CNN BREAKING NEWS: Cruz wants ban on all sex toys, yet refuses to give up wife..
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/04/ted-cruz-dildo-ban-sex-devices-texas
>>70873847
frick off
>>70873847
>fapping is not a right
HIDE YOUR PORN
HIDE YOUR FLESHLIGHT
HIDE YOUR WEEBSHIT
HIDE YOUR FURSHIT
RATO IS COMIN' TO KEEP YOU FROM CUMMIN'
https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/720259227067920385
>motherjones
Bruh....
>>70873847
like how fucking stupid do you need to be to even think about banning sex toys. You realize that even if you ban them which will never be a sucess ever, you can use basically any fucking object as a sex toy ?
it's easily the most retarded thing ive heard this year
>>70873847
i know im not an american and ive followed your politic a lot, like a fucking lot and I wouldve struggled between trump and cruz if i had to vote but this shit is simply too fucking retarded i could never vote for this
Imma go see ben shapiro's twitter. cant wait to witness the damage control
>>70873847
#NOTALLDILDOS
#ILLCUMWITHYOU
>>70874204
>>70875273
surprise shapiro ignored this completly just like he ignored it when cruz said he would struggle to not hit trump with his car if he had the opportunity
>>70873847
>individual privacy
>>70873847
>motherjones
This credible?
>>70874204
God damn that's some top bantz!
>>70873847
He's not a fucking king, I don't know why articles are written like this. It's his own bizarre personal belief. If he becomes president it's not like he can just create a nationwide ban on sex toys.
