Further proving that being a "female stand-up comic" is just an oxymoron.
Why do they even fucking try?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8KpeLR9bSE
>>70853491
i blame feminism
>>70853790
Agreed
What the fuck is she... doing? Is that a bit? Is she doing a bit? Is this a joke?
>>70853491
>the only place I'll give a blowjob is in the shower
No wonder there was fucking silence, that's not a joke. That's just a statement. What the fuck was the point of that expulsion of air?
>>70853491
QUICK WHAT DOES /pol/ THINK OF AMY SCHUMER???
How does she even have a following? she's making a living doing this?
https://twitter.com/megangailey
>>70853491
>I am a cold frigid woman
>Let me tell you how in the most uncomfortable way possible
This is the future of women's comedy.
they always come and ruin all the fun stuff
>>70854194
>https://twitter.com/megangailey
At least it's a small following. less than 5k.
Still you have to think she is getting paid to do this and tumblr kids with no sense of humor defend these "women comics".
Like it's just bad. Objectively bad. That's it!
>>70854194
Sucking dick in shower?
>>70853491
Being funny is a man's job
women are just needlessly gross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA
this video sums it up better than anything
>>70854543
Yeah, that's a classic and it's accurate.
I get it now.
She is married, has a step son, but still posts this.
>>70853491
women comics are so fucking hacky
>>70854543
Although, this woman doesn't even attempt men's humor, she is just standing up there relaying a bad story.
The silence after what is I guess supposed to be the punchline is priceless, though!
>she "prepared" for this
What a waste of bandwidth
It's not that women comics are inherently bad, rather that this woman comic is. "I suck dick in the shower" isn't a joke. There's no punchline. It could be a setup, but she just fucking stood there and expected that to fly on its own
a few tweets down and already she's resorted to period "jokes". typical
https://twitter.com/megangailey/status/711580482815791104
>>70854855
>Every woman should be forced to register for the draft before they can vote
Even her twitter is retarded and it is easy to sound funny on twitter.
Female comedy is unfunny, but it does do one thing valuable: It shows you just how disconnected the average Western female mind is from the reality of things. Ie: The things they think are "funny", they're either usually flat-wrong about or have a child's understanding of them. Which is why whatever they say quickly drifts into cringe territory, and 2nd-hand embarrassment.
This is also why so many try to make careers talking about sex, a la Amy Schumer, as it's the only topic they can safely talk about and grab attention to via the lowest common denominator.
>>70854543
Why are Jewish women considered funny? Or are considered to be at an advantage when it comes to being funny?
>>70854855
Typical and not even well written. What the fuck does that even mean?
>>70854844
I liked 30 rock but I've tried watching Sisters with my friends, we stopped watching the movie after 10 min
>>70855007
Nepotism.
>>70853491
She looks like she's new and nervous. Not too bad.
>>70855007
Well personally, I think Jewish women are found to be funny because they emulate masculinity in a lot of ways within their own persona and their comedy. Also, this is far beyond anything proven but Jews (ashkenazi) are composed of Semitic male merchants who went to Italy and copulated with the women there. Only the best merchants were able to succeed and have children, and their superior "storytelling / salesmen" genes were passed on. That's the way I view it which is why ashkenazi jews dominate acting, comedy, etc.
>>70855007
Jew nepotism does not just mean an uncle hiring a nephew, it describes the inescapable overall trend of Jews escaping criticism and consequence.
Female comedians joke about females, and the punchline to every joke is vagina.
Male comedians joke about everything.
That's why females are inherently shit at comedy.
>>70855200
That's a good point, no one thinks about jewish nepotism and hooking up their "funny daughter" with a gig.
>>70854543
I like how Hitchens is as dry as the Sahara, yet still manages to throw in enough quips to make anyone laugh.
>>70854974
>a la Amy Schumer
I recently heard her talk on NPR and she just sounds horrible and only talks about being a female.
I don't think she can physically talk about anything else.
>Laugh Factory
>>70855500
I miss him :( so sad he died so young
>>70855416
I never knew that there was going to be a day when I would agree with a Norweđian
>>70855684
LOL
>>70855684
How so?
>>70855848
Like, he agreed with what you said.
Here: >>70855416
>>70855848
low amount of posters + related to the swedes
>>70854726
dear god she married a nigger too lol what a loser
>>70853491
couldnt finish that travesty
>>70853491
Is this like a female version of sperging? Cause that's how it made me feel.
well that wasn't fucking funny at all
>>70855276
yeah she was awful but you can cherry pick and find men just that.
like with most things I dont think the average woman is any worse than the average man. most of the people waaaay far out on the bell curve at either end do tend to be men though. Most.
It isn't exactly standup but this chick is funny as hell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xYr4EaFu5M
I defy anyone to beat this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKZ9ycIdlY
We have a fuckton of humorist in France, comedy is basically the only thing the french cinema/television can do correctly (sometimes).
And still, not a single woman comedian is funny, the only way to be a funny for a woman is to give her a male partner to make a duo, every other time it is a disaster.
>>70857701
>It's a joke
>Boyfriend breakup joke
>MUh sexism
The canal joke might have been good with a much better lead up. Not her though.
What an awful thing.
>>70857701
She's really hot but she sounds like the kind of girl that will try to talk dirty during sex and will end up saying really crazy and fucked up stuff like "fuck my ass until you make me barf blood" or something like that and will make you go limp.
>>70853491
I grew up watching I Love Lucy on Nick at Night and loved Lucille Ball.
Women in general are unfunny hacks, or worse, use hillbilly tier grossout comedy.
LOL MUH QUEEFS N' PERIODS XD
>>70857701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuzXQtbF4Vc
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=paQhkCodc78
>>70854185
I found out today that she's chuck schemers cousin. As if I needed another reason to hate her.
this is some top tier cringe
>>70855596
>Amy Schumer
I have never, and I mean NEVER, wanted to beat the shit out of a woman SO badly as I do with her.
This one's pretty funny
I think it's a prequesite that you can't be "conventionally attractive" to be funny
heard sarah silverman do an interview and i think she inadvertently highlights the problem with female comedians. what she basically said was
>when i was getting started everyone told me to be like paula poundstone
>that a man should be able to take my jokes and do just as well with my material
>and that's what i was trying to do for a while
>until i realized something about not being myself and muh sexism
and i think that's one of the major problems. women arent putting in the effort to make material that kills just as good as the men's material. plus female comics arent even competing with men like they should be. they're just competing to be the top female comic and there's basically no competition there. they pretty much created their own shitty comedy league with no competition to help them get better. and sarah silverman said it herself that in the 80s they expected the women to be competing with the men but they couldnt hack it and they sort of split off to tell retarded stories and complain about how ridiculously sexist everything is. they did this shit to themselves.
>>70859061
Lol are you a Faggot? Any guy that watches I love Lucy is a faggot.
>>70854185
Thief.
>>70859454
I didn't know cringe can cause me to have suicidal thoughts.
>>70853491
Here is a good way to tell if a comedian will be any good
>Are they female or some kind of ethnic/colored?
If yes it's a good indicator that they won't be funny (ethnic may be funny so it's worth giving them a chance)
>Did they say a Sexist (if female) or racist (if ethnic or colored) that was not self depreciative within the first few minutes of their set?
If yes then they aren't going to get funnier, they may say one or two things that cause a chuckle but that is it.
The only funny comics I find are white males (there are a few ethnic and 1 or 2 colored) comedians that are legitimately funny, but i've never found a female comic funny ever.
>>70860155
>he can't enjot vintage television
wow friend maybe just eat so many burgers you have to go to a hospital and then die from the ensuing sadness after you fall into crippling debt and everyone you know leaves you?
>>70860155
>Muh sexuality arbitrarly being threatened by a TV show starring a woman
Damn all those faggots in the 1950's, making it the most popular sitcom of all time
>>70860253
>amy schumer radio interview
>right after all the joke stealing videos were released
>30 minutes of amy promising all her stuff is original
>time to take callers
>before the first caller amy says, "and if anyone can think of a good tweet to send out to respond to this let me know."
and that right there is proof that her first instinct is to use someone else's material rather than coming up with a funny or clever response on her own. she gave it all away right there.
>>70860657
Hey, nothing wrong with a good burger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doUYH3Uria4
Women can't comedy.
Ever...
/thread
>>70853491
I stuck it out to the end.
The very end of the joke wasn't horrible. The part about how she hasn't even finished breaking bad so she's not going to suck a dick until she dies.
That was a solid joke. It was the minute and a half of shitty buildup that made this so horrible tbqh.
>>70860731
>the most popular sitcom of all time
Seinfeld didn't exist back then.
,,,
>>70854185
Unfunny cunt, but I don't hate her nearly as much as I hate that every fucking comic will defend her. Even more conservative comics like Colin Quinn or Nick DiPaolo will fucking ignore all the blatant evidence of her stealing material.
Wew lad
>>70860496
>>70860253
>>70860657
Only unattractive women are funny: Lucille Ball, Ruth Buzzi, Lily Tomlin, etc.
>Amy Schumer is the exception to the rule, unfunny and unattractive
>>70857701
30 seconds I couldn't do it
>>70860021
You know who I honestly thought wasn't so bad? Natasha Leggero. She's not hilarious, but she's very blunt and doesn't talk about sex all the time. And she's herself. That's the problem with women comedians. They talk about sex a lot. They shouldn't. It's really not funny. Now my favorite female comedians are Joan Rivers, rest in peace, Maria Bamford, Kristin Wiig, Sarah Silverman, although I don't like that she's a feminist, and a few others that are extremely talented.
>>70854726
What the fuck is wrong with his proportions? Neck day all day every day?
>>70853491
Is this shit stolen, I swear I have heard that same "dont drown during the bj in the shower" bit before.
>>70860155
If you can't enjoy classics like "I Love Lucy," then you have zero culture, my friend.
>>70861249
Still not very funny. The closest was Carol Burnett
and I only watched because of Tim Conway ad libs
>>70857701
Oh fuggg...couldn't make it past the "its a joke"..
>>70855416
Imo, the only time I find a female funny, is when she's fat and makes jokes about herself.
I saw Aisling Bea and Sarah Pascoe perform at a charity gig and they were legit funny, even though the Pascoe is a dumb-ass feminist now and made a fool of herself on HIGNFY.
Stewart Lee's wife, Bridget Christie, is good too.
And I'll probably receive some backlash for this, but in my opinion Jo Brand used to be funny in the '90s and always makes a solid guest on the Jonathan Ross or Graham Norton shows.
>>70861697
But I absolutely despise Sue Perkins and Ronni Ancona.
>>70861771
And any female American comedian.
>>70853491
That wasn't cringy it was just bad.
like 3/10, 4/10
The timing was terrible and she kept emphasizing the wrong words to the determent of the joke she was trying to tell, like she was waiting for the laughs.
>>70853491
old but gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McFzWzwtmmU&nohtml5=False
>>70861612
Only female that ever made me laugh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQhiZpLJtcg
>>70861568
>Carol Burnett, good call
Yeah I never find these women laugh-out-loud funny. I guess they're more comedically talented as opposed to being straight-up funny anon
>>70854543
Thank you, I was just thinking about this. He is spot on. Unfortunately most people can't accept that men and women have evolved to be very different creatures, not just biologically.
>>70861249
Lucille Ball is in one of my favorite movies along side Mark Stevens, The Dark Corner.
If there was a market for awkard silence and comedians with little to no personal investment in their material this would be her calling. She could have cut so much from the joke and probably gotten a better response. And asking for audience involvement is hard to do if they aren't having a good time.
>>70860496
>or some kind of ethnic/colored
negro please, Chappelle was hilarious
>>70854194
>She's making a living out of this?
only when she runs out of shampoo
>>70858611
That makes you go limp? I butt-fucked a chick until she went all diarrhea on my dick. The smell/embarrassment made her start to vomit, but I kept going at it. Finally came inside her asshole while yelling "Fatality!" She cried afterwards for a solid hour, said she never wanted to see me again. Called me back up for round 2 a week later. Elementary school chicks are weird like that.
Nobody laughs because it isn't funny
>>70855172
30 Rock was mostly written by men anon
>>70862031
Slap stick, like Lucy and Ethel eating chocolate on the assembly line, is all women can do. They're not witty, feminists have just made "stand up" vagina/period/male bashing a thing and manginas are their enablers.
>>70857701
It's so much easier to watch bad comedians who have a foreign accent.
>>70853491
>that solipsism
fuckin' women
>>70862091
Thanks anon, I've never seen this one and I'm a big noir fan
>>70857701
She has the voice/bit for comedy, but has no jokes.
>>70862443
You shouldn't be fucking children
>>70859454
>that get-up
jesus christ, I don't even think i can start this one, lads.
>>70861991
Kek. Black people are funny though. Both men and women.
The funniest female I know is my cousin. She is black...and really beautiful....I don't know where she gets it from.
>>70859210
That was actually pretty funny, i enjoyed that
>>70863039
>I don't know where she gets it from.
Probably from behind
>>70862542
no wonder it's good then
>>70857701
Man that sucked
>>70854543
>Dyes or Jews or Butch
classic
>>70861944
I genuinely just feel sorry for her. She was still very young and inexperienced in this video, hope she didn't give up because of this.
>>70859454
>that fucking voice
>>70853491
>See laugh factory logo
>Instantly hear "HE'S A NIGGER"
Anyone else? Its been like 10 years hasn't it?
>>70862686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TYsO9wxfC8
I guess it's only fair to show Lucy in a stand up situation then.
>>70857701
holy fucking cringe. i could only take :60 of that shite.
>>70853939
>are you doing the speech from jaws? Are you doing jaws? We don't have time for this shit, it's serious
>>70863455
Did she write all that or was it done for her? If so I really liked it.
>>70863503
You went longer than me
>>70863503
You are a stronger man than I.
>>70857701
I FOUND A WAY TO WATCH IT THAT REDUCES THE PAIN
(adjust the music volume)
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DlNKZ9ycIdlY&start1=30&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D6MYAGyZlBY0&start2=&authorName=Larry+David
>>70853491
She may not give blowjobs outside the shower but she does take it in the ass
she is pretty fuckable here is her pornstar doppleganger anal
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1068540825
>>70859454
holy fucking cringe.
>>70853491
>female
>stand-up comic
>>70853491
Why are all female comedians so incredibly vulgar? I mean there are other things to make jokes about that aren't based on self-deprecation and sex.
>>70853491
I went to see a female stand up comic show one time, her name escapes me but it was a popular one. It was fucking awful, the jokes were repetitive and it relied almost entirely on hip pop-culture references. Also lots of unnecessary vulgarity like >>70854526 brought up. I got a better show at a comedy club I won show tickets for on the radio.
>>70864049
I just tried to search for "highbrow female comedian"
no results
>>70863826
Old vaudeville routine.
Non PC stuff is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30n8AZd9mi4
>>70864241
Oh yeah, she also bashed Trump for half the show.
Carol Burnett is funny.
>>70860947
this
>>70864309
Not exactly high brow but something a female comedian could do since all they talk about is their pussies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg1QWKrWn5o
>>70861944
>whats your sign?
>what the heck are you talking about?
Even the dummy finds her unfunny tbqhfam
>>70863454
Thanks, Dave.
>>70861944
I couldn't get through the video, poor girl.
>>70864049
Because those are the people that are told they're funny
>>70864049
Just watch Whitney Cummings new special. I made it through 10 minutes of that. It was all sexual but unfunny
>Be up and coming comedianne
>great buzz, smart sets
>Get TV show, cancelled after 2 horrible seasons
>Lose buzz, start doing shitty cable TV panel shows
>Put out desperate special where you talk about how much you love to get fucked in the ass within 5 minutes
>>70863901
God fucking bless you, my fucking sides are obliterated.
I know this background
/pol/ knows this background
its a mandatory post :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoLPLsQbdt0
>>70865557
this is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmsTb_jmqb4
>>70853491
Wow. Not even a chuckle or a snicker from the crowd.
>>70861697
Aisling Bea is good, and she's fucking gorgeous
>>70863901
Top fucking kek
>>70865557
>never had no movies
That butthurt always cracks me up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXc5ltzKq3Y
>>70854526
Sarah Kendall and Celia Paquola gave both done funny stand up shows.
Two of the best I've seen actually.
>>70853491
>>70857701
Beat this:
>Bill Burr Answers "Can Women Be Funny?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pn1RVZu-24
the ONE THING SHE SAID THAT WAS FUNNY
was when she gestured to the audience for their description (fellatio)
& then said 'love'
that made me laugh. but only that.
funniest woman on TV katey sagal
prove me wrong
>>70866876
And that's been done a million times.
>>70867066
Wasn't she in Smart House?
Would fuck.
>>70867066
The only reason she was funny was the dynamic with ed oneil.
The only joke from a comedianne that has made me chuckle was from wanda sykes on her show. Went something like "who needs karate, everyones got guns now" and that was over 10 years ago.
>>70867066
>woman
>funny
>>70859454
>implying you wouldn't, the kawai queen
She only gives blowjobs in the shower so men have an area to freely vomit. They don't feel so ashamed and dirty in the shower. The whole video is a giant setup to an aristocrats joke that just doesn't deliver.
>>70865557
It's the best show the laugh factory ever had.
>>70859454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnLt6nJPty8
Compare the two. Oh god...
>>70867569
>> The only joke from a comedianne that has made me chuckle was from wanda sykes on her show.
Nobody wants to work with Wanda Sykes because she's the death sitcoms. Nobody wants that sort of bad luck. Maybe it would work if there was a sitcom about black lesbians... but beyond that... Bleh...
>>70866653
>she stares at the camera
jesus christ it's so awkward when she does that then bill burr looks at her, expecting eye contact
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