What would /pol/ do?
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This creature comes up to you, takes your MAGA hat, and steps on it, all while shouting "REFUGEES WELCOME"
What do you do?
>>70871903
Deepthroat his cock. Hehe the fatfuck isn't gonna expect that
>>70871903
pull his hair
>>70871903
FUCKING
>>70871903
Cut his stomach and let all the air out
>>70872195
WHITE
>>70871903
Tell him he's a white whale
>>70872223
MALE
>>70872090
RARE FLAG
>>70872090
HOLY SHIT US MINOR ISLANDS
RARE
>>70872153
>>70872195
>>70872223
>>70872249
pretty sad m8
>>70872234
>white whale
i cry everytiem
>>70871903
"Nice job retard but unlike you I have a job. Ill just buy another one, giving more money to the trump campaign.
>>70872090
Wow rare flag. added to folder
>>70872063
nigga u gay
>>70871903
press F
I'd say "Are you white?"
He would then say "Yes?"
I would say "Thank god, you scared me for a bit!"
>>70871903
He touched me? Well sir, thats assault and i have the right to defend myself.
I then punch him once. I only need one.
>>70871903
I would stuff his hair up his nostrils, fuck his crush, then light his dog on fire when he leasts expects it a couple years later.
That or just not make such a big deal over some man child trying to assert dominance when he obviously has problems opening up a box of cheez-its.
Pic chosen at random so who knows if related.
Run away from her immediately and hope her big strong arms can't reach me as she would surely wreck my shit.
>>70871903
I thank God he's not a 6'8" muscular black man. Then I proceed to walk away while giving him the dirtiest look of my life.
>>70871903
Your first mistake is letting such a hambeast prance up to you and snatch your hat
>>70872090
R A R E
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Headbutt him. Always wanted to do that and his head looks soft enough to where it wouldn't hurt me very much.
Then stomp on his crotch while he's on the ground and call him a faggot.
Probably a polite spit to the face
>>70872266
>>70872359
>>70872472
>>70875820
Fuck you guys.
>>70871903
I stand my ground because I live in Virginia. I feel threatened and in mortal danger. I get brazen and execute him like he's Trayvon. I will not be intimidated by the retard from the Goonies!!!!!!
>>70874728
I don't even like the Halo series but that is some pretty sweet artwork.
>>70871903
I would punch him, and watch as this boulder of lard in front of me rolls down the hill.
>>70871903
Punch him in the stomach nonstop so hard that the vibration of my punches goes into resonance and it tears him apart while I'm busy screaming "DIETS WELCOME"
>What do you do?
Do as Sean Bean does
