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WE WUZ SUPERMAN
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>>70899002
How many more are gonna become BLACKED?
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Isn't the Sun all humans energy source?
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>>70899002
well black does absorb more energy than white. that's just plain physics.

http://www.tom-morrow-land.com/tests/cartemp/
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>>70899002

he's from Krypton. you ever seen any blacks on Krypton?
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>scientists

Shouldn't they be spending more time finding cures for diseases?
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>>70899002
there's no niggers on krypton
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Since Clark Kent had a full time white collar job, science suggests he should have light skin
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>>70899121
DIVERSITY FOR KRYPTON
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>>70899002
>implying an alien is forced to have the same evolutionary mutations as an earthly being
I bet the 'scientists' are self proclaimed niggertists
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>Since Superman gets his powers from sunlight, science suggests he should have pigment in his skin that would actively block light from penetrating his skin layer

Which branch of science is this? Shillometric Cuckology?
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>>70899002
that headline is incredibly retarded to the point that i am shocked it was posed, and apalled that people will see this and assume "its true because a reputable source and science told me so"

no, just no

in areas of sparse sunlight, where humans had to retain as much sunlight as possible, they had light skin so there would be less of a barrier between sunlight and their body

in areas of too much sunlight, humans developed dark skin as the melanin formed a barrier against sunlight
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>>70899002
UV rays causes black skin, Krypton was nothing but Infrared rays meaning their skin would be very pale.
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>>70899121
Well it was a highly advanced and evolved planet so what do you think?
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>>70899002
white people live and survive without sunlight apparently
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If this was the case, his kryptonite would be job applications.
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>>70899204
>I bet the 'scientists' are self proclaimed niggertists

Niggerologists actually
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>>70899002
Does this mean kryptonite is LEAD?

https://youtu.be/r1_y5OQfCZY?t=5m55s
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>>70899121
this

the kryptonians pursued eugenics and as such weeded the subhuman trash (niggers and what have you) out of society
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>>70899232
END IT, IM DONE.
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>>70899002
SCIENCE THE NIGGER WOULD BURN UP OR SOME SHIT

HE IS LIKE RIGHT NEXT TO THE MOTHER FUCKER AND WOULD INSTANTLY MELT

AND THE MOTHER FUCK BREADS IN SPACE

FUCK YOUR GOD DAMN SCIENCE
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>>70899002
Science suggests that a fictional alien race of super humans from a fucking comic book should have dark skin? Does science also suggest they shouldn't be able to fly without wings or any form of propulsion and that scientifically blasting lazers out of their eyeballs isn't scientifically possible with science?
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>>70899258

it blew up from fracking
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>>70899232
As a mudslime I find this cringeworthy and haram
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>>70899002

remember when god killed a catgirl everytime something like this was brought up?

what is the /co/ equivalent?
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>>70899094
Melanin (what makes your eyes and skin darker) blocks UV radiation. Therefore, if superman truly got his energy from the sun, and wanted to increase his solar energy absorbing capabilities, he would have lighter skin.
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>>70899354
All of that could be possible if their biochemistry down to the genetic level is completely different from ours meaning kryptonians cant be carboned based.
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>>70899080

>Blacked

I believe the term is 'Merkeled'.
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>>70899436
and skin cancer. do you see lumps of cancer on superman?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGbMiOisDk0
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>>70899002
Actually doesnt white skin absorb better? Because people in not sunny northern countries needed to absorb and convert the little sun they got better. Black skin seems to reflect the rays which is why they dont burn as bad.
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>>70899094
Maybe he gets energy by reflecting sunlight, not absorbing it.
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>>70899209
exactly

humans are damaged by too much sunlight, thus have to create a melanin barrier to prevent it from entering us.

the argument that superman would need melanin to block sunlight because we do, would be like saying fish need to go on boats to keep from drowning
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>>70899002
he is also an alien from another world with a weaker sun, which would mean they get less sunlight resulting in lighter skin. nice "science" though.
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>>70899121
I see loads of blacks in Cripton
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>>70899002
Black skin aborbs more radiation than white skin because melanin globules act as a electromagnetic shield. Light skin = great penetration of rads into the soft tissues

So if you want to get irradated, you want light skin. You'd want dark skin if you wished to repell it, and you should because skin cancer sucks
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>>70899094

Black also absorbs more welfare than white. It's just plain economics.
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>>70899763
pretty sure they are right on that part. (You must wear white clothes when it's too sunny).
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>>70900067
There is a difference between too hot and too sunny.
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White people evolved their skin to absorb as much vitamin d from sunlight as possible since europe is darker, blacks live in a fucking jungle so they get all the sun they need. If anything supes should be a pasty nord.
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>>70899755
Superman wouldn't get skin cancer because he is kryptonian. Lame logic my friend.
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Shouldnt he be green instead?
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>>70899002

HE'S A FUCKING ALIEN

>proceeds to have mental breakdown
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>>70900267

Except that time he got cancer.
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>>70899002
Maybe the visible spectrum radiation is not what gives him superpowers. Plants are green because green radiation is useless.
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>>70899002
WE WUZ KINGZ
WE WUZ GODZ
WE WUZ JACKIE CHAN
WE WUZ CAPE SHIEET N SHIEEEEEET
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>>70899002
>WE WUZ SUPERMAN
Lost it, well memed.
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>>70900067
Why is the elephant sucking on the black pole?
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>>70899002
But it's not sunlight that powers Superman, it's UV radiation, which is blocked by skin melanin. Goddamn casuals running their mouths when they don't know shit about cape comics.
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>>70900250
since leaves are the best sunlight absorber why arent white people green
checkmate atheist
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>>70899983
Thats in the Delta Quadrant, human.

They were not suitable for assimilation.
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>>70900384

The Canadian is more interested in animals sucking off black things than comics. It writes itself.
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Wouldn't coming from a planet with a red sun make his skin white like Europeans due to the light spectrum it emits?
It's not like his powers are due to evolution on earth, why hold him to earth biology just because he's solar powered?
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>>70900468
Beause white people have no chloroplast. Also leaves are the way they are to maximize gaseous exchange not absorb sunlight.
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>>70899002
Give him the skin color that resists the thing that gives him power?
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>>70899153
>being a capitalist white male shitlord
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>>70899002
ALL PLANTS ON EARTH SHOULD BE BLACK WE WUZ WATA MELONS
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>>70899002
If he had dark skin, would he absorb less sunlight, making him less powerful?

The purpose of light skin is to get more vitamin D in low Light areas,
so having Light skin is a huge advantage to Superman
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>>70900062
kek
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>>70900524
>The Canadian is more interested in animals sucking off black things
White people sucking off black things, please!
Superman was black, you white cracka.
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>>70900658
Plants would actually be black on a planet orbiting a red dwarf star.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/04/110419-alien-trees-black-plants-planets-ras-space-science/

So expect the plant life in the Gliese system to be black.
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>>70899153
>scientists
No. Science. As in "hey, I had a thought. I should publish that" science.
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>>70899091
No, from what Tumblr said white men comes from the darkest place of hell and their energy source is pain and suffering


Also niggers' energy is bike
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>>70900338
Didn't get cancer from krytonian nanobots?

I don't remember alot, but the Atom helped him get rid of it
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>>70899002
>scientists
kek thats a good one.
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>>70900859
Cancer(from sun exposure) is caused by UV radiation ionizing cells causing them to divide like crazy, so of course superman can get cancer.
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>>70900765
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
also neat
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>>70900338
I think that was because he got to close to the sun.
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>>70900791
Holy fuck. That "humanized" drawing is FUCKING HORRIBLE!
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The pigment melanin absorbs UV radiation from the sun, preventing it from reaching your skin's basal layer of living rapidly dividing cells.

If Superman was black less sunlight would penetrate through the upper layers of his skin into his actual living tissue.

So it makes sense that Superman is white as fuck. Sunlight is healthy for Kryptonians. Sunlight is unhealthy for Earthlings (except for the vitamin D meme, which has been proven false. Dietary vitamin D is more important to health).
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>>70900765
WE WUZ PLANTS N SHEIT
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>>70900975

Which didn't affect him the numerous times he literally flew inside of a star to absorb its energy.

Superman is just shittily written desu.
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>>70900922
Superman has super cells, they won't be affected that badly by the sun, because it's not the extra strong kryptonian sun his body would be evolved to handle.
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>>70901043
80 years of writing and your bound to run out of ideas around 15 mark. It gets weirder because a blue star powers him up even more.
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>>70901006

This. Whites actually benefit more from sunlight.
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>>70899232
FIX YOUR SHIT MOOT
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>>70901140

The solution is to stop fucking writing.

Superman is a boring ass character, make a new one; or revisit some of the characters we don't see enough.
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>>70900922
But he can't get cancer from the sun canonically, It's covered in the comic books that his super healing allows him to beat out impurities within his system.

The only time he had cancer was from a super virus sort of thing made from like Nanobots in his system that made tumors all over his body. it made them in such a way that his body couldn't fix them

>>70901135
The sun on kryton (Like Raoa i think) was lessbright and gave less light than the sun on earth. that's why superman gets super in the first place, his body becomes super charged since his body had evolved to accept a much weaker source of light energy
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>>70901255
When I said 80 years of writing i meant the whole universe.
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>>70901253
>moot
Gook moot*
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>>70899002
Science suggests he can't fucking exist either, so?
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Daily reminder
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Hey, what does Forbes Science have to do with black people? Leave us alone.
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>>70899002
That's retarded given that white skin evolved so we could extract shit from sunlight. Science suggests niggers should open a book some time.
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>>70899094
But unfortunately we're talking about a man who can fly...so shove your science up your asshole, nigger.

Do you know what would make a black superman? Blacks getting off their lazy, ghetto asses and creating it. Fuck, is there nothing they won't steal?
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>>70901550

I liked Batman V Superman. All the shit I was talking to DC fanboys before the movie came out and I ended up having to eat my words.
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>>70901342
I thought it was because earth had less gravity.
Anyway, the point therefore stands either way - sun less powerful so he needs to be white to get irradiated with the energy rather than have it blocked by the melanin
All that would change is that he might get a tan or something. He wouldn't become black due to his genetics
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>>70900791
>Nick and Judy
>Nig and Jew

That's what I thought seeing it. I don't even know what the original is.
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>>70900062
top kek
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>>70899094
not neccessarily
a lot of normies believe this
but its not true
there are white surfaces that absorb way more energy than many darker do
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>>70901797
Yeah,I thought it was a pretty good movie. I still shitpost on /tv/ as a marvelfan, but still.

The reviews against this movie tend to be a bit retarded.
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>>70900791
>'humanized' drawing
>it's literally the same exact facial structure as the animal version but their ears are different
>implying the fox would be black
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They made Spider-man black so I won't be surprised when it's Superman's turn. They'll probably make him a non binary genderfluid while they're at it.
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>>70899002
You know what a black superman is. Someone who sticks around to watch his children grow up and nurture them
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>>70899002
No, it doesn't. That would imply that Superman got his powers from the sun through absorbing light or heat through the skin. Not only is this mindblowingly stupid, because the total energy from the sun that hits his body would generate almost no energy, but his powers would also be directly linked to the amount of skin exposed. In other words, his costume would consist of nothing but a loin cloth. Superman would also lose all of his powers when he's inside or when it's cloudy, which he clearly doesn't.
There's also the issue that black skin isn't inherently superior when dealing with sun light. Black skin does protect against direct sunlight, but light skin produces more vitamin D, and we don't know what process Superman's skin would use to create energy from sunlight, if that was how he got his energy.

Guess it's just more racist, anti-white bullshit spewed by the mainstream media.
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>>70902876
Comic Spider-Man is black, movie Spider-Man is Jew, old movie Spider-Man is Obama cucksucking Liberal
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>>70899002
what sense does that make? so, black people now absorb the sunlight for energy?
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It is too late
Too damn late
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>>70900791
Ugh fuck holy shit that's AWFUL.

I... I no longer want to fuck the bunny...

;_;
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>Official DC artwork
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There are just too many zingers in this thread to count. What a fabulous fucking topic.
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>>70900062
Australia is now my favorite poster
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>>70900791
>Sharing a name with this fucker
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>>70901765
>is there nothing they won't steal?
O I am laffin
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>>70899121
No, they were too advanced to have them.
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>>70899320
"Superman, the police are on their way!"

"Sheeeet!"
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>>70899232
>Super-muslim flies himself into the WTC.
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>>70899002
Superman can also reverse time by spinning the planet backwards, so science isn't exactly applicable to him.
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>New origins
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>>70899184
Underrated
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>>70903521
>no father

Checks out.
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>>70899002
He wasn't born on earth so his physiology wouldn't take conditions here into account.
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>>70900783
Makes sense, fire makes me smile.

Bikes must be stolen to be fully 'charged' as an energy source.
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>>70899002
>gets his powers from sunlight
>therefore should have melanin to block the sunlight

Nigger logic.
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>>70899002
But then melanin would just block more of it.
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>>70903521
Is he some kind of tranny nigger? Cause he doesn't have a dick.
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>>70903301
>now
where have you been since fucking forever?
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>>70903521
and they give dark backstory, can you really have it both ways?
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>>70900791
Terrible.
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>>70903521
>black
>blue eyes
Do these people not understand how delusional they are?
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>>70903678
>>70903737
>>Cuck
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>>70899755
I always laugh at this shit. Niggers get skin cancer from the sun too. Just takes longer.
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>>70904148
"Ay yo, dis white boy can fight! Get over here and help me gurl!"
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>>70900049
Black skin gets ashy as fuck
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>>70899353

Except that in humans it is UV shielding. Melanin isn't exclusive to blacks, either. Melanin is not a "black" thing. Blacks just have a ton of it.

Radiotrophic fungus... mutant fungus have high levels of melanin which is believed to help them survive in highly radioactive environments.

A black person exposed to gamma rays or any form of ionizing radiation would die very quickly.

Also, white people are better at making Vitamin D because of their lack of melanin.

Blacks have a harder time making vitamin D.
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>>70900791
that doesn't look human at all tho
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>>70904148
Considering Superman can aim his laser by just looking at something, it's astonishing that he actually manages to miss that nigger.
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>>70904148
"The next day"
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>>70904148

SJW Earth 2. No one wants to read an in-your-face SJW cuck fantasy. Comics sold like shit.
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>>70899002
Superman is pretty much the only Jewish superhero so this really upsets me
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>>70899002
"science suggests" hahahahaha

this sounds just like the hacker 4 chan

"who is this science?"
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>>70903521
was his origin story that his father was sent to jail or got murdered?
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>>70899434
Goku beats Superman in a fight
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>>70899091
Niggers use renewable energy like wind and solar, whites use fossil fuels to activate their privilege cells. I read this in my Common Coreâ„¢ science book.
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>>70899002
>Superman gets his power from sunlight
>Plants get their energy from sunlight
>Plants are green
???
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>>70904659
holy shit how do they overanalyze everything else, but not see how this could be taken out of context.
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>>70899002
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>>70904659
"Where da white womyn at?"
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>>70904744
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>>70904742
>excuse me, may i rake yo leaves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRfDgnapUAw
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But why? a dark skinned superman would be less efficient at it, black people used to die in northern countries of vitamine defficiency because their melanine blocks UV needed for the synthesis of vitamin D(a shame modern diet fixed that)
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>>70899002
CAVE BEASTS GET BTFO
Everybody knows the sun hates crackas
Melanoid people r superior
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>>70899002
Does Melanin not block UV rays from entering the skin? So if Superman was darker, he would be weaker. Right?
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>>70899002
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAA
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>>70899002
THAT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE

WE ASSUME HE GETS STRENGTH FROM ULTRAVIOLET RADIATION

BLACK SKIN REFLECTS/BLOCKS UV RADIATION

ALSO SUPERMAN ISNT HUMAN SO NOTHING REALLY APPLIES - ITS A GUFFIN, YOU FOOL
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Well actually science says he should be white because otherwise the light would get reflected. Checkmate
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>>70904946
>>70904744
>>70904446
>Cucked
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>>70899080
Still waiting for a white static shock.
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>>70905200
>looooong

Ayy.
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>>70899080
all of them.
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>>70899002
>WE WUZ SUPERMAN

but Superman can talk to his father
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>>70899091
>sun
>not a black hole
Why you so racist, anon?
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>>70905414
>>70905352
>>70905286
>>70904469
>Bleached
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>>70905200
Shut your mouth dog eating cave beast, yo ass is Neanderthal too.
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>>70899002
you absorb more sun with fair skin tho

fucking cÏ…cks everywhere
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>>70904614

AY YO HOL UP
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>>70905495
"very stupidest"
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>>70899002
The thing that annoys me about this the most is that there's already a black superman. He's fairly cool too. But instead of doing anything with Steel they're just going to do stupid shit like this.
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>>70905495
>Black scientists
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>>70905568
He talks fine to me, let be water under the fridge, okay?
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>>70899094
>well black does absorb more LEAD than white. that's just plain physics

FTFY.
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>>70905200
Who's getting cucked? That's Kal's cousin, not his wife.
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>>70905495
>Very stupidest
I'm out, I'm done.
>Wiggly wobbly wibbly tie fighters
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>>70899002
Get out of aboriginal land white man. Why you niggas think skin cancer rates are so high there? Cos yo ass should not be there that's why.
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>>70904790
Why do they need a car if they are able to run at immense speeds?
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>>70899002
What?

No, the melanin would help stop the suns rays from penetrating his skin.

A black SuperMan would be weaker than an albino SuperMan.
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>>70905130
U mad cracka? Take yo melanin deficient ass out of my brothers land
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>>70899002
White people absorb more vitamins from the sun so that assumption is wrong
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Since Spiderman is an insect crawling around with a mask ensnaring victims in deceitful webs, science suggest he should be Jewish.
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>>70903521
>Supernigger
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This is retarded, he only gets that power from our sun not from the sun on krypton right?

So he wouldn't have evolved necessarily to have dark skin.
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>>70899002
Science says superman should kill all the niggers to stop crime in metropolis.
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>>70905972
>>70905836
>>70905825
>>70905831
>>70905707
>>70905633
>>70905652
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>>70906037
So should batman in that case

>rodent
> operates in the shadows
> dressed all in black
> lives a luxury lifestyle pretending he's a wealthy white guy when he's not out there being a scheming rodent

Batyid
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>>70906037
THE RAREST OF FLAGS

>mfw that webm
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>>70899094
>>70899002
There's 0 reason to say he should be black. A) we don't know what wavelengths his skin absorbs and therefore we can't possibly know what his skin pigmentation should be (if it's in the visible spectrum) and B) krypronian biology is alien therefore we cannot reasonably assume it works according the same principles as human biology for all we know, superman could be fueled by gamma radiation absorbed through his body hair
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>>70899353
>melanin is the fundamental unit of the universe
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>>70899427
as a mudslime you should kill yourself

we will never accept you, no matter how much you think you can "joke" about yourself.
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Who Civil War here?
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>>70904744
triggered
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However, if superman were black, he would be fighting for the criminals... So he should be white.
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>>70899002
>sunlight
Sjws be live the sun is nothing but light

This is some tumbler tire dumb shit here

He gets it from the SUN not its fuckin light
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>>70899002
But then he'd be a criminal.
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>>70906376
>>70906359
>>70906129
>>70906043
>>70906096
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I'm pretty sure human pigmenation doesnt apply to a fuckin alien
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>>70899002
>All these people complaining about using science in comics, coming up with silly shit etc
White skin takes in more UV, that's why Superman is the whitest. Holy shit you guys.
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>>70906510
It does to one as compatible to humans as Superman.
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>>70904744
>norwegian children quickly becoming a minority in their schools
>picture of 8 children in oslo
the eastern parts of oslo are shitskintier bad, but it's not representative for the rest of the country. this is clickbait. she cites no sources for her claims, nor does she speak of the difference between the areas in oslo.
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>>70905591

The industry has too many SJW liberal cucks... white ones.

DC already has ripoff black Supermen. Icon is the one they got from McDuffie.

This black Superman was some retarded shit probably sparked by DC trying to pander to SJW critics who were jerking it to Miles Morales.

DC went full retard and are now forced to reboot DC once again with Rebirth.

Comic sales plunged.
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>>70899002
Someone want to tell this retard that Kryptonians lived under a red giant of a star and that the entire Kyrptonian race has blue eyes, even the niggers in the series have bright blue eyes?

Retards don't you dare touch my Superman, you've already ruined Thor and other shit. You keep your shitskin hands off! Or I cut them off!
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>>70899002
Since superman tries to help people, logic suggests he should have light skin.

Checkmate
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>>70906738
*science* suggests
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>>70899232
Fuck you, a muslim Superman would be a fucking nightmare.
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>>70900791
>Ginger nigger
What the fuck?
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>>70899002
But black skin absorbs sunlight the least.
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>>70899002
just like all plants and animals on earth
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this video is a good laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpohOP-voQ0
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>>70907099
"I have to stop Darkseid, but first I need to pray five times a day"
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>>70899002

This isn't as bad as the people on /co/ and /tv/ who say it "Makes sense" for Aquaman to be a Pacific Islander
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>>70907305
Why, though? That one sort of makes sense, the guy is the king of all seas, the pacific being the largest.
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>>70906731
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>>70899763

It's not about reflecting, black skin will actually absorb more light - but the melanin blocks the UV radiation so prevents it from getting far into the skin.

It's a trade off whereby black people will feel the heat more, but will get less burnt.

So if superman uses radiation from the sun, he would be white - if he just uses the plain light energy he would be black.

He is white so we can assume the former.
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>>70907633

Nigga, Atlantians live on the bottom of the ocean. They aren't getting any sun. It makes more sense for Aquaman to be Albino
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>>70906450
>>70905836
>This
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>>70899002
JESUS CHRIST IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS.
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>>70907791
This is how AIDS started in the DC Universe.
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>>70907849

Liberals won't be happy until Whites are in chains.
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>>70907791

Top be fair. Real Superman kicked the shit out of Darkseid while Supernig got his ass handed to him and his world died
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>>70907791
Black have their wool like hair for heat release over their heads in Africa. Kryton's red giant is much cooler than our sun meaning he temperatures would be too low for wooly hair to be a need.
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>>70900468
>>70900556

Dark countries attempting to science.
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>>70904353
He didn't want to look at him. I can relate
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>>70903344
you got the cause and effect wrong, its because they didnt have them that they became advanced
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>>70899353
Radiant energy spectrum
>sound
>music
......Niggers
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>>70908225
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>>70907099
Well he's already flying into and through towers and other buildings
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>>70899436
This is what confused me about the headline. White people have whiter skin because they've adapted to the lower levels of light in the higher latitudes
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>>70900062
KEK
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>>70899232
Well the current Superman actor comes from an Islamic country so there's some truth to this.
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Other than there being plenty of black Supermen over the decades, all the black Kryptonians lived on an island away from the white ones.
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>>70899002
>>Goy oh goy can't wait to read my weekly comic!

>> see this on cover.

>>never read marvel again.

>>Also hulk is a chink.
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>>70907099
Well he's dead, so there's that!
Spoiler btw
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>>70899353
Alright, they think they're all high and mighty, lets send them all to the sun!
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>>70900765
so you mean to tell me we can hang niggers in other niggers?
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>>70899184
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>>70899002
Plants get energy from the sun, scientists ask why aren't plants black?
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>>70899002
Superman can also shoot lasers from his eyeballs, which science suggests is because he is a fictional character to whom physical laws don't apply.
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>>70906037
Science would be right.
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/oy-vey-spider-man-is-jewish-andrew-garfield-confirms-9262205.html
http://www.timesofisrael.com/is-spider-man-jewish/
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2014/04/spider_man_jewish_yes_his_borscht_belt_jokes_are_the_key.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2605757/Oy-vey-Spiderman-Jewish-hes-neurotic-New-Yorker-lives-aunt-says-actor-plays-says-Im-bit-Im-Jewish-too.html
http://mic.com/articles/87853/the-true-identity-of-spider-man-peter-parker-is-actually-jewish#.1fSLe4Rq5
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>>70899002
That's the exact opposite of how it works.

Superman is therefore the most Aryan superhero there is.
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>>70902419
I torrented this today

By accident i got a parody porn instead

No regrets
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>>70899002
And how does science explain his laser beam eyes??
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>>70911226

Nigga magic
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>>70899184
Bravo
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>>70901342
>The sun on kryton (Like Raoa i think) was lessbright and gave less light than the sun on earth
Krypton had a red sun, and Superman's powers come from Earth's yellow sun. This is just about the most basic shit about Superman there is.
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>>70905286
Honestly, Dwayne Macduffie was cool enough that I think he'd do it if he were still alive.
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>>70911226
WE WUZ SHOOTING DA LAZER OUTTA DEM EYES WHEN YOU NEANDERTHALS WUZ IN CAVES N SHEEITT
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>>70900062
perfect
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>>70906644
>Comic sales plunged.

How? Even more? Is there anyone left reading these comic series at this point? Or is DC and Marvel merely kept on life support on their owners behalf, no matter how badly they fuck their franchises over?
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>>70900062
Top
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>>70899353
So blacks can sustain themselves on sunlight? That's good, because I can't imagine the farming their own food without white people around
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>>70911863
They're making enough to get by, but not much more than that. Image may be a TV show incubator, but it's set to eclipse DC in the next few years. Marvel will be a bit trickier thanks to the stupidest fans around.
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>>70911736

>this meme

Don't blacks realize how fucking retarded they sound when they say something similar to this?

If whites were inbred cavemen while they were enlightened KANGZ what's their excuse for falling so far behind and having to survive by drinking cow piss straight from the tap while whites live comfy?
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>>70910544
Enjoy your black Spiderman
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>>70903410

Underrated.
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>>70904289
>Blacks have a harder time making vitamin D.

Which is pretty funny because lots of african immigrant's kids have development issues because they don't get enough vitamin D living here in scandinavia. So they end up even more retarded than they normally would be.
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>>70907099

Muslim superman could be a perpetual suicide bomber, every time he blows up he'd just walk off unharmed and go grab another bomb vest
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>>70900468
>checkmate athiest
gets me every time
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>>70901550
way to miss the entire point.
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>Forbes Science
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>>70899002
why do blacks want to change everything into dindu shit
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>>70899353
A FUCKING PIGMENT
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