>Price of oil is finally rising
Here's to all you Americunts who thought we were going through a recession
>>70876255
maybe i should buy an electric car.
does a LEAF sound like a good choice to you.
>>70876478
Maybe you should buy a Tesla which is a great innovative electric car
I'm sure the average American has $100,000 to spare
>>70876832
maybe you should stop sucking off our teet, but yes, a tesla sounds nice but leaf was better suited to insult you.
>snow plowers
>humor
>>70877005
Just wait until a Canadian becomes president of your country
>>70877112
i'm the only friend you have and i don't even like you.
Don't be mean to Canada-chan she is going to open her door and welcome all of us, wholly.
>>70878253
are you gonna take your relatives living here, too?
>>70877652
Please don't listen to OP, he's a faggot. I swear we're better than him.
>>70876255
Hey Canada, what happened to your gold reserves?
>>70878470
Hey America what happened to the respect you used to garner :^)?
>>70876478
Ayyyyyyyyyyyy.
>>70878607
it's in our missile silo's
>>70878607
Funny you'd talk about that when you just elected DUDE WEED LMAO who's wearing rags on his head and sucking muslim dick.
>>70877112
Would never happen, a Nigger,Jew and Female will in the White House before a maple syrup nigger.
>>70878818
Yeah and you're about to elect a criminal who murdered and covered up thousands of frauds and will lead your country to another war
>>70876255
You realise its just a speculative rally of the market due to qatar having talks of limiting its oil exports.
>>70877112
America Craves the Big Canadian Cruz
>>70879001
War with who? Mexico? pfft
The drug cartels? Please do so we hate them too.
>>70878818
But he's so cute though, teehee
>>70879001
Your making it seem like another war would be a bad thing? Are you alright anon?
>>70879276
A big war in the middle east would be great for the west, we would need all the oil producing nations to be destroyed
>>70879384
God damn that'd be nice. Enough of all this tip-toe around the tulips bullshit that's been going, we need a full blown conflict.
>>70879384
>>70879669
Yes this. What do you fellow Anglo's think about reforming the empire and just taking what was already ours?
>>70878607
>t. weed man
>>70879875
fine but it falls on you to potty train india
>>70879875
>>70879948
Fuck that.
Here is the deal: We'll import as many Chinese as possible, and in exchange we'll try not to spoil the effectiveness of the five-eyes with respect to China.
China won't bomb their Canadian son-in-laws, we'll politely export oil and syrup to them, and none of those involved engage in routine barbarism.
>>70879875
I'd be down, just give me the call
>>70876255
>A fucking leaf
...wait
>>70879875
Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves!
>>70876255
It's a dead cat bounce you stupid syrup nigger. Enjoy starving to death when it bottoms out at $20/barrel.
>>70877005
We ride the majestic zamboni, not snow plows.
>>70881161
Man it's refreshing to see others who actually support imperialism. God save the Queen!
>>70876255
OP Its only going up because of the freeze talks. And thats about it. And just the rumors. Its basically priced as if the thing already passed. It might not even pass and if it does it wont have. Much of an impact.
>Canadians will never realize we don't care what happens in their pretend "country"
I bought some oil stocks at the very bottom. I'm up over 20%
>>70881473
You care enough to post about it.
>>70881605
Pussy i was up 40% and i bought it a week ago. Why not buy the 3x leveraged version pussy.
>>70876255
>happy about gas prices going back up
>a fucking leaf
sounds about right
seriously, why the fuck is this good for anyone that doesnt have some kind of stake in the oil business?
>>70881165
Yup. There is no reason for this rally on oil except the hype about that opec dohe meeting to freeze production.
Inventories are still at 80-90% full and who cares about a freeze when production still exceeds consumption. The oil price will fall again and then stabilize to ~45$ a barrel after shale producers have died out. That will take some time as their contracts with old prices need to expire.
>>70881676
Frick off Ricky
>>70876832
Canadacuck doesn't know the new Teslas start at $35k. How does it feel to be in a shitty socialist country that doesn't produce or innovate shit?
>>70882396
Fuck off Randy.
>>70883463
How does it feel to be in a shitty republic that doesn't produce enough of its own resources and hasn't manufactured anything in bulk since the 80s?
>>70879875
>Britcuck thinking he has the balls to run an Empire again
If we reformed the Empire, it would have to be the Australian Empire and you'd all have to pledge allegiance to a shitposting monarch.
Face it faggots, you're all softcocks.
