>Percentage of new Zealand's Gdp spent on defence
1%
>Percentage of Australia's Gdp spent of defence
2%
>Percentage of the USA'S gdp spent on defence
5%
>Australia AND the United States MUST come to our aid if we start a war
How does it feel that one of the smallest contries on earth has Cucked the world's super powers?
>>70900156
Tfw america has a race war, get drafted, get to kill nig nogs in the battle of los angeles.
>>70900156
Wow! Look at the New Zealand Carrier!
said no one ever
>>70900350
Wow look at the American foreskin
Said no Jew ever
Actually NZ is no longer part of the ANZUS treaty you dumb Maori.
How does it feel to spell a fucking 2 syllable word wrong 3 consecutive times?
You dumb hobbit, our military might IS our country.
>5%
Too low
>>70900716
Nope Obama let us back in.
>>70900156
ADF: 103,380 total servicemen
New zealand: 6000
yeah keep talking, your country basically belongs to us anyways.
>>70900156
US is down to 3.5% in 2014 according to the World Bank. In 2015, it was 3.3% according to the International Institute for Strategic Studies. Leftists both in the US and internationally demand our defense spending keep getting lower.
New Zealand is safe thanks to geography, but for the rest of you NATO members, guess what happens when the US stops spending enough to defend you?
The Left wants you to be conquered. They want you to be conquered by immigration and eventually by military force because they hate Western culture.
Good luck.
>>70900156
>MUST come to our aid if we start a war
>if we start a war
false
>>70900762
Source? Everywhere says that you are still out
>>70900632
Foreskins are disgusting, m8.
Only fucking 5 goddamn percent. FUCK THIS CUNTRY
>>70900156
NZ got kicked out of ANZUS decades ago
>>70900156
Stop fucking around on the school computer Jared
Australia is the only nation that will come to NZ's aid, even then we'll probably Annex them in the process
>>70901095
>>70901224
Okay your right. But cuck sanders will let us back in when he is elected. :)
>>70901159
Keep telling yourself that my friend.
>he will never feel the full effects of sex.
Inb4 neither will you.
>>70901171
Only 3.3% and going down. Expect 2.7% within 10 years if policy doesn't change.
>>70901159
>being a man
>finding your genitals disgusting
Just cut it all off you mutilated transfaggot
>>70900326
>nig nogs
> los angeles.
Too late. LA is pretty much clean of nigs because of mexican gangs.
>>70900156
>How does it feel that one of the smallest contries on earth has Cucked the world's super powers?
But thats not the Israeli flag?
>>70901159
>>70900156
>defence
>>70900156
A NZ scale war is child's play for us.
>>70900156
we have no agreement with new zealand on that. However, we only protect countries that give us good trade deals. This is why the US pays so much less on oil, metals, technology etc
>>70901488
Nz is the isreal of the pacific.
>L-LOOK AT ME AMERICA IM A BIG BOY TOO
Pathetic.
>>70900156
>>70901569
>Attack budget.
Brilliant!
>>70900156
LOL WRONG
New Zealand is not covered by ANZUS nor by the USA nuclear umbrella since 1986 due to kiwis being anti-nuclear faggots.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ANZUS
>New Zealand was suspended from ANZUS in 1986 as it initiated a nuclear-free zone in its territorial waters; in late 2012 the United States lifted a ban on visits by New Zealand warships leading to a thawing in tensions. New Zealand maintains a nuclear-free zone as part of its foreign policy and is not part of ANZUS, as the United States maintains an ambiguous policy whether or not the warships carry nuclear weapons.
Meanwhile I will rest easy knowing MY country is covered by American protection by virtue of the Inter-American Treaty of Reciprocal Assistance should an extra-continental power attack.
But not the self-righteous cucks in New Zealand.
Sucks to be you.
new zealand is a country?
I always figured that was a meme.
>>70900156
What is per capita?
That is why Trump wants you fucks to pay your fair share or get the US out of NATO
>>70902482
>bragging about US military protection
wew
>>70902482
They are covered by ANZUS but the treaty stipulates that they must consider coming to NZ and Shitpost's aid.
There is no Poland-like treaty clause for Australia which is why we applaud when the US want's troops and bases on our soil. It's also why we follow them into battle at every opportunity since the end of WW2.
>>70902870
Every US war needs Aussie shitposters. You're number 2 after the UK after Canada elected Weedman.
>>70900156
Dident you sheepfuckers get kicked out of ANZUS for your anti-nuke faggotry?
God you dont even have fighter jets. If a terrorist assembeled a mig17 smuggeled into New Zeland via a shipping container he would be the undisputed master of middle earths skys.
You suck. Pony up for a rhino squadern for fucks sake, or at least a couple of P51's.
>>70903886
>Number 2
u fuckin' wot m8?
>>70904651
The UK spends more jewbucks m8. Step up your game.
>>70900156
>must
What are you going to do if we don't? Attack us?
>>70900156
>>70900732
>Blow it out your ass
>>70901569
This.
Lmao at all the merilards here complaining that the state isn't spending enough money to defend Israels interest.
>>70900156
OP, read the conditions of the ANZUS treaty. No one is coming to help your ass in a war.
I'm not sure you know what GDP is either, or know that comparing countries' military spending without considering it relative to the country's population and other statistical data that is largely incomparable to a country as small as NZ is stupid as fuck.
"Oh look at me I'm OP, New Zealand has a lower birthrate than China, the statistics are skewed by the Jews! China has a larger population but I am choosing to ignore this fact and draw connections! I am a fucking moron! I can't perform basic math!"
>>70900156
You seem to be implying that the US would come to your aid. You're a tool that gets disposed when it becomes useless or inconvenient, and we've thrown you away a long time ago. You and your people have very little value, hence not worth defending. The US would more likely risk life and limb to defend the shitposting Strayans than your useless ass. Enjoy being part of China when the time comes, because no one will come and save you.
Even though we're not obligated to under treaty, we probably still would cause we're friends. We like you New Zealand.
Better thing to think about is how the hell would NZ get into a war? Don't they top the Global Peace Index?
>>70906984
New Zeland dosent deserve friends. Who want to be friends with a country with 0 fighter jets?
Its like being friends with a kid that only owns cheap plastic soilders and marbles for toys.
>>70900156
>implying it's not america who starts the next conflict
>implying you won't get drafted for the sake of american imperialism
>>70900350
your carriers will be worthless in upcoming conflict american senpai
>>70900156
it's cause we're nice and don't want you faggots to be annihilated
>>70907387
Now now Australia, if America was only friends with nations that had as cool of military hardware as us we wouldn't be friends with you either.
No we have to come to your aid if people invade your shitty little islands, whether or not you started the war
But if you start a war, then it's more likely that we would try and stop the war you started
>>70900156
Kei te pai, e hoa. Titiro tenae kupu. Patu patu amerikatanga, tangatawhenua kia kaha.
Nga Mihi ;)
>>70907724
Let's hope they're not useless Poland. We'd love to have you on our side.
Come ride on our carriers. We'll even put hussar wings on your life jacket for you.
>The entire Western World has to come to the US's aid if the USA starts a war
That is actually correct, even if the US starts a war for no reason, we have to send our people their to die
eg. Iraq
I thought w-we were m8s t-though ;_;
>>70908075
Seriously? Do you see Ausfags sucking up to your 'special' neighbour Canada?
No, because Canada is just a stupid leaf. New Zeland is just some lonely old guy looking for non-sheep love.
He has nothing to offer anyone.
>>70900156
feels pretty good family.
>>70908600
we sell milk and invent shit senpai
>>70900156
New zealand nuke tally: 0
Australia nuke tally: 0
America nuke tally: 1,750 active; 5,000 in reserve
What's that about being cucked? I'm awfully comfy knowing that Russia will never, ever fuck with us.
>>70908954
Just be thankfull you dident change your flag for 'a fucking fern'.
>Trying to join fag flag club
>>70900156
You do know NZ was kicked out of ANZUS in the 70's for not letting nuclear powered US ships into your waters? We'll come to your defense but the US doesn't have to do shit.
>>70900156
It's the same thing with Canada leeching off the back of the U.S military
It's why our country puts very little funding into our military; there is no point. We can secure the border without the military, we can police the country without the military, we can run the country without the military.
The U.S is Canada's shield. Meanwhile our cuck prime minister pulls back our military support against ISIS. IF the U.S had any balls they would tell Canada to get the fighter jets back in or lose complete support from their military. If we cant back our allies, we do not deserve our allies support.
I would pay to see Trump sit down with Trudeau for 10 minutes.
>>70909066
that webm is so calming
>>70900773
>6000
>only combat they have seen were in minis tirth as extras
>>70900156
>NZ declared war on Germany first in WW2 amongst all the allied countries
>NZ can't even get their boats to work properly
I've had a gutfull of your shit you little cunt
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/78903319/Navys-newest-patrol-boats-haven-t-made-it-to-sea-in-years
>>70900156
who would want to invade australia and new zealand? half their cities are already filled with us chinese and the rest is desert and sheep respectively
>>70909066
>America nuke tally: 1,750 active
Do you really need 1750? I mean 400 would do. Why so many Ameribros?
>>70900156
>america
>having to do anything
>>70907387
That's why you don't like new zealand? I always hated the accent desu, and I think New Zealanders are annoying.
But I'd rather a cool friend with shitty toys than an asshole with rich parents, because shitty toys = more fun adventures. (Note: I'm not saying New Zealand is cool, I'm just saying your analogy is shit)
>>70900773
China owns us both, don't kid yourself.
>>70909833
Some places need 4 nukes dropped on them to be sure
>>70909833
The US military probably knows a slight bit more than you do about how many nukes we need, you fucking retard.
When we need help estimating how much weed our populace needs we'll give you a call
>>70908220
fuck off uncle bully
