I used to be a Cruz supporter, loved his conservative ways and was definitely going to vote for him, but now that I saw this I'm all the way up on the #TrumpTrain.
How can you support such a degenerate?
https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/720259227067920385
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>>70852031
How could you care about this and vote for Trump considering that trump brags in his books about cheating on his wife.
>>70852403
How could you care about this while your culture promotes having multiple wives, Mohammed?
>>70852031
R E K T
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cruz confirmed degenerate wanker
>>70852403
Where? Can I see quotes?
>>70852544
The Peruvian bantz, who woulda thunk it?
>>70852031
>>70852403
im just going to assume masturbating has already been banned in bongland
>not voting for somebody because he masturbates
That's not hypocritical at all.
>>70852892
>anime girl with cruz hats
Why can't cruzfags be original? Kinda like bernie fags, their 'epic memuns' are just versions of trump memes with their candidate on it.
>>70852892
It's a sin for a true Christian to masturbate. Lyin' Ted just uses religion to his benefit.
>>70852031
I used to be a Cruz missile but after reading this post I'm now feeling the Bern
>>70852031
UPDATE: Firsthand Account on How Cruzers Stole St. Louis County Delegates in Illegal Secret Ballot
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/04/update-firsthand-account-cruzers-stole-st-louis-county-delegates-illegal-secret-ballot/
>>70853172
Sanders memes are far more original and dank than Trump memes you monkey
>>70853172
>anime girls with hats
>original
I bet you've never seen a Top Gun hat.
>he masturbates
Oh shit, can't deal with it, i am on #TrumpTrain now.
>>70852031
Witnessed
>>70853172
I have more than just anime girls you know
>>70852403
Because Cruz is a Bible thumper of course
>>70852403
Because Trump doesn't hold the bible high and talk like a southern minister.
>>70852031
>being in the same dorm listening to Rato jack off
>>70852403
Trump is real. Cruz is a lyin' rat.
It's that simple.
>>70852871
It has since the similarity between cock and cockney caused the great battle of London. Cockneys beaten in the street while other people beating their cock in the street.
Prince Philip was in the corner muttering anti Semitic remarks while pulling his pud.
>>70852031
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT JUST DOESN'T STOP
>>70855230
dude
no
>>70852031
Jesus fuck that's a real fucking blow out
Guess el rato got caught playing with his own cruzmissle
>>70852403
At least he has the gall to marry his whores.
>>70855600
Hey-o!
>>70853870
Nice argument, faggot.
>>70854970
Trump was the first candidate to use this meme.
>>70852892
He is hypocritical for masturbating when he says he is against it. I know that it's bad but I assume that it's pretty much impossible to be away from it, so it's not hypocritical. Get it?
>>70852403
Trump infidelity? wow, now I'm a #cruz missile
>>70852031
All you have to know is he is ineligible to be the president. Not natural born. Period
CRUZ BTFO
HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER
>>70853172
Trumpfags stole the anime meme from Ronnie and Randal.
>>70852892
Is zero self awareness a requirement for you shills?
Just the thought of Rato stimulating his greasy little rat penis gets me so fucking hard.
g..guys, I'm not gay, am I?
Tfw no 2d wiafu taped to a fleshlight because its illegal now
>>70852031
wow, this is unreal i am no longer a #cruzmissle
>>70855189
>Because Trump doesn't hold the bible high
He has repeatedly claimed to be a devout Christian with the Bible as his favorite book.
That nobody believes him when he does it doesn't mean he doesn't do it.
>>70856569
One of your parents may be Canadian, this is a common trait for Canadians. We all get turned on by each other's rat penises.
captcha: alamo happening
>>70852403
PROOFS? PROOFS?
>>70857348
good to know.
funny thing is my dad is actually a canadian citizen.
Is this why i think le weedman truedough is pretty, and he makes my penis squirt milk.
>>70852031
AHAHAHA
>>70859176
Justin Trudeau is not pretty, don't kid yourself. He's average.
>>70852031
**eats popcorn**
>>70852031
I used to support Ted Cruz but after learning he is addicted to masturbation I have decided to become a #TrumpMissle
>>70859388
but he still makes my peepee hard
>>70855230
*squeak... squeak... SQUEAK!... squeak*
>>70859681
You're probably just attracted to his Islamic presence.
>>70852031
Is he the last hope for sanity in this party?
>>70861497
He's dead m8, and while the guy seems genuinely concerned for the people he isn't Donald Trump.
>>70861627
Ka-Kasich can still pull it off and win this thing right guies?
>>70861793
>>70852544
Liked upvoted +1 (You)
>>70852403
Because no one is voting for Trump because of his Christian morals
>>70861497
>>70861627
>>70861793
>neocon soros puppet is the "last hope for sanity" and is "genuinely concerned for the people"
shills pls go
If Ted Cruz has to comes out and says he supports people's right to jack off I'm going to die.
>>70852031
This is direct discrimination against us anime masturbators. Anime masturbation is a religion of peace!
>through some miracle Ted Cruz is elected president
>his first act as president is to ban porn
>his second act as president is to ban sex toys
>his third act as president is to make masturbation illegal
>Ted Cruz was the dictator all along
>>70863984
>seems
>>70852031
don't you dare cut happy faces on open pussy sores
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXkEeTfdQeA
