>more than 75% men I'm these fields
>highest paid positions by a mile
Are women this stupid?
>>70909706
I made this argument to a lesbian Austrian feminist I knew at university. She eventually just called me a sexist pig and stopped speaking to me for 4 weeks.
>> if women are paid less than men, why not just hire all women?
I believe the answer to that is systemic sexism
>>70909706
>and then an eagle named patriarchy perched on my shoulder
>>70909706
You spilled spaghetti every were and now no one talks to you
I would still hire the man @ $1 cause I know that bitch won't even do the work to earn her shittier wage at 77cents
>>70910114
I think Petroleum Engineers, best university degree you can get, are something like 95% male
Meanwhile early educators (I teach kids how to multiply!) are mostly female, make shit momey as they should, & strike every second year
>>70910131
...which contradicts labor exploitation how?
>>70910833
they'd rather pay more for a man than just hire a woman because they're sexist
>>70910687
This is objectively true, a shitload of former classmates (high school) and girls I know do something related to teaching middle-school or kindergarten shit.
The other ones do some bullshit advertisement job or spreadsheet management.
>>70909706
>Eventually she says she must be wrong
It was at this point I knew OP made this story up.
>>70910687
>Petroleum Engineering
>best university degree you can get
>>70909968
How could you tell bro?
>>70909827
I actually witnessed exactly this happen when I was on my semester abroad in Australia. I really did. It was completely bizarre. I thought it was just a 4chan meme, but it actually happened.
>>70909706
OP got this from Tumblr but turned the story around.
>>70910687
It was until a few months ago lol
>>70910687
My sister is in petroleum engineering. She made 30k in 3 months as a co-op student.
>>70911265
There used to be a grey area between memes and reality, but I'm not so sure anymore swede-bro.
>>70909968
What gave it away, m8?
I told the same to my aunt and her feminist friends with whom I had this same discussion. They said I have a point and left it at that.
>>70911193
weeds out the hippie scum i would imagine
>A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
> "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!“
> At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
> "How old is this rock, pinhead?”
> The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
> "Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"
> The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
> The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
> The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
>>70909706
>be lecturer at university
>statistics class
>"it is objectively true that women make 77 cents for every dollar a man makes"
>about to go on to explain that aggregate statistics can be used to explain a false narra-
>I-IF LESS PAID MEN THAN, HIRE ALL WOMEN??
>visibly autistic kid with no volume control shouting at the top of his lungs
>he puts his hands up to the guys around him and they awkwardly placate him by indulging him in high fives
>only do this because they're not sure if he's gonna shoot up the school or freak out
>his autism handler yanks on his leash and ushers him out of the room
>apologizes profusely for his erection while he walked out
>yells something about being a redpilled alpha
>overhear him punching polls outside the classroom so everyone knows he's tough
>mfw the entire class laughs and we eat spaghetti
>>70910889
>CEOs are so adamantly sure women are shit workers that they won't hire them for 30% less
This doesn't ring any bells for you?
You think all these CEOs are just throwing money and taxpayers profits away not hiring women so they can pretend they're better than them huh?
>>70914258
>CEOs are so adamantly sure women are shit workers that they won't hire them for 30% less
That's sexism
>>70914255
>his autism handler yanks on his leash and ushers him out of the room
unexpected, kek
>>70914317
Yeah. And sexism is just some magical phenomenon that appears for no reason and makes all companies throw away 30% of their potential profits
Get real, cuck
>>70910114
Of course they are. The government shields them from the consequences of their actions.
Have sex with a guy unprotected? We'll pay for it!
Get married to a bad man? We'll give you alimony!
Get married to a good man, but you're a horrible person, so the man leaves? We'll give you alimony!
Got a cunt? You'll get into college easier, despite the fact that almost no women help maintain society!
Got a worthless degree? We'll give you a government job, where things like performance don't matter, because we are a monopoly!
They, and the men that kowtow to them, are responsible for all the problems in Europe right now, and, if history is anything to go by, it won't stop until Islam dominates the West. The fact that women are pushing for their own disenfranchisement at the hands of barbaric sand people is proof of their stupidity. This is why gays and Jews are starting to swing conservative (they know what's in store for them if Islam takes control), but women keep on walking down the path to death/subjugation.
>>70909706
strayan shitposting at it's finest
>>70910131
now this is a shit post.
>>70914255
the implication is false, and you know it
>>70909706
Correction:
>Lecturer says it's a known fact that there is a myth going around about women making 77 cents to a man's dollar
>You stammer something along the lines of JUST HIRE ONLY WOMEN THEN
>No girls or guys still talk to you
>all is normal
>>70909706
>in lecture in uni
>uni let some immigrants from a community college to visit
>lecturer talks about women and violence
>There is also verbal harrassment, like for example asking a girl with a tongue piercing how does it feel to give oral sex with that thing t. Lecturer
>albanian kebab gets furious for some reason
>WHY THE FUCK COULDN'T I ASK THAT?! I WANT TO KNOW IF THERE'S ANY GIRL HERE WHO HAS A TONGUE PIERCING HOW DOES IT FEEL?! T. Kebab
>feminist girls start shouting buzzwords at him
>FUCK THIS I'M LEAVING YOU WHORES says the kebab and gets out of the auditorium
>women are underrepresented in science and engineering
"why didn't you study science or engineering then"
>>70909968
Watch out, guys. Detective dink is on the case
>>70909706
The wage gap is a myth. All you have to do is memorise some facts and explain it them. Its not like they can argue against logic and evidence right?
>>70915189
>nobody on reddit highfives with me but gais on pol will they like cute anime trump hats
>>70909968
>literally
Edgelord detected
>doing advanced dynamics class at uni
>45/50 class males
>females made it through stem and honary guys
>classroom too underfunded so not enough space.
>lecturer negotiates to move class to humanities building
> 50 engi students enter humanities
>walls covered in much feminism. Muh equalpay memes.
>we scoff at the posters and exhibits
>vibrant haired femi student approaches.
She hears us dissing muh feminism
>looks like she is going to explode.
>mutters some shit under her breath as she passes.
>her words and angst has no affect.
>she is just upset we will get jobs out of uni.
>humanities gets 1000x more funding than engineering
>>70916662
>tfw want to become an engineer
>underfunded higher education means that pretty much perfect marks is needed to get accepted
>choices made as a teenager fucks your whole life up
Such is life in a socialist paradise
>captcha: 5300 FREEDOM
>>70917140
You can just pay your way into university if you fuck up in school here in Australia.
>>70909706
The wage gap actually exists in Japan but no one gives a fuck since a bunch of old guys control everything.
>>70909706
happened or not, still good point!
bump
>>70910121
Best 4 weeks of your life?
>>70917451
How good was that Penrith try just now?
>>70909706
>australian flag
Is this 77 cents on the dollar thingy an universal value for every dollar country?
>>70917774
It's a persistent feminist myth. The figure was used once (it came from a gender studies dept in the US somewhere, IIRC), and has been parroted by academic feminists all over the world since. Because, narrative is better than facts.
>>70909706
So your 18-21 years old and you know the World.
Kek. Typical burgerlander.
>>70915691
>Implying anime Trump girls aren't cute
Get out, Reddit filth
>Things that didn't happen
>match on tinder with a feminist
>ask her why is she a feminist
>BECAUSE OF IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE WAGE GAP
>ask her if she knows that wage gap is not real and literally illegal
>B-BUT THERE ARE OTHER THINGS!
>proceeds to not list them
>>70909706
>>Eventually she says she must be wrong, and keeps apologising to me
>>At this point, I've already given high fives to four other males in the audience
ITT: things that never happened.
