With an Apache Longbow?
>>70907202
Do I have jet fuel? Do I have ammo for the M230? Do I have 70mm rockets? Hellfires?
Have I got a gunner? Do I have that expensive ass helmet?
>>70907202
Sell it
Head to the nearest Bernie Sanders rally
well as a kiddo trained in the video game arena.
Id try to turn upside down and see how how high I could go then crash into the ground.
then id get serious about the mission
what you mean I dont respawn?
goshdarndammit!
Blow up some shit in the desert.
Keep it for self defense.
>>70907202
sell my services as a pest species removal expert to large ranches
>>70907202
Make sweet love to it and have little half-apache longbows buzzing around everywhere causing chaos and destruction.
>>70907331
Yes, yes and yes. Your Gunner's name is Tim
Sell it. Retire.
>>70907331
It's all one package anon
>>70907202
Attack the presidential limo, kill Obongo, become hero to the Republican Party
>>70907599
I'm not seeing much use for Hellfires in this kind of situation, so we're rocking with 76 Hydra 70s. Tim and I take flight to my local city of Seattle, specifically the international district. Fuck shit up as best we can there, then start sniping homeless people with the M230. Do that for as long as we can without getting shot down by a CAP or something out of Lewis-McChord. Fly off like pussies and hide it somewhere.
>>70907379
This.
I don't want a piece of fucking military hardware that's going to need 10 hours maintenance for every 1 hour of flight time, I ain't got time for that shit.
>>70907202
Fly over US ships.
fail to ever start the fucking thing and if by sheer chance i did ever get it to start blow it up by failing the sequence to get the rotor motors and everything else running properly. i dont give 2 fucks how much time you spend playing a "simulation" real life is way fucking harder. unless you are a trained military pilot this shit is literally just a useless pile of metal.
remove kebab
>>70907902
>i dont give 2 fucks how much time you spend playing a "simulation" real life is way fucking harder. unless you are a trained military pilot
How do you think they train, friend?
Protip, they don't just chuck them in an actual apache and hope for the best
>>70907902
trained pilot here, its actually criminally simple
a lot like driving a car.
through the sky
>>70907202
I sexually identify as one, so I apply for marriage.
>>70908040
> criminally simple
I imagine it would have to be. It is designed to be flown by soldiers, after all.
>>70907202
Start a PMC
>>70907202
I'd go down to Centrelink and bomb the absolute fuck out of it. Then go back the nearest RAAF base for more missiles, motherfucker!
>>70907202
It's GO TIME
>>70907331
first post most autist post
>>70909346
I'm 100% certified not autistic by a real psychologist. I just like weapons.
Patrol the Mediterranean Sea and shoot "Refugee" boats.
>>70909552
Now this is a good idea. Enjoy your (You) good sir
>>70907202
I don't know. Fly it.
Duh!
>>70907599
>>70907202
if tim can safely get me into london, i would take down as many mosques as i possibly could.
this one is for you nigel
>>70907202
Go back in time and kill Hitler
>>70907202
Phone up Buckingham Palace, ask for Prince Harry, and fly off together to somewhere being invaded by ISIS terrorists, like southern Europe, perhaps Greece, Italy, or Turkey.
Then we'd remove kebab.
>>70912095
(i do realize it's a suicide mission for both of us, im ok with that)
>>70907785
The only things they have at McChord are c17s and c5s with the occasional kc10
>>70912300
Sorry, not familiar with the specifics as I've never actually been on that base.
Sell all my assets and build a mcmansion in the middle of the bad part of Detroit. Park that fucker in the atrium, facing the front door.
>>70907202
Have a really great TGIF.
>>70907202
sell to highest bidder and do my best to evade taxes
