Do you open doors for women, /pol/?
Yes. And I regret it every time
If they're going through the same enterance at the same time I hold the door for everyone except niggers.
>going outside
I know you don't do this.
>>70866276
If I'm not dating them. Even on dates I hold doors open for other women, smile at them and sometimes grab their asses while my date watches me in awe as I shut the door on her face.
>>70866276
I hold the door open for everyone, I just love it when they're way too far from the door but after seeing you hold the door would hurry up their pace or run to appear not discourteous. I always get a good chuckle.
>>70866276
No,I slam the door in her face and then offer to pick up her dropped belongings.
>>70866276
im open my butthole for them
>>70866276
i didn't interact with a woman outside my family since college, that was about 5 years ago.
>>70866276
Ill hold a door for anyone if they are right behind me. It's the polite thing to do. My white privilege is doing polite things because i wasn't raised by baboons.
All girls smile and wave at me and people ask me for my girlfriend but I'm a depressed 24 virgin.
I have just asked a girl once lol
I hope shit hits the fan this year so I can have an excuse to fuck it all up.
>>70866776
>things that never happened
If you had trips I would have believed you but numbers never lie.
>>70866276
I open doors for all the people, if they are walking close to me.
>>70866693
Good man, except instead of just not holding the door for them, pretend you are holding it open for them then when they walk close enough slam it in their face and break their nose. Then laugh and run away before they chimpout.
>>70866693
This. Held the door for a fucking nigger walking with crutches in Santa Monica because he seemed genuinely in pain. He just walked out without even fucking thanking me... Next time saw him at the same place, I let the door come back crashing into his fucking face.
I hold the door until they're almost made it then let go.
i do it for male or females if they are right behind me, i won't stand there with the door open unless they are carrying an object.
>>70866276
If i reach the door first I tend to open it for most people. I will wait at a door to let the elderly through, same with anyone with a disability or mothers/fathers struggling with prams or a tribe of kids.
I do it for both men and women.
>>70866276
I open doors for everyone due to being a nice white person
>>70866276
Hell no, fuck those whores, they should be the ones to open doors for me
>>70867921
>>70868098
I used to do the same until I lost faith in humanity. Now I only open them for myself.
>Thanks /pol/
>>70867921
What are you, gay?
I sortve hold the door open sometimes, like I'll push open the door and slam it open long enough for the person behind me to go in.
>>70868344
It's 2016, sir.
>>70868329
I think it's also possible to be nice out of spite.
>>70866991
Im so sorry, Moroccans are slightly more liberal if thats the issue.
>>70866276
no! it is a patronizing form of rape.
>>70868995
its just me, i'm a shut in neet
>>70866276
If there are people behind me I'll hold it open.
>>70867039
This. White privilege is being raised to have fucking manners.
>>70866276
I had to take a test the other day and as I was leaving I saw a girl coming up stairs so I turned back and took 4 steps and held the door open while she carried on going up the stairs she looked back and our eyes met
I died
Will never open doors for females again
I open them for everyone, I have noticed that older women will thank you for holding the door open and most guys whereas younger girls will ignore it or even bitch at you.
>>70866276
Before /pol/: yes, errytime
After /pol/: FUCK NO, WHERE'S YOUR CHAD NOW, GODDAMN USELESS BIOCUNTS?
>>70866276
I hold the door open for anyone regardless of their race/sex/occupation
>watched a john wayne interview
>guy asks him about feminism
>says he misses the opening doors for women
>"Despite the ferocity of Wayne's views..."
The fuck is wrong with people senpai
I open the door for everyone except people with mobility scooters cause they are lazy cunts
>>70866776
Do you give 'em a good fingerblast on the way through as well? How many of them climax?
>>70866276
Yes... like this is seriously a fucking question?
I hold the door open for old people and families.
>>70872843
oh fuck off
I do it for everyone regardless of gender (although I tend to make more of an effort of it towards the elderly).
>>70866680
Fpbp
I act like I am, but then I slam the door on them as they walk out. I then laugh and run away
One time my cape got stuck in the door though, now that was embarrassing.
>>70866276
I open doors for everyone but when i see a minority coming, i walk in. ayyyy lmao
>>70871165
This is also why I only fuck MILFs and cougars. They're just generally better people
It help that I have a massive milf fetish
Don't hold the door open for fat people and women that are obviously feminists (blue hair, problem glasses, pale skin etc.).
>>70872909
Is that a problem?
>>70866276
I open doors for a everybody but I'm always slightly annoyed when women walk through.
>>70873350
/thread
>>70873340
Yes. I'm alerting the conductor right now.
>>70866276
I open the door for everyone. Even people I hate with a burning passion like Asians and Muslims.
>>70873340
my wife says her son doesn't approve
>>70873350
>hold the door open for a woman
>she doesn't even look at or acknowledge me
>with friend at college
>open door for girl
>say "after you madam" in a joking manner
>gives me nasty look
>>70873553
>go through another door immediately after
>she slips through it without even looking back even though you just let her in
>>70873665
Women who went to/are going to college should be avoided at all costs.
>>70866276
I open the door if there's someone moving at an acceptable rate behind me so I don't stand there in the door like a dumb motherfucker. Exceptions made for the elderly and those that are carrying items. I don't expect anyone to do the same for me.
Noblesse oblige you scrawny motherfuckers.
>>70873553
>needing instant gratification
Why not just be happy with doing something nice? Immigrants and millennial are always giving me the cold shoulder when I open the door but I still do it. Old people are always surprised and thank me because they think that good manners are dead. Really it's because millennials and immigrants are mostly rude shitheads.
>>70866276
I do indeed. I try to unironically and unsarcastically be a gentleman. I am always amazed when some hardcore feminist hates this simple courtesy. It reveals a terrible insecurity on their part. When I show manners and courtesy I'm judging the person who I'm displaying those manners toward. I'm good enough to be a gentleman...are they good enough to return that courtesy and say, "Thank you."
I even open doors for other men if they're less than ten steps behind me and moving fast.
>>70873817
yeah breed with a redneck that works at Wal-Mart
>>70873541
>my wife's son
>son
Augh! How dare you force a gender on xer like that!
>>70874024
If you were born after 1985, you're a millenial.
>>70874024
Dude its Canada, we all hold the door open for people. Fuck i shoulder check going in and out of storefronts in public.
I live in an apartment and there is a security door to the lobby that needs to be opened by a magnetic key and so I usually open the door and open it for girls. Don't see too many guys living in my apartment. Thing is I always have my headphones on so when they say something, I never hear them. Also when I am in the elevator, since I live at the top floor and I come down, sometimes there is a girl who enters the elevator with me and they always mouth something to me - I am assuming hi and smile but I never say anything and just look down.
I am become a dumbass, the destroyer of my own happiness.
;__;
>>70874246
I was born in 89 so I guess that makes me one too. Most college kids don't have any manners.
>>70866276
I open the door for anyone if they aren't far behind me.
>>70874358
people that constantly have their headphones on in public are idiots
nigger tier stupidity
Always, it is how I met my girlfriend. Opened the door for her she hurried past me to walk the stairs then opened the next door and hurried through but came back to open it for me once she realized I was still behind her, said she didn't have to do that if she was in a rush, then we started to talk... there is hope for us all Pol
>>70874691
Is she cute? I bet she's cute
>>70866276
I hold open the door for anyone if they are close to the being at the door.
50% of the time I get a smile and thank you. Rest of the time they fucking scowl at me or just walk by like I'm invisible.
This fucking cunt just last week I held the door cause she had a kid and a cart and she just looked at me like garbage. I let the door close on her cart.
>>70866680
/thread
>>70866276
I open doors for anyone who is within 6-12 feet behind me.
>>70874691
I'm glad that happened anon.
It's just sad that you're going to get cucked and don't even know it
>>70866991
It's not the most common thing of the day but they are plenty of women walking the streets a lot of time without Hijab
>>70874691
>there is hope for us all Pol
There is not, and go back to plebbit.
>>70866276
Yes, i also open doors for men too.
Its called being considerate.
>tfw girls open the door for me
Seattle so progressive
>>70875130
Nah, I am too rigid and strict with her.
>>70875206
I know I lied there is no hope for you, just drop the toaster in the tub already pussy.
>>70875503
>that pic
College, not even once. I'm in Bellingham and went to Western before I dropped out after a year. What a cultural marxist indoctrination center that place is.
Good to see a fellow Washingtonbro on here
>women
>>70875547
>Nah, I am too rigid and strict with her.
Lel
You're going to get your heart broken, man. You've been warned.
>open door
>let go right in their face
Ali Baba and the 40 keks everytime
>>70875751
Maybe, but if that is the case, I know I am the one dating down.
>>70866276
what, do you think I'm some sort of a cuck? do you prep the bull too?
>>70866276
no im not autistic
>>70866276
Slide thread.
>>70875887
Just don't have kids with her so she can leech off you for the rest of your life. And DEFINITELY don't get married.
>>70866276
Of course. What kind of untermensch wouldn't?
>>70866276
If im first I'll hold doors for anybody
>>70866276
Yes because I am a man and I am polite, I also hold the door open for other men because it is the polite thing to do, if you expect anything out of it is when you're fucked in the head
>>70876156
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they have fucking arms dont they?
same shit with people asking me for food, nigger, the fridge is right there, fucking get it
shit
>>70876156
This, it's common courtesy and usually people return the favor.
>>70876321
you stole this from an australian earlier today, fuck you leaf
>>70876156
/thread*
*My only exception are women who dress like degenerates in public. If they don't have enough common decency and self respect, then why should I for them? They can get their own door.
Yeah, most people do it here, myself included. We're pretty chill.
>>70866929
Underrated
>>70866276
i open doors for people who give me a good vibe.
>>70866276
if it's someone older, yes.
if it's a qt, maybe, if I'm in a good mood.
>>70866276
depends, is she a nobody or just a friend? I dont go out of my way to do it. do I have a chance with her? yes
