http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/04/ted-cruzs-war-on-dildos.html
>>70844636
>now if I ban dildos maybe this will win them over
How fucking stupid is he?
>>70844636
mfw miley cyrus is forced to resort to using live niggers on stage to teach our young women about how strong and free they are. Niggers with huge cocks and dangling black nuts jiggling around all over in your daughters front row face.
>>70844636
Another Republican candidate alienating any potential female voters. Get ready for President Clinton (probably won't be that bad hopefully she's gonna be another Bill and he was fucking awesome)
capitulating canadian is reaching near trump levels of being a cuck
>>70844636
cruz is a dildo
He doesn't like competition.
http://totalfratmove.com/ted-cruzs-college-roommate-says-he-jerked-it-a-bunch/
>>70844636
im not a Cruz Missile but the dildo ban thing i just find amusing. Having a president who strengthens the second amendment and bans dildos at the same time would likely cause mass liberal suicides.
Can you imagine how hilarious it would be watching sex shops and homes getting raided by SWAT teams and them carrying out boxes of dildos and shit.
>>70844636
>wants to ban individual adults from seeking sexual gratification
>had extramarital affairs with hookers
Come on guys, the cosmos is practically serving us everything we need to completely destroy Cruz's campaign before the crticial final state contests.
MEME TEAM - MAKE SOME MAGIC HAPPEN!
>>70845178
Imagine if she actually is, though.
>>70847555
this. I hope Trump borrows Cruz's dildo policy the way Cruz stole the wall.
Ted Cruz, the infamous canadian dildo bandit.
Dildos, Boogers and Cheese
>>70845178
>hopefully she's gonna be another Bill
yeah, it's gonna be Bill Clinton's third term by proxy.
After this, I don't own a CruzMissile.
WEW
No seriously why would he start this shit a week before the NY primary?
Is hiding your power level really that hard?
>>70847555
And then the SWAT Team employs said dildos tactically and in formation.
>>70844636
>short dildo company stocks
>create ban on dildos
>rake in obscene profits when all the dildo companies go under
it's almost too easy
So will there be a compromise where only full auto assault dildos are banned.
Battary capacities of C cell and under, or no more than three AA batteries.
