Reminder that being tall is bad for your health, and that manlets will most likely bury you and then cuck you by stealing your wives while you watch from the afterlife.
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/crux/2013/11/08/is-being-tall-hazardous-to-your-health/#.Vw87EWE8LCR
>>70904139
I'm 6'2" and hate being tall. I wish I was a robust 5'3.
Boobs in my face.
The future is bright, Lambright!
>>70904139
most women aren't very fond of manlets tho
>>70904228
even 6'2 isn't that tall.
The fuck is a "manlet"
>>70904318
They will be after the tall's husbands die at the age of 48 and manlets are there to support their wives and swiftly penetrate their vaginas while the long legged cucks peer down from the clouds and sob in despair
>>70904139
>cuck you
>by "stealing their wives" at the ripe age of 67
just face it, we got nothing
>>70904139
I'm 5'9, that's the height of an average girl in the 8th grade in my country. Shit sucks. That being said, I don't think girls above 5'10 look feminine, they are usually less curvy and have narrow hips.
>>70904433
>"after the tall's husbands die at the age of 48"
>"and manlets are there to support their wives"
>we're not mega cucks
>>70904139
Okay kid go play with your small friends, tall people need to talk.
>>70904406
You are, newfaggot.
Lurk moar.
who is the 5'2 guy
>>70904357
Yep, and 7 inch cocks are average, right?
>>70904433
Well you can raise my post pubecent children and take care of my old ass wife, thank you very much.
>>70904564
Chris rock I think
>>70904494
>not using the life insurance from the long bow legged cucknoid to live in a much smaller manlet sized home with his wife
Manlet uprising now
>>70904591
baka potato nigger
>>70904139
Manlet detected. Kill yourself, before you spread your short gene.
>>70904139
Manlets can't even doggystyle a bitch, they're too short to even reach.. and thats if theyre ever lucky enough get laid in the first place.
I agree that having a complex drives them to try harder than a normal man would, like Napoleon - but in the long run they literally fall short
>>70904711
I'll spread it in the womb of your wife after you pass, long leg.
Manlets ASSEMBLE NOW
>>70904782
Napoleon had average height for that time, him being short was all British propaganda.
>>70904782
I've doggystyled a bitch and I'm 5'8.
Men of short stature quickly rise to the top when the time is right.
>easily hide in bushes during war
>impregnate tall man's wife and easily hide under bed when he comes home
>sleep in warm small hole in the wilderness
>use brain more often and learn to manipulate the long legs
All I want is one more inch, god
I'll go back to church and everything I swear
>>70904701
>tfw 6'4and 220 pounds
>tfw my kids will be tall and strong
>tfw women swoon around me.
Take me early senpai, doesnt matter, had too much sex.
>>70905034
The eternal manlet
>>70905132
>Mexico
>6'4
I am 5'11, and when I go to Mexico, I look like a fucking giant around all of you brown little rolly poley armadillo manlets
>>70905241
Ameriburgers and their knowledge about flags, folks
>>70904139
A short life lived as a man is better than an eternity as a manlet.
>>70904433
>tall's husbands die at the age of 48 and manlets are there to support their wives and swiftly penetrate their vaginas
When I die at 48, you have my blessing to swoop in and fuck my menupausal widow and pay for my children's college debt.
Good luck, Hobbitfriend!
>>70904139
>talls
>not lanklets
Do you even /fit/?
>>70904139
However, it's on average positive for your intelligence. Enjoy being stupid shortfag.
>>70904139
Is there a study on how the taller you are the less funny you are?
>>70905320
if so you shouldnt waste your time on a taiwanese sock puppet forum
>>70905241
das Ireland fool
>>70905544
Shut the fuck up kiwi cunt
>>70904139
can we all agree that:
h<5'10" = manlet
5'10"<h<6' = king of manlets
h>6' = man
?
>>70904701
>>70904591
It's Kevin Smith
>>70905620
not my fault you're an idiot
>>70904139
I'm sorry woman are so shallow m8, it must be hard spending all that time in the gym and at work to buy elevated shoes just for woman to say to you "ha.....haha......hahahhahahahhaa no fucking way pipsqueak!"
>>70905241
5'11" here as well. I remembered being almost one head taller than everyone while walking in the streets of Tokyo.
Back here, not so much.
Man, you guys sure are concerned about height.
>>70905332
>be 46 year old Chad
>always been rich
>always been charming
>always been... Tall
>come home from work
>have to duck down to avoid hitting my head on door frame
>honey I'm home!
>wife comes waddling over and I have to hurt my back bending over to awkwardly wrap my arm around her
>Chad, we are going broke to accommodate your high calorie requirements due to your size. All we have tonight is buttered rice
>oh Stacey...m-my f-favorite
>awkwardly move my tree-like limbs to take me to the kitchen
>kids run up me, wanting a hug
>can't bend over to pick them up from years of abusing spine
>take pills for my heart condition caused from my height
>try to bring fork up to mouth to eat my buttered rice
>arms too long, hand extends all the way to my shoulder
>feel pain in chest
>fall backwards off chair with crippling heart attack, knocking thousands of dollars worth of China plates over
>wake up in after life
>look down from above
>see the 5'4 lively mail man performing oral on my wife in his hobbit house
>see my 5'4 comically hilarious mailman playing with my kids, hugging them and playing ball with them
>why was I born so cucked? Why was I born... So... Tall?
>>70904139
>mfw im taller than ryan whatever his name is and bradley copper, as well as the mega retard reddit pandering unfunny robert junior
feelsgoodman
>>70905642
Nah, those fortunate enough to be able to put a 6' by their height should be let in.
>>70905463
I see what you mean. Midgets are funny to look at
>>70905544
>centrelink thinks there's a difference between Mexicans and Irish
One time, an Irishman was so drunk while he was in Rome that he beat the Pope'e foot to a pulp with a coal shovel and kissed his wife.
>>70904139
5'11 master race reporting.
5'2 - 5'5 is master race for women, this is a fact.
>>70905749
this was also curios to me, færoyene, but i learned that the only people who care about their height are manlets. for normal people its a non-issue.
>>70904139
This triggers manlets.
>same height as RDJ
>>70905774
>>see the 5'4 lively mail man performing oral on my wife in his hobbit house
This is what it's like to not be a manlet.
>>70905802
sure, I was too lazy to google and copy the ≥ sign
h < 5'10" = manlet
5'10" ≤ h < 6' = king of manlets
h ≥ 6' = man
btw I'm fucking 5'11 and 3/4, fucking kill me
>>70905642
If you're 6ft you're in.
>tfw eternal emperor of manlets of 5'11
>>70905844
>impregnating someone that shorter than you
have fun raising a manlet elliot rodger son
>>70905844
Unless you want tall kids. But petite girls are a different kind of hotness compared to your 5'10 blonde.
>>70905938
Not triggered but Jesus is that even real? What kinda crazy bitch makes that kinda formula.
>>70906225
Feminists.
>>70906127
>impregnating someone taller than you
ISHYGDDT
>>70906249
Fucking hell man... I hope never to cross one.
>>70904318
The most attractive height is 5'10 apparently, which on this site makes you a man let
>>70904357
can confirm. im 6'1 and im nearly a manlet.
>>70906225
>sick banter
of course its not real
>>70904139
>and that manlets will most likely bury you and then cuck you by stealing your wives
And take care of their wife's son, I'm guessing.
Now tell me, who is the cuck? The one that consumes the scraps? Or the one that gets the first bite?
>mfw 5'9"
>mfw I used to be considered the tall one of the class in high school
>mfw every girl loved me
>mfw I stopped growing and all my manlets friends are now taller than me
>mfw high school kids look older than me now
>mfw every girl I've dated at uni is at least 5'8" so when they use heels I look shorter than them
Being a manlet in a manlet country sucks
>>70904139
Why do you think we got yellow fever? We ain't manlets to the chinks
All 5'11s report in
We must rally the manlets. They need us. We will take the dating world back from the long limbed lankcucks
>>70906425
5'11" isn't manlet
>>70906296
>not impregnating someone taller, whiter and jewier than you
that's better than saving money for your child's college in terms of guaranteeing him a good future
>>70906420
5ft11 bong, average height here must be over 6ft
>>70906477
5'11 are the kings of manlets. You either ride with us or against us
>>70906425
There are plenty of qts to go round 5'10 man. We'll give you the petites and we keep the tall model types, deal?
>>70906477
>king of manlets
>>70906477
>5'11" isn't manlet
Found the manlet.
>>70905132
>thinking there's a 'tall' gene
enjoy your 5'7 sons, whilst a 5'9 manlet has one full of 6'2. Such is nature.
>>70906519
>>70906535
>>70906542
I'm 5'9" tards. Hardly think that 5'11" is manlet when 5'9" is the average in the UK.
>>70906329
what? the statistics i saw said it was 6 ft, then 5'11, then 6'1, then 6'2, then 5'10.
>>70906420
>mexico smaller than japan
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>70906621
Being average doesn't make you a man.
>>70906621
3 2 1 height war now gas the longs
>>70906586
tall people tend to have tall kids m8 h8 to br8-t+k it to u
>>70906621
>uk
>manlet capital
Every height is manlet in the UK
Tall people are the manlets, no wonder they get cucked so much.
>>70906667
it's like they are missing an entire head of height
>>70904139
hahahahahahaha manlet trying to justify being fucking short by linking a literal blog. Sorry man :/ tall men will always be superior and we will always fuck more girls. 6'4 master race reporting in.
>>70905241
>Be hispanic
>raised on gmo powered murifat beans and rice
>heh, spend my time indoors and still tanned up like a bronze statue
>go visit familia south of the border
>everybodies on midget swag mode
>fresa girls looking like they want a piece of this indio meat in their booty
>lol I don't think I reach 6ft tall
>>70906682
I have a penis.
Pretty sure that makes me a man.
>>70906823
6'4 ain't gonna get you laid lanklet
>>70906745
Look up averages. Barely anyone aside from some Nordic places exceed a 6 foot average.
Most are 5'7" to 5'10"
>>70906867
penislet confirmed
>>70906823
Jokes on you my heavily blood clotted friend. Don't hit your head on the door frame on the way out, those are usually made for normal healthy people ;)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2018661/Why-tall-highly-risky-health.html
>>70906741
>tall people
>implies that it takes one 'tall person' to have a good chance
>wife is 5'3
Happens all the time my boy, one friends dad is 5'8 & one of his sons 6'2, & my other friends dad is 6'3 & my friend is around 5'9.
:^)
>it's a americans show their stupidity episode
>>70906939
It's pretty acceptable. About 6 inches.
>>70906934
neds and serbs are the gigantors
>>70906867
It makes you a male, but your stunted height will trap you as an inferior manlet for all your life.
>>70907048
This has to be inaccurate. 177cm plus average throughout all of Europe? Nothing else reports similar.
Where is this image from?
>>70907095
>this is what lanklets actually believe
>>70906915
is this really what manlets do in their free time HAHAHAHA I just fucked a tinder bitch yesterday I've fucked 4 different girls this month dude im so sorry for your height :) and yes im a normie
>>70906934
Never heard of dinarics?
>>70904564
Kevin hart
>>70907161
that's approx. a 5'9" average, close to >>70906420
just searched serb average height in google images
>>70907048
It's dinaric tribes not serbs
serbs are just on of 3 ethnic groups there
northern Croats and serbs are shorter
>>70904433
>age 48
Well nigga why the fuck would I even care about my leftover wife and shit
>I can look forward to all that puss at the part time retirement home
finally things are starting to look up
>>70907301
>9kek
Is lord Kek saying something through my id?
>>70907299
>do in their free time HAHAHAHA
wut
>I just fucked a tinder bitch yesterday I've fucked 4 different girls this month dude
kek
>>70907335
This. The Dinaric side of my family are mainly 6'0. The northern part of my family are around my height, 5'9. I guess I just didn't pull the tall gene, my kids might though.
>>70907335
thanks for clarifying things my tall low average iq bodybuiling friend
The lanklets are right guys. Being a manlet is shit. Fuck life
>>70904139
I was right next to Jack Black and I couldnt believe how fucking short he was kek
>>70905774
im sorry man this is so pathetic do you really fantasize about this, I'm 6'4 almost 6'5 and ive never had to duck down for any door. I feel really bad for you man do you feel a wave of envy when you see tall people in real life?
>>70907234
>manlet in denial of his inferiority
>>70907415
make pictures like that lol
>>70907533
uh obvs i didn't make it. its been posted here ad infinitum
>>70907301
Actually I hadn't until now, still, if you read modern height averages across Europe what I said is true.
>link on the first page of Google to Stormfront
lol
>>70904590
>Brazil
>Tall
Jejeje
>>70904139
6'3 here feels superior man. I don't even date bitches less than 5'8 (175 cm), tall girls are the best. I even had sex with a 184 once, felt great man.
>>70907313
I am just very surprised it is on the higher side of 5'9" especially where areas like Italy are concerned.
>>70907482
I'm king of manlet (5'11,75") and everytime I'm around a taller friend I can't help but briefly feel ashamed, inferior, but it passes
true manlets must seethe with unconscious rage being around tall people
if you are really manlet like kevin hart you should seriously consider moving to Japan, that shit must cut several years of your life
>>70904139
tall men go to heaven, short man go to hell
6'6 Hispanic Here
Master of Spics
>year 1956 + 60
>long limbed menace still creeping the streets
>not immediately executing anybody who grows past the height of 5'11
>>70907675
there's probably a significant difference in height between northern and southern italians/portuguese nearl the alps/galicia respectively
I'm just surprised by how tall the roaches are since you can even see how they brought down the height in the parts of eastern europe they occupied
>>70904433
>>70904139
Joke's on you both:there's no such thing as an afterlife.
>>70904139
>t. Manlet Supreme
>>70906915
>lower penis length to height ratio
ha ha ha!!!
>>70904139
Ok so if 5 10 by pol standards is manlet can I be finally called dwarf at 5 6 ? I lack the belly and beard though but I guess that age will grant me these blessings. I already own an axe and some fine ale.
If I can be a dwarf philosopher that drink fine ale with lads debating meaning of life then Im fine and you can have your women that cheat endlessly anons.
>>70904139
I'm 5'7'' but the average here is like 5'8''. I really feel short, but At least I'm not living in europe, I conform with being taller than women here, which actually happen
6'5" reporting in
>>70906816
ayy
I'm ~178cm tall in a country where they average is 180.
Not sure how to feel.
>>70907048
i always thought irish people were shorter than english people.
>>70908594
especially since stalled growth is the main consequence of starvation
>>70904480
I knew a girl that was an easy 6 feet and she had a very nice ass and hips, good boobs. pretty good fuck, too bad she had kind of a nasty looking pussy
>>70904139
5'5 here.
I'd rather live less time tall than more time as short
>>70909126
She's an exception, not a rule. Girls that are between 165-175cm have the best bodies. And they don't depend on high heels to make their butts look nice.
>>70909211
yeah that's the perfect height for girls, not too tiny, not too huge, a good medium.
>>70904139
t. assmad as fuck midget
i bet you also have a tiny ass dick too.
>>70904228
being tall is wonderful, iam 6,6 and its the perfect height for me
>>70907799
We put all the knives on the top shelf and confiscated the ladders. Sorry.
>>70909322
I'm 175 and I'm not handicapped in the height department, only if they like really high heels. So people are mainly full of shit, height is only important if you go for women lanklets.
>>70909539
Croat girls aren't super tall anyways though right?
>>70909898
Actually, they are, most highschool girls are around my height. But there are plenty of <170 girls around. The taller girls are usually dinaric types and I don't find that type attractive.
>>70908946
>especially since stalled growth is the main consequence of starvation
maybe they get more potatoes inside these days.
>>70909202
are you mexican?
>>70908594
probably larger foreign born population in England skewing the average down, assuming this is just by general popualtion
Being short with big penis > being tall with average penis. Aww tall fag thinks 7.5 inches is big, that's cute. 5'6 big penis man checking in.
>>70910305
oh yeah of course. all those indians and arabs dragging down the average.
