In a world where the only good show on BBC was re-tooled and "diversified", three of the most based men on British television were canned and left for dead. Now, US TV star Matt LeBlanc stands alone, fighting the good fight.
http://jalopnik.com/the-new-top-gear-already-has-its-first-public-outrage-1764753331
>during the recent filming of Block and Matt LeBlanc’s Mustang drifts, the duo did some smoky burnouts in front of The Cenotaph in Whitehall, a national war memorial erected after World War I and one of the country’s most revered sites.
>They even left skid marks on the section of the memorial that marks women’s contributions to the war effort.
What absolute madmen.
champions of the white race.
>>70879478
old news.
they looked closer than they actually were.
...isn't jalopnik tied to Gawker?
would explain the old ass news.
>>70879983
It probably is, It's SJW as fuck
>>70879478
Replace the only decent British TV personalities, with an irrelevant American Actor, and a Total douche radio "personality" who look like an enormous homosexual.
Then add a nigger and foreign women.
I hope people boycott it.
When its the new Clarkson trio Amazon show coming? I hope it is spectacular.
>>70879983
it is.
Fuck jalopnik.
What the fuck did they expect Ken Block to do?
>>70880723
>When its the new Clarkson trio Amazon show coming? I hope it is spectacular.
No release date yet but it's supposed to be out by the end of the year.
>>70879478
How are Gawker and it's associated ilk not dead yet from getting Hogan'd?
>>70880723
Say what you want about the others but they were obviously going to have to have a woman and Sabine is the only acceptable choice, besides maybe Jodie Kidd.
Chris Evans and every other radio host are insufferable.
When is actual top gear on amazon starting?
>>70882092
God damn. What are they doing? People might forget about them.
>>70880723
The irrelevant American actor actually knows his shit though.
>>70880723
Ken Block is an actor? I thought he was just a driver that did energy drink commercials.
>>70882167
Non compete clause with the BBC has to expire.
>>70882167
They are busy trying to think of a new name for their show.
>>70879478
fuck the women
>>70882324
Matt Leblanc (Joey from friends)
Honestly I suspect the new hosts of "Top Gear" will ultimately cause as much trouble as the old ones, lol.
>>70882405
Isn't the woman that german driver the real Top Gear had on a few times and Clarkson always hit on?
She seems alright, though I of course oppose new Top Gear on principle and will never watch it.
It's TopGear wanting to drum up publicity. There was also a story today about LeBlanc not getting along with the other hosts. Weird that two stories would both come out at the same time with drama... unless of course they were created by the PR department.
>>70882599
Oh, that's fucking stupid.
They couldn't at least get Jay Leno?
>>70880723
>Chris Harris
>nigger
You ignorant fuck. CH is one of the most respected car journalist in the world. Plus he's entertaining as fuck too.
He knows a shit ton more about cars than Hammond, May and Clarkson combined.
>>70882696
Yeah, seems like very kosher planned controversy, to make it seem "authentic".
>>70882808
He's as much of a gear head as Leno.
Also get off the computer grandpa, it's your bed time.
>>70882906
> He's as much of a gear head as Leno.
Is such a thing even possible?
At least Leno has training as a comedian (as unfunny as his latenight show was...). Actors always think they can "act" comedy if somebody else writes it for them, but it never works well.
>>70882683
It bothers my that so many friends of the old show decided to sign on for it's replacement.
>>70883001
Yeah, that rubs me the wrong way now that you mention it. I hope they at least talked to Clarkson before they accepted the offer.
>>70882838
Implying I watched Top Gear to learn about the automotive industry.
>>70883091
I'm sure they did but what is he going to say? 'No don't do the show you disloyal leech'.
>>70880723
Sabine is actually ok, she's been a guest on the show a couple of times before and was pretty funny. But the rest of the choices are pretty garbage, especially Chris fucking Evans the pasty cunt.
>>70883001
>>70883091
LeBlanc is crashing Top Gear, with no survivors.
He never dogs his mates
>only his wife
>>70883357
I hope he's so bad that he gets the show cancelled. It should have ended with Clarkson. Top Gear was Clarkson.
>>70883093
Of course you're ignorant, you're a fucking leaf.
CH is probably the best addition to the new TG team. He's technically knowledgeable, a decent driver (drives DTM and rally occasionally) and a great personality. I couldn't care less about the rest of the cast. CH as a standalone host would be more than fine for me.
>>70883321
Germans can't into comedy though. I found Matt Leblanc's appearance on the old show to be quite bland also. Chris Evans got cucked by his hot ex-wife (probably). Jodie Kidd is fucking hideous now (sasuga British women). Who else is there? I bet they're shit too. The fact that they are starting with le epic kenny block drifting meme tells me that this show will just be a stale rerun of the previous one (which frankly was out of ideas itself).
>>70883516
Nigger lover.
>>70884141
Let him 'banter'. He needs this.
>>70879478
>only good show on BBC was retooled and diversified
what do you mean? I haven't noticed any forced diversification of Sherlock. Granted it's been a year since the last fucking episode
>>70884049
>>70884141
Watch his videos on Youtube. He has his own channel but has featured for /DRIVE and Motor Trend. His newest stuff is pretty funny too.
>>70884250
The last episode was pure feminist revisionist history and propaganda.
>It's a fight we must lose.
How did Sherlock become such a cuck so quickly? Watson too, letting his wife order him around while he cowers.
>>70883516
Thanks to Top Gear I know more about the automotive industry than I ever will.
Thank God a fucking wrenchfag is gonna be in the new Top Gear so I can learn even more.
>>70880723
Joey was the fastest celeb around the TG track. Hope he ditches and gets added to the netflix series.
>>70882371
Pikey slopes?
>>70884518
>The Abominable Bride
Fuck you're right. I was distracted having to explain the time jumps to my girlfriend who hated it.
But desu, it was more a Christmas special (which wasn't on Christmas) than a real episode. Nothing of value happened except they established that Moroarti was in fact dead.
> this is what we should expect from Moffat writing an hour long episode from a single prepositional phrase in Sir Author Conan Doyle's original writing
>>70884353
>>70884830
Oh Australia, stop your shitposting.
>implying i ever watched top gear for knowledge
idiots it was a car themed comedy show
>>70879478
I hope they don't do road trips. That cunty blonde douchenozzle and an American would be insufferable.
>>70884539
>Nigger afraid for knowledge
What a fucking surprise desu
Who ever thought it was a good idea to fire Clarkson had no fucking clue why people watched top gear.
>>70885407
Top gear was ruined because some Irish homosexual couldn't take a punch with some dignity.
The Irish shit up top gear, just like the shit up Australia.
>>70885621
Just like Australia shits up /pol
>>70879478
Hey now, you're actually making me want to watch this.
It's also poetic justice for all the shit the Brit hosts pulled in other countries (incl. US).
>>70885407
ALL OF MY
>THIS
as much as i like top gear and jeremy clarkson, they only fired him the other two walked away
just because he's good doesn't mean he should get away with punching a producer in the face
Top Gear gets a bunch of hosts that actually know more about cars and Clarkson, May and Hammond get a new show so they can continue their old format.
Stop being little ungrateful shits, you faggots.
>>70886036
Vegemite is a real food
>>70886036
Top Gear was a programme for a long time before clarkson, may and hammond with presenters who knew a lot about cars and guess what?
nobody fucking watched it because it was boring as shit
>>70886388
And you'll still get your serve of Clarkson cock, Mohammed.
>>70886248
I used to hate it but having it in a grilled cheese sandwich, it's delicious~
>>70882615
BBC wishes
>>70879478
Clicking on link just to support them.
>>70886568
>>70882615
They already have.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/chris-evans-blasts-matt-leblanc-7558234
>>70886535
Which I will have to fucking pay for
>>70886747
>Which I will have to fucking pay for
But you already had to pay for Top Gear right? You do have a TV license, don't you Mohammed?
>>70879478
> Speaking on Monday morning, Evans said: “That footage will definitely not go on the air, no question about it.”
>He added: “We’re all mortified by it, so absolutely, 100% it should not be shown.”
Gay.
>>70886842
So now I have to pay the licence fee and to watch this on amazon
rich calling me mohammed with your fucking immigration rate
>>70887001
And this is why nobody will care about "top gear".
Clarkson trios show can't come soon enough.
>>70887325
>http://www.newsweek.com/muslims-are-creating-nations-within-nations-says-former-head-uk-equalities-446163
Hopefully we won't turn out like you cucks, Mohammed.
>>70887001
The BBC lost a shitload of time and money on an episode that will never be aired. This stunt was probably LeBlanc's idea because he seems to be taking most of the flak for it.
He's going full allahu ackbar on Top Gear to put it out of it's misery.
>>70887825
>cherry picking when presented with numbers
slimey paki/SJW tier arguing
>Watching Top Gear for the cars and technical aspects
Who even does this.
I don't give a fuck about the Cars, I just want to see Based Clarkson.
>>70888009
>slimey paki/SJW tier arguing
Careful of what you post, you might get arrested, Mohammed!
http://time.com/4271687/brussels-tweet-arrest-london-mealy-mouthed/
Everything from the fracas to the replacements are as believable as any Top Gear show.
