http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/04/ted-cruz-dildo-ban-sex-devices-texas
>>70850898
This is a ban on dildos you moron, wanking is beating your meat.
>>70850898
This absolutely must happen. Wankers are evil.
>>70851193
you want to ban australians?
>>70851147
If he wanted to ban dildos, where would it stop?
>>70850898
No wonder he needs so many women on the DL. When I tried out nofap for a year, I became a PUA out of sheer necessity in a matter of weeks.
A smart and deceptive guy like Cruz could do it in hours.
>>70850898
How come he wants to ban his favorite toy?
>>70850898
>motherjones
>news source
HA
>>70850898
>Not wanting to ban dildos
>>70850898
Good, maturation is degenerate
>>70850898
Good. Our society has gone to shit largely because of this exact reason.
>>70850898
Good, only feminists and Marxist fags like dildos.
>>70850898
I know that /pol/ aint the most feminist place on the web, but surely you all can see thata ban on dildos affects women a lot more than it affects men, and I don't think that's fair.
Moreover, the bedroom is the exact place I expect to be government-free. Legislature about sex is big government bullshit.
>>70852070
We need more government involvement in sex when it drives towards a conservative outcome. The idea of letting people have sex with whoever they want is a very modern and disgusting invention used to destroy society.
>>70852238
quit your baiting mr bong
A ban on sex toys would go over even worse than a ban on alcohol
>>70852442
I'm not baiting. Sexual freedom is a negative thing.
>>70850898
>Ban on Dildo's
Almost won my vote.
>using the phallic jew
>>70851621
Yeah but how would you enforce it? Oh god penis inspection day will be a reality. Meme magic is real.
>>70850898
No, Ted is a KNOWN jerk off champ.
http://totalfratmove.com/ted-cruzs-college-roommate-says-he-jerked-it-a-bunch/
>>70851147
Cruz said that the American people have no right to stimulate their own genitals. First goes the dildos, then the VR waifus.
![[AmeriCLAPS].png](https://i.imgur.com/0Yz2vqO.png "[AmeriCLAPS].png")
>>70851807
You heard it here first,/pol/.Maturing is degenerate.
>>70852979
>mistaking someone's personal beliefs for their political platform
How old are you?
>>70852979
Absolute madman.
This needs to be stopped.
It's because he's tired of being pegged by his wife.
>>70850898
UPDATE: Firsthand Account on How Cruzers Stole St. Louis County Delegates in Illegal Secret Ballot
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/04/update-firsthand-account-cruzers-stole-st-louis-county-delegates-illegal-secret-ballot/
>>70853150
I am a fapping degenerate and a Catholic conservative. Only liberals think you can't be both. This Mother Jones attack was anouther liberal attack on christian conservative thinking that being responsible about sex and morality is "radical"
