http://www.slashfilm.com/the-emoji-movie/
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>>70897893
How degenerate
I don't even know what a emoji really is.
My best guess would be some kind of emoticon.
Just another generic CGI piece of shit
Who cares?
>>70897893
>mfw Normalfag "culture"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE5aKNAcU2I
>>70898027
Essentially. It's a fancier, more detailed colored emoticon.
>>70897893
They should make an imageboard movie. Imagine, a 92-minute slideshow of reaction images. Now that's a real movie.
>>70897893
Looks good
Why are most films that come out now either generic cartoony 3D shit or the monthly installment of a generic cookie-cutter Marvel/DC movie?
>>70897893
we never should have let you have these
everything you touch, you ruin
>>70897893
>The Emojis safety of their home and go to the world of the wallpaper, basically the phone’s desktop. In the world of the wallpaper, all the app icons exist as massive floating cubes, each containing their own world. We were shown concept art of the hero emoji characters taking a boat trip in a music app. The concept art didn’t look too promising.
>>70898542
Because that's what idiots pay to go see?
>>70898575
TRUUUUU
>>70898575
>>70898578
>The concept art didn’t look too promising.
No fucking shit. What is that """plot""" anyway? Sounds like a Demolish-it Dave ripoff.
Trust me mates, it's gonna bomb like Pixels and become a massive moneysink. Screencap this comment.
>>70897893
>Emoji movie
>>70898711
Even Pixels made money
Mostly teenagers and woman will see this shit
>>70897893
>>70898575
Japan please take our nukes and then drop them on us. Thank you.
>>70898542
We've reached the "Movie Idea" singularity. The Hollyjews haven't had an original idea in decades, every movie has been based on a book, another movie, comics, and TV shows. Now is the time of EMOJI and APP movies.
I can't wait for Sony to go bankrupt.
>>70897893
Mother fucker are these faggot serious? They really will make a movie outta anything these days wont they.
>>70897893
>2023
>emojis become only used method of communication
>languages with words phased out of written media
>books, news, etc are entirely written in emojis
>movies are "spoken in emoji"
>effectively returning us to the age of silent films in the 1920's
>a new age of neo art deco is born
smhtbhfam
>>70898872
This, I'm just going back to watch all the great old movies I never saw. The 1940s are probably the best decade for movies
Have fun guys.
>>70899233
>tonka
>happy Madison
Adam sandler is probably going to be some retarded grown up who acts like a kid and loves tonka trucks or some shit
>>70899233
If the Tonka movie is live action that could be great for kids.
Heavy machinery is a wonderful thing.
Where the fuck did this "emoji" bullshit come from anyways?
Years ago they were called "emoticons" or some shit, this shit is so stupid.
>>70899233
>Happy Madison
THIS SUMMER
ROB SCHNEIDER
IS A DUMP TRUCK?!
ADAM SANDLER THE FOREMAN
TONKA!
>>70899494
On the first iPhone there was an app that had them and called them Emoji, as I'm fairly certain it was Jap. Apple bought and integrated it with the keyboard naturally.
>>70899494
The same reason we call adhesive bandages band aids
$10 says the plot is about how regular letters oppress the emojis for being new and different, and they have to prove that they are just as capable of expressing ideas and emotions as letters are
>>70899494
Apple
>>70899431
>implying it won't be another Adam Sandler shitfest
>>70899419
>>70899431
>>70899543
Seriously? You fags are stuck on fucking TONKA when literal "PLAY DOH: THE MOVIE!", "MONOPOLY: THE MOVIE!" and fucking "HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS: THE MOVIE!" are on that list?
>>70899494
Here's the technical breakdown.
First, the internet had smileys.
> :)
Then, the Japanese invented actual face-art.
>キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!
These were called emojis.
Then the Japanese cellphone carriers started adding actual art to their messaging programs. Here's where we get to the actual distinction between emoticon and emoji:
Emoticons are actually just images linked inline with the text.
Emoji are actually just a single character that is "universally agreed upon" by the Unicode standard to mean just one thing.
We've come full circle from alphabet letters to pictographs. Linguists in the future will argue about this new, pictograph-based form of communication.
>>70899602
it says the plot in the link. the emjois have to go to the home screen and visit other apps
>Capekino finally gets unleashed upon the world
>now we have to worry about movies based on shitty mobile games and shitty textshit
There is always going to be some form of cinema cancer, isn't there?
>>70899233
>Dungeons & Dungeons
Like the first one was a blockbuster hit.
>>70899903
>PLAY DOH: THE MOVIE!",
It's fresh
>MONOPOLY: THE MOVIE!"
"fresh"
%HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS: THE MOVIE!"
"fresh"
>>70900073
400 PLUS.
FOUR.
HUNDRED.
PLUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS.
Remakes and sequels scheduled between now and around 2030.
Let that sink in.
>>70899903
>Hungry hungry hippos
What's wrong with a tumblr documentary?
>>70899918
This is the correct one, my phones from 2002 onward all have basically the same emoji set, just with different drawings and some additions.
It's a thing that was on Japanese phones for a long time and then was on the Japanese iPhone too but had a region block for outside of Japan because they didn't think anyone else would want them
Then somebody made a hack to add them, then they added them to the vanilla OS, and now everything has gone to shit
絵文字
E mo ji
"Picture character"
(Character in the sense of ASCII and not in the sense of Mickey Mouse)
>>70899003
What is this degeneracy>
>>70900327
underrated
>>70897893
SHIEET I CAN'T WAIT THIS GUN B GUDD HOLD ME NIG
>>70899918
Forgot to mention that phones also have presets for these too
*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*
───O(≧∇≦)O────^_^^_^((((;ﾟДﾟ)))))))
It's a pop up from a macro key on the Japanese keyboard rather than being a separate keyboard like the pictures
