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Children stories written for blacks in the 1880s. So I posted in a thread on Monday that I work at a uni library in archives. I stumbled upon this book at work. I have pics of the first 15 chapters I can dump. Its pure gold.
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I'm listening.
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>>70856280
What fucking language is this in?
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>>70856280

Holy shit that's awesome

Have some Enid Blyton and the there gollywogs
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Ebonics
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>>70856709
High Ebonics
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I actually can't read this.
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>>70856756
>Gollie, Woggie, and Nigger
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>>70856922
>cultural relativists literally believe there is no objective difference in the quality literature
>radical educators literally believe schools should include shit like this instead of "DEAD WHITE MEN"
>liberals literally believe Tyrone shouldn't be discriminated against because he talks like this
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Holy shit
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Pls go to /int/, /pol/ is english only
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Kind of shocked that ebonics were printed this far back
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Bump for interest
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Gizoogle should offer a translate service

http://www.gizoogle.net
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>>70856280
Was this correct English once upon a time ?
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This story is about a turkey buzzard who is caught out in the rain. He feels sorry for himself. He says after the rain ends, he's gonna build a house to protect himself from the rain. Then the rain stops, and he dries off. After hes dries off he says eh, fuck it, who needs a house.
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>>70857064
No
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>>70856709
Middle Ebonics
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>>70856957
In their defense, english wasn't their mother tongue. But today there is no excuse for ebonics.
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>>70856324
>No, Budder, nuttne nebber bodder me.

Literally bix nood
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OP here, should I keep posting, I have like 20 more pages.
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i'm read in the voice of Tyrone lol
shhhheeeeit
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>>70857204
Might as well.
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Tyrone Tales. Nigga.
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>>70857204
yes dump it, lots of new words i've not come across, good for meme making

and thanks ;dd
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>>70856324
I can't do this /pol/
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>>70857121
interesting.

So at one point the negro was self aware?
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Holy shit. I guess I never thought about it. They've always talked like retards.
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I can't comprehend this at all. Blacks must be so intelligent that its too complicated for a yt to understand.
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Bumping because this gave me my first genuine laugh in days.
Thanks OP.
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>>70857670
This story is one of my favorites. Its about a turkey buzzard and a dead king crab and a fisherman.
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>>70856280
Jesus fuck you thought James Joyce was hard? Try reading nigger-speak
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I can't believe this even exists
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This was also written by the mayor of Savana right before shermans march to the sea. He was some old white guy who went to the georgia coast and wrote the stories he heard from rabid niggers in vernacular.
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>>70857180
what was? the slave trade ended well over a generation prior and and the slave populace goes back another two and a half centuries.
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6 moar
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I feel retarded reading this.
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>dog-eared pages
Fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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haz a bump massah
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>>70858781
Things really aren't that much different. I grew up in middle Georgia and this pretty accurate
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>>70857171
Kek, niggers had some ancient Ebonics.
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actual last one this time. I can get more of the book next time I work if there is a demand.
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>>70859063
fo wuddy bing da wing dun bo buddah ding nood bigs wugga booga nooga nud nud
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>>70859158
Please do.
History should be remembered.
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Thanks OP. That was interesting. /lit might like this too
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>>70856709
Dutch
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If I can understand this, can I put it on my resume?

>fluent in 19th century ebonics
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Other pages.
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>>70856709
Proto-Ebonics
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>>70856280
Thank you for sharing this, I just ordered a re-print for a gift. Holy shit nigger this is great.
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>>70856280
there is a complete pdf online here
https://archive.org/details/negromythsfromg00jonegoog
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I have access to a ton of old rare books. We have a book printed in 1472 as well on one of the original printing presses.
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>>70856957
This was written for uneducated black people by white people. Do you honestly think some ex-slave who didn't know a word of correct English had access to a publisher?
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>>70856776
>tar baby
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this shit is interesting
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>>70859706
noice. Wasn't sure if there was one. The book I have access to is one of the original prints
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>>70857204

Can you do weekly threads?

Maybe an interesting book pertaining to our interest a week?
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>>70860015
I could. I graduate in a couple weeks though, then no more archives.
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We have an oversized book that is just entitled "Adolf Hitler" and it has big and rare photos of him. We also have some old audio and pics of him around somewhere.
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>>70860205

Up to you man.

I just like threads like these.

Especially it would seem you have access to a good library.
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>>70860445
R A R E
A
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>I am cum
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>>70860445
Well now you have to post the rare Addy's anon
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This is no more gibberish than the kek senpai cuck drivel that litters this site.
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>>70856280
LITERALLY

>pic related

'The Novel'
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>>70859514
thank you anon, I dont know why but I laughed like minute straight to the idea of a somebody bringing that up during an interviev with a progressive liberal employer and the reaction of said employer not realy beeing able to decide if this is racism or a healthy dose of cultural enbrichment
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>>70859514

AHAHAHAHA

fucking kek
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>>70856756
>Golly, Woggie and Nigger
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>>70860910
Yes, but that's OUR gibberish
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>>70860748
I'll just take pics and dump them from the addy book. I'm not a huge hitler guy like some of /pol/ so Idk what constitutes rare, but theres probably one or two in there that are rare.
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>>70861323

Sounds good.

I like forward to seeing what you have.
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>>70856756
you destroyed my sides holy shit
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Reminds me of this:

https://archive.org/details/negroesinnegrola00helpiala
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>>70856756
>Golly, Woggie and Nigger
I nominate "woggie" as the new 'dindu'
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>>70856709
Banana-scrumper language
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>>70856280
My brain hurts by reading this
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>>70856756

Mein sides have left the atmosphere.
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>Golly, Woggie, and Nigger
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>>70856957
Are you fucking retarded? Jesus, you racist pieces of shit really are fucking stupid. If you can't clearly see that this was written by an educated white person, you are a fucking moron. It was clearly written either for blacks, or for white people so they could read something that they think is what blacks like.

Whoever wrote this did so in a way that was attempting to express the southern negro dialect. But honestly, it isn't much different from a southern redneck dialect. Do you really think all of those words were misspelled on accident? If that were the case, then they wouldn't be so consistent, i.e., the same words being misspelled the same way over and over again.

Also, aside from the spelling, which in fact isn't actually incorrect but rather is trying to express the tone of the southern tongue, the grammar is basically fine. Punctuation, spacing, indentations and paragraphs are all used appropriately. If some uneducated coon wrote this, don't you think it would be totally fucked up?

You have become so immersed in the SJW bullshit that you are seeing them everywhere and in relation to everything, and that is just sad. You need to take a break from /pol/ for a while, friend. Trust me. You don't want to spend too much time here. Although it is good to know your enemy and to be aware of all the bullshit that liberals are pulling nowadays, unless you are actively doing something to combat it, you are just going to become so frustrated that it makes you irrational.

And hey, sorry for being so hostile earlier. Once again, that's another byproduct of being here too much. I'm sure your a cool dude.
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This is pure fucking gold OP. I can't stop fucking loughing.
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If you've ever spent time with Cajuns, you know this dialect continues to live on... With white people
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>>70862062
Budder, ef you kin ketch me in me bed, me gree fuh fine you in bittle!
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>him fly ebry day
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>>70862062
Weak bait
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>>70861323
Dig this man; you can post one of these threads like once a week, but that doesn't mean you have to wait until it's time to post a thread to get the pics. Just take some time in the couple of weeks you have left to go around and take a shit ton of pics from any books you find that are /pol/ related.

This is actually a very cool thing. Although I am sure we could find digital copies online of many of these books, it's much better to have them posted as images here. This is, after all, an image board, and I feel that a lot of times that concept is lost, as most threads have very few images in them. You see threads with 179 replies and 10 images. Plus, it is nice to actually see them in their original format, complete with pictures, unique fonts and headers and so on. And finally, with them being posted here as images, we all get to read along together, to the same material at the same pace, and thus create dank new memes, which is really what 4chan is all about, after all.
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>>70862062
Woah there negro. You okay after typing all those words? Don't hurt yourself now, ya hear?
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>>70856756
>Golly, Woggie and Nigger
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I don't know why this is shocking to you children. You take the ability to read for granted because you're exposed to words from advertising the day you're born. Books back then were a luxury. Many dropped out of school in middle school if they went at all. Hard labor was rewarded; learning to read was about as necessary as learning to code in the 80's. People wrote down what they heard. If they met someone who never read the words they were speaking they wrote them down like this.

It's really no different than a white person trying to write Chinese based on hearing it alone and never seeing the script.

>ching-chong potato
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>>70862754
thanks bud. I'm going to work on friday too so I'll take some then as well.
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>>70856280
Is this modern swedish?
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>>70857121
Good summation. The first story explains the sleeping habits of Alligators through a whimsical tale. The alligator meets a cheeky rabbit, who asks if the Alligator ever encounters trouble in his life; the alligator says no, which prompts the rabbit to pull a devilish prank. The rabbit waits for the alligator to sleep, then he lights a huge fire in a circle around the alligator. The alligator, faced with his own impending doom, has to jump through the fire and quench the flames in the river. All the while, the rabbit is spouting some cheeky banter about how the alligator does INDEED encounter trouble in his life. The alligator thus and forevermore resolves to sleep close to the river from then on, and warns the rabbit that if he sees him again, he will ruthlessly murder him for his cruel pranking ways.
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>>70860910
it absolutely is.

we use some of our own words. those words are additions to the language. we use the language itself correctly.

this example of niggerdom demonstrates their inability to learn ANY language properly. they are not mentally capable of it, on the whole. a few are. but the average black person is as intelligent as the average white person with mental retardation.
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>>70862737
How is that bait? What did I say that wasn't true? And I even apologized for vituperating.

>>70862768
I hate this shit more than anything on 4chan. Being called reddit, shill, nigger or muslim just because someone doesn't agree with you. It isn't the name calling that bothers me. If that's all it was, I would be fine with that. No, it's the fact that people really believe that shit. Like your brain can not comprehend the fact that a white /pol/lack could write such a thing. All it does is further an "us vs. them" mentality in which you convince yourself that you are right and that everyone like you (i.e. every white, non-liberal /pol/ user) agrees with you. It makes you ignorant and undermines real debate and the free exchange of ideas, which is what /pol/ is supposed to be about.
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>>70862062
>Punctuation, spacing, indentations and paragraphs are all used appropriately

back then typesetting was an actual job, not something an author would do - which is why typsetting was much better.
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>>70863266
Lel. thanks bud. We should do a /pol/ translation of all the stories.
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>>70862836
>books back then were a luxury
Maybe, but they were a bit like the internet is today in those terms. Most people could read.
Most people knew how to read. Blacks didn't because there were laws past forbidding teaching slaves to read iirc, also because they were niggers
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>>70862836
>People wrote down what they heard.

Last time I checked Master didn't talk with a Bix Noodean drawl. This is the product of mentally deficient subhumans attempting to use the Queens English in place of guttural grunts, clicks and rape for communication purposes.
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dat sho wuz sum dum aligatur doh.!

Was a good story, would read it to children.
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My fucking sides.
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>>70863266
That's definitely a metaphor for something' but I can't quite pin down what it is...
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https://youtu.be/eGiqBUnzJEU
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>>70863392
If your arguments were well-thought out, we wouldn't think you were so uneducated.
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Okay everyone,a quick google search would have told you that the author was an educated white man.

>Charles Colcock Jones, Sr. (December 20, 1804 – March 16, 1863) was a Presbyterian clergyman, educator, missionary, and planter of Liberty County, Georgia.
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>>70856280
delete this
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I can't read this at all. Fucking niggers!
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>>70856701
This tale is a reimagining of the classic tortoise and the hare tale, in which the wise turtle beats the rabbit (a deer in this story) in a race, through perseverence and a keen awareness of the downfalls of hubris.
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>>70864061
Yeah, he was educated as I said earlier. However, he was writing down the stories he heard directly from the blacks of the area so that the stories could be read in a language that they would understand.
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>>70864061
It was also Charles Colcock Jones Jr. who wrote it, that is his father.
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>>70856324
looks german to me
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>>70859766
in my middle school language classes they actually taught us some old negro slave literature, including the one about a tar baby.

the black kids were cracking jokes about it and started calling each other tar babies. it was pretty funny
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>>70864166
The funny twist of the story is that the tortoise (cooter) had his friends all pose at the 5 mile markers, to make the deer think he had magically beat him to each post. Truly a cheeky devil, that cooter!
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Someone for the love of god vacaroo this

It'll be like someones reading me negro bedtime stories max comfy
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When one simply accepts that blacks are dumb as fuck does it not make you depressed as hell?


These shit people are going to be the majority in the next 100 years.

We may very well be living in the peak times right now, everything else is going to be pure shit going forward.
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>>70864555
This. The vocaroo could be the best ever made, along with the musical the autist wrote a few months ago.
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>>70864749
>we may very well be living in the peak times right now
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>>70856920
I can only read it if I do so aloud.
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>>70856709
Top ebonics
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>>70864290
Oh, yeah, your write. My bad. But I was pointing out his skin tone more than anything, so it's still relevant. But here is junior:

>Charles Colcock Jones Jr. (October 28, 1831 - July 19, 1893) was a Georgia politician, attorney, and author. He was the mayor of Savannah immediately prior to Sherman's March to the Sea.

Also, I noticed you had mentioned it, but it seemed that most of the people in this thread overlooked your post.
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>>70857121

I dare say sir, the author of these stories might have in fact been around many negroes during his days.
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>>70856465
>Buh Alligatur holler.
>Eh holler
>Eh holler
>nobody yeedy
>nobody come.

the birth of rap
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>tfw from the south
>tfw despite my fluent English I can read this perfectly
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Jar Jar is the key to all this.
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>Slaves unable to read and write
>Killed for attempting to read and write
>Author comes along to write down their retarded thoughts

I don't need any of this to justify my urge to exterminate their entire race, I hate niggers period.
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>>70858781

That's how black people feel every day you shitlord.
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This reminds me of the Anancy the spider books my parents had when they were kids.
They were all written in Jamaican patois rather than plain English.
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>>70856709
Middle negroid--Sambo dialect variation.
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>>70856280
I've got one of these. Slow train to arkansas or something
"collection of stories from Georgia Darkies"
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>>70856709
Jamaican
Can tell by the word "mek" and "pon"
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>>70856709
Classical-era Basketballian. Allow me to offer a translation of the first page:

"Brother" used in this story is typically written as "br'er" in stories such as this, with Br'er Rabbit being a character in early American folklore.
"Take their pleasure" is an outdated phrase meaning someone can basically do whatever they feel like doing at whatever pace they feel like doing it.

'THE REASON WHY BROTHER ALLIGATOR NEVER SLEEPS FAR FROM THE RIVERBANK'

One time Brother Rabbit met Brother Alligator, and he asked him: "Brother, you have a very unconcerned outlook on life. Don't you ever come upon trouble at times?" Brother Alligator simply answered, "No, brother, nothing ever bothers me. I don't know this thing you call trouble. I have plenty of things to eat, I can sleep when I want, and take my pleasure. What makes you think that trouble can get the better of me?" Brother Rabbit, being very clever, didn't say anything. He knew that Brother Alligator would come out of the river later to sun himself in the broomgrass field later that day. Laughing to himself, he began to make plans for a prank to pull on Brother Alligator.

The next day, when the sun was hot, Brother Alligator came out of the river. He had eaten so much fish and crab that he could scarcely crawl. Dragging himself-
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>>70856701
>Buh Cooter

my fuckin sides
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>>70865383
Do a translation.
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>>70864419
>Lena PebblePuss
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I don't get it, Africans read and write perfectly fine here in Norway. Why 'dey neber gottah writin no gud' in America? Look at somalibro here on /pol/ he can write English like any white American and it's not even his first language. How come your locals are not able to write proper English?
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>>70867610
Basically, inner city schools are neglected and lower quality due to systematic oppression by whites.
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>>70867610
Cuz day be Uncle Toms dat be sellin out. Budders mek ansah: me dunno why you tink we finna be lik whyte man?
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>>70867610
blacks from AMerica are a result of inbreeding in order to create more slaves without having to buy more overseas
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>>70867610
Killed for reading and writing.
Bred the buks for manual labor.
Used their children as gator bate.
General disdain for niggers in general.

Not the least bit apologetic either, they're inferior.
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>>70864794
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ewJZFSDqgh

sent;)
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>>70868566
What did I just listen to
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>>70866883
More please, I can't translate this coon-jibberish but I want to know what happens.
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>>70856324

Funny that 130 years later Buh is Bruh
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can someone translate this shit? i dont have the patience to sound-out all this autism
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>>70870338
Read the thread maybe? Seems ebonics might actually suit you better.
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>>70869323
I...I'm sorry
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>>70856324
wow truly a negro Ulysses
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>>70862062
>honestly, it isn't much different from a southern redneck dialect.

Please provide some examples. I've never heard white southern dialects that even come close to this shit.
Also, I've never heard of them publishing books where the actual prose is written in hillbilly or trying to argue that theirs is a legitimate language that should have equal legitimacy with standard English and be taught in schools.
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>>70857064
No. It is the result of slave niggers fresh from Africa learning English from slave niggers that learned it from other slave niggers over the course of hundreds of years.
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>>70857204
Does your library have an entire piccaninny collection? If so are there any that have illustrations nigger antics? Those never fail to amuse me.
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>>70873792
see >>70857180

they have no excuse now.
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>>70874121
I never excused those coons gibbering; I was merely explaining the source of their jibber-jabbering to our Mongol friend.
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>>70874457
that doesnt appear to be the source however as they talk like that any ways.

the true source is that their nigger brains cant perfectly emulate the english language regardless of how we attempt to teach it to them or they attempt to learn it.
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>>70874769
Wow, I didn't know I suddenly can't speak English

You'd give up trying to learn Twi after a week because "tones are too hard", cucklord

t. Black guy
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>>70874914
kys before I do it for you.
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>>70857491
What the fuck is wrong with your fingernails? Is that what inbred people has as nails? where the fleshy big is like a whole cm more prominent than the nail ever is?
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>>70868566
Sounds Chinese topkek
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>>70875023
Watch out guys, we're dealing with a badass over here
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>>70874769
https://youtu.be/2Q7apiYunEU

This should infuriate you Cleetus.
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>>70874914
>le all blacks are niggers meme
you fucked up nigger.
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>>70856324
>>70856465
>>70856280
Are we sure this wasn't written by an 1880s version of a progressive trying to educate the negroes in their own language?
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If anything this is proof that negros are getting smarter, I can actually understand modern Ebonics this other shit is wack
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LISTEN MAMY

THIS SHIT HERE BE RACIALIST
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>>70875219
AH HA

proof i was right

>>70865122
>>70864061

My suspicion is that the blacks basically never even read this book and this was just like a dumb 1880s "white intellectual" trying to basically do anthropology among blacks and write in their dialect so they could read it

I strongly suspect that most blacks in the 1880s south who actually could read at a modern 6th grade level or higher would have been able to read regular English a lot better than this white-man-mimicking-Ebonics bullshit, and the vast majority wouldn't have been able to read at all so it wouldn't have mattered either way
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>>70875623
>I strongly suspect that most blacks in the 1880s south who actually could read at a modern 6th grade level or higher would have been able to read regular English a lot better than this white-man-mimicking-Ebonics bullshit
The white man was trying to sell books that niggers could read.

what kind of a fucking business model would he have if he wrote it in a way they couldnt understand.

your theory is shit faggot.
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>>70856776
>Buh Rabbit, him too lazy an too scheemy fuh wuk fuh isself

Seems Brother Rabbit is a great role model for our Black friends.
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>>70875727
I'm fairly certain this book was created as a result of misguided late 19th century attempts by the white liberals and Christians of that time to "educate and uplift" blacks. Not out of profit motive. Look at the biography of the guy who wrote it: politician, author, son of a Presbytarian minister and educator. Exactly the profile of late 19th century progressives who tried to "Solve the negro question by education"

The blacks probably saw this and were like "da fug is diz shid"

Blacks may be dumb, but it takes a hubristic white liberal to make something this titanically stupid
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>>70856709
The Kangz English
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>>70875154
this is a serious case of cultural appropriation
and you didn't even put a trigger warning on it
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>>70856709
Egyptian
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>>70856709
Technically it's known as "Gullah"
It's an abomination of Accadian/Caribbean French and Olde English
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>>70864925
He does kinda make a point
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>>70856756
>Golly, Woggie, and Nigger
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>>70856756
>Golly, Woggie, and Nigger
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Who wrote this? Really?
Jar Jar made more sense...
Now I just want to hear Jar Jar Binks reading it
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>>70877357
>Now I just want to hear Jar Jar Binks reading it

My god Australia you have gone too far this time.
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>>70856280
How old is this particular copy? I have a small collection of antique books and holy shit I think I need this.
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>>70862062

This is how most blacks i the Southern US talked for a long period of time though. Modern movies with black actors who are educated (and sound it) color our perceptions in regards to this.Yes this is how blacks really spoke "back then", and how some of them wrote in an attempt to legitimize their local dialects.

Have a copy of the New Testament ("De Nyew Testament") in Gullah. Its no wonder Ebonics is a thing when you read this.

http://www.scriptureearth.org/data/gul/PDF/00-WNTgul-web.pdf
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>>70864419
>1JZ-GTE
Nice
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>>70856742
Ebonics. It's sad, really. We should have just put them out of their misery.
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>>70856280
Fuck off /pol/, as a black person I highly value all forms of AA literature. It's not like they were allowed to read or learn "white people English" so why laugh at their writing?
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>>70877939
>so why laugh
because it's funny?
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>>70856941
Faggot kike race-traitor.
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>>70876246
I am sorry for that but those people feel entitled to taking what they want from other cultures.
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>>70857064

God no, this is literally wogs speaking modern English incorrectly.
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>>70877995
Are you asking me if it's funny or are you a fucking woman? Fag.
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>>70856709
The language of the Pharaohs.
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>>70877789
>De Nyew Testament
This is great.
>And thus spoke the Lord:
>Atta dem man yeh wa de king say, dey
gone on, an dey see de same staa dat dey
beena see wen dey been back een de east.
Dey folla dat staa til dey git ta de place
weh de chile been, an den dat staa ain
gone no foda
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>>70878249
>okay "pharaoh" go clean the shit out of the sink in the women's restroom
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>>70876206
top kek
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holy shit.

truth be told. this is some real fucking oppression of equal education.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0HXLZoOdro
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>>70858832
Buh Rabbit say: "Me nebber did."

>dindu
>nuffin
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>>70878582

I learned about this, interestingly enough, while visiting an outdoor craft bazaar in Charleston SC that is held under a large roofed open air space that was used for slave auctions.
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>>70856941
woggies will wogg
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'common core' in a nutshell.
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>>70874100
I'll check
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>>70876206
Fucking underrated
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>>70856324
I can't handle this I'm drying already
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>>70875072
I play guitar so I have my nails short on my left hand as well as large calluses.

"...then he attacked me about my hands..."
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>>70858054
niggers can't speak nor think in proper English because they are niggers.
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>>70881456
ebonics = nigger no ebonics = nigger actor
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>>70867610
The author is just writing in a Southern black dialect. No one actually writes like this.
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>>70867610
>Africans read and write perfectly fine
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>>70872898
"Yall come ahere; I got sumpn a show yuh."
"What is that air thang you got air in yore han', Lela May?"
"That ain't none a yore dad-burned bidnis!"

"Where in creation did you git that-air todefrawg from?"

"Sally May has really got herself in a fix, now!"

That's my hawg a-wawkin over yonder."
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Well done, anon.

Also, for the love of god, please look for books in the
"Who's Who in World Jewry" series, and get them scanned and uploaded to archive.org.

You will be doing the world a huge favor.
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>>70877357
This would be the greatest thing ever. Australia you are truly the master shitposters. How can Canada even compete?
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>>70856957
>radical educators literally believe schools should include shit like this instead of "DEAD WHITE MEN"

This is a fuckload more entertaining than Ivanhoe.
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I know a lot of you are at universities around the globe. Universities are some of the better resources for finding old books like these. I guarantee 90% of your schools have a special collections and archives section. I'd try searching on your library website. I just work there cause I basically do nothing and get paid.
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>>70882343
>Who's Who in World Jewry
When were these written? We have stuff by that name from '55,'65,'72,'78, and '87.
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>>70857014
We read this story in Elementary school. I wouldn't have even thought it was racist. It was just a kids book
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>>70883397
Yes, those are all part of the same series.
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>>70863266
The way you tell it, that story is funny as shit.
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>>70883952
>Who's Who in World Jewry
Shit man, I'm sorry. Its some gay request for a loan from another uni or some bullshit.
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>>70856280
This kind of reminds me of "Invisible Man" and how dense of a read that was for me to get through.
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>>70881258
SACUE
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>>70878249
>that pic
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we wuzzz kangggsssss
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>>70856813
RAREFLAG
A
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A
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>>70888974
wut
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>>70889513
Get 4chanx and filter all australian flags.

There are no /pol/acks from australia, only goverment hired shitposters.
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>>70857061
Oh yeah, I remember 2007
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>>70856866
>leggo me eggo

holy shit kek
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>>70889513

Which Uni? I know UVA has a pretty good collection of age old stuffs. I've never been able to get into the archives, though. Need to keep expanding my influence so that my badge opens more doors.
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>>70886366
princess ava marie
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>>70856486
Eh Shet eh yeye. Eh cock up eh tail
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