What is the best vidya game for building walls and making other people pay for it?
Snake.
Wall Construction Simulator
>tfw building cool villages and cities on an island while the AI goes total war each other on the main landmass
Comfy af
>>70851547
Prison Simulator
>>70851547
Fuck we should play Age of Empires 2
>>70852489
Im down
>>70852489
>>70852433
I have it on steam kek
I'm medicore tho
>>70852489
I would totally do that, over LAN with Hamachi?
if any of you have AOE2HD on steam
im all for starting a 8 player wall building match
imagine the biggest wall ever
>Not AoEIII
>>70852617
>gib me IP plz
>>70851547
Europa Universalis 4.
Genocide, slavery, colonialism, empire.
>>70851547
>spend all your gold to build fancy walls
>a bunch of footmen can destroy it
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70851547
Rome total war.
play as scythia. Scythia can only build wooden fortifications.
allow Pontus to sieze your capital.
wait for them to build a wall.
lay seige to said capital. retake from pontus.
you now have a stone walled capital city.
>>70852715
>>70852617
They have it on Steam. Don't need that BS. It's multiplayer friendly.
>>70851547
Obligatory Barbosa post, long live Portugal
Europa Universalis IV
>>70852841
>multiplayer friendly
not exactly, wish the netcode wasn't so utterly fucked
voobly got it done as well, why can't the official guys do it
In stronghold crusader you can ask your allies for stone and then use that stone to build walls with.
In Crusader Kings 2 you can dow an enemy to make him your tribute, fend of an invasion and make the enemy pay you money for declaring war at you or just capture a bunch of their gays and let them pay ransom after which you expand the walls of your capital or other province.
In the total war games it's pretty much the same.
>>70851547
Steams accounts? we can all play
>>70852841
I know, i was getting at the fact that you can get peoples IP's stupidly easy over hamachi.
Empire Earth 1 motherfuckers
rate the new update civs
Portugal > Ethiopians > Berbers > Malians
>>70852617
GameRanger >>>> Hamachi
Give it a try, fag. You can name your rooms in a way that fellow /pol/lacks identify it. You can use it for a shitload of games too.
>>70852841
>paying for games
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR!
>>70852685
really hated that building limit for towers and houses in AoE3
i just want to build a huge city :(
>>70853175
The third was so fucked up that I had fucking archers in a tower (accessed by a fucking ladder) assaulted and killed by freaking wolves! Thats right, I successfully reppeled bandit and enemy attacks and the fucking village fell to the wolves.
Also the peasants refused to cut wood because the fucking forest was enchanted or wtf they were complaining about.
>ctrl+f prison architect
>no matches
wut
>>70851547
Stronghold.
>>70853175
based game, im down for gameranger crusader action
>>70851835
>>70854989
Didn't the crusader series start turning shit as soon as they began function just like the settlers?
>>70854347
You'd probably only need to sell two dozen tamales to get the money for it, José.
>>70852731
Based Serb approves.
>>70854652
play as huns
no houses OP as fuck
>>70855319
>Stronghold*
>>70855464
Its the strongest civilization for a rush. Also their cavalry is brutal against buildings.
The turks were the strongest at late game because janissaries are the strongest hand cannoneers. Im talking about the original ofc.
Btw, have anyone played with the fucking portuguese? (lol). How shitty are they, and the other factions that arrived recently?
Wtf does barbosa from the castle do anyway?
>>70855369
It's a matter of principles, not money. I'd probably just have to clean a few yards or wash a few cars to buy it but why should I if i can get it for free?
>>70855795
Nvm, a fucking ship and a dick gun.
No wonder everyone mock us....
>>70855795
they have a unique building that gives them automatic income, but its useless in any level of play.
>>70856286
Did you try it? I'm waiting for the weekend to play it so I can be kingz n' sheit. Are africans as shitty as it seems?
>>70855795
i always play with mods. Germany and Prussia are separate playable civilizations there.
>tfw Landstorms instead of civilians
Is the Vlad Tepes DLC any fun?
>>70854347
>>Not paying for the glory that is AoE II Gold.
It's like you WANT to go to shit, Mexico.
>>70855795
bingo, thats why all the pros play as huns unless its a water map
fucking love knight rushing man. in ten minutes im in castle age sending three knights and building a second TC
TEN MINUTES! fucking op huns
>>70854347
fucking quit game ranger because its nothing but you fucking poor ass spics and brs
FUCKING REEEE
>>70852731
Sounds like my dream game
>Cataphract's aren't the best AoE2 unit
>>70856406
it depends
bereberes are shit, archer camels
etiopies are literal zombies, shotelai
>high attack (18 atk + 3)
>fast as a horse
>spawns instantly
>low hp, they die with two hits
>you can zerg rush with them
malies are good if you git gud with them
>gbetos are better than jenizaros
>rape buildings
>good with paired with cannons
portugeses are meh, good for support but not for single player
>t.alberto barbosa
Rust
>>70851547
Actually been playing Total War Empire. Great game
>>70859052
boyar > cataphract
based slavs
>>70859052
>not Mamelukes
I haven't played much AOE2 but so far I love the Magyars the most.