>They are waking up
>>70897353
Yeah unlike us they are legit funny though. Canadians are just straight garbage.
>>70897353
its 2:47pm.
so yea i just woke up cuntie
>>70897353
It's three in the afternoon.
fuck off ameri-fat
>>70897353
Good thing I'm about to go to bed.
...the poofs are coming
>>70897403
You too have noticed your fellow countrymen seem to be attempting to become a knockoff Australia when it comes to posting?
I've noticed it more and more. Australia has a talent for it, Canada just seems sad, like they're lashing out.
>>70897424
I think that's the joke
>>70897465
post more momiji
>>70897353
mate fuckin tuck it easy
>>70897353
wheres the vid of this guy whipping the kid in the face?
>>70897414
fuck senpai it's 2.51 the emus woke me up like 9 hours ago
>>70897353
>>70897353
morning cunts
[didgeridoo intensifies]
>>70897654
hehe im a girl and i support trump, look at my tits.
hehe im a girl and i like X look at my tits
here are my tits, because im such a fan of Y
Why do girls use everything to get sexual gratification?
>>70897765
because betas actually give them money to do said shit
>>70897765
They know the only desirable trait they can offer men is access to vagina. Without vagina, they have nothing.
What are ya drinkin lads? Throwing down a few coldies here
>>70897765
Because sex is fun and Trump supporters are sexy
>>70897824
i dont think its about money, they are always parading themselves. I think its just a natural state of female sexuality to advertise their goods, its not unless we have social stigmas against it (calling sluts sluts) that females act civilized.
>>70897654
Into the trash she'll go
>>70897765
Attention for women is like smell for dogs
Even when it's bad it's still pretty OK
>>70897353
U fooking wot m8 it's the middle of the afternoon
Hi!
>>70897353
>>70897936
Pretty much
90% of what makes a woman attractive is her looks, and the other 10% is family potential
They know this and like it
It takes multiple factors to make a man attractive in general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45JP45Z4lyQ
>>70897424
it's 1pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6SMGrIaals
>>70897983
neet life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am5TbSZVUdY
>>70898156
How does the sun rise if you're on the southern hemisphere?
>>70898121
you have to be really degenerate if you think 90% of a female is her looks, what do you want to just hook up for the night and ditch her?
You should be looking for a girl that you can make a family with as a end game result. Looks doesn't mean all that much in the end. As long as you find her attractive of course. But you dont need a above average girl to have a fulfilling life via family.
>>70897353
>they are taking their morning poo break
>>70897555
heres the (you) so desperately crave with that unique and timeless contribution
>>70898131
>>70898180
This is good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcgh5Gurr8U
>>70897353
Australians bring great banter. Canadians bring sad, tired, depressing shitposts.
>>70898121
This is true, but it's not a good thing in terms of long-term market sexual value.
In terms of physical attractiveness as a grill, they start declining by the time they are 25 and by the time they are 35 its a slippery slope.
Whereas as you say other factors make men attractive (ie wealth, status etc).
if you ask women who is the most attractive man on the planet, many will still say names like George Clooney and Brad Pitt despite the fact those guys are in their fucking 50's.
Name one women in her 50's who doesn't look like a shriveled up piece of crap.
>>70898219
Women screeching STAAAAAHHHHHPPPP IIIIIITTTTTT
Every
Single
Time
Is it instinct or something for them?
Aussies, does your toilet water really spin backwards?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lU2KPdYdoBo
>>70898272
m8 I'm just talking biology here
clever people select for the long run
>>70898272
He is talking about human instincts, not what qualities make a successful monogamous relationship in the 21st century.
Every time you see a woman, every single time, you subconsciously take note of her hips-to-waist ratio, size of tits etc. Why? Because these things are indicators of fertility which increases the likelihood of a relationship with her resulting in reproduction.
>>70898405
I think it is instinctual, during violence women realize that they have no possible way of defending themselves because they are weak creatures so they feel powerless and want things to go back to "normal". Honestly we need a bit more violence in society so women learn their place.
>>70898447
this one is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7X_CmT5TrU
>>70898652
>>70897353
Do you even timezone?
It's 6am here in UK. Ausland is about 12 hours ahead of UK. USA is between 5 and 8 hours behind us. So it's about 6pm in Australia. Or whatever.
The planet Earth revolves around the Sun. That gives us daylight and nighttime. Also seasons - Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter.
Just because it's dinner time in USA doesn't mean that it's fucking dinner time everywhere else on the planet. Let the Aussies eat. The cunts will shitpost when they're ready. And may God help us.
>>70898671
you should know this may be the only impression millions will get of Australians.
>>70898361
This. Even the Canadians I agree with are just sad and pitiful.
>>70898356
In america he would have got 6 shots in the chest.
>>70899131
well in America cops don't know if drivers have guns or not. also, in America the cop would never snatch that guys keys like that. just different circumstances.
>>70898180
We have such harsh laws in America compared to you guys. Is it because you are aware that you've descended from law breakers?
>>70899217
That's true. It just makes me sad that we can't have mad bantz with a cop without getting shot.
At night i dream of shitposting, by day im fucking your mothers asshole.
>>70899743
we will be the supreme race
>>70897555
It's not their natural talent.
They have been memed into shit posting with
LEAF
LMAO WEED
DUDE
>>70900274
Correction we'll be the last of the white race.
>>70900114
lay off the vegekin
>>70900624
Fine.
Canadians have been banished. They finally realized that Australia always has and will be Greatest Ally
>>70897883
Hammer n tongs. $30 a carton at Liquor Land.
