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>198 DELEGATES BEHIND
>854 DELEGATES LEFT
TRUMP NEEDS 58% OF THE REMANING DELEGATES TO LOCK UP THE NOMINATION
>OR WE WIN AT THE CONVENTION
VOLUNTEER FOR TED
>https://www.tedcruz.org/volunteer/
DONATE TO TED
>https://www.tedcruz.org/l/conservatives-are-uniting-2/
UPCOMING STATES:
>New York https://newyork.tedcruz.org/
>Maryland https://maryland.tedcruz.org/
>Pennsylvania https://pennsylvania.tedcruz.org/
BASED BEN: TRUMP IS A LIAR
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX5dBzxKNOw
CRUZ TWITTER:
>https://twitter.com/tedcruz
RECENT INTERVIEWS:
>Glenn Beck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqydFyfV9I0
>DeMaio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZWLRZhIPto
>John and Ken https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oRmT7Trdu4
VICTORY SPEECH IN WISCONSIN:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPq5gEuP2AQ
>CHINA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs
>GET YOUR FREE SHILL CHECKS FOR SUPPORTING CRUZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F1fwf03fe8
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>tfw your memes are so shirty you have to steal Trump's
Kinda reminds me of Cruz's policy on Trump's policies tbqh
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>>70882263
First post/Best post
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>>70882263
>muh memes are muh property
Go back to 9gag if you want a watermark on every image
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daily reminder that Cruz will be president and we will take our country back.
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Cruz>Trump
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>>70881930
Missiles only purpose are to fire and forget, shill
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>>70884282
Literal retard, you paid shills put no effort, pathetic
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>>70881930
>Rato general
Wew
I thought you guys were just shit posting.
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well, after seeing this thread it seems I have no choice ....I am a Cruzmissile
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>>70881930
Bunch of rats ITT
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Why are you voting for hillary guys? I'm voting for her because I don't know how vote splitting works when a third party candidate is in play.
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Fag
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Watch out trumpfags, you're cruzin' for a bruisin'
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I used to stump for Trump but after seeing this thread I'm now a #cruzmissile but after seeing Ted Cruz denounce fapping I now kuck for Kasich but after seeing him win no states I feeled the Bern but after realizing he'll die halfway through his term I became Artillery for Hillary but after seeing Hillary get schlonged in Washington and Hawaii I now stump for Trump once again.
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>>70887765
>>70887878
>>70887997
More spiderman
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Wow! How will Trump ever recover from this? I'm worried, guys. I guess I'm a CruzMissile, now.
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Cruz is a Christfag with a punchable face. You really want that leading our country?
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>>70881930
Shill #48 reporting for duty
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>>70888494
>jew york

No one cares, cruz will win California. Its over for donnie.
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>>70888619

hello shillo
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>>70888619
>Ratoshills are this delusional
kek
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/r/ cruzification
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>>70888679
>>70888753
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/ca/california_republican_presidential_primary-5322.html

>reality slowly sets in for the trumpsters, as they increasing google search suicide methods
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>>70889087
>Trump still leading
>Celebrity endorsements not yet announced
>Rallies still ahead
fuck off
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>>70889087

>june 7th

shitloads will change in that amount of time, don't bet on rato winning.
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Reminder that Trump is literally
>Reddit: The Candidate
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>>70889277
>>70889364
maybe you both missed the surging cruz, do you think he will just stop?

Unlike Donnie, Ted Cruz doesn't cap out at 30%

Trump is finished
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>>70889364
>shitloads will change in that amount of time
Yes, and late breakers increasingly are trending Cruz.
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>>70881930
>OR WE WIN AT THE CONVENTION
Is that how you gringos call "stealing" now?
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>>70882263
We will """"steal"""" your memes and your nomination trumpcucks.
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>>70889518
>/pol/ hates reddit.... i know lets call Trump "reddit" haha that will show them

You shills are sad its really fucking sad how you understand nothing
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>>70889364
Yeah, and Cruz is on an upward curve right now. Get that rope ready lad.
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>>70891211
All there memes belong to President Cruz now!
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>>70891277
I'm sorry Paco, but you have to go back.
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>I Hate New York

where where you when Cruz gave trump ALL the delegates from New York?
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Anyone record the town hall?
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>>70892344
You can watch it here, just have to rewind it to the beginning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7h4NcuoOzY
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>>70892695
its started cutting of the beginning
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>>70892939
start slighting after the beginning. I think once the livestream finishes it'll be uploaded like a reg video.
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#lionted
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>>70892695

Re... wind?
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>>70892695
Where's the part where he makes his daughter cry?
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>>70887878
>>70887997
>>70887765

Ew. Are you 12?
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>>70893455
Typical Donal Trump supporter.
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Hi guys got the gmail to get in this thread, is this like reddit where you have a username?
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Paid staffers go home
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>>70893575
>>70893598
>>70893618
>>70893636
>>70893657
You seem to be very frustrated that someone isn't worshiping your idol. Maybe take a bit of a break and have your mom make you some dinner. I'm pulling for you champ.
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>Banning dildos
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Even Ben Carson hates Trump. Top fucking kek.
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>>70893727
How do you block people on 4chan? I just ignore them on reddit
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THIS THREAD FUCKIGN SUCKS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAY SHIT
WHO THE FUCK IS TED CRUZ? IS THAT THE RATE FROM NINJA TURTLES?

MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>70893759
He feels like an insurgent of the Trump campaign to ruin it from within.
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>>70893759
Poor guy can't even keep his endorsements. I feel almost bad for Trumpcucks
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>people actually think A FUCKING LEAF who's made a career out of pretending to hate the establishment would win a brokered convention
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>>70893270
They were adorable as usual.
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>>70895824
>pretending to hate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu77aiLXTNQ
>win a brokered convention
Looks that way with him putting more and more pro cruz delegates in place while trump keeps being low energy about it.
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>>70895824
Just being an effective, hard-working candidate with a dedicated grassroots support base working hard to identify and turn out voters for delegates will have him win at a brokered convention.
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>Trumpettes still clinging to a literal tabloid
Fucking embarassing.
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>>70896404
>b-but they were right about john edwards that one time
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Ignore the shills, Cruzmissiles.

ITT: we post Ted being /pol/ as fuck.

>Sen. Ted Cruz dismantles assault weapon ban at gun control hearing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noy5f-y0uhY
>Ted Cruz tells Trayvon Martin's mother why Stand Your Ground laws can't possibly be "racist"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQAr47xF21k
>Ted Cruz is a "secret video game addict", played mostly Super Mario and "Japanese fighting games" in college
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/05/28/ted-cruz-comes-clean-he-s-a-secret-video-game-addict.html
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>Cruz & Bernie generals on /pol/

Fuck this board is terrible after dark, don't you hippies & shills have real jobs to get to tomorrow morning? Goodnight faggots.
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Remember this the next time Trumpcucks try to argue that "General election polls don't matter now." We're in mid-April now. They do.

>Crucially, Trump's decline has happened just when these polls actually start to mean something. In newer polls, Trump almost never comes close to either Clinton or Sanders anymore. And in past races, changes in general election polling that have occurred during this period of the campaign have often ended up sticking.

>"Were this a few months ago, I'd say, 'What's the big deal?'" says Christopher Wlezien, a political science professor at the University of Texas. "But polls today are much more meaningful than they were 90 days ago. And the polls today are much less favorable for Trump."

>Wlezien is the co-author, with Robert Erikson of Columbia, of The Timeline of Presidential Elections, a political science book that provides an invaluable guide for anyone trying to make sense of polling data.

>The authors found that around 300 days before the election (mid-January), general election polls are essentially meaningless — their predictive value is close to zero. But by the time we get to mid-April of the election year, polls explain about half the variance in the eventual vote split. And mid-April polls have correctly "called" the winner in about two-thirds of the cases since 1952.

>That means that poll changes between January and April have often told us a great deal. "A meaningful portion of changes in preferences during this period tend to stand the test of time and impact the election result," Erikson and Wlezien write.
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>>70896560


Ted Cruz BTFO liberal global warming alarmists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl9-tY1oZNw
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>>70896560
>japanese fighting games
Who did he main in SF2? I could see him turtling with Guile

Anyway, blowing the fuck out of Ellen Page is pretty great. Dumb cunt goes in looking snarky, comes out anally ravaged. Good thing she likes munching carpet, because no dick is going in there after that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu1lsw3_Kfo
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But when you really start to think about it. Bernie makes the most sense. Even has plans for the future.
Why is it your a paid shill for thinking about the Future of America.
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>>70896717
That's the thing; they have it in their heads (wrongly, that was the point) that it didn't matter then, so it's never going to matter. The reason they kept telling themselves that all the while was so that they could ignore how freakin' terrible their candidate was.

I mean I'll copy and paste, but...
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>>70888089

Fapping is mildly degenerate.

But you should support Trump anyway.
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