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Why do slavs squat?
Its a mongol thing.
slavs breathe chink air.
>>70852309
Too poor to afford chairs
Remember this; It's not a real squat if the heels aren't on the ground.
>>70852309
>>70852509
>>70852586
Slavs have testicles
You wouldn't understand
>>70852309
rickets
It's their indo-european ancestry. They're acting like proto-indians.
>>70852309
Why do they wear Adidas suits?
>>70852309
>Why do slavs squat?
>>70852806
>Why do they wear Adidas suits?
Comfy as fuck
t. a slav
>>70852806
This is like the gopnik hierarchy. Golden one at the top, dark blue at the bottom.
>>70852671
In their mouths. That's why they squat.
>>70852806
Even their games (((((stalker)))) have thugs in adidas sweatpants shooting at you kek
>>70852309
im slavic and i always squated even as kid before i knew its a meme.
Idk why okay, but its comfy to me.
>>70852309
Because slavs are snowniggers.
>>70852806
they're pretty comfy
>>70853253
Russians aren't the only slavs
>>70853246
GENETIC BASIS
>>70852806
because their soul animal is a 80s new skool rapper,
i'm half slav an it's comfy as fuck(addidas and squats)
>>70852309
What is it with Slavs and doing gymnastics in really really high places? Stop it you're making my hands sweat
>>70852309
do slavs actually wear those hats really often, cuz im originally slavic and ive just always worn those hats without ever even hearing of this meme, is it genetic?
>>70852309
Here's an actual explanation. I spent all my youth in russia and this is why we squat.
>born in 80s
>grew up with no TV or PC
>spending all time outdoors with friends
>literally nothing to do but smoke and drink cheap beer
>nowhere to sit
>everything is either snow, or dirt.
>squatting is literally the only thing to do
I'm not Slavic but I have to agree, squatting is damn comfortable
Squatting reduces the risk of bowel cancer and is pretty comfy desu.
>>70852309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB5nb3xZNGM
>>70852309
it's a meme
>>70853909
no
>>70853909
We're practical people who like also drink and fight. And remember - you're always right. And proud of your roots. And your woman must be tough. Like she worked by last 20 years on countryside
>>70852309
most of them spent their time being serfs. Their masters frequently fucked their assholes, so squatting is a way for the slav to stretch his butthole.
tl;dr - Slavs squat because their serf ancestors got frequently assfucked by their masters.
>>70854474
fuck you, it is genetic and slavs do always wear those hats. And im always fucking right so you can know that everything i say is completely accurate. Im fucking proud of my roots and will beat your ass if you talk shit again. Fuck it, my woman will beat your ass, shes fucking tough as nails.
Am i doing good? >>70854532
>>70852309
>he doesnt squat
>>70855027
kek where are his abs?
>>70852309
Because their butts hurt.
>>70855147
hidden under a thick layer of fat
>>70855147
he ate them
>>70853246
This. I wanted to laugh at this thread and say that Slavs don't squat, that it's just a meme, but then I remembered I actually squat pretty often. I do it without thinking, it's like an instinct of sorts. And it IS comfy as hell, so fuck the haters.
my favorite
I live in East Anglia so I consider myself an authority on Slav behavior, here are my observations.
All Slavs wear Adidas/ Shell suits
All woman are not overweight and have flem washed blue jeans, peroxide hair and a fake leather jacket sporting some pink somewhere.
They sound... terrible, worst accent ive ever come across, Polish especially.
all slav men have terrible hair cuts
eyes are too close together, like Putin
they squat in the subways and drink and smoke all day erry day
they squat in the forest getting rekt
They are incredibly racist
They are extremely dishonest, well the Polish are they steel light bulbs from bogs and loo paper/bleach too
they start drinking at 5.30am before work and dont stop
all are alcoholics and smoke fags
life expectancy of 52
I guess thats whats happens when your people have suffered eons of repression, war, famine, holocausts, genocide forever and ever.
>>70855365
It is literally ingrained in our DNA.
>>70852806
Adidas and other Western goods were exotic during communist times. To own a tracksuit back then was a sign of luxury. The practice just stuck i guess.
>>70852931
Tag yourself, I'm Anton.
>>70853246
didn't realized it until someone pointed out that i always sit in a squat position between sets in the gym.
i have polish and ukranian ancestors
>>70855486
Sounds like Mexicans
>>70855505
Can't escape the Slavness, it seems.
>>70852806
Polish visiting germanistan
Most things that are Westerns like, are for faggots.
>>70852806
a lotta loyalty for a hired gopniki
>>70855758
Most things that Westerns like, are for faggots.*
>>70855530
i'm pyotr
>>70852931
>>70855530
Vladimir
>>70855486
jokes on you
i'm a slav with perfect hair, don't drink, don't smoke, never had a tracksuit, flawless english accent (father is from Indiana).
but yes, i'm pretty racist
most shitty areas have these to sit on nowadays
>>70855598
Maybe.
Slavs are not bad people, but they're are wired differently, ever wonder why generally all the women are hot and men ugly?
Its because all the Alpha slavs got sent to their deaths in war and the betas got first choice of the hot woman
>>70854474
>>70853909
Its a russian thing desu
>>70855424
this is my fav
>>70855942
Do you squat?
>>70855942
I can only go on what I see, there are exceptions to the rules everywhere, and are you sure you're a slav, get your DNA check, you sound like an anglo
>>70855942
>flawless english accent
>(father is from Indiana).
pick one
>>70855027
this have something to do with breathing wrong
>>70856086
my fathers family is from Galicia (Poland & Ukraine) and went 1910 to America.
Mothers family is German/Czech.
Pic related: I look like my Father and more slavic. My sister looks more germanic like my mother.
>>70856066
Yes i squat often. My Father has problems with his knees because of perma squatting in his youth
>>70856427
no
you are a dyel who needs to lurk more
>>70856185
>uk accent
>>70856605
nigga how many times is you gonna post this
>>70856615
all the champions of lifting look like this, not dry and pure muscle like anime
>>70856689
what are you talking about
>>70852309
squatting is good when the ground is too dirty for kneeling or sitting.
>>70853246
>>70855365
Im a Slav, but i couldn't squat if somebody put a gun to my head. Am I a b-broken s-slav sempais?
>>70856674
>i do it for free
>>70856605
https://www.google.com.br/search?q=powerlifter&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjVl7e6uIzMAhUMF5AKHTVwDvcQ_AUIBygB&biw=1440&bih=762#tbm=isch&q=world+champion+powerlifter
they are all fat
>>70856873
he's implying that strongmans don't look like bodybuilders.
I've heard several theories
>guards in Soviet Gulags and earlier Tsarist prison camps forced prisoners to squat when idle to make it easier to spot sudden movements
>prisoners squatted because it was muddy
>people in Eastern europe were poor and didn't want their clothes to get dirty because they had few pairs or couldn't wash them as often or needed them to last longer
>poor infrastructure and lack of paved roads in Eastern europe meant there is mud everywhere
>>70857111
here 4u newfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aARiKOe91Gc
>>70855486
>terrible haircut
i mean i have a fade, so maybe
>eyes too close
not rly
>squating
not even once (cant put my heel on the ground when in squat position)
>incredebly rasist
I mean im a moderate racist
>smoke
sadly yes
>drink
a bit, but the last time i was wasted was on new years eve
t. slav
>>70855184
>>70855228
Strongman have layers of muscle around the abdomen, with some fat on top, to protect and support their midsection. It looks like fat, but it actually isn't.
>>70852309
It's a natural resting position for humans. You must be a fat, inflexible, ignorant jag-off.
>>70857449
lol you are stupid
>>70852309
its comfy
>>70857535
A quick search would tell you, yet you choose to remain ignorant, swisshit :^)
>>70854034
This is actually they best explanation I've ever heard
>>70852931
Alexei is clearly the MC, he should be on the top left.
>>70854034
Stand. I'd rather stand.
Lol just thinking about a bunch of faggots squating In a circle shootin' the shit makes me laugh.
>>70857694
Can't reason with Medpacs. They live at their parent's place until they're 40, then inherit a fortune and think it's well earned.
>>70855942
> don't drink
> don't smoke
> NO tracksuit
> no accent when speaking english
> father from u.s. & a
suma sumarum : NOT a Slav
>>70852962
>implyin the classic black and white isnt the true alpha
>>70852309
Why need chairs when your legs can be chairs ?
>>70857694
yeah look
the guy in the pic is definitely not fat, those are all just muscles that look like fat
fucking idiot
>>70858003
but a slav by blood slovenia-kun :(
>>70852309
Jewish mind tricks don't work when you squat
>>70857694
looks like this strongman lacks this additional layer of muscles
he must be piss weak without this thick ring of muscles around his stomach
>>70857997
stay jealous mohammed
>>70858206
That's Savickas, one of the strongest men in the world. He can life concrete filled tires, while your tiny banking arms can barely move a receipt from the tray to your table.
>>70858206
i think he want to say that he looks more massive because there is a fat layer above his muscles.
stop being such a bully, Swizzle
As a Slav I'm gonna tell you the true reason. Many things in Eastern Europeand are fucked up, benches broken, and not many places to hang out outside so people loiter in public spaces and when their legs get tired they squating.
>>70858209
Okay so be it we are a generous people to not-cunts
>>70858279
And this is Brian Shaw, the strongest man in the world
>>70855595
I'm a good chunck polish, but my knees are too bad for me to maintain a squat for more than a few seconds and I'm only in my 20s.
>>70858574
its all just muscle boys it just looks like fat
look his super big chin muscles
>>70858432
lol youre so stupid haha those fallacious posts are killing my sides
>>70858683
Wow, just wow it's [current year] and you are fat-shaming someone
>>70855514
This. During the Soviet Olympics Adidas was seen upon as a luxury, considering it was what all of the bets sportsmen were wearing.
I just tried to squat but after 10 seconds my knees hurt so much. I guess I'm a true German despite my slavic admixture.
>>70858893
>typo
>>70854888
>Sven projecting this hard
>>70858683
Ok? It's not that he isn't fat. Yes, he has fat, and no, he's not fit. But he's strong. This is what you look like when you devote your life to functional strength, and not body-building
I go to a olympic weightlifting club around my area and all i see are slavs. Is it a national sport for you guys
>>70852931
Definitely a Vladimir.
Fun fact: My father's name is Vladimir.
>>70859011
lol muuh functional strength, its like a big sticker saying "hey boys I am retarded and dont know what I am talking about"
and I never denied that strongmen arent strong, you just didnt pay attention to the context
but anyway, powerlifting ftw
>>70859328
epic comeback how will i ever recover
brb gotta take a shower family
>>70859311
What "context" is needed? He's fat. He's strong. He's both fat and strong. There's no context that would make his untrue. Way to back pedal though
>>70859311
oly lifiting is way more fun, m8
Is being fat and strong bad for your health?
>>70852309
They turn into gargoyles at sunset.
>>70859328
>>70859452
Bandaid fight
kom igen danmark!11
>>70858440
>he looks more massive because there is a fat layer above his muscles.
The opposite is true. Your muscles look more imposing the less bf you have.
>>70859686
Being fat is yea
>>70858662
You and me both buddy, only 24 and my knees are shit but I am just shy of 7ft so that could be why.
>>70859942
health at every size you bigot
captcha: select all the sandwiches
> tfw slavic American
> played baseball catcher for 10 years
Had no idea I was genetically predisposed to squatting til I came on pol now it all makes sense
https://youtu.be/64WBNa6Jl0w
Get on this Level anglos
>>70859690
only the ones who outside
and they are okay with it
slavbros help
I can't do the full slavsquat with my heels firmly against the ground
When I try to squat on my heels I just fall on my ass
>>70862016
Its about your Balance. Post body i can rate it.
>>70855424
His helmet should say "KEK".
>>70852806
From the blurry as fuck thumbnail they look neat.
Then you enlarge it
>>70862016
put your biceps' on your knees and slowly move your arms forward until you've found the perfect balance ;)
>>70852806
me on the right
>>70863013
Good choice, bratka. Classic. For special occasions.
>>70863013
P A C A N Y
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>>70855027
>>70856427
No that is Eddie Hall who holds the world record for the deadlift.
He collapsed because it was the end of this rediculous set of deadlifts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhzaUCx-amQ
https://youtu.be/64WBNa6Jl0w
how has this not been posted yet
>>70852931
Vladimir master race reporting in
post rare russians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGPWdW7ObZE
Why do niggers twerk?
>>70852931
I am definitely Pyotr, Vladimir is a fedora
>>70852931
>would try and wrestle a bear
Be at work, a college calls and says he's spotted a bear nearby. Another college of mine calls him immediately demanding his location so that he can ho help him scare the bear.. without any weapon
what's wrong with us?
>>70863964
You have to be proactive against bears or this will happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAbunRuOQfo
>>70852931
If I was a slav, I would be Vladimir
>>70863724
i don't have much rare slavs because they're all common to me
>>70852931
Anton here.
God I have got to stop drinking.
>>70864100
Is this real? Casually says pizdets muzhiku and proceeds on filming cars...
>>70852309
slavs. please save and protect europe. regards, canada.
classic
privet
How accurate is the STALKER game series in depicting slavs?
>>70865161
Its a completely accurate 1:1 depiction of the daily life in Ukraine.
Namely Luhansk and Donetsk provinces.
>>70865161
it's genuinely accurate
it was like i was playing my average day
>>70865161
>>70866727
>>70866978
interesting
never gave it a go before
>>70858206
Learn too fit
He's probably on 7 meals a day
>>70852309
It's because of their mongol DNA
I tried it and it seems really uncomfortable and weird to me.
Diaspora here, squatting is only for people with strong knees that are not landwhale, AKA Slavs. And tracksuits are comfy when you have to do a lot of physical activity - something you fat Western bastards would never understand.
Even the Patriarch of Moscow squats.
>>70852586
bitch please
i squat on top of my chair
![eXKk1wB[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dPEXQvZ.jpg "eXKk1wB[1]")
