YOUR DILDOS
GIVE THEM TO ME
NOW!
>>70848333
>Hands off my Dashing Blue Lyin' Ted! Or I will have to spill the lube on your copy of Princess Bride!
>>70848333
I can't wait for a black market in sex toys complete with dominatrix and butch bear pimps. It's gonna be so hot.
Why is a Canadian with a fake Texas accent running for president of America?
>>70850467
Because mid-westerner Americans are indeed that stupid.
>>70850467
>>70850696
Basically this.
>>70850696
Well said.
>>70848333
I DON'T GET ANGRY VERY OFTEN
BUT YOU MESS AROUND WITH DILDOS
THAT'LL DO IT EVERY TIME
>>70850467
>fake Texas accent
a/k/a real Oklahomo accent.
>>70848333
THE DILDO SNATCHER DEMANDS IT!
>>70848333
"From my cold dead pussy" Shillary Cunten
>>70851350
Kek
>>70848333
he's just mad he's not getting any from his wife
he really is jealous of therm.
>>70853807
Why can't he hold all those dildos
Sorry Ted, I'm not a degenerate so I don't own one.