NO FAPPING.
VOTE CRUZ.
>>70882754
The prophesied anti-fappening.
>>70882754
He's correct
>>70882754
Well he's not wrong.
>>70882754
so i should follow his lead and pay strange women to do it for me?
does that mean i'll get hooker stamps?
>>70883363
>>70883276
>being a christcuck
This is a joke right?
>>70883522
> t.r/atheism/
>>70882754
Is this an excuse for his affairs or something?
I hope he didn't rape his daughter just so he didn't have to masturbate.
>>70883522
>having no self control
>pretending to have sex with someone in a room alone
ok man
>>70882754
well the line has been drawn. Cruz says you can't align your energy with your waifu and for a brief moment be with her
>>70883522
Please tell me where in the Constitution it says states cannot ban masterbation
>>70883363
>implying the 9th and 10th amendment don't exist.
>>70883522
Cruzshills come out at night. Their aim is to stop all Cruz Oppo
>the party of small government
>>70882754
He said they have no right to have dildos, the whole masturbate thing is just a twist to make numales hate him but it's still retarded.
>>70883827
more like small penises
>>70883363
This. He might be a faggot but he's right about this. Masturbation is degegenerate. Fapping is literally giving a guy a handjob and getting a handjob from a guy. If you masturbate, you are homosexual.
>>70883827
>what is the 10th amendment
>what is federalism
>>70883889
t. Australian with a proxy
>>70882754
well i was a trump supporter before but with that amazing news, cruz have proven yet again that he's a real conservative and the only conservative left in the race. He has my vote #cruzmissile
>>70882754
this is why the religious right needs to die. It sucks that with Trump it will probably be replaced by a more racist/xenophobic right, but we can deal with that later.
>>70883889
>touching you own junk is gay
t.christcuck mckiddiefiddle
>>70884125
Go suck DC cock faggot
>>70884125
>religious right needs to die.
Indeed. Fundamentalist Christians are pawns of NeoCons
>>70884125
>muh nationalism is racism
>>70883924
>banning something not enumerated in the constitution as president
>implying that isn't an infringement on states rights
hmmmmmmm
>>70884314
>>implying that isn't an infringement on states rights
The state of texas banned it
>>70884310
Anyone who doesnt want to be culturally enriched is a racist
I don't see the problem with this because it's impossible to enforce.
How the hell do you go about preventing people from masturbating? Do you install cameras in every room of every citizens home? Then that's just an invasion of privacy.
Let Texas pass their meme laws, whatever.
>>70882754
Is it possible for a media outlet to do a story on anything without outright lieing within the first sentence?
Texas banned it and he was their representative in court. Don't like it then lobby the governor to change the law, fapping and dildos are degeneracy anyway.
>>70883769
t. Iranian religious police
>>70884701
t. muh human rights
>>70884685
Clinton defended rapists in court and dindu nuffin, it's only bad if you're a ratoblican.
>>70884685
lol @ these proxies defending Cruz. fuck off advanced memetics
>>70884377
No, the state of Texas signed a bill that makes men sign an agreement to not masturbate while using pills for ED. We're talking about a federal ban on jacking off under Presidente Cruz.
>>70884765
t. muh crescent and star
You can't win Ahmed.
>>70884844
>We're talking about a federal ban on jacking off under Presidente Cruz.
Where did he propose one?
>>70883769
Might want to take a course on how to interpret the constitution and how our government was to be founded.
It's not "where does it say they CAN'T" do something, it's "where does it say they can"
>>70884844
Republicans have always been the statists. Since the anti jefferson times
https://twitter.com/TweetBrettMac/status/720426551716810752
""""""""""conservative""""""""""
>>70884876
t. muh rainbow flag
Do you have an actual argument?
>>70884897
>literally what the thread is (supposed to be) about
>>70884844
>small gov states rights guy
>federal ban
Epin meme friendo
>>70884909
Yes and the Feds CAN'T stop Texas from banning dildos
>>70882754
Alright, that's it. I'm contacting a hitman.
No law is going to get me to stop jerking off. I'm already violating a few gun laws right now. A masturbation law would have zero effect on me.
>>70885139
The difference is the guns laws are unconstitutional
State dildo bans are not
>>70884959
>socialism
>we need competition and people should help out in soup kitchens
wat
>>70883889
>degegegegegegegegegenerate
>>70882754
MASDURBATION EZ WRONG
God damn is this the 1800s?
>>70885207
I don't care. Pass the law, I ignore it. So will everybody else.
Just like like sodomy laws in texas this will mean jack shit unless you wank in public (which is already illegal).
>>70885207
>there will be an underground black market of dildo traffickers in your lifetime
What a time to be alive
Memes are real
>>70884310
>muh /pol/ talking about how niggers should all be killed is definitely not racism
>>70885207
>wanting to ban things
Absolutely Commie
>>70885050
Like banning dildos isn't going to open up a big black dildo market.
>>70885377
>>70885358
I never said the law made sense or would be effective
I said it was not unconstitutional
>>70882754
Cruz is right. Masturbation is degeneracy. Sex toys should be banned and those who continue to own them should made to be put on the sex offenders registry. Glad to see at least one candidate has the right idea this election.
>>70882754
Read the bottom this is garbage leftist propaganda
>>70884959
>donald trump is a big gov shill who attended hillary clintons wedding
"""""""""""""""american""""""""""""""""""
>>70883889
THIS FUCKING GUY!
>>70885234
You're so fucking deluded. Even when you are shown total ass damage you pretend one single Repubelicker has ever spoken like that with a straight face
>>70882754
Ok now I'm pissed off, how the fuck do you not have a right to jack off? It literally requires nothing aside from a hand and a dick, how could the government possibly regulate it?
>>70885810
>what are leftist media hit pieces
Did you forget the part where they hate all republicans, not just trump?
>>70884125
>the religious right needs to die
*tips fedora*
>Masturbation is bad
It's not the 1800's anymore fellas It's [Current Year] fapping is normal, and always has been
Porn is degenerate though, use your imagination
>>70885810
Cock cages for everyone.
>>70882754
What more proof do you need that Ted Cruz NOR Donald Trump will get the nomination?
RNC doesn't want Trump.
They hate Ted.
Ryan refuses.
It's going to be fucking Jeb fucking Bush and you know it.
The RNC is going to pick Jeb to be the nominee.
>>70885944
They've been covering Cruz's ass for months while he's done dozens of things that should have killed his campaign, for fuck's sake how do you think Trump eating a booger on live TV would have gone down?
>>70886136
So we're going to see a return of the autistic turtle man?
I don't see a problem with that.
>>70885810
dick monitors
if your hand stays on your dick for more than 10 seconds it sends an alert to your local police station to arrest you.
>>70886136
Paul will do what he is told. either that or we get Mittens again
>>70885965
>gay people shouldn't be allowed to get married or adopt kids
>evolution isn't real, God created everybody
>tide goes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that
Well yeah?
Like imagine some fat bitch came up to you naked in a crowd rubbing her vagoo because "It's in my rights!"
>>70886136
perhaps the merchant will be chosen. But should big don fall, he will arise stronger then ever, and on the 7th day strike down the mexico messenger
>>70883495
No no. Not strange women. Only women you employ.
>>70886375
oh. OH. is that why so many people want to start a business?
>>70886136
Slow and steady wins the race.
>>70886338
You own the public spaces as your own private property and home? Fucking commies who don't have the balls to say they are Zionist communist fascists
>>70885614
all 4chan users should be put on that registry preemptively
>>70886884
Actually in my state that's how it works.
>cruz childhood and future of america
>>70883889
>>70886222
You think the moment he beats trump they won't immediately paint him as some 'christian nutjob'?
They're not covering for Ted, they're laser focused on Trump because that's where the money, clicks and ratings are.
>>70884125
>racist/xenophobic
Since when was 4chan this pussified?
>>70883736
>pretending to have a conversation with someone by staring at pixels for hours
ok man
>>70886311
>letting kiddie fiddlers adopt kids
Jesus christ.
>>70887027
In your state public = private...
Doubleplus good.
>>70887259
lmao
>>70882754
>says loves freedom
>wants to take away one of our most basic freedoms
>>70884028
Nope, I speak the truth.
>>70884174
It's not gay if you do it to aim while pissing or to clean your dick in the shower. But if you do it for sexual purposes then it is gay. You are a filthy degenerate.
>>70885735
>implying fedora tippers aren't the most likely of pretty much any demographic to masturbate
>>70885377
>>70885050
>>70884909
Is the ban in effect right now? Because I just recently ordered and received an onahole with loli hentai art all over the box so must be find for male sex toys.
>>70887259
>>70887576
It's unenforceable, just let's them throw the book extra hard at people who try to bring that shit out in public.
>>70882754
it certainly would help white males get their T back
>>70882754
Well I am in the middle of no Fapril so I guess this means I'm a sCruzmissile now. I'm gonna go out and buy me a male chastity device so that I can, in good conscience vote for Rato in November.
>>70887391
Yes Rato wants to watch and control who puts Penile shaped objects into their orifices while he cheats on his wife with 5+ mistresses. This is exactly what the founders wanted
>>70887259
>>70884765
>saying muh human rights unironically.
Say what you want about #CruzMissile shills, but it's at least fun to laugh at fundamentalists.
>>70888157
More like he defends states rights to govern themselves.
>>70888157
That makes me hot thinking about Rato jerking his 11" shlong while watching me stick hard-boiled eggs into my anus and then shitting them out on my trans boyfriends face
I used to work at the church that Cruz claims as the church that he attends every Sunday. He is a crazy fuck. Baptist are the most extreme form of Christianity
>>70883522
Convert.
http://pastebin.com/xMQ9wAwW
>>70882754
>Canadian trying to stop American freedom
fucking syrup niggers
>>70886311
Evolution isn't real.
Gay people should be persuaded to not live in sin but if they continue to do so. Leave them be. However do not facilitate their sin by making it legal.
>>70883363
>being an anti-Constitutionalist
>calling yourself a conservative
Pick one.
"The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people."
Ted Cruz's roommate in college chimes in.
>>70882754
>decade old arguement poppin up now
who could be behind this?
>>70889177
>thinking masturbating is protected by government
your a fucking nitwit
>>70889177
His liberal hippy reefsmoking roommate that to this day is butthurt about Cruz being a better man in every way than him?
