Why is Australia so cool and funny, but Canada so lame and gay?
I honestly wish Trudeau would just ban 4chan already
![sample_13b11ccf67d5f85ee3207dc0656efffc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GNMwoUx.jpg "sample_13b11ccf67d5f85ee3207dc0656efffc[1].jpg")
What does Australia being cool and funny have anything to do with Canada?
>>70879816
It is the weather 2bqh.
its because you touch yourself
>>70879946
you forgot the part where that cutie slips on some ice or is chased and gangbanged by some dogs before she goes on strike
>>70879816
>Tfw its actually a possibility for Trudeau to ban 4chan
>>70879816
Everything wants to kill you in australia, in canada everything just wants welfare.
>>70880204
THIS
>>70879816
Australians are alpha-males, they can't take a shit without having a spider tickle their anus.
>>70879946
You really are subpar shitposters. I am embarrassed on your behalf.
>>70880296
>He doesn't know about the septic crocs
Some Australians just shit standing up. The smart ones use the sprinter's ready position.
>>70880204
This is why Australians are better than Canadian posters
Australians have earned their right to post by evading horrors that the rest of mankind can't even imagine. It toughens them up.
Canadians are just cucks that beg for money so they can get internet. It shows in the quality of their posts. They haven't earned the right to post among the gods.
SOMEONE START CONTACTING TRUDEAU ABOUT /pol/ WITH TRUDEAU SCREEN CAPS BUILD AN INTERNET WALL BETWEEN 4CHAN AND CANADA
>SOMEONE START CONTACTING TRUDEAU ABOUT /pol/ WITH TRUDEAU SCREEN CAPS BUILD AN INTERNET WALL BETWEEN 4CHAN AND CANADA
SOMEONE START CONTACTING TRUDEAU ABOUT /pol/ WITH TRUDEAU SCREEN CAPS BUILD AN INTERNET WALL BETWEEN 4CHAN AND CANADA
>SOMEONE START CONTACTING TRUDEAU ABOUT /pol/ WITH TRUDEAU SCREEN CAPS BUILD AN INTERNET WALL BETWEEN 4CHAN AND CANADA
SOMEONE START CONTACTING TRUDEAU ABOUT /pol/ WITH TRUDEAU SCREEN CAPS BUILD AN INTERNET WALL BETWEEN 4CHAN AND CANADA
>SOMEONE START CONTACTING TRUDEAU ABOUT /pol/ WITH TRUDEAU SCREEN CAPS BUILD AN INTERNET WALL BETWEEN 4CHAN AND CANADA
SOMEONE START CONTACTING TRUDEAU ABOUT /pol/ WITH TRUDEAU SCREEN CAPS BUILD AN INTERNET WALL BETWEEN 4CHAN AND CANADA
>it's a everyone sucks Australia's dick and makes fun of Canada thread
>>70880666
Fuck off Satan
>>70879816
Please, Trudeau.
Stop this madness.
I'm Canadian and the shitposts have gotten bad enough to realise it.
>>70879816
Australia is criminal spawn meaning they are all alpha males.
>>70879946
anglosphere
>>70880666
>>70880666
>says the country that fills half of /pol/ with posts about a politician that isn't close to being statistically likely to become president
Piss off burger.
>>70880666
Nice trips.
>>70880773
>This isnt what happens in global politics
>>70879946
Don't appropriate our cuck queen you fucking leaf.
>>70879816
Australia doesn't have chinks.
>>70882387
Dude we are fucking inundated with chinks!
>>70882387
>AUSTRALIA DOESN'T HAVE CHINKS
BAHAHAHAHA
>>70879816
Canada has always been a cuck nation
Straya was made by a bunch of hardasses and pissed off lawbreakers.
Generally those who disregard the law are far better at not being a pussy than spineless cucks are
>>70882714
>>70882719
Not nearly as much as us. Half of the fucking posts by Canadians on /pol/ are Asians discussing how they're going to continue to flock here en masse and launder money. I hate chinks so fucking much.
>>70883024
>Huron and Dundas West
Dude I go by that intersection every day.
I live in that weird border-zone between the Chinese and Portuguese. lmao
>>70880666
The lord has spoken
>>70879946
Both of you guys shitpost the most out of all the other countries.
>>70883518
Theres shitposting and then there is shit posting, anon.
>>70883718
>>70883261
do you live near alberto barbosa?
>>70884085
>alberto barbosa
We wuz
Can you imagine? Trudeau apologising to muslim syrian transexual feminist single mothers because of ptsd caused by /pol/
>>70885175
Can you imagine? Argentina apologizing for attacking British islands
>>70885319
Trudeau apologizing for not taking in enough refugees
>>70883024
Australia has essentially the same amount of Asians as Canada.
Perhaps 1% difference give or take.
The Canada Asia thing just caught on as a meme, because Canadian posters bitch about it more.
Also, the Australians are 'funny' shitposters is also a meme. They really aren't more/less shitposters than anyone else. Again it's a pol meme which takes on a life of its own due to pol being very hive minded.
The Canada bad shitposters... Australia good shitposters thing is an amazing example of the hive mind at work.
This meme didn't even exist for YEARS, then the spark was created and poltards all jumped on a fun new cliche within a week. I can almost pinpoint exactly when it started. The exact series of theads.
I was embarrassed for these people posting this same thing over and over like retarded lemmings.
We had people from Khazikstan and Congo complaining that Canadians were terrible shitposters who weren't as funny as Australians! Over and over, everyone came to this exact realization at the exact same moment.
It's was facinating to witness. Very interesting phenomenon.
Here is a new meme: Brits don't provide nearly as many chuckles as Poles... How about this one Brazilians bring more logical arguments than Germans.
Vatican City bring better 'bantz' than Americans??... I think this one has legs!
Pol! ...,don't ever change!
>>70879816
>compliments Australia
>posts New Zealand
O U T
U
T
>b-but if you kill one of them, they win?
If he bans 4chan NAZIS won.
>America
>Relevant
Pick one.
>>70885665
>everything is a meme and all the stereotypes are false
no
>>70879816
upstarts died off early in Canada's history due to bad weather
>>70884085
Holy shit!!!... My cock is in his ass as I type this!
Alberto says hello!
>>70879816
thats our flag you fucking freedom-loving faglord
because we're really bad at shitposting. like embassingly bad. aussies have it down to a science, and i personally believe they could outjew isreal with 10-15 aussies sitting on social media all day
>>70880666
Accurate and based post is also credited by Satan with appropriate trips? Better do what he says, folks
>>70879816 Get good normie.
>>70885719 You get it. He get's it.
>>70879816
>Canada BTFO
Little Australia is best Australia
We need Province flags so Ontarians quit giving the Prairies a bad name.
>>70881762
>australia thinks they matter outside of shitposting on internet forums
let us know when you make it into the G7 abbo fucker.
Australia is more similar to America as it developed its own culture. Canada tried to into being European, didn't fight many wars, was heavily into drugs and sex...Canadians aren't as nationalist/racist or funny.
>>70885891
Ok so Brazil IS a negro infested apocalypse of violence and depravity.
I kind of suspected, but didn't want to stereotype.
Now get of the white mans board darkie
>>70881762
>>70882714
>>70883718
>>70886072
New Zealand please go and stay go this thread is for Australians only.
Because the only thing Canadians are known for is the Trailer Park Boys, which relays that Canadians are gay and pathetic.
>>70881762
High impact tactical bants delivered
>>70890265
>High cholesterol tragical fats delivered... from a burger no less
>>70879816
Australia is based.
>>70893566
While they may be a based people in their homeland, I've met enough Australians to know they're the worst people I ever had contact with, surpassing even the drunken Anglos. The overwhelming amount of Australian shitposts throughout the entirety of the internet also doesn't make me think they're slightly based.
I can't remember the last time I saw an Australian carrying an actual debate here.
>>70892075
>garbage post proving OP right
Hey, here's an idea: Amerifats shove burgers up their rectums, 'stralians shove some creepy-ass up theirs, and us leafs will take a hockey stick as a show of good faith. We all meet up in Canada, the anal surgery is on us this time.
>>70894377
It sounds like you just want an excuse to shove something up your ass.
Fuck, meant to type spider in my proposal above. Aussies, you guys get creepy-ass spiders up the poop chute.
>>70879816
>I honestly wish Trudeau would just ban 4chan already
it's probably gonna happen, too. President Trump please annex the west, fuck this country
>>70886487
>Ok so Brazil IS a negro infested apocalypse
Wrong. We are not even human.
>>70879816
I've met a fair number of Australians and Canadians going up the gold coast from Long Beach to Vancouver and my impression was that:
Australians are chiller, funnier, and quirkier while Canadians were a bit mellower, smarter, and quieter
both are pretty cool, I like them both
>>70894980
>Not shitting on Canada.
You're not a true American bro.
>>70895251
>not being a shitposter
>not being American
keep going
>>70879816
We've become lame and gay because we've only been hanging out with you faggots since our Britbros and Commonwealth pals fucking abandoned us...
>>70880666
https://youtu.be/oYBu_IxX4XE
Ok satan
>>70885719
>>compliments Australia
>>posts New Zealand
I fucking love doing this. I always post a kiwi image when talking about Australia.
lulz every time watching ANZAC get butthurt.
>>70879816
How else would we know that Aussies are good shitposters if we didn't have bad shitposters to compare them to?
>>70883261
>Huron and Dindus West...
Sounds like a bad neighborhood. Or at least the bad neighborhood is to the West.
>>70879816
Seriously, fuck Canada. Their president is Spencer Nolan Rice
Australia is America's greatest ally. Canada is a weaker America that speaks French.
>>70896783
You can land your planes in Mexico next 9/11
>>70897374
At least you aren't harming anyone like we are. We're strong but dumb, Canada is weak but smart except when it comes to killing itself. Australia is both, strong and smart, albeit not as strong as us or as weak as you, they keep to themselves and are doing okay with their immigration.
I don't get the Canada hate
>>70898618
We're breaking their spirit
>>70896783
Hate to break it to you, but Australians are more Anti-american than Canada.
You might get a sloppy kiss from them on /pol/ but it's not real my man… It's a hug box in here.
Read and adjust your perceptions accordingly.
>>70879816
How the fuck can you spend so much time on this board and still not tell the difference between the New Zealand and Australian flag.
NEW ZEALAND: RED STARS
AUSTRALIA: WHITE STARS
NEW ZEALAND: DARK BLUE BACKGROUND
AUSTRALIA: LIGHT BLUE BACKGROUND
NEW ZEALAND: FOUR STARS
AUSTRALIA: SIX FUCKING STARS
The image you posted even fucking says "New Zealand" on it. The fuck is wrong with you lad?
>>70901704
Settle down, he's memeing, you psycho.
>>70885665
Says the leaf. We've been know shitposters for along time buddy, its just that canadians thought they could compete but they sadly can't and this comes from a lack of being able to make fun of yourself as an australian we are quite willing to be self deprecating.
>>70896287
i find it pretty funny because they're basically just another state to us
>>70880773
To be fair you guys are huge faggots
Always shitposting progressive things
Clearly none of you have been to Melbourne, it is seriously the cuck capital of Australia. that's probably due to the lack of things that can kill you verses anywhere north\west of Victoria
>>70886427
Canada GDP per capita:
51,958.38 USD
Australia GDP per capita:
67,458.36 USD
The end.
