ITT: we appreciate the only good left in this shit hole cuck country
Red Deer reporting in.
Even if rato wins, Alberta will have officially taken over the United States of America.
Fucking tip top kek m8s
>>70867394
Woah, Nevada, the fuck happened to you?
Also Bestmonton here
Alberta is the only real province that has roads that take you to the northern part of it
>>70867394
saskatchewan is pretty fuckin based too m8
Alberta is a shit hole that's filled with dumb ass red necks who love their guns so much and their constant inbreeding with the family members. No wonder Alberta is the shittiest province of all.
CALGARY REPORTING IN!
>>70868331
>Alberta has no financial debt, with a 1.9% asset surplus over all net debt.[68]
>Alberta is also the single richest jurisdiction per capita on the planet.[69]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberta
Stay mad, cuck.
>Alberta is in the only good left in this country
>unemployment rate of the Maritimes
>ethnic demographics of Ontario
>NDP majority government
Ya, sure.
>>70867394
>Alberta
>NDP
>Good
kek
>>70868591
>unemployment rate of the Maritimes
Not even close.
>ethnic demographics of Ontario
>Canadian census: the most commonly reported ethnic origins among Albertans were: 885,825 English (27.2%); 679,705 German (20.9%); 667,405 Canadian (20.5%); 661,265 Scottish (20.3%); 539,160 Irish (16.6%); 388,210 French (11.9%); 332,180 Ukrainian (10.2%); 172,910 Dutch (5.3%); 170,935 Polish (5.2%)
>NDP
It was a protest vote, they haven't changed anything and they're gone in another 2 years anyway.
Sask is always welcome here, but no one likes a liar.
>Oil goes up, Weeee were so good
>Oil goes down, .......
Wew, so much intellect.
What a diverse economy.
Wew, we built this province. Sorry but the oil built it. If the fucking Albertans could have actually invested the money in different sectors so it would have been more diverse than it would have been based. Now it's just riding the oil. Doing nothing else.
It's worse than the Saudis. The Saudi's are actually investing in a shit ton of other stuff. They know where they stand and are trying to invest in different things.
>>70868750
>>70869171
>this triggered as fuck Ontariocuck
Go away nigger, this thread is for whites only.
>>70867394
>NDP Government
>thinks they are American
Why is Alberta so confused?
>>70869344
NDP was a protest vote, bud, your province unironically voted for le Weedman en masse.
Get fucked.
>>70869344
>Solid fucking blue
>>70869235
Not triggered just saying it as is.
>>70868939
Alberta's a great province, but it's not exactly the best it's even been right now, and it's certainly not the only place in Canada that's any good.
>>70869171
I've lived in a few provinces now and take it easy, they can't help sitting on a huge chunk of the western sedimentary basin. Sure a lot of southern Alberta is windswept badlands but they ranch that, also irrigate and grow some nice crops. They also have a bit of forestry and other mineral wealth up north. They have also installed a huge wind turbine farm. it has some kickass scenery, wild weather, big game hunting, day drives to the rockies and dino bones and shit. It's a wealthy province even without the oil.
Sure some an be ignorant or rough around the edges, but I would rather live with my red neck white brethren than poo or chink, or God forbid, the metro Toronto nigger.
Edmontonian here
Sask is ok, parts of bc are alright, Manitoba is injuns and everyone else is a lefty.
OP here have lived in both Alberta and BC i really hate how western canada gets put down from the liberal east. yes i know BC has a big liberal scene but its only in the Vancouver area. i truly believe we would be better off if we seperated at the western border of ontario and formed our own country leaving the cuck east to drown in refugees and cucks
>>70867964
REEEEE FUCK OFF BURGER SCUM.
>>70868546
Im sure if northern Ontario was oil sands our debt would be non existent as well
I wonder why, would it have anything to do with american oil companies sucking up that dirty sand.
I've lived in Calgary it was the cleanest city I ever lived in,and besides the odd drunk ass native approaching you for a dart the streets are pretty safe. Althought the whole northeast is muzzies and dope fiends.
not knocking it all but there's an obvious reason why.
>>70870399
What you've said about Alberta really means nothing. There all nothing in comparison to the oil. The scenery I will admit is great. There are a shit ton of poo's and chinks in Alberta. There all hard working people. Niggers I'd agree.
>>70868939
over 100% and what dumb fuck puts down"canadian" as ethnic origins?
you guys 20% indian?
>>70867394
Daily reminder that Alberta is NO LONGER RAT FREE
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>>70867394
Honestly everything east of Manitoba should just ditch Ontario and join up with us.
>>70872904
West of Manitoba
fuck me
>>70867858
Why the fuck are your traffic lights so fucked up, you hick? They stay amber for fucking centuries.
>>70872734
I think ya missed one
>>>>70872419
>>70873886
he is yours now
>>70869844
Manitobas prov election is next tuesday. Ndp are gonna get btfo by the pc party.
Pic related. Manitobas new lord and saviour.
fuck cuckberta
>>70874973
hello libtard
>>70874973
t. Pang xin
I can't believe that bitch Notley is doing everything she can to ruin the oil sands. I get that maybe it would be good to look into alternative energy, but when your province literally runs off oil, and its all in the shitter, now is not the time to try and do something stupid.
I heard somewhere that the suicide rate among oil sands workers was like 30% at some point last year.
>>70875026
>>70874997
>ndp majority government
TOP LEL
>>70872904
Kek BC is gooks, junkies and leftist hipster stoners like Portland/Seattle.
>>70875574
They'll hang themselves with the rope they've got. It makes sense that they did so well this time, but people will see how shit they are
>pretty jealous you guys have based Brad though
>>70869844
Why are northern areas of other provinces NDP?
Natives wanting gids-me-dats?
>>70867394
>oil prices rise
ALBERTA STRONK!!! INDEPENDENCE NOW!!!
>oil prices fall
HELP US CANADA!!!
nah, fuck off
>>70872419
He left in 1974, so we've still been rat free for almost 50 years.
>>70875838
yes , NDP got blown the fuck out here. Nobody wants that rat Cam Broten here, how do you know so much about Canadian-provincial politics? Are you from Canada?
>>70876107
I was raised in Calgary, in the UK for university. Was very disappointed with Notley/JUSTin, but that's the way it is I suppose. Conservatives won both times in my riding so I guess I kinda won there.
>>70875574
>absurd corruption scandal between our two conservative parties
>Albertans hate the liberal party with a passion
>Albertan party is so tiny and horribly organized they don't even have a clear platform
>Albertans vote for the 4th option
>NDP are so terrified of pissing Albertans off they barely even pass much legislation
Currently about 30% of Albertans support NDP so next election we're going straight back to Wildrose or PC. Current stats suggest a Wildrose minority which would be great.
>>70867394
>Alberta
>Not cucked
Maybe if you subtract the 2 big cities but really all provinces become uncucked when you remove the largest cities.
PEI is the best province. Sure it liberal but it's 97% white. Also even though it's liberal it still has a small hick town feel to it.
>>70875937
Yup. Indians want more money. Once again i live in manitoba and ndp have ruled for 17 years. They give the indians everything they want. Hell we have chiefs of reserves driving brand new f350s and big houses. While the rest sniff gas.
>>70876087
>oil prices rise
>we give jobs and hgue amounts of tax to the rest of the country
>booming economy, pretty much the strongest of any non-city-state region on the entire planet
>oil prices drop
>economy's still strong as fuarq
>wages are still much higher than the rest of Canada
>a few lay offs, nothing too bad
>already recovering
>gonna go back to booming in no time
K fucboi, crawl back to your welfare office, this is a thread for adults.
why does canada let in muslims who rape their women and children with open arms but us americans that want to make canada great again are denied?
>>70867394
25% of that state is visible minority lol
>>70876370
>Wildrose minority
I would love that. Probably more than a majority desu.
>Alberta Party
What even are they? I saw that they were a thing during the election, but I had no idea what they stood for.
>>70876615
Why don't you ask our lovely PM? He might even teach you a thing or two about tolerance anon :^)
>>70876645
About 1/3rd of Calgary and Edmonton are, and those are by far our most diverse areas.
Otherwise it's not too bad.
It's also worth noting that most of our minorities are natives (nothing we can do about them desu) and high output Asians, so it's not that big of a deal.
We have our 95% white rural areas and small towns anyway, so if that's what you want it's np as well.
>>70876702
>Why don't you ask our lovely PM? He might even teach you a thing or two about tolerance anon :^)
how he won't let us in?
like really i want to move to canada. its a beautiful country but its a pain to get canadian citizenship unless you prego an ego of a canadian women who right now are stuffing muslim dick in their vags by the dozen.
>>70876827
>white rural areas
Literally the same for all white countries, nothing to brag about
>>70876702
Their biggest weakness was being extremely shaky and unorganized and they didn't really have any clear plans for anything. They had fucking polls on their website to vote for policies that they should pursue top kek. I mean I voted for them because I hated the other options and was content tossing my vote to signal my disdain, but I can see why they didn't necessarily inspire much confidence in the voter base.
They kind of had tried for a "provincialist", Alberta-first vibe, but without clear policy it was pure thematics.
>>70876904
Really? I would have thought it would be easy. Are you skilled? Canada has a points system, I think you can even take a quiz online.
>>70877003
Yes but white rural Albertan areas are extra based.
T. guy who lives in a white rural area of Alberta. Might even marry a home schooled, creationist QT and have like 7 kids fairly soon if I'm lucky.
>>70877167
i did and unless you're an electrical engineer, a lawyer, or rich they won't take you in.
>>70867394
Alberta is literally the last REAL Canadian province. Also best music scene in the 80s, holy sheeeeeeeeeeeeeiiitt.
>>70876904
>>70877167
Yeah if you have a masters + work experience in Canada + speak great English I think you're almost automatically accepted.
>>70877285
>>70877346
Well, fuck me. My parents and I are immigrants (from UK), and they didn't even have bachelors. That was in 2003 to be fair.
>>70877164
Maybe in the next election they'll be a bit more serious?
>>70876513
>oil prices drop
>economy's still strong
that's not true and you know it. are all those brutal economic numbers fabricated by the anti-alberta lobby in ottawa?
lel
>>70867394
Alberta is a shithole.
>>70877260
Sounds cozy desu
>>70877340
All the provinces have white rural areas. Every city is fucked. And that includes Edmonton. Calgary not as much, but they have a Muslim mayor.
>>70877508
>brutal economic numbers
Post em.
We had a fair number of lay offs, but for the most part a few oil workers moved to less glamorous service jobs or moved onto EI and that's all that's really happened.
>>70876389
>PEI
LITERALLY NOTHING
NOTHING.
YOUR POPULATION IS THAT OF A LARGE TOWN.
YOUR ECONOMY IS BASED ENTIRELY AROUND JAPS AND POTATOES.
**YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO PAY TO LEAVE THE PROVINCE**
Southern Ontario here
We don't consider you part of the country, you're just there to produce our oil and grow crops.You're more of colony or vassal than an actual province, you're lucky you're closer to us than BC or we'd probably have cut you off already
What do your license plates say?
"Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba: Proudly bridging BC to Ontario" ?
>>70877488
its different if from outside the US.
helps that canada is under the sovereignty of the queen.
>>70877894
I hope you're enjoying your Dyke queen and debt fucboi.
>>70867394
How leftist is Vancouver?
Leduc-Nisku area reporting in.
Be back up in Alberta in a week or so.
Who the fuck is hiring this summer?
>>70877488
>Maybe in the next election they'll be a bit more serious?
Not likely. More likely PC and Wildrose will just sweep it.
>>70878018
very
>>70877894
>Southern Ontario
>be Albertan
>find oil
>mindlessly sell oil without planning for the future
>oil prices crash
>everyone goes broke
>w-we're the greatest
kek
>>70877709
march numbers
>>70877937
We are, it's nice to live in a province where our wealth and prosperity isn't dependent on the government. It would be hard for the government to fuck up the Ontario economy, your economy exists because of the government and oil. And they're both shit right now, so have fun with that.
>>70878244
This. I know a lot of people that have gone out west to the oil fields for work. It's always phrased as a comparison between the $$$ from oil work weighed against the fact that you have to move to Alberta
>>70878327
>>70878327
>dead middle of a supposedly horrible crash
>completely average unemployment compared to the rest of Canada
>Still have much higher GDP/capita and wages than any other province
B-but oil was a mistake! 'Bertans are sure getting it now.
Top keks.
>>70877260
Aaron?
>>70878670
No but I do know an Aaron who lives quite close to me.
>>70878427
I don't see why this province gets trashed on all the time.
Has mountains, badlands, prairies, rolling hills, pine forests, boreal forests etc.
Yes the winters turn it into an abominable wasteland, but so does the rest of Canada. Only other thing are fucking rednecks and oil patch bros.
I only see BC as better than Alberta, and maybe Ontario.
>>70875574
Funny that you chose to use that to identify yourself. You saskniggers are the worst drivers on this fucking planet, it's like you don't even know how city streets work. You drive like Canadians shitpost. It's like you enjoy getting honked at and flipped off.
Literally any time me or anybody I know spots a Sask license plate, we cringe.
>>70876389
This. If not for Toronto and Ottawa we would be our 1st world glory again
>>70878832
That's unfair dude, Hongcouver objectively has shittier drivers and Maritimers don't know what pedestrians are.
>>70867394
I used to live in Calgary. What's so great about Alberta other than the Rockies?
>>70877894
How are those daily nig and shitskin shootings, music to your ears Achmed?
>>70877806
>YOUR
I live in Montreal
Who the fuck cares what the economy is based around it's a cozy place with nice people (the way all Canada should be)
What is the difference between NDP and Conservatives. Also what do the liberals, Bloc Quebecois, and the Green party stand for?>>70878427
>>70868331
>guns
>bad
t. Buttmad Toronto nigger
Tell me, why do you try so hard to be like Californians?
>>70878127
So a Western Canada secession would be near impossible?
You probably could gain the support of the Chinese while you're at it.
>>70878609
oil isn't a mistake. the mistake is relying entirely on oil.
well... i guess you got a lot of beef too.
>>70879091
NDP: the party for edgetards who absolutely hates capitalism, whites, men and Christians. Generally the least popular party and are quite disliked by normies.
Liberals: Our supposed center-left party. Went full SJW retard mode with Trudeau. Most liked party in Canada and the the most successful throughout our history.
PC: Our "conservative" party. Really they've drifted to be basically moderate centrists with no actual desire to reduce immirgation or the size of government or enforce Christian morality.
Bloc Quebecois: Blackmail the government into giving Quebec more handouts by threatening separation. Complete joke of a party.
Green: Another joke of a party. Think of some university campus vegan pacifists who want open borders. That's the green party. They somehow got a seat last election in an area on Vancouver island that has historically voted Conservative. God knows how that happened.
>>70878786
>I don't see why this province gets trashed on all the time.
It doesn't. Nobody here cares, there's not even a friendly rivarly - the only thing close to rivalry in real life would be Ontario v Quebec and even that's tame to anyone not sitting on their borders.
You see a lot of angry Canadian posters on /pol/ hating the country and other provinces because memes have started to blend into their actual thought processes.
Seriously, every thread, it's hilarious how much some of these people despise their own country and people. I don't know where these people actually are in real life, maybe only in rural provinces?
Also
>Natural Beauty of the province
Everywhere is beautiful when untouched by humans, nowhere does pristine nature look bad.
>>70879089
>Handout province.
Come back to the discussion when your province contributes.
>>70879394
But that wasn't a mistake. As a natural resource the value of the industry naturally fluctuates a lot, it benefited us immensely (understatement) while oil was rising and now during a crash we're still much better off than the other provinces.
I don't have much beef, but it kind of pisses me off that people are using this as a chance to shit on our primary industry while ignoring the fact that we're still doing pretty fucking good, and we're probably even better off now mid-crash than we would be had we taken drastic measures to limit oil extraction before.
>>70879545
So Bloc Quebecois is like a scottish nationalist party then.
The Liberals I knew were bad but at least your conservative party seems like the best option. Do you have anybody like Donald Trump in your country?
>>70879741
Yup and he might even run next election cycle. Unfortunately I think our country is way too cuck'd to ever elect someone like him.
Any Alberta bros in the Cold Lake region?
>>70879854
Thats what they said about america and look where Trump is now. Albeit he is fighting literally everyone here. I hope Oleary does great.
Btw does your green party MP cause much shit?
>>70879714
I honestly don't give fuck. Fuck Canada and ESPECIALLY FUCK QUEBEC. It's like a literal separate country.
I don't even like identifying with this shit piece of land.
>>70867394
Nice try Alberta. You're just as cucked as the rest of them. Trudeau is the worst choice and yet he was the only quasi-good candidate.
sad to say, but you're hopeless.
>>70879993
You need to get over that mentality and realize they are facing the same issues you are.
Immigration affects them as much as you.
This is where the National Socialists fucked up, they should have realized Bolshevism affects all of Europe.
>>70880121
>""""""Quasi-Good""""""
Americo, please leave our irrelevant country with your wrong opinion
>>70880213
What m8?
Fuck all of Canada I'm moving to America I dislike this country but have had a deep seeded hatred for Quebec since I was a little kid.
>>70879993
calm down eh
>It's like a literal separate country.
no.
>>70879854
The right wing in the country has been waiting for a candidate who has a pair of balls for a long time now. He will have a good support base, and we have multiple parties so he doesn't need as many votes to gain power as trump does.
Alberta's as good as it is because the newfies who aren't deadbeat poverty welfare slaves moved to Alberta to work in the oil industry after codfishing was abolished. This is why people were calling the rapidly developing places in Alberta a few decades ago "new newfoundland", because there was an influx of hardworking newfies moving out west, particularly to Alberta. Before Fort McMurray became New Pakistan it was New Newfoundland.
>>70879949
>Btw does your green party MP cause much shit?
she's just a big meme, she's not popular or powerful enough to actually cause problems.
Provincial NDP organizer here. AMA. We're not as bad as you might think.
>>70880370
Well, you will find work here.
Funny related story
>Picking up a patient in a hospital returning to a nursing facility
>Nurse is a qt3.14
>Strike up a conversation after getting my report, she says she is Canadian
>Talking to her about Canada, she says there is literally no nursing jobs there and many nurses are being laid off
>Wanted to launch into socialized healthcare but could see how strained her face was while discussing it
>>70880370
Dude, moving won't change your suck level. I mean, if your life was sucky and you didn't enjoy living in CANADA, you're gonna get BTFO anywhere else. Canada is like, easymode for living a good life and growing up well adjusted.
If you couldn't make it here, you're a mess and hating on Canada isn't going to fix it. Fix your head first
>>70880222
Well considering your our little sister that would imply your political blunder trickles to us.
Back to hockey Pierre
there's natives in Alberta
>>70880475
GET FUCKED.
Your party literally opted to boot Tommy the Commie because he isn't left enough then topped it off with the Leap Manifesto.
-Fucked Ontario with Rae.
-Currently fucking Manitoba, rescinding balance books legislation when they couldn't balance the books.
-The only reason Sask wasn't completely fucked was because the population kept moving to Alberta.
-Fucked Nova Scotia so hard it was the only government in it's history to only last 1 term.
-Now Alberta.
Like seriously, your party is the political equivalent of a home wrecker.
>>70880385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPWwTcY-knw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc0O1-QAvr0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o84mHUT5k08
It's like Chicago....but French, and a bit of English, how do English niggers even end up here? How do niggers end up here?? Yea not like Canada at all.
So besides niggers, the people here are by far the meanest and rudest people in North America (I've been to Jew York), and this is supposedly in a country that is known for being friendly
Many awesome things we don't have here like: Swiss Chalet, Red Lobster, Applebee's ect because the names are English.
EVERYTHING is Quebec this and Quebec that, barely any Canadians flags anywhere, just Quebec ones.
There are no Canadian accents here so your ''eh'' joke doesn't apply to me
You can never enter any contests or promotions because they are always ''excluding Quebec'' because they like to have separate laws for that (I know it's not a big deal but it's these little things that count for me)
It's illegal for arcades to give the tickets you redeem for prizes therefore chucky cheese is illegal. This is why I've had a deep seeded hatred for Quebec since I was little. (Again little things)
I can go on and on
>>70880475
Fuck off shill.
This is no place for your jewery
>>70880569
I've talked to other users and I've been given similar information.
>>70880684
>easy mode for living the good life
I live in Quebec and don't speak French.
>>70880569
I can't stress how wrong that girl was
http://careersinnursing.ca/new-grads-and-job-seekers/find-nursing-job/nursing-job-market
My dad is an RN, my mom is a nurse, my cousin is a nurse, and I'm studying in a university so know the nursing students. Canada has a shortage of nurses, registered nurses are paid very well here for that reason. I'm not shitting you, outside my window I can see the bus stop public service announcement from Ontario Nurses foundation saying "More patients, less Registered Nurses, it doesn't add up". The population is aging here (And everywhere) with the baby-boom, nursing jobs are fucking SKYROCKETING. Not suddenly, it's been a steady growth and now we have a shortage of them.
So that qt3.14 was putting her job applications in mailboxes or papershredders, or just wasn't qualified to hold a nursing position in Canada (and the bar is really fucking low).
If anything, the socialized healthcare is only causing a problem for the opposite end of the spectrum where doctor salaries are capped so we face a shortage as doctoring is more lucrative in the US. But not nurses man, the job market for nurses here is an open door and a red mat
>>70881044
In case you don't really know how Canadian political parties function, the federal NDP and the various provincial NDPs are not bound by the same policies and only share some organizational elements.
The Leap Manifesto would be terrifying if it weren't so ludicrous, and Premier Notley has come out strong over the last week in opposing it. Even if the federal party were to pass it, she is not bound by it and it would likely lead to the provincial wing splitting further from the feds.
Another anon summed it up fairly accurately earlier: The provincial party's strategy is to reinforce the oil sands and lobby hard for a pipeline to tidewater, but not to use the same conservative strategy of trying to shout over other province's. Notley's strategy of shifting away from coal and towards renewable energy while putting an emissions cap on the oil sands - negotiated with the largest oil sands companies - is brilliant, because it removes the same excuse BC and Quebec have been using for years to block our pipelines. At the same time, it makes the economy more resilient to boom and bust cycles - the oil industry is very dependent on upstream employers like petroleum services companies, and THOSE are where the job losses are when prices drop. By investing in renewable energy, the NDP government is creating an alternative for industrial employment when oil is low.
Fort McMoney here, AMA.
>>70881493
Well shit, I am only repeating the story she gave me.
>>70881679
>genius
Controlled markets aren't genius, they're inferior to the free market every single time.
>>70881679
i.e. Premier Blakeney went full tilt on uranium mining in the 80s, while the federal NDP was pushing a nuclear ban. He told them to stuff it, rightly so, and helped build one of Sask's biggest industries.
*Fort McMurray resident
>>70881825
You mean the free market that slaughtered oil prices and put thousands of Albertans out of work?
Yes, I'm sure doing nothing and watching the recession deepen would be a wonderful idea and help reduce unemployment.
>>70882016
>>70878609
>don't mine natural ressources
>have perpetual shit economy
>mine natural ressources
>have a perpetually better economy that sometimes crashes, but always stays stronger than it would be otherwise
I wish environmentalists would gas themselves.
>>70877285
Our electrical engineer population is aging...
>>70881679
>In case you don't really know how Canadian political parties function, the federal NDP and the various provincial NDPs are not bound by the same policies
I'm well aware of how it works. I used to work for a federal NDP critic in Ottawa. You tout that time and time again but the public knows that any party that says that is full of shit when they do.
>Premier Notley has come out strong over the last week in opposing it.
She doesn't have a fucking choice. Supporting it would lose any support she had left in Calgary and leave her with two camps left in the province: Provincial employees in Edmonton and Union loyalists. I mean we're not far from that reality, how do you fuck up so hard to drop to third place in the polls in under a year?
>Notley's strategy of shifting away from coal and towards renewable energy while putting an emissions cap on the oil sands - negotiated with the largest oil sands companies - is brilliant
No it's fucking R E T A R D E D. Do you pay your own utilities? Do you have a gas bill? All it's going to do is raise the cost of living, raise inflation because of operational costs to businesses, and kick the poor down at a time when they need it the least. Nothing new for the NDP though.
>By investing in renewable energy, the NDP govern
Renewables are a scam. Make work projects wont fix the economy, neither will raising operational costs for businesses, raising taxes, and taking orders from (((Klein))).
>>70882253
I don't disagree with you on either of those two theses.
Ideally, if the current government's plans pan out, we'll be diversified enough as an economy to no longer be resource dependent, but still be able to reap the benefits of oil when it IS booming.
>>70880475
Do you believe the holocaust happened?
>>70882515
Iuno I read through the carbon tax proposal and it looks like an exponential punishment base on output.
Also Notley says she wants a 0 emission economy by 2030 or some shit? Maybe even sooner. I don't think that is compatible with what you just said.
>>70881068
I've been to Quebec many times you silly goose. You're over-blowing the demographic difference because you're taking memes seriously, there's fewer black people in Quebec than in Ontario, and even here in Ontario it's a stupidly small % all concentrated in urban areas or suburbs.
I don't see how posting videos of street fights is...relevant. Street fights happen everywhere, it's like the one universal constant crime alongside marijuana. And comparing ANYWHERE in Canada to Chiraq? You've lost your nut
> the people here are by far the meanest and rudest people in North America (I've been to Jew York)
Sounds like that's the only place you've been. Travel a bit more, and maybe off the beaten track. If people in Quebec are the biggest dicks, you haven't shaken hands with the real deal dick wranglers of the world.
As for the rest of your points, yeah the french thing is bullshit and the the province has stupidly arbitrary laws. But I don't see any reason to hate growing up there based on the province itself, every complaint you've had is about 1/10 of the way to actually being considered problematic to your life in any capacity.
The problem isn't where you live. I'm not ripping on you, you just need to stop acting like your life has been shitty because of anything other than you.
I know this is true, because
>>70881312
>I live in Quebec and don't speak French.
You grew up somewhere that 80% of people do not speak French, and your autistic ass went all these years not even trying to pick up the language.
Everyone in Canada learns basic french in gradeschool. I hated it. I forgot it as soon as I stopped the class. But how do you go YEARS living in an area where 80% of people speak french at 100% of things are written in French, and not learn it?
You're at fault here. Check yourself fo you wreck yourself
>>70882515
Yes this is what every eco tard says, but the reality is when you stick your grubby socialist hands into economic planning, you shit things up and kill economic efficiency, and when you implement environmental regulations you'll hurt the economy every time. The price of energy is too damn important to mess around with. Doing so when there's no actual good reason to do so is just fucking retarded.
Isn't Canada's leader a fucking dingus?
>>70882473
If you used to work for a federal NDP critic, I would assume you'd have a better grasp of policy than resorting to ad-hominems like "renewables are a scam". According to your assumption that make work projects won't fix the economy, Klein's rampant oil sands development should have failed (whether it succeeded or not is questionable given where we are today). And don't fall back to 'muh free market' - the reason there is consensus WITHIN the oil industry that the Premier's renewable energy plan is solid policy is precisely because it is the way the market is turning. By orienting Alberta to what will be a booming sector of the economy while still maintaining oil production, we're covering our province's bases the next time oil collapses.
Tax rates on businesses and individuals are also significantly lower now than they were under Premier Klein, and rightfully so - the 5% he charged on small business taxes was outrageous, especially given how much money he took out of the economy through austerity.
Do you know how a carbon tax even works??? There is wide consensus amongst economists that it's an ideal tax framework, as its driven by consumption. The one being implemented in AB is revenue neutral, in that if you are using a below average amount of carbon, you will actually be receiving money BACK, rather than paying in to it.
>>70879231
>gain the support of the Chinese
We're trying to eliminate the chinks, not befriend them.
>>70883036
Isn't your leader a fucking dingo?
>>70882717
Notley's targets for 2030 is 30% renewables. Couple of sources:
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/alberta-climate-change-newser-1.3330153
http://www.pv-magazine.com/news/details/beitrag/alberta-sets-30-renewable-energy-goal-by-2030_100022098/#axzz45lEro9ao
Where you might be mixing messages is that the government plans to have zero emissions from coal by 2030. 12 of our 18 plants were already slated to close by 2030 under federal regulation - she just sped up the timetable a little on the remaining six.
>>70883369
To compare, Scotland is another oil-producing jursidiction with a similar population to Alberta. They're currently producing approx 50% renewable energy, if I recall correctly.
>>70880684
>well adjusted
The seething masses setting up their country for future disaster and generally paving a way through their life to a unsatisyfing end is NOT "well adjusted".
>>70867394
Losers. Voting NDP is like the Americans voting for Bernie.
And I bet you love feeling the Bern for another 3 years.
>>70878975
few WOPs
>>70883667
This is what I meant, you fell for the memes. When you see shit on /pol/ it always seems like it's happening and the world is collapsing. Shut it down for a week and align yourself with the actual reality around you - it's not even that bad.
I mean, look at Europe. And we've got a whole fucking ocean separating us from that disaster! Blessed are we
poor alberta literally the only province that works
singlehandedly pays for the rest of the countries welfare
>>70883369
Do you understand why Alberta has the highest GDP of all provinces? Do you think that will still be the case after restricting this industry? Do you think a massive decrease in Alberta's GDP will be a good thing? Do you think less money = more money?
GDP stats:
http://www.statcan.gc.ca/tables-tableaux/sum-som/l01/cst01/econ15-eng.htm
ALBERTA'S SUCCESS DEPENDS ON THE DEMAND FOR THEIR PRODUCT!
IF THE DEMAND GOES DOWN THEY WON'T SELL AS MUCH!
LET'S STOP SELLING THE PRODUCT THEN!!!!
>WE MIGHT DIE! BETTER KILL OURSELVES TO PREVENT THIS!
>>70879940
Lac la biche reporting
I'm pretty good in English, I have master's degree in forestry. Do I have the slightest chance to buy some land and move to Alberta? I'm a passionate fan of hockey and I like guns and hunting if that means shit.
>>70883921
No one, certainly not the Premier, is arguing for a restriction of this industry. I think making sure that Alberta has a more diverse and resilient economy will help our province make more money and maintain it's high GDP the next time oil crashes, or when it stops becoming profitable due to market forces.
Do you not realize that one province solely relying on the same industry is bound to be harmed when that industry stops being profitable? If we want to maintain those things that make Alberta great, it is crucial that we plan for the future while investing in oil now.
>>70883890
>Find oil in Alberta
>Firms from outside Alberta extract it
>Almost 50% of the Alberta oil is foreign owned
>Oil fields employ thousands and thousands of people from outside Alberta, who leave when their contract is done
>Durrr we work hard
Shut uppppppp mayne. Non-Albertans are exploiting the oil boom and then clearing out, the oil rights belongs to Canada so you guys are lucky enough to be the ones that collect the tax for the rest of us. You don't make the wealth and make transfers to us, the wealth is the mineral rights and you just happen to be sitting on top of them so it's your provincial government that taxes them.
When the oil industry is done, what the fuck is Alberta going to do? The world is dotted with dead towns being reclaimed because the mineral extraction in the area shut down, and the rest of Canadians know you'll be yelling "muh jobs!" as if anyone couldn't see from a century away that your economy is just an oil boom.
>elect commie bastard NDP
>they go full "muh environment"
>eastern canada still doesnt let alberta build its pipelines
literally time to separate boys. Alberta, Sask and BC need to leave this sinking ship now.
Manitoba liberal voting cucks can stay.
I go up to the oil sands all the time as a contractor and it's nothing but a bunch of fucking newfies. Alberta sucks.
>>70884160
As long as you have ties to ISIS then yeah Justin will welcome you on a red carpet.
>>70884435
These are exactly the type of problems the NDP are tackling right now hahaha
>>70884160
Everybody here hunts and everyone here has guns
It's gods land
The provincial government maintains excellent dirtbiking/atv trails for us
It's god land
>>70867942
>said Hameed as the call to prayer rang out in the distance
Mashallah my brother, Allahs peace shall reign supreme over the infidels, and America will become an Islamic caliphate, just like Canada
May Allah bless your soul
>>70867394
I liked your town in the latest Gundam series. Don't know how it would be the capitol of Canada and Russia.
>>70884402
>No one, certainly not the Premier, is arguing for a restriction of this industry.
How much mental gymnastics do you have to do to convince yourself that that's true? Or are you just boldfaced lying?
This isn't economy diversification. This is forceful destruction of the industry, and it will be handed to "green" businessmen from Ontario.
>>70883890
See
>>70884482
Someone else's personal experience. It's not even mostly Albertan natives in the oil fields, it's people who came for the work and will leave when it's done. It's Canada's wealth, Albertans just somehow got the idea that they've done Canada a favour by existing in the vicinity.
Reminder that Alberta is 1/3 of the provinces whose shapes were decided by "fuck it just split it along the line on the map, nothing important there any-ways".
>>70882721
Agreed, there's more blacks in Ontario but they're scattered more evenly. In Quebec they're basically all in Montreal, the absolute shittiest city on earth.
I was implying it's the Chimpcongo of the north, not that it was AS bad (my bad if I made it sound that way). The niggers here sure like to pretend it's as hard as there (laughable).
The third video was not a street fight but an entire nigger gangster film set in fucking Quebec of all fucking places, despicable.
>Only place I've been
I found the people of Norway to be on the same level of coldness and rudeness. I've taken a greyhound from Montreal to Vancouver, so I got a pretty good feel of the country and have been to and done research on many different states.
Here's a guy who has been all over the place all over North America and says and I quote ''If you're an American who doesn't speak French, the least friendly place in North America is the Canadian province of Quebec''
Perhaps it's because I don't speak French.
I have never felt more welcome to a place than I have in America.
>But I don't see any reason to hate growing up there based on the province itself, every complaint you've had is about 1/10 of the way to actually being considered problematic to your life in any capacity.
I'm not going to 100% disagree with you on this, it's just for me personally, the things I enjoy are MUCH MUCH harder to enjoy here, but I understand the vast majority of other are not like me. This doesn't stop the fact that these things add to the differences between Quebec and Canada, no matter how little they are.
>Acting like my life is shitty
It is shitty, the only reason I try to better myself in life is knowing there's a life outside of this godforsaken province, country, whatever the fuck it is.
>Not learning French
Why should I learn it? I understand that knowing multiple languages is a plus but my entire teenage years had just been a build up to me moving to America, cont.
>>70884569
How does hunting work there licence-wise? Do you have hunting groups with private forest-owners like we have here or is the land owned and regulated mostly by government/province?
>>70878786
It's jealousy, m8. I'm completely serious.
Alberta makes a lot of money and gets a lot of attention from politicians because of it, therefore drawing the eyre of all the other provinces.
>>70885063
HAHAHAHA
You just went full fucking SJW.
So are you saying everyone else is entitled to the gibsmedats?
Ungrateful little shit
>>70882721
I'd rather learn Spanish, much more useful there. French is utterly useless to me.
Anyways fuck you faggot and FUCK Quebec you have literally no fucking clue where I'm coming from and thus have no clue what you're talking about, you sound like some cucknadian America hater ''hurr durr Canada's so fucking awesome, dual languages WOOT WOOT''
I'd hate to abandon an argument like this but I gotta take off so save yourself the trouble of replying with another 80th testament. CYA :^)
>>70881713
I was born and raised there breh. Moved to Central a few years back. How's the Somali infestation going?
>>70882721
And here's a link to that guy who went all over North America, forgot to link it
inb4 citation needed
http://www.delsjourney.com/close-ups/us/best_worst/best_and_worst_states.htm
Psst. look under: least friendly
>>70883478
And their economy is """""stable""""" but doesn't make nearly as much money as Alberta.
>>70884160
There's a good chance, man. We're always looking for more workers.
Even with the decline in oil Alberta's gdp per capita will still make it the richest province, and it will probably still be above $90k. Can't wait to go back home to Alberta. There's just something awesome about the province and the people that makes it the best place to live.
Easterners stay the fuck out btw.
>>70885871
>>70883478
LOL never checked this.
Scotland:
Population - 5.2 million
GDP - 216 billion
Alberta
Population - 4.1 million
GDP - 375 billion
Nice choice for somewhere we should inspire to
>>70871299
TFW stuck living in the north east
I'm escaping to fort mac soon though.
>>70867964
Honestly that's exactly what I was thinking.
Applied to 3 jobs today lads
Estimated chance of a call back: 0.02%
>>70887196
Work door to door. Get 350$ per sale and get free housing.
t. door to door salesmen
>>70868546
They have a 6 billion deficit since the ndp btfo gtfo. BC is the shit..former deadmontonian
>>70887631
Selling what?
>>70888334
Probably works for direct energy.
If he comes to my house i'm gonna kick the shit out of him.
>>70888334
big brother tier security systems and thermostats that report people's information to google. 9 hour days 5 days a week and a 12 hour day on saturday though so you're working very hard.
>>70888691
Vivint?
Edmontonfag. any others?
>>70888998
Yeah fight me at northgate bus terminal in 20 minutes
If only Alberta could annex BC and eliminate the liberal scum
>>70888838
Yep. We partnered with google and amazon now so we can get money selling our customers data to them and installing google's thermostats
>>70879107
It's all the liberals and faggots
>>70879611
Newfoundland here.
Well said. Everywhere I go, people are proud of being Canadian and aren't afraid to show it. Where these "Fuck Canada because...well because I saw someone say it on the Internet" dudes are I haven't a clue.
>>70888998
Here
>>70867394
FUCK YOU ALBERTA
>>70879545
Calling the most based party (BQ) a joke, what a faggot you are.
>>70884482
They want Newfies because despite the fact that the majority of the population here doesn't wanna work there are still a few of us "hardworking and super friendly" left. Then you'll hear Albertan's whine about us taking their jobs.
tfw no cowgirl gf
> Go to a place
> Don't speak the language
> Don't even bother trying to learn or use the language
> Surprised people are rude
Are all anglos this retarded?
>>70883849
Our economy is literally going to implode due to our stagnant birthrate. Even NASA agrees the next 100 years is unsustainable.
You ARE the meme.
>>70884143
Eyyyy. Grandma lives there. Is willie abagouch from the grocery still working there?
>>70888998
Millwoodistan here. Originally from Calgary.
