>be me
>be a CruzMissile in NYC
>visit the Bernie rally tonight in Washington Square Park
>ask the moronic kids there why they support a geriatric socialist
>destroy their arguments
>they ask me how I can support a "theocrat" like Cruz
>I point out Cruz is a constitutionalist who supports states' rights will let NY and CA keep fag marriage while conservative states are allowed to ban it
>point out that Cruz also takes a states' rights position on issues like marijuana
>Berniebots are all "muh weed"
>also point out that Cruz does not support Intelligent Design like nutjobs like Santorum or Huckabee
>Berniebots are in disbelief
>they no longer think Cruz is the devil
>we all agree that Trump and his supporters are lower than pondscum
Feels to be CruzCrew, man.
>>70889270
cruz=shit
>>70889270
>finding a middleground with said morons
>turns into a hugbox
who did you btfo?
Selfproclaimed cruzmissle, what a faggot
>>70889297
Cruz is the best candidate remaining.
>>70889270
fuck off rat>>70889270
>>70889270
>standing out in the cold to watch a decrepit old kike speak
Should have taken the metro north to Poughkeepsie and watched him at Marist like I did, faggot.
THE NOMINATION IS GOING TO ROMNEY AND RYAN AND YOU KNOW IT!
THEN THEY WILL LOSE TO HILLARY IN A LANDSLIDE USHERING IN 20 YEARS OF DEMOCRATIC RULE, HILLARY WILL BE FOLLOWED BY MRS OBAMA
>pondscum
Nice story grandpa
Tell the one where the establishment has been anally Fucking your life the last 30 years
Sage
>>70889270
Rafael Cruz, the man that was born in Canada who God ordained as the savior. If I hadn't seen the video of Cruz trying to french kiss his daughter, I would have definitely pegged this guy as a faggot.
>>70889492
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That's all well and good, but Cruz is still not constitutionally eligible to be President.
Guys Ted Cruz is the Zodiac. Stopp shilling a murderer for President.
>>70890448
Thus far every single court in the land disagrees with you.
>>70891100
Except that's just another Cruzlim lie. Only a tiny handful of courts have even considered the Cruz case, and I think all of them have been state courts so far.
And it wouldn't matter. Courts can't tell us how to vote. If Obama's judges won't protect the Constitution I will at the ballot box.
>>70889297
/thread
>>70889492
wrong
>>70891251
Democracy fuck yeah
good idea, you can all share a helium tank when your candidates lose the nom
>be faggot anon OP
>support a lost cause candidate
>act like it makes me cool cuz outsider
>go to another lost cause candidate's rally
>talk with other faggots about faggotry
>try to console each other and mask the fact that neither cruz or sanders will win by making fun of the lead candidate and his millions of voters
>doesn't work so you head home to shitpost about it on 4chin
>>70891887
>thinks Trump with his historically high unfavorable ratings among all demographics and double digit losses vs Hillary in general election polls isn't the ultimate "lost cause"
toppest of keks
>>70892946
>not realizing that Hillary is generally considered untrustworthy and that this is an anti-establishment campaign.
They're going to pick Trump over Hillary anon.
>>70893255
>completely ignoring the fact that the same polls which report Hillary's untrustworthy rating also show that Trump ranks even worse on trustworthiness and many other traits
okay there buckaroo. Keep dreaming.
>>70893466
You think Cruz has a better chance against her? Boy I can't wait to hear this one.
>>70889270
Sounds like a good entertaining way to spend the evening, but did they ever 'splain themselves as to how they could support their geriatric socialist?
>>70893774
Even if he lost, at least he'd win all the states Romney did and it wouldn't be landslide loss like with Trump.
>>70892946
>thinks a bible thumper who can't even win the South and evangelicals vs a New York Billionaire has a better chance when that was supposed to be his core base
>only consistently wins the Midwest and other bumfuck nowhere states like Alaska, the least populated areas of the country
>>70894458
>implying Cruz wouldn't easily win the South in the general election vs. a Democrat
>doesn't realize Trump loses to Hillary in polls in fucking Utah and Georgia and barely beats her in Mississippi
>>70895611
The point is there's no turn out, there's no passion. You're guaranteeing a loss. It doesn't matter what percent it's by. You're guaranteeing the GOP continues down the path that brought you 2 terms of Obama. Utah, Georgia, and Mississippi will fall in line as usual, would be already if the GOP wasn't so set on setting itself on fire for a slimeball like Cruz who couldn't swing an independent with all his wall street cash combined. The Cruzbots will behave like good little party boys when the GOP has to sit in the shit it put itself in over the decades.
>>70889270
>>70895611
We hate Cruz in the south. I thought we made this clear?
Hillary might have had this but we all know the blacktivist community is going to go full riot mode this summer in at least a few major cities. Cruz is going to win on bringing back law and order.
By the way in case you didn't know this year marks 50 years since the really bad riots started in the sixties that eventually culminated in the 68 riots.
>>70889270
Applied Memetics btfo
>>70889270
>be faggot
>like cruz
THIS THREAD
>>70896748
>We hate Cruz in the south. I thought we made this clear?
Aw, don't be so tsundere like that, anon. We know what you're really saying is that only Cruz could perhaps prevent the south from turning blue again.
https://www.scribd.com/doc/307072107/MS-Pres-Mason-Dixon-March-2016
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/ms/mississippi_cruz_vs_clinton-4208.html
>http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/ms/mississippi_trump_vs_clinton-5857.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/nc/north_carolina_cruz_vs_clinton-4175.html
>http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/nc/north_carolina_trump_vs_clinton-5538.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/va/virginia_cruz_vs_clinton-4075.html
>http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/va/virginia_trump_vs_clinton-5542.html
