Has Bono finally gone insane?
Or is there something brilliant about airdropping Amy Schumer in the middle of ISIS territory?
http://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/apr/13/bono-send-amy-schumer-chris-rock-fight-islamic-state-isis
>>70896755
what a fuckin retard
>>70896755
r-selection at its peak, my friends.
Remember, South Park did an entire episode mocking Bono and it didn't stop him one bit.
>>70896755
Why would they drop Amy Schumer into battle? Bono said comedians
>>70896755
I would love to see what ISIS would do to Amy Schumer.
>>70896755
The Al-Qomedy Brigades will see that Bono is laughed out of the middle east.
By Allah, you will laugh all yours head off.
>>70896979
I don't think their religion allows them to touch pig
>>70896967
In that case you have to rule out Adam Sandler, Dane Cook, and Amy Schumer.
>>70897110
>>70897110
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
T
F
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Why is a senate subcommittee taking advice from a fucking musician?
>this is how liberals fight terrorism
>>70897110
She's not some "plus", she's a perfectly healthy size for a cow
>>70897110
This post killed 12 insurgents.
>>70896755
Just throw the whole liberal defense force in there like John Oliver and the rest. Then you'll see some real comedy.
I like stories like this. Reminds me of when a news cast had Ja Rule on to talk about 9/11.
>>70896755
Please Bono send Amy to Syria to get her fat holes filled by sandniggers.
>le pop culture will solve everything, all we need it love man XD
They represent everything ISIS hates. I'd like to see amy schumer try to win violent extremists over with dick and fart jokes. She'd be captured and raped in under 5 minutes.
relevant weasel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3VDDbh5dXw
He's absolutely right, and is saying nothing new. Coca-cola and blue jeans brought down communism (and even ended up harnessing the commie states that did not fall), it will bring down Islam too.
The west's exportation of culture is it's strongest weapon.
>>70896930
>>70896755
Rick stars should burn out and die before 30
>>70896755
OR.
Here's a weird idea.
Hear me out.
We could use GUNS and BOMBS to physically attack our enemies who are threatening us.
I know it's revolutionary, but I believe that, through the application of physical damage to a person, they will actually die and thus no longer be able to harm us.
Apparently we have fleets of ships and planes and vast armies capable of delivering such attacks but I am unsure if they have ever been used in this manner.
If you make them laugh, they win.
>>70896755
there is a method to this madness
>>70896827
care to explain? i mean don't we use comedy to get our political points across?
>>70896755
We've literally had most talk-show hosts doing their best but ISIS responds by blowing people up.
The equivalent response is people laughing at people getting blown up...which, pardon me and my old fashion Tendencies, Bono, leaves a bad taste in most people's mouths
Most musicians are retarded lads
Why does anybody give them a say?
>>70897049
>British Ip
>By Allah
Good to see we've got some towelheads voicing their opinion here
>>70897110
brutal
>>70897634
explain what? he's a fucking retard
>>70897421
But communism wasn't religious dogma. It's why it was easily defeated.
Mudslimes are immune to coca-Cola and blue jeans... It's really doubtful Islam will fall unless we have a second crusade.
>>70896755
YES
DO IT
Send all liberals to ISIS. I guarantee if ISIS knew gender is a social construct they would stop being so sexist and homophobic.
>>70897583
I'm pretty sure World War II was just a movie anon
>>70897583
I dunno man, is there some sort of precedent for this tactic?
>>70897421
Just because one tactic worked for one enemy does not mean it will for another
The USSR and the Islamic State are two entirely different groups. The USSR liked blue jeans and cola because it was seen as a freedom denied them by the state. Similar western accoutrements are seen by ISIS as infidel and evil, and outright rejected. Idiot.
ISIS is to be defeated militarily in its current region (soon to be accomplished), and then a period of high counter terror in our countries.
>>70896755
>I can use comedy to beat them that will sure work!
Why are Liberals so fucking stupid? If the atrocities they committed haven't swayed a person from joining ISIS, what will fucking jokes do? The people who join this due it out of a theological mindset, not because it's cool.
>>70897583
Sounds pretty radical to me, you sure you're not one of them anon?
>>70897421
>>70897792
Deep down inside everyone just wants more shit. Religion can be defeated. Extend credit to ISIS soldiers, send them to markets where they can buy Western cultural propaganda, and peace be upon us.
The West is the only system that lets individuals pursue what they really what, which is more shit. That's why places like China have to kill its citizens in huge numbers and control information. They know this is true
>>70897110
OH NO YOU DIDNT
>>70898021
Thank God you're not a decision maker holy shit you're as bad as Bono
>>70897421
>Coca-cola and blue jeans brought down communism
You sound like Reagan's press secretary. Pure bullshit. Next you'll be saying the Virgin Mary invented baseball.
>>70897583
>vast armies capable of delivering such attacks but I am unsure if they have ever been used in this manner.
The last thing our men in the military want to do again is go into fucking Iraq. Most of our forces we would used would already be vets from the previous one since our fresh new recruits is at an all time low. Take a gander why we have the highest suicide rate for our military since Vietnam.
>>70897327
We at least got a good Dave Chappelle bit out of it.
>>70898021
>send them to markets where they can buy Western cultural propaganda, and peace be upon us.
You do realize that a good chunk of their military COMES from Western civilization right? That's like fucking Muslims who come to Europe would integr...oh wait.
>>70897110
kek
How long until isis starts targeting celebrities. I think a celeb killing would have far more impact to the burgers than a bombing.
>>70896755
Rather than Bono being insane, why is US Congress listening to an Irish leprechaun?
>>70898088
Extending them credit was facetious, but the general principle was not. Just read reports from people who have escaped. The well paid members, who aren't suiciding themselves and not putting themselves directly in harms way, all own Western goods and even watch Western media.
ISIS is just a vehicle through which a kid who grew up fucking goats can now get access to the worlds offerings. The others are useful idiots who are told their route to having more shit is to blow themselves up so they can get all the virgins.
And I like to think I'm a better decision maker than Bono because if I have Irish citizenry I would renounce that shit in a second. Scourge of the white race.
Plus I take off my sunglasses when in doors.
>this is the level of discourse on national security in the west
Earth was a mistake
>>70897110
daaaaaaaaaamn
>>70896755
I'm all for it. I can't wait for them to get beheaded.
>>70897110
Be careful, they might be sending your ass instead.
>>70897790
>explain what? he's a fucking retard
after I've already stated why and basically pointed out why your a hypocrite but like Americans completely ignoring the point and acting a complete child.
cant seem to think of a better way to sum it up here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk
>>70898312
You bring up a great point, and from my anecdotal interactions with Muslims who immigrated there's a key difference.
Muslims who are a massive minority have a strong identity but ultimately have no outlet for it. The route to more shit is via the same as ours.
Muslims who immigrate but join a Muslim expat community can stoke their ego and desire for attention easier through their communities. The need to adopt the norms of the host country is greatly diminished.
The solution is obviously limiting Muslim immigration to only the most skilled and intelligent who would provide a net benefit to society.
>>70897143
What about his wife?
>>70898709
k, go get your meat cut up at the local UN guarded cutlery zone
>>70897421
This isn't anything new you know that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-cPxNkrD9k&index=26&list=FLIu5vJXsxCkGX6BMzRx_FuA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMjUFBYEzqQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns39jhJQXtM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUo1lmPzfuo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_I0hNMBp9M
>>70897583
Jesus christ you're ACTUALLY retarded
>>70896755
I love the facial expression of the guy next to him.
Why is Bono going before a Senate subcommittee and trying to advise them on how to deal with ISIS? What the FUCK does Bono know about anything that isn't wearing douchey sunglasses and making crappy music? Why is the government wasting their time with this retard?
Comedians have mocked Hitler for decades.
The thing was, they could only get away with it after people with guns FOUGHT to stop Hitler.
Some jew comedian walks up to an ISIS raghead and starts trying to do an observational comedy routine on him, the durka will just chop that dumbass' head off for offending the sharif
>>70896755
>Schumer
>Cohen
>mfw
>>70898910
>k, go get your meat cut up at the local UN guarded cutlery zone
>huh huhh uh cough..... cough
>continues to choke on tacos while masturbating to crude anime porn
>>70899145
it must be a nature reaction for you idiots i swear.
>>70896755
He must weigh around 500 cuerics now.
>>70897703
Who knows. Did you see how buttblasted Morrissey got by Australia wanting to cull feral cats because they're eating all the wildlife?
>>70896755
>send race shamer Chris rock
>send slut apologist Amy Schumer
Is Bono secretly one of us?
>>70898057
high test
>>70899490
Keep telling yourself that, fag.
>>70899295
>The U2 singer had been invited to speak by Lindsey Graham, chairman of the subcommittee, Republican senator and former 2016 presidential candidate.
Why?
>>70899375
anime is fucking retarded and i dont eat shitskin spic nigger food. and careful, your starting to get a little hateful with your posts the police might come raid your 10x8ft den
>>70898372
ISIS should target "America's sweetheart", whoever the fuck that is.
Actually, fuck that. If ISIS really wanted to goad the US into another unwinnable, economy exhausting war, they should blow up the Statue of Liberty. I'm frankly amazed that they haven't tried.
BLM isnt too different from islam at this point, and everyone laughs at it, and it makes no difference
Besides, nigs killing themselves and burning down their towns is one thing, but terrorism is just sick, how the fuck can you laugh at it
>>70896755
I'm ok with this
>>70899681
>anime is fucking retarded
>and i dont eat shitskin spic nigger food
> careful, your starting to get a little hateful with your posts
this is starting to come round to my point again were you a fucking hypocrite and oh you post that picture again very clever
cant talk or refute a point well no need for actual debate why not just shitpost when you cant say anything logical or with merit.
>>70899899
>but terrorism is just sick, how the fuck can you laugh at it
Yeah, doing bits about sawing little girls' heads off or immolating immodest women isn't gonna fly. Unless you're playing mosques.
>>70896755
he wants to send amy schumer chris rock and sasha baron cohen to isis.. sounds good to me
(cohen would probably get let go tho)
I thought this guy wanted to send Amy Schumer to go get killed by ISIS and thought he was based.
Turns out he's fucking retarded.
What the fuck?
>>70900105
>cant talk or refute a point well no need for actual debate why not just shitpost when you cant say anything logical or with merit.
thats the general idea queef
>>70897421
Just like the USSR funding faggotry and anti war sentiment bought down the west
>>70898008
I get the feeling that a lot of people attracted to ISIS are similar to people that come on 4chan. Bitter outcasts who can't function in Western society. The difference is they're dirty arabs so they get recruited by ISIS instead of 4chan shitposters.
THE ETERNAL POTATO
>>70900289
>thats the general idea queef
then posts a picture of an American with small dick syndrome that cant even hang up his country flag right.
yep sums it up well.
>>70900445
did you know bono is a fuckin retard?
Goes to show how out of touch these Marxist elites are, people under the age of 25 don't know or care about the Irish retard and anyone who remembers band AIDS or U2 doesn't give a shit because everyone of that era remembers Simple Minds, The Cure, Wham and other less dated bands. Why should anyone care about this magical bleeding heart self-righteous wanker? Only the leftist kikes care, and only because Bono's cheaper than Ben Affleck.
I hate tenderhearted whining whites even more than niggers.
Can we just make an Islamic version of The Aristocrats? Can you imagine blasting Gilbert Gottfried's voice over loudspeakers:
>"Muhammad's in his tent fucking a goat. The goat let's out a screech so loud Fatima shits her burqa and rolls on top of Aisha. Aisha punches her in the cunt..."
Send some U2 planes in the desert.
>>70900770
the aristocrats is supposed to be offensive and absurd, this just sounds like a historical account..
>>70899145
I really want to know why you "people" think we can't flatten the entire fucking region in a day.
We tried to do it by obeying the Geneva Convention and international law, and the Hurt Feelings Declaration of 1973, we made our soldiers get permission before they shouted slurs at the people firing mortars at them, we made a media circus out of stray fire killing someone's favorite goat.
We established regimes friendly to the West and made people go out and vote and left them a wealth of modern military equipment for their armies to use, who we fucking trained.
We built roads and schools and hospitals, we did everything humanly possible to make the war a humane transition rather than a total fucking indiscriminate genocide like every war before it. We SIGNIFICANTLY reduced the effectiveness of our own troops, causing the deaths of many of them, in order to observe these retarded rules that only one side was ever going to play by to begin with.
Regardless of what the media will tell you it was one of the cleanest and most transparent wars ever fought in human history, at least on our side. We gave enemy combatants rights they don't even afford their own kin.
I don't care that you once saw a picture of a soldier kicking a baby or that they use waterboarding in Guantanamo. The enemy uses babies as IEDs and burns people alive in cages for fun, no matter what evidence you can dig up of torture or wartime crimes we are saints compared to practically any military that has ever fought a war.
Now I'm bored of it.
We to eradicate them, with all of the power at our disposal, no consideration for civilian casualties because there ARE NO CIVILIANS in ISIS controlled zones, or in Islam in general.
Use tactical nukes, use cluster bombs, use napalm, use white phosphorous, mine the entire fucking region so for 100 years kids are gonna be playing football with one leg, send the fucking message that if you push too far you get fucked in the face.
>>70900862
Kek my thoughts exactly. Muhammed was just a degenerate desert coon who told other gullible coons everything he does God said too.
>>70900672
Wouldn't that flag make more sense when you're going into battle? Or the stars in the centre?
>>70900672
i like to imagine the flag in this guys arm is backward so the cars pass his corpse can see in the wing mirror what brand of shit tier army this guy fought for.
>>70897313
I like to interpret this as literal
As in
you're a shitposting marine that just cleared a room full of insurgents because they were laughing at that post as opposed to watching you guys storm in and rape them
>>70901448
>>70901453
it represents the other side of the flag waving in the wind, its a standard livery on uniforms or aircraft or anyhing that has the flag on each side
you ignorant cunts
>>70897583
Are those things pests or is this just a case of straight up murder?
>>70901617
worse than rabbits in Straya tb-h
>>70900862
"That story is awful! Where did you hear it?"
"THE KORAN!"
>>70901567
So what do you know about Oceanic flags?
>>70901567
you know i can bet money thats what Washington's wife said to get away with putting it up wrong in the flag poll outside his house and she just didn't want to come out clean about it.
thus a tradition was born.....
justifying stupidity to everyone they come across.
>>70901887
big talk for somebody that lives in a shariah controlled zone
>>70901453
at least the enemy isnt in his own country
>>70902026
jeez Ted calm down, just a minute ago you were so 'progressive' now all of a sudden you want to pretend Canada matters.
>>70902075
So what are liberals?
>>70897110
>>70897583
Sounds like you're the only one doing the threatening.
>>70902425
i dont remember a liberal hacking up a newly returned US soldier in broad daylight, in a populated area of a major city
>>70899490
>>70902075
You have to give it up that their are people who are so warped that they think they go to magic paradise for doing shit like that. Going to be rough when his ghost ends up worshiping me like a god in this life and in the next. That is, when its not busy being sent into the dreams of my enemies and their loved ones to torment them.
>>70898744
>Skilled
>Intelligent
>Muslim
Pick One. Muslims prioritize Islam over academic learning and skilled trades.
Look at Dubai. The designers of the buildings over there are westerners and the builders are just grunts from other third world countries.
I'd rather hire some kid fresh from college or university, give him the necessary training and experience.
>>70902895
the fuck are you talkin about, went to Florida for holiday and the first thing i see on the news when i got there was a random black guy that went on a 12 kill shooting spree with a shotgun
they reported it like if it was totally normal and starting laughing at the weather.
almost 99% of mass shooters are democrats in America, see link below.
http://patriotupdate.com/mass-murderers-democrats/
>>70896755
MFW Shumer gets jihaded by the religion of peace
>The U2 singer said sending comedians such as Amy Schumer and Sacha Baron Cohen would be an effective alternative to airstrikes.
>Sacha Baron Cohen
>Amy Schumer
Based Bono pitting the kikes and mudshits against each other.
>>70896755
No idea who this guy is but one look at him and anyone must wonder why the Senate of the US is taking military advice from him
>>70903315
its too bad king nigger left them unarmed and helpless on the army base
>>70903615
and yet Americans seem to be more helpless, even when there armed to the teeth
>>70897110
ayy
>>70904175
ehh we're not all mashed together on some tiny island.
why soldiers need to be unarmed on army bases is pretty stupid regardless
>>70901549
if only
Eisenhower effectively used a magician to fight Nazis, so I think this is a good idea.
>>70898240
>You sound like Reagan's press secretary.
Or somebody that has even a passing familiarity with modern geopolitics, and knows what perestroika was, and where and how it started.
The cult of Celebrity must be destroyed
These unqualified retards have too much power
dropping obnoxious comedians into war zones?
can't say I disagree.
>>70896755
Then let U2 fight Islamic State
>>70896755
I don't know what is worse, this, Jen Pataki saying we need to give Muslims jobs, or Obama calling Islamic State a JV team
>>70898709
Yet what has changed int he US since Team America?
If anything, The Dark Knight and Avengers would have had a bigger impact on their anti-spying since they had a bigger audience
