Your future leader is a soft fatass with a microdick like most of you Americans.
Meanwhile trudeau, the true leader of the free world has six packs abs and tight muscles.
>>70889375
> shit
> posting
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>y-y-yeah drumpf
>i shill for ISIL
>rip that bong aboot eh?
>a fucking leaf
Fuck off.
>>70889454
nice shop, Reddit
itt: a leaf tries to troll
>>70889375
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Probably also should add,
DUDE
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LMAO
Kill yourself.
>>70889464
Sorry I triggered you anon. ;-)
>>70889375
*farts* fagot *faaaaaaaaaaaaaaarts*
sage
We did slavery better you fucking leaf.
this is how we deal with leafs down here bud
>>70889375
Leaf, this is really pathetic. I know you are desperate to prove yourself to us because everything Canadians do is in reference to Americans and our domineering genius, but you will have to bring it down a notch cause you're like an embarrassing little brother at this point. You don't have to prove yourself to us here. Just play in your little leaf garden and keep it down awhile the big boys work.
>>70889808
>using sage as a downvote
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>>70889743
/pol/ triggered
>>70889454
>looks this up on internet
>it's false
Stop stealing our internet leaf!
>>70889375
>electing leaders solely based on their ability to fuck your sons mother
leafman please
>>70890056
>Trump was a registered democrat
>this is false
Getting pretty desperate aren't we?
>>70890438
Fuck the camel niggers, you retard.
>>70890633
>Hates Israel all day everyday
>Suddenly Trump cult of personality
>F-Fuck those arabs
/pol/ on suicide watch
>>70890851
>trophy wife
>Paid to make beta husband feel important
Wew. Might as well ask Biden what he thinks of Obama.
>>70891581
New York Post already did, the response they got was, "Best sex I've ever had"
>>70889375
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /pol/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I?
>>70890080
underrated post, topkek
>>70891979
>check flag
The self hate is real.
How does it feel knowing only liberal Americans will ever accept you as their own if you move down south?
>>70889375
You're right. Penis size is all that matters. How do we get Peter North to be our undisputer world leader?
>>70889375
it's kinda gay how anti trumpers are obsessed with cocks
>>70892456
A woman drew this.
>>70892573
Gay as in lame.
It's actually really embarrassing. Emotions don't belong in politics.
>>70889375
>>70892573
the bizarre obsession still stands
painting the penis... thinking about the penis... why... just voice your discontent with a coherent argument.Would ben garrison paint a naked hillary portrait with really nasty old loose lips?
>>70889375
They're going to think you're me.
Here, trigger them with this gif.
I'll give you some pics to use as well.
>>70889375
Most very confident men dont really care about their dick sizes because their sky high egos cant ever be dropped.
"My dick is small?"
"So what I can still lay more bitchs than you pussy"
"If she dont like me cuz my dick small then she just aint right man, how could I girl reject me of all people"
Trump probably never once gave a flip about his dick size.
>>70892835
>Would ben garrison paint a naked hillary portrait with really nasty old loose lips?
If he did that /pol/ would call him based.
Small dick complex is a thing too. Really big thing in American culture due to the obesity rates.
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>>70889375
>posting the shopped version
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>>70889375
>claims trump supporters are overcompensating
>makes a picture of trump with a small penis and starts ranting about cocks
Hmmm
>>70889375
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>>70891979
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?
Talk shit get hit BITCH
>>70893164
The lard is still there and now he's wearing a prosthetic on his penis.
>>70893194
That's the original, dumbass.
>>70893052
if you want to properly bait /pol/ you need to bring some facts why Trump sucks and some bants as well.If you just post obvious bait you are not going to get many replies.
>>70891820
underrated
>>70889375
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>>70893262
He is a billionaire who has had sex with multiple supermodels. He is the definition of an alpha male in todays society.
He could weigh 600 pounds and still literally hire a harem of 10/10s to carry him like an Egyptian pharaoh while your mom felates him for $10000 an hour if he wanted, and it would still be peanuts to him.
>>70893931
>He is the definition of an alpha male in todays society.
>paying for sex
>alpha
yeah no.
>>70889375
Jesus christ, why the fuck are you faggots so fixated on dick
>>70889375
And he also gets fucked by men and prefers the company and ideas of Muslims and women. Good logic leaf.
>compensating
>implying
>>70889375
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/ad-hominem
You argue like a woman.
>>70891820
Ayy
>>70894777
>that insecurity
One day you'll get laid.
>>70894661
TINY
>>70894777
Not that I disagree, but you just ad-hom'd OP
>>70894921
Stop shitposting, leaf
>>70889375
Quit being a voracious faggot.
Leaf plz, you know Trudeau is about as intelligent as Jayden Smith.
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>>70895799
I can't help but notice that these pics of the girls mobbing him are at a gay pride parade. One can draw the conclusion, then, that the girls are in fact lesbians and thus have no sexual interest in Trudy-poo, or most of the rest of /pol/, for that matter. So....why should we be jealous of him?
>>70889375
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>>70896671
Plenty of hetero people go to gay pride parades.
Judging by the cream in their panties, Trudeau is making them wet and they are severely sexually attracted to him.
>>70896671
> girls..
what was the rest that you said?
>>70894331
Hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahah
It's like you think prostitution is a new thing. It's easier to pay a slut than associate with today's women.
>>70889375
I honestly wouldn't mind if Hiroshima decided to ban all Canadian IP's
>>70897239
Then we'll just go back to using Aussie IP's.
>>70897104
the "paying for sex makes you a loser" idea is just propaganda by women to maintain their worth in society.
>>70896759
Then they're degenerates, no better than coal-burners. So the question of why we should be jealous still stands.
Also, all these pics of him at the pride parades, eating at the mosques, dancing with the toilet-worshippers....any of these taken before he was campaigning? Because all of that activity in itself sounds like an overcompensation of some sort, too. Or at least pandering. A sort of "hey, guys, look how cool I am, to hang with different people! Please love me! Pls respond"
Trump is a blowhard, but at least he doesn't give a shit about what people think, and that's exactly why he's winning in this country that's far less cucked than yours
>>70896945
>You're part of the problem
Direct quote from my first post
>>70889375
>Meanwhile trudeau, the true leader of the free world has six packs abs and tight muscles.
Seems like hes compensating for either
>a fucking leaf
>Lack of weed
>Lack of brain
Fuking zoolander
>>70889375
I saw him wearing a panty on his head and appologizing to cameras.
>>70893931
>his definition of alpha male is someone who has to pay for pussy
