Pick one country to live in /pol/.
China
Of those ones? Honestly Israel.
>>70899730
Israel is the obvious choice here
>>70899801
Australia
I'll become a kebab
>>70899801
Agreed
>>70899730
Syria.
Kyrgyzstan
Girlfriend is Russian from Kyrgyzstan anyways, so it's not like I'd be completely isolated.
Lebanon or Iran. Shia>Sunni.
>>70899730
Israel
Easily Israel. People even speak English there.
Iran, the women there are the best out of those countries. Turkey would be second.
Israel
>>70900102
>inb4 accused of being a spy and tortured to death.
Israel is the only good choice, first world country with all amenities society has to offer.
>>70900666
ayy satan trips
>>70899730
Israel. Lebanon or any -Stan that's not Pakistan or Afghanistan if I have to live with Muslims.
>>70899730
G.I.
>>70899730
if i get to be a billionaire oil sheik, uae or bahrain or one of those
otherwise, israel. but i'd want immunity from mossad. and im not learning hebrew
israel or turkey obviously
>>70899730
lebanon. but then again im lebanese.
>>70899730
UAE.
>>70901340
>im lebanese.
Good for you. Have you come out to your parents yet.
Iran
>>70901521
fuck off leaf
Jordan
>>70899730
Kurdistan :^)
>>70900872
The saddest part is I would accept this.
Damn clever merchants.
>>70899730
turkey without a doubt, fuck israel desu i'm not a jew
Israel or Iran
Iran
Roachland is probably the one where I'm least likely to be beheaded or blown up or whatever, so I pick them.
>>70902622
Israel
>>70902622
Objectively best county in middle east.
Israel no question about it
Yemen
>>70899730
Israel or U.A.E
>>70899949
>Russian from Kyrgyzstan
I can't believe. There aren't Russians in this shithole after Soviet Union's collapsing.
>>70899730
Israel
>tfw not serving with cute IDF gf
>>70899975
This
Sunni is literally the "loosely follow the prophets friend's ramblings so we can make shit up on the spot to keep our harem and violent streaks" sect responsible for everything people hate about arab culture they falsely attribute to Islam.
>>70902557
Same here. I'd go back to Dohuk in northern Iraq. Was there a couple times during the war. I would just set myself up as a military advisor to one of the Kurdish battalions.
>>70899730
Lebanon. I'm a Maronite and probably have some distant family there.
Saudi Arabia
>>70899730
safest to live: Kyrgyzstan, Israel, Iran, and Oman.
>>70899730
Israel. How is that even a question.
>>70907538
Armenia is even better
>>70899730
In this order
>Israel
Civilised, totally not apartheid, developed and they fight off the Serb loving Palestinians
>Iran
Brotier guys, their muslims dont go boom boom, they aint arabs, they hate Saudi Arabia, if it wasnt for the theocracy I guess Iran and Israel would be bff
>Syria
Still ruled by glorious alewis, their army still practices the Roman salute
>Turkey
Not arabs, some of them are white thanks to centuries of rape, kidnaping and migrations, are somewhat developed, have Greek culture in their lands
>Turkmenistan
Basically banned islam all tho they are muslims Ayy lmao
>>70899730
Israel..
>>70899730
lebanon, all that great weed
Gee, I wonder which one I'll pick....
>>70903131
>>70899730
1. Turkey
2. Israel
3. Lebanon
Btw, the filename says middle-east but a few of those countries are not.
>>70899730
Prob Turkey
>>70899730
Kurdistan
>>70899730
Israel.
If Israel is not available then would try to choose from Turkey, UAE or Oman. Everything else are shitholes.
>>70899730
Turkey is a no brainer. Party in Istanbul!
Oman
>>70899730
Israel
Turkey, Thrace
>>70905355
Agreed
>>70905488
Shia are no worse than catholics
>>70899730
Iran. It will be secular again before this century is out. Guaranteed.
Jordan is the best, fyi
>>70899730
Turkey or Lebanon
>>70899948
underrated post
No goys allowed in this pillow fort, sorry.
>>70899730
iran
you get any kind of hardware, software and parts cheaply (imported from china), and fruits and food actually contain nutrients/vitamins
you are religious, but not so that women cannot drive or have a job. plus the country should be beautiful
>>70899730
id rather die than live outside of america
pic related
its me
>>70909906
>and fruits and food actually contain nutrients/vitamins
This. The genetically modified jew hasn't penetrated Iran. You won't find McDonald's and other American faggotry in Based Iran.
I'll leave on the Turkish Thrace, thank you very much.
>>70899730
In North Eastern Turkey, I would convert Lazs and start a rebellion.
>>70899730
Israel.
I'm jewish
>>70910002
i miss CarniK Con.
>>70910158
Iran is pretty Jew free despite actually havig jews living in it
>>70910749
That's because most Iranian Jews are intensely loyal to Iran. Iranian Jews have been given offers to live in Israel, but they turned down those offers. Daily reminder that after the Iranian Revolution of 1979, Ayatollah Khomeini ordered that Jews living in Iran were not to be harmed because they are 'good Jews'.
>>70909679
>>70899730
Japan
You have to pick a sandnigger state
ok, Kikeistan
Israel clear choice
syria before/after obama's aggression
>>70910426
as an honorary Laz I salute you
>>70911601
I hope you are not mixed with shit tier Turks, because I'm going to hang all non-pure people when I will restore Colchis.
>>70899730
Qatar
>>70911866
How can you do that if you didn't even win the American civil war, Georgia?
>>70899730
one of those northern stans
they got a small minority of maybe 9% russians, so theres white people who live at an eastern european standard and have european traditions
>>70899730
Turkey or Israel. Maybe Jordan. Only because as a white clean shaven make my safety is not guaranteed anywhere else.
>>70899730
Israel and Turkey are pretty decent semi Western countries,the rest are shit tier
>>70913569
you're best alley Israel
>>70899730
Israel, I can't resist those top tier jewesses
Armenia close 2nd
>>70899730
Syria, because I'd rather die.
>>70899730
I lived in the UAE and Oman until I was 10 years old, also Bahrain and Quatar are probably all right
>>70913672
armenia isn't even on there, nigger
1. Israel
2. Republic of Kurdistan
3. Mecca during Haj with active plague infection
>>70914012
PAKIS
O
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Kyrgyzstan.
Going to live there for half a year and it's pretty cool from what I've heard.
Israel best choice desu
>>70899730
Syria, Latakia or Tartarus
>>70899730
Where is the Islamic state? the map does not look like that now.
>>70899730
Iran. It's a fairly modern country, degeneracy is punishable by death, and they are truly against Zionist hegemony.
http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Geography/Average-rainfall-in-depth/Mm-per-year
I would have to pick Tajikistan in this case. It receives the most rainfall of all of those countries.
Turkey.
Oman is the best choice
Turkey or Iran(Southern Azerbaijan)
Israel
>>70909630
Sure they arent burger
>>70899730
Lebanon, all the Lebanese Christians I've met were nice, hard working people.
>>70899730
conquer all
>>70899730
Jordan.
A counter of such little importance...even isis has forgotten about it...
Oh also I have a friend there.
>>70915046
Whoops forgot to remove my name.
>>70899730
In this order:
Turkey
Israel
Lebanon
Iran
Lebanon because I'm an Assyrian Christian and every other place pretty much treats us like shit.
>>70903061
>not TRUMP
come on, man
